Sorry to rush off without sayin' goodbye, but there's big trouble brewin'. Or is that the coffee? I forget. Not sure why, but the stars have been blinkin' out, one by one. And that means disaster can't be far behind. I hate to leave you all but I've gotta go check into it. There's someone with a "key"-the key to our survival. So I need you and Goofy to find him, and stick with him. Got it? We need that key or we're doomed! We'll never be able to get back into the house!! So go to Traverse Town and find Leon. He'll point you in the right direction. He's like a compass or something.
Would ya apologize to Minnie for me? Thanks, pal.
Daisy: Oh, dear! What could this mean?
Minnie: It means we'll just have to trust the king.
Daisy: You are such a loser.
Goofy: Gawrsh, I sure hope he's all right. Though I believe I am next in line for the throne…
Donald: Your Highness. Don't worry. We'll find the king and this "key." And if we can't, we'll just get one cut!
Minnie: Thank you, both of you.
Donald: Daisy, can you take care of-
Daisy: Of course.
Donald: You never let me finish my sen-
Daisy: I'm sorry dear. You be careful, now, both of you.
Minnie: Oh, and to chronicle your travels, he will accompany you.
Donald Duck suddenly sees a little character jumping.
Donald: Gah! Fleas!
Jiminy: Over here! (stops jumping) Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket, at your service.
Goofy stomps around, looking for Jiminy.
Jiminy: Look out!
Jiminy is crushed.
Goofy: Oh well, he was annoying anyway.
Jiminy #2: Cricket's the name. Jiminy #2 Cricket, at your service.
Goofy: Damn, there's another one.
Daisy: We hope for your safe return. Please help the king.
Donald Duck agrees to do it and Goofy salutes next to Minnie Mouse and Daisy Duck.
Donald: (snatches Goofy's arm and taking him away) You're coming, too!
Later, Donald Duck, Goofy, and Jiminy Cricket are walking down the stairs.
Goofy: Gawrsh, Jiminy, your world disappeared, too?
Jiminy: It was terrible. That's what nuclear warfare does though. We were scattered, and the fallout was everywhere. And as far as I can see, I'm the only one who made it to this castle. Oh, and maybe the cockroaches- they survive everything- but don't tell Minnie that.
Goofy: Oh, right... I gotcha. While we're in the other worlds, we can't let on where we're from. We've gotta protect the world border.
Goofy: Right. World order.
While proceeding to the next room...
Goofy: (to Donald) I guess we'll need new duds when we get there. I wanna wear a TUXEDO!
In the Gummi Ship room, Donald speaks through a pipe.
Donald: Hello up there? Donald Duck to launch crew! Anytime you're ready.
Chip understands and Dale pulls the lever to make the hand crane carry Goofy and Donald Duck into the Gummi Ship's cockpit. They are about to take off.
Donald: Blast off!!
The Gummi Ship falls below and blows up dramatically. Unfortunately, Donald and the rest of them all survive. Why? Because they're important later on. Apparently.
MEANWHILE, IN SORA'S HOUSE
Sora is lying in bed, and staring at the ceiling. What an interesting life he leads.
Imaginary Kairi: I just can't wait. Once we set sail, it'll be great.
Player: Oh, yeah, riiiiiiiiiiight.
Sora sees a storm over Destiny Islands.
Sora: A storm? Oh, no, the raft!
Sora immediately goes straight to Destiny Island, to save the precious raft.
Player: Gee, wow, you can't tell that something important is going to happen at all. No way.
Sora's Mom: Sora, dinner's ready. Come on down. Sora?
Player: The main character has a mother? In a role-playing-game?!
Sora sails away into the sunset. Or maybe not. He looks up and sees… something.
Sora: What's that? Ah, can't be that important.
Sora sees some more little boat… things.
Sora: Riku's boat. And Kairi's!
Player: Did they all get their boats from the same discount store?
Groups of little black dudes appear. Sora runs to where Riku is.
Sora: Where's Kairi? I thought she was with you!
Riku: The door has opened...
Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world! Outside! In the fresh air! Isn't it amazing?!
Sora: What are you talking about? We've gotta find Kairi!
Riku: Kairi's coming with us! Once we step through, we might not be able to come back. We may never see our parents again. There's no turning back.
Sora: And this is meant to encourage me to go?
Riku: So I need to work on my sales pitch. But this may be our only chance. We can't let fear stop us! I'm not afraid of the darkness!
Sora: Riku! You still need a nightlight!
The black circle things engulf Sora and Riku. Riku holds out his hand to Sora…
Player: Hey, that was from the start. Nifty.
Suddenly, and for some unfathomable reason, Sora is free. A light appears, and Sora receives the biggest key ever.
Player: I'd hate to see the lock that goes with that.
Mysterious Voice: Keyblade... Keyblade... rip, tear, kill…one who has seen the eye…
Sora runs down to the secret area, totally mauling the crap out of those little black dudes on the way.
Sora: He he he, they drop marbles when they die!
Sora makes it to the secret area.
THE SECRET AREA
Kairi: (in this totally screwed up voice) Sora...
Sora: Kairi, are you on drugs?
Suddenly the door opens…
Player: You're letting the flies in!
Kairi is blown right through Sora.
Player: Sweet, she's gone!!!!!
Sora is blown away. Literally, not figuratively. Though I suppose having your friend just disappear would blow you away but… anyway, back to the story…
STRANGE FLOATING PLATFORM THING
Darkside: Ha ha! Thought you'd seen the last of me!!
Sora: I don't care that you're fifty million times larger than me! Have at thee!
Sora defeats Darkside.
Darkside: Tis but a scratch!
Sora: A scratch? You've got no arm!
Darkside: Yes I have.
Darkside: …I've had worse.
Sora: You liar!
Darkside: C'mon ye pansy!
Player: Hey, quit ripping off Monty Python!
Author: Bitch bitch, grumble grumble…
REWIND… REWIND… REWIND.
Sora defeats Darkside.
Sora: Dude, he turned into HEAPS of marbles!
But, before Sora could collect all the marbles, everything is sucked into a giant hole.
Player: That sucks. He he, get it?
Everyone Else: Groan.
Author's Note: Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! I UPDATED! Of course, I have perfect timing- I choose to update right when fanfic.net is stuffing around and no one can read this for like… years…
I'm really stoked- I have 22 reviews already, and there's only 2 chapters! Whoo-hoo!!!!!!