it was a sunny day in prison and burpfart was typing another spam review.
"golly geewillickers this super duper review makes me feel like a happy big boy-ooooooh"
burpfart knew it was a bad idea to type reviews while being button fucked by a large African American but he knew he just couldn't help himself.
he was still trying to Spam review sections to gain reviews for his mediocre also stolen story when suddenly the large basketball American came in his tight autistic ass.
and the African American came. He cane so many buckets of cum that some of it splattered on his phone and computer burpfarts drunk step mom brought him so he would at least try to act straight.
he tries to spam some poor souls story when he noticed that his stuff didn't work.
"golly gosh darn it to heck! My reviews will be unable to mildly annoy those autistic to look at them giddy gosh darn it! My Mormon quire teacher will be so mad when he's done spooning me!" Burpfart said while putting his pink care bear panties on.
"no one gave a muhfuggin shit bout yo reviews anyways!" said the African American who's name was bubba.
"noooooooooooo! Reeeeeeeeeeee! I want them to see my thuper cool story! Nooooo!"
"ITS NOTCH YO STORY ANYWAY GOTDAMNIT! YO A MEDIOCRE THEIF THAT STOLE SOME BARELY AVERAGE STORY NO ONE CARED ABOUT! YOU'RE BELOW GARBAGE!"
then burpfart being the faggot he is enthusiastically nutted his tighty whities because he gets off on being yelled at by black people. But oh noes! He came so hard the force of the blast knocked him in to wall! The angle of the blow made him hit the wall in a way that broke his neck.
"I knew being himself would get him killed!