Minecraft Usernames

By: Charlotte, Lorelei, Vehd and Amethyst

KeeperLostCity: Hey guys, let's jump right in! Some available MC usernames are Linhsong, Tamsong, and BianaVacker!

Pineapple: I think you should all be pineapple-related things.

Linh: Why would people use my name? Is it okay if my brother can take Tamsong? Because my name is Linh Song, can I have Linhsong? Unless anyone else wants it, of course.

Tam: Ugh. I don't want Tamsong, Linh!

Linh: Why?

Tam: I want Kingofdarkness. Duh.

Linh: I am questioning the world right now.

Keefe: It fits him.

Biana: Hm, I either want BianaVacker or MakeupQueen. What do you think?

Sophie: *transmits to Fitz* Why is she so obsessed with makeup?

Fitz: Not sure. It must come from my mom.

Keefe: I call KeefeIsTheAwesomeLordOfEverything! Or maybe Keefe_Is_The_Awesome _Lord_Of_Everything. Wait no! LordKeefe! *keeps mumbling to himself while everyone else ignores him*

Charlotte, Lorelei, and Aqua: *share a look*

Charlotte: Um, I just have to point something out real quick. Can I?

Linh: Sure you can. What is it?

Charlotte: This is the Keeper Crew! I've always wanted to meet you guys.

Sophie: Aw, that's sweet.

Dex: Who's your favorite?

Lorelei: Sophie, of course!

Sophie: Aw, thanks!

Charlotte, Amethyst, and Aqua: Linh is the BEST!

Linh: *blushes* Thanks, I'd be happy to hang out with you sometime!

Charlotte, Amethyst, and Aqua: *smile as wide as possible* YES!

Pineapple: *totally hiding massive excitement* Sophie's pretty cool.

KeeperLostCity: DEX IS MY FAVORITE! #DEXONACOVER2019 but also, Biana's pretty awesome too!

Amethyst: I agree, KeeperLostCity. Biana is great!

Dex: Yessss! Someone likes me!

Biana: Omigosh! Maybe without Enhancing, I can make humans invisible! Can I try it on someone?

Amethyst: Um, yeah! Me!

Biana: *grabs Amethyst's hand and they both disappear*

Keefe: *suddenly stops mumbling* Am I, Lord Keefe, anyone's favorite?

Lorelei: Actually, you're my littlest brother's favorite, even though he knows nothing about you. Not even about when you went to join the NEVERSEEN!

Everyone: *gasps*

Lorelei: He literally only chose his favorite picture and it turned out to be you.

Keefe: *murmurs* I wish I was an Inflictor.

Sophie: *puts hand on Keefe's shoulder* You are one of my favorites!

Everyone other than Sophie and Keefe: *gags*

KeeperLostCity: It's okay, Keefe. I like you too!

Keefe: *brightens* Really?

KeeperLostCity: No. I hate you.

Amethyst's disembodied voice: OH MY GOSH THIS IS SO COOL! BIANA TOUCHED ME! I'M INVISIBLE!

Derp: *flaps arms around, trying to find Biana and Amethyst*

Tam: Wait a moment, how do you know so much about us? What's my ability?

Charlotte: Shade, and we will tell you in a few reacts.

Elves: *gasp!*

Dex: Hang on. What's Minecraft?

Derp: We'll cover that soon.

Fitz: So, what are your usernames? *mumbles to himself* Whatever a username is.

KeeperLostCity: KeeperLostCity!

Sophie: *mumbles* What does that mean?

Charlotte: Cuddlyfishy!

Amethyst's disembodied voice: BookGirl! But I only use Creative.

Lorelei: Yeah, creative is the best! I think the iPad I use it is one of my brothers' names. Guess who set that one up.

Charlotte: Hahahahahahahaha!

Amethyst's disembodied voice: I think that was too many hahaha's.

Biana: You have more than one brother? I'm sorry.

Dex: *sniffs* You were never sorry for me.

Lorelei: So anyway, Minecraft is a building game where you use blocks to, um, build stuff. It's super simple but really fun.

Keefe: Borrrrr-ing!

Humans: *gasp!*

Amethyst's disembodied voice: You must not insult Minecraft!

Keefe: Well, it sounds boring.

Humans: *double gasp!* Nooooo!

Vehd: Keefe, I will kill you if you if you talk about Minecraft like that.

Amethyst's disembodied voice: *to Keefe* I think he's plotting to kill you anyway.

Keefe: Yeah. I got that.

Derp: You know some people play Minecraft for a living.

Dex: I really want to play!

KeeperLostCity: *hands over her tablet* DEX YOU ARE AMAZING! Can you sign it when you're done playing?

Dex: *ignores her* Hey, what's this name above my head?

Charlotte: It's your username/Gamertag, duh.

KeeperLostCity: DON'T BE MEAN TO DEX!

Dex: Whoa, sorry. I didn't mean to aggravate you.

Vehd: Can I blow something up?

Lorelei: You peeps are really way too weird.

Vehd: Never say that or you will face the consequences!

Lorelei: I thought you wanted to be weird.

Aqua: Yeah, that's a compliment.

Vehd: Oh, THANK YOU SOOOOOOOO MUCH!

Amethyst's disembodied voice: Vehd, yous has terrible grammerses.

Vehd: I DON'T CARE!

Keefe: Yeesh.

Vehd: DON'T YEESH ME! *to humans* Can I kill Keefe? PLEEEEASE!

Aqua: We will not be murdering anyone today. *coughs* VEHD!

Vehd: Ok, ugg!

Amethyst's disembodied voice: Be nice!

Pineapple: He's a pessimist.

Vehd: I'M A PESSIMIST!

Dex: Double huh?

Pineapple: A pessimist is someone who is more negative than positive.

Aqua: I give up.

Amethyst and Biana: *appear across the room*

Sophie: can we actually play now?

Elves: YESSSSSS!

Humans: Fine. *give elves spare computers that they had brought with them*

Derp: MINECRAFT IS AWESOME! *to the tune of "Everything is Awesome"* MINECRAFT IS COOL WHEN YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOOD AT IT —

Aqua: *winces* Derp, please...

Derp: Aww, okay.

KeeperLostCity and Amethyst: *rapidly building things*

Amethyst: So, we just built Havenfield, and Rimeshire is almost done…

Sophie: YOU built Havenfield? And Rimeshire isn't completed?

Dex: *is very confused*

Amethyst: Yeah.

Biana: So you're an elf!? And you didn't tell us!?

KeeperLostCity: She meant in Minecraft.

Biana: Oh.

Vehd: LOOK WHAT I BUILT! *shows everyone a button* *clicks button* *world explodes*

Tam: Cool!

Linh: But the cute little pig!