Love Hina – Good Morning

Fanfic by Steven Biggs

Monday Morning

"You pervert!"

CRASH!

Keitaro, courtesy of a Naru-Punch, flies out the window.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

SPLASH!

After a few seconds, his head rises out of the pool, a stream of water spurting from his mouth. Eyes closed, he starts counting down.

"Three, two, one . . . . ."

"How dare you enter a women's bath. SHINMEI SCHOOL SECRET ARTS! ROCK SPLITTING SWORD!"

The vortex of chi from Motoko's sword tears into Keitaro, hurling him over the building.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

He crashes face first onto the terrace near the laundry poles.

He feels something silky in his right hand.

"Aaauuuuu!"

Eyes still closed, he sighs and begins another countdown.

"Three, two, one . . . . ."

The sound of someone running up the steps can be heard.

"Shinobu! What did this scum do to you?"

"Sempai just fell into the laundry, Naru-sempai! He didn't do anything!"

Someone pulls the panty out of his hand.

"You lousy pervert! I told you to never touch my underwear!"

KICK!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

SPLASH!

"Three, two, one . . . . ."

"I had warned you, Urashima! SHINMEI SCHOOL SECRET ARTS! AIR SPLITTING SWORD!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

CRASH!

TEAR!

RIP!

CRASH!

BOUNCE!

BOUNCE!

CRASH!

TUMBLE!

CRASH!

Keitaro stands up and, pulling the chair back, sits down at the breakfast table. Kitsune looks at him.

"Why do you do that every morning?"

He lifts a glass and takes a sip of tea.

"It's quicker than walking down the stairs."

Su kicks him in the head.

"Keitaro, you're indestructible!"

He reaches for the pancakes, smiling.

THE END.