(Legal Junk : I don't own My Little Pony. So there. Ha to you. Ha. Ha. HA HA!!!!!

Errr...don't steal my stuff or anybody elses or I'll send Munnchy after you.)

~~~~~~~~~~~ Munchy's Escape ~~~~~~~~~~~

By Rainbow Dreams

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There once was a pony

and her name was Munchy

she'd sneak out at night

to find somebody crunchy

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All the other ponies

were very scared

that one night they'd hear her hooves

on their front stairs

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So Munchy was chained

Left out at night,

even when it rained

and the dark gave her frights

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Munchy was sad

and hungry for meat

plus with the cold

she could never sleep

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So she crafted a plan

so that she could escape

it involved some scissors, a chain saw

and a little duct-tape

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Munchy prepared

all of the night

to get the supplies

and prepare for flight

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Munchy

came up with about

two trillion lies

and got a dumb servant

to bring the supplies

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So Munchy began to make a clatter

and when the guards came to see

what was the matter

she taped shut their mouths

and cut off their keys

*

She unlocked the door,

and used the saw

to cut off the chains

and they fell to the floor

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So Munchy escaped

into the night

and no one could catch her

so swift was her flight

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Now to this day

we all can here

Munchy's laughter

it sounds very queer!

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There once was a pony

and her name was Munchy

she'd sneak out at night

to find somebody crunchy

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The End

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::Crunch::

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(Notes on Munchy's Escape: I came up with this poem for a My Little Pony poetry contest. I was a runner up and won some show stable accsessories! I think this is hilarious :})