A/N: While I'm working on the next chapter of GSFI, I thought I'd give you something to read and think about. This has nothing to do with any of my other stories, you could almost say it is an answer to a Severitus's Challenge. See if you can't figure out who the two people are though it shouldn't be that hard. Enjoy!-Ankha
..... Bold words indicates the first person.
...... Italics indicates the second person.
*Curses fluently and hurls a stone at the wall*
That's not going to help.
* Rounds on the other* Do you have a better idea?
No, but doing that could hurt your leg more.
My point being: Don't move dammit!
*Blinks in open astonishment, recovers and glares* Ten points from Gryffindor.
Must you always do that?
Be so bloody hateful! What have I and the other Gryffindors ever done to you?
Don't get me started on that....
Because I'd be talking all night and I only hope we're not down here that long.
Yes really dammit!
*******(There's silence for a time)*******
*Without saying a word, gets up and sits down beside the other*
Must you be so stubborn!
I get that from my father
You sure as bloody hell do.
I'm not talking about James.
*sarcastically* I'm so sure.
James is not my father.
*Realizes the other is serious* Then, who?
Well, at the present moment, he's stuck under a pile of rocks and showing just how much of a jackass he is.
Yes you, Potions Master Severus Snape. You are my father.
*Too stunned to speak*
Weren't expecting that, were you?
That is what I said
That is would be me.
Oh bloody hell!!!
That's where we would be.
A/N: Well, what do you think? I styled it after one I had read in a Star Trek book though I can't do it exactly the same with this computer so I improvised. Can you tell me who they are? Should be pretty easy as I NAMED one.