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BODY COUNT RISING
Liberty City's mayor stepped forward earlier today to address the alarming increase in corpses being found in our waters.

"Our experts have detected a 27% increase in the corpses pulled out of the river. If these trends continue by 2010 we estimate that we will be recovering around two thousand bodies a year."

In an unrelated incident, Walker's Mixers, Liberty City's premier concrete supplier drastically raised their prices hours after the speech was made. Our journalists are work their hardest to find a possible connection.
ONE GRAN'S FIGHT FOR SURVIVAL
An eldery lady in her sixties was the victim of a brutal hit-and-run attack earlier yesterday. Onlookers said that even though she was hurtled twenty foot through the air she never let go of her GASH shopping bags! A witness said, "She lay there out cold gripping the bags for dear life." Liberty Tree applauds the iron strength of the eldery lady who is reportedly recovering well in hospital and still keeping her shopping at hand.
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