Happy Easter!!!!

DISCLAIMER: I OWN EVERYTHING!! I AM THE MOST POWERFUL OWNING.....PERSON!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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*Erik's House*

Erik: "Bored...Bored...Bored."

His Organ: "Play me, you know you want to!"

Erik: "Eh, too bored."

H.O.: "DANGGIT!"

Erik: *hears the Ballet girls giggling* "What the heck...?" *goes upstairs to spy on them*

Ballet Girl: "I found the first egg!!"

Mme Giry: "Toe stompers!" *bangs her cane*

Erik: "Gah!!" *falls face first the ground*

Ballet Girls: "GASP!!! It's the O-"

Erik: *in a muffled tone* "DON'T say it!"

B.G.: "Rats."

Raoul: "Why did doth stop frolicking doth? I YEARN doth TO FROLLICK doth TOO!" = ' (

Erik: *straightening out his back* "What are you people doing??"

Raoul: "Why, didn't you know Sir Erik?" *starts skipping* "It 'tis the magical time when the Easter Bunny frolics to everyone's home & lays a magical egg on their doorstep in hopes that they have a great year!"

Erik: "...Who's been giving him stupid pills again?"

Hehehehehehe...And, so forth.

Erik: "Oh. So, what are you doing again?"

Raoul: "Why, didn't you know Sir Erik?" *starts skipping* "It 'tis the magical"

Erik: "Don't start that again."

Mme Giry: "It's Easter."

Erik: *blinks*

Mme Giry: "The Easter Bunny."

Erik: *blinks*

Mme Giry: "Coloring eggs? Ring a bell?"

Erik: "Um, how to put this in a way that Raoul will understand...No. I thought you'd know by now that I really don't care for holidays that much."

Mme Giry: "Well, you've hung around this place so much; I'd thought you'd already heard of it."

Erik: "Well I-" OO; *stares at the person that just enters the room*

Christine: *enters the room with a bunny suit on* "Are you ready to pass out the eggs to kids Raoul?" *sees Erik staring at her & turns 8 shades of red* "GAH! You didn't tell me he'd be here!!!" *tries to run to her dressing room*

Erik: "No, that's ok!!" O.O

Christine: "Erm..." ^-^; *Blushes, but not because she's angry...hehehehehe...*

Erik: * winks*

Mme Giry: "YO! LOVEBIRDS!!" *whacks them both with her cane*

Erik/Christine: "GAH!" X_X

Mme Giry: "It's almost 12:00 & you've got eggs to pass out remember?"

Christine [thinking]: "Why does she always ruin everything?"[out loud] "Oh...yah."

Raoul: *is jumping up & down like a little girl on Christmas. Good simile eh?* "Come on!!! We're missing the freakish chocolate bunnies!!!!" ^0^

Erik: "Raoul, how about this; you wear the freakish bunny suit & me and everyone else will just point & laugh at you."

Raoul: "Only if Christine goes out on a date with me."

Christine: *gives Erik the, 'Are you kidding?' look.*

Raoul: *presses his nose* "Beep!" ^.^

Erik: "Just one right?"

Raoul: "YEP!" ^____^

Christine: "Argh...Alright, JUST ONE."

Raoul: "Yessssssssss!!" *kisses Christine on the cheek*

Christine: *washes her...cheek with...DUN, DUN, DUNNNNNN!! THE ALMIGHTY LISTERINE OF POWER!!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Uh, aha, um, yes*

Raoul: ''Tis time to leave!!!" ^_______________^

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*outside the Opera House*

Raoul: *dressed in the bunny suit* "I feel a song comin' on!!" ^_____^

Erik: "Oh, no. Raoul! You'll scare the kids!" (PAUSE) "Even more."

Raoul: *singing* "Little bunny FooFoo hopping through the forest, catching little field mice & bashing them on the head!!" ^___^

Erik [thinking]: "That's what I'm about to do to you."

Kids: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" *runaway screaming*

Raoul: *starts bawling* "WHAT DID I DO WRONG?! I AM A GOOD LITTLE BUNNY!!" ^O^

Christine: *pats him on the back* "Its alright, it doesn't affect you, you're not human."

*All of a sudden a more realistic Easter Bunny stops by them*

Easter Bunny: "Hidy-ho Buckaroos! What seems to be the matter?"

Raoul: "I am a shameful Easter Bunny!!"

E.B.: "That may be true, but you have lots of other good qualities too!"

Raoul: *lights up* "Really?" O.O

Erik: *whispers to Christine* "Who is this guy? His therapist?"

Christine: "That's what I'm hoping."

Raoul: "Oh, Easter bunny, I LURVE YOU!!!" ^o^ *squeezes the bunny so hard that the head of the costume part comes off to reveal...

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You are aware that I could end this as a first chapter. I could, ya know...

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But I'm nice so I won't.

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I bet its really killing you to know isn't it?

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Everyone but Raoul & E.B.: "FIRMIN?!" OO;

Firmin: "Yes, it is I! Monsieur Firmin!"

Christine: "But, WHY would you dress up as the Easter Bunny?!"

Erik: *twitches* "Because he has a sick, twisted mind that's why."

Firmin: "No! Because I wanted to make poor Raoul here feel like he was something special." *looks toward all the Raoul-Bashing authors out there whom I so respect*

Erik: *sighs* "Oh here it goes..."

Firmin: "You know, all you Raoul-Bashing, Erik/Nadir-Loving authors out there think you are having great fun torturing this poor boy here. When, what you should really be thinking is, "Hmmm, how would I feel if I were him?" And you know what your brains would be saying?"

Random Raoul-Basher: "Yeah, that I'm as glad as heck that I'm really not him!!"

Firmin: "Oh, ha ha, you're really funny. Hehe-NO! Your brains would be saying that you shouldn't do that!!!"

R.R-B.: "Aw, put a sock in it!!" *throws a chocolate bunny at his mouth, but it just bounces off Firmin's left eye* "Oops. Well, I feel stupid."

Firmin: "Fine, I'll leave, but just think about what I said!!" *literally, hops away*

Raoul: "I'm going home to cry now!!" *runs away*

(A/N: "Ok, I know this part is going to sound EXTREMELY corny, but just work with me here ok?")

Erik: "Rrrrrrrrriiiiight." O_o;

Christine: *realizes something* "Oh yeah! I forgot to give you something." *takes out a Hershey's Kiss, rubs the chocolate on her lips & pecks Erik on the cheek leaving a little kiss mark* "See? It's a Hershey's Kiss!" ^-^

Erik: *Turns 8 shades of red & smiles to himself*

Firmin: *yells at them* "HEY! THAT IS DELIBERATE NON-RAOUL-LIKING!!!"

THE END

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GAH!! Man that sounded extremely corny!!! XP But anyways, Happy Easter to all of you & may your baskets be blessed with the goodness & hyperness of candy.

~*Coolgirlgray, Phantom, & Y.Ganon*~

P.S. REVIEW!!!!!

P.P.S. NOW!!

P.P.P.S. OR ELSE!!

P.P.P.P.S. BTW, do any of you know who came up with Erik's cat?? I mean, at first I only saw it in one phic, but then I saw it again in a different one. I'm confused. I've never heard of Ayesha before so, if someone could please explain to me if it's just a thing one author made up or if it's true.

P.P.P.P.P.S. THANK YOU!! ^-^

P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Oh! I forgot to give you peoples something!! *hands each reader & basket with candy in it & cattle prods to shock their least favorite character, coughRAOULcough* Enjoy!

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S. Don't try to use it on Erik. I gave him one too so he'll just shock you back.

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Readers: "AUGH!!"

Aw, come on! I'm the one writing all the P's here! Anyways, I didn't mean to make fun of any Raoul-Likers. They have as much as a right to like him as we do to bodily harm him.

Phantom: "Um, that's not very much."

OH...yah...ok. Oh, & if you other people were wondering, my other phic got shut down because it was said to be interactive; so, I have another idea for a phic which I will post up soon.