Ach, nevermind. Next chapter is S and H.

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Chibi Me, Chibi You
Sephiroth Arrives
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After a while, Rufus turned back into his 'normal' self.

"MMMPHHHH!!" Barret's face made a permanent imprint in the carpet. Yours would too, if you had a grown man and a red lion sitting on you.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Cloud laughed maniacally.

"KYA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Scarlet did too.

"GYA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" So did Heideggar.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" And—

Wait a minute. Rewind that.

"GYA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" So did Heideggar.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" And—

"SEPHIROTH!!" Tifa yelled. The silver-haired man with a demented mind stood in the doorway. "RUN FOR COVER!!" Everyone scrambled like eggs, resulting in chaos. And a lot of cracked eggs.

Elena, Aeris, and Cid hid behind the sofa.

Nanaki became very still, in imitation of a statue.

Yuffie and Tseng attached themselves to the ceiling, by means of Wutaiian martial arts. Okay, okay, it was string, rubber bands, and a lot of tape and glue.

Tifa crawled under the table.

Reeve hid behind Cait Sith.

Cait Sith hid behind Reeve.

Barret tried to blend into the wall.

Heideggar and Rufus cowered behind Sephiroth.

Scarlet pretended to be a lamp.

Rude and Reno cracked heads, hiding behind the door.

Cloud attempted to conceal himself under the cushions on the sofa.

And Vincent shut himself in the refrigerator.

"What's going on here?" Sephiroth asked, giving Rufus and Heideggar some very strange looks.

Nobody answered.

"Ahem." The ex-SOLDIER unsheathed his long sword. "What's going on here?"

Scarlet squeaked. Sephiroth looked at her. Actually he was looking at something near her foot.

That something was round and shiny. Can you guess what it was?









"My precioussssss..." O. No, wrong story, Gollum













A PLASTIC ORANGE!!! O.O

Fine, it wasn't. The round and shiny was also red and shiny. It was...

They all gasped. "The Chibi Materia!! Sephiroth, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"

But it was too late. Sephiroth had picked up the Materia. "Hmm... I wonder what this does?" He mused.

"—OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO—"

"WILL YOU SHUT UP?!"

They did so.

Sephiroth looked at Scarlet and cast the Materia.

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Haha, poor Sephiroth is really gonna get it!!