Hai! Here's ten new rules!
Do not track Changewings alone, they will hypnotize you with their color changing scales.
( I totally don't speak from experience.)
Do not over feed gronckles.
They will barf lava EVERYWHERE!
Even if they give you the puppy dog eyes.
A black market of sweets and cakes is not allowed.
Honestly Fishleg's mother makes the best desserts.
She took it as a compliment.
But Stoic didn't like it much when us kids were passing around sweets during his speech.
You are not allowed to wear your sleep clothes to dragon training.
It was actually the twins this time, not me!
DO NOT DRINK ALE BEFORE IMPORTANT TOWN MEETINGS!
FURTHERMORE, DO NOT GIVE DRAGONS ALE.
FOR THE LOVE OF THOR THIS IS COMMON SENSE!
The Book of Dragons shall not be used to play catch.
Do not challenge Astrid to anything, she will win.
I even challenged her to a sucking up competition.
The only reason she won was because Hiccup blushed and then tripped over his own spare leg.
Gothi's Terrible Terrors are not allowed to be involved in any pranks.
They get too good at it.
Soon they'll be pulling pranks by themselves.
Literally any of the Dragon Riders beside Hiccup are not allowed to babysit.
Use your imagination
Don't cut your hair without telling the others.
Astrid threw an axe at me thinking I was an intruder in the arena.
Ruffnut thought I was insane for cutting it.
Surprisingly Tuffnut did too.
Thanks for reading! Bai!