Disclaimer: I do not own this joke, my friend told it to me.

A Hufflepuff, a Ravenclaw, a Gryffindor, a Slytherin, and a Hogwarts teacher are sitting on a

Hippogriff. The Hippogriff starts to get tired, so one of them has to jump off or they will all die.

So, the Hogwarts teacher jumps off and says, "This is for the students!" Everything goes fine

For a while, then the hippogriff gets tired again. So, the Hufflepuff jumps off and says, "This is

For HUFFLEPUFF!". A little while later, the hippogriff gets tired again; so the ravenclaw

jumps off yelling, "THIS IS FOR RAVENCLAW!" Now, the Slytherin and Gryffindor are left.

The hippogriff begins to get tired again; so the Slytherin yells, "This is for SLYTHERIN!".

and pushes the Gryffindor off.