A/N: Hi! Well, I decided that as long as I felt like it, I should write limericks based on every book in the original series. So here they are – every single book from the original Goosebumps series in the form of a limerick.
Disclaimer: As usual, every story is the property of RL Stine. All I own is the limericks I wrote about them.
Welcome To Dead House
The house may be pretty and big
But the Benson kids don't give a fig
It's so creepy, they say
And without light of day
They'll die by the town's need to drink
Stay Out of the Basement
Don't ever come down here, he says
But his behaviour puts the kids on edge
They must sneak down to find
Plants he's trying to hide
And their clone father's more than a hedge
Stuck at his great-aunt's all this summer
He thinks it's just a total bummer
Then he finds some blood
Comes from monsters, that crud
And it grows – it makes this the worst summer.
Say Cheese and Die!
Four kids find a camera – that's cool!
But using it means Greg's a fool
The future is there
In the pictures – beware
Now Shari's gone – those kids are tools
The Curse Of The Mummy's Tomb
Egypt is a cool place to visit
But there's something not right that's with it
Don't look for a mummy
Their caskets ain't funny
It's just lucky Gabe's luck makes them quit it
Let's Get Invisible!
A light and a mirror – so what?
When you pull the light's string, it's a lot
You can turn the light on
And it seems like you're gone
But the mirror's getting pretty hot...
Night Of The Living Dummy
A girl finds a cool but dumped dummy
When she gives him a voice, she gets money
Her twin sister gets one
But her act's not so fun
And they're causing some trouble – not funny
The Girl Who Cried Monster
A girl with some great monster tales
"But this one is real!" she wails
But she's told one too many
When he kills, she's not ready
She'll have to escape without fail
Welcome To Camp Nightmare
Camp isn't as fun as it sounds
Though there's lots of cool kids on the grounds
But when campers go missing
There's totally something
Wrong, but can reasons be found?
The Ghost Next Door
There's a ghost in this boring small town
And this ghost is feeling very down
Doesn't know that she's dead
Thought it was in her head
She must save a boy's life, like, right now!
The Haunted Mask
Being a scaredy-cat is never fun
For once, she won't be the scared one
When she puts on her mask
What's that face for, you ask?
It's her real face now, so just run!
Be Careful What You Wish For..
After helping someone find her way
She suggests three wishes as pay
But Sam words them wrong
All the world's people's gone
It really was the worst of days
Piano Lessons Can Be Murder
A piano is in their new home
So why not have lessons, now it's owned
Jerry's hands are in danger
His teacher's ever stranger
To quit lessons, he should've just phoned
The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
Swamp fever runs rampant 'round here
But that's not the main problem there
There are howls in the night
And attacks, sounds of fights
It's a werewolf who's gone everywhere!
You Can't Scare Me!
To scare a girl who's scared of nothing
Her belief in monsters could be something
When the mud rises up
It seems her time is up
But it scares them instead – that's the thing
One Day At Horrorland
They're on their way to a theme park
They think Horrorland is a lark
Things start to get hairy
When rides get all scary
Pinch, then run outta the park!
Why I'm Afraid Of Bees
Honey and bees hated by Lutz
Like his life, because he's such a klutz
A vacation from life
Could take out his strife
But a bee is worse, though not a klutz
Monster Blood II
Using Monster Blood is a no-go.
But Evan kept wanting to show
When Andy's in town
Turns a scowl to a frown
When she uses it without his know'
The ocean is such a great place
With a ship and your uncle as base
Then the mermaid shows up
And they capture her, but,
They lie and let her leave the place
The Scarecrow Walks At Midnight
A farmhand with these superstitions
Give grandparents their inhibitions
Jodie wonders why
Then she looks past the sky
The scarecrows are breaking tradition!
Go Eat Worms!
Cutting worms in half is a pastime
But murder is still a crime
When Todd goes too far
His sis scares him afar
And he does something else to pass time
Sadlers of the past haunt the beach
But for death, one pair is out of reach
Yes, their graves have been dug
But it's not them, they shrug
Well it is, just stay off of the beach
Return Of the Mummy
It's a new year, a new holiday
But the mummies are still there, they say
An Egyptian princess
Isn't so powerless
When she brings her bro back – he's okay
Phantom Of The Auditorium
The Drama Club's got a project
But someone wants Zeke to eject
Tricks get him kicked out
Stuff he knows not about
Seems the Phantom felt like a reject
Attack Of The Mutant
Comic books are totally cool
But they're not accurate, as a rule
A building with a feel
Makes the Masked Mutant real
And Skipper's an ink-bleeding tool
My Hairiest Adventure
A tube of expired spray-tan
Is hoped to get this band a fan
But all that is growing
Coarse hair that starts showing
The experiments on dogs get a ban
A Night In Terror Tower
A visit to the Tower of Terror
It won't make their lives any better
They're the prince and princess
Sent forward in time, I guess
And their backstory they can't remember
The Cuckoo Clock Of Doom
To get his brat sister in trouble
Michael twists the bird's head on the double
It takes him back in time
And life becomes sublime
His sis won't exist, so no trouble
Monster Blood III
Babysitting your cuz is a drag
'Specially when your aunt is a hag
Use the Monster Blood? No -
You ingest it, you grow
And we've got this sequel in the bag!
It Came From Beneath The Sink!
A sponge that can breathe and has eyes
Brings Kat's family a surprise
It's evil to the core
Brings bad luck, that's for sure
But when someone likes that, it soon dies
Night of The Living Dummy II
The ventriloquist's story, take two
But this time, it's not just the blues
Ruined carpets and walls
Slappy's rise and his fall
You've got one living dummy, buy two
The Barking Ghost
Why does no one else see the dogs?
They lead these two kids through the fog
Bodies stolen, life gone
Parents get something wrong
Is a chipmunk's life worse than a dog's?
The Horror at Camp Jellyjam
A loose trailer endangers sibs
But they land at a sports camp for kids
When the winners walk on
Counselors say they're gone
It's the story of Goosebumps ad-libs!
Revenge of the Lawn Gnomes
A dad with a thing for kitsch lawns
Finds gnomes have made trouble each dawn
Neighbour's in a mean mood
Cause of that little dude
It's a dog's whistle he should have worn!
A Shocker On Shock Street
A movie lot tour sounds like fun
To Shock Street the tour ride will run
But it seems way too real
That's the way the kids feel
But they shouldn't feel – that's how they're run!
The Haunted Mask II
Been a year since the worst Halloween
A new mask wanted by a teen
Looks like an old crone
Who's not dying alone
He's aged quite a lot from thirteen!
The Headless Ghost
The tale of a boy with no head
And a house where the story is said
Now where does the head lie?
Is that place where he died?
It was found and he's grateful, I read
The Abominable Snowman Of Pasadena
Two kids that get caught in the snow
Find a myth and a legend below
Bring him back to the sun
And his ice weighs a ton
When his magical snowballs they throw
How I Got My Shrunken Head
The jungle is hot, wet, yet cool
At least, that's Mark's thoughts as a rule
He hears news that's tragic
He'll use newfound magic
To survive, and prove he's not a fool
Night of the Living Dummy III
Several dummies are stowed in the attic
Cause one dad's a dummy fanatic
Then things start going wrong
From the shelf, Rocky's gone
But it's really the new one, so pack it
Bad Hare Day
A magician who snaps "Beat it, kid"
Well, his trick box he should have just hid
Carrot makes girl a bunny
This kid knows it's not funny
He should never have lifted the lid.
Egg Monsters From Mars
An egg hunt uncovers this thing
From its planet, it just took wing
Scientist wants to study
Makes the finder his buddy
Is protected by miles of the thing
The Beast From The East
Weird forests are never good news
From the creatures, the kids take their cues
They don't know this new game
But the monsters are tame
When they think that these kids are pros – phew!
Say Cheese and Die – Again!
When a teacher says "this is a fake"
Greg proves that he's more than a flake
Finds camera, with a spin
He's bloated, Shari's thin
And the teacher won't let him retake
Yeah, all the kids like to play jokes
The boys think that it's all a hoax
But they're really all dead
And to get out, they said
They needed those boys as their hosts
How To Kill A Monster
Left alone in their grandparents' house
What they let out is more than a mouse
Monster runs all around
They think their fate is bound
To this pachyderm, they are the mouse
Legend Of The Lost Legend
Looking for a strange story that's lost
They have no idea of the cost
Find it, no harm done
Then the givers must run
Forever now, people are lost
Attack Of The Jack o' Lanterns
Two snobs who should get a good scare
For Halloween, couldn't prepare
They must trick-or-treat fast
This time it's not a blast
Turns out aliens just aren't that rare
Turns out vampires need more than blood
It's a bottled fog that whiffs like crud
Sends the kids back in time
They'll be dead on a dime
But someday the boy will love blood...
Calling All Creeps!
If you're a creep, call up Tasha tonight
But the calls go to Ricky, that's right
He can command these Creeps
With the turnabout seeds
In the end, he decides not to fight
Beware The Snowman
Jaclyn is haunted by a verse
Then she hears about snow that is cursed
It's a monster that's cold
And a story of old
And freeing him brings out the worst
How I Learned To Fly
It's not fair to one-up a kid
But each time, that's what Wilson did
But when Jack learned to fly
He thought he'd reach the sky
But Wilson flew for a town's bid
Knock over a witch, freeze in fear
The kids are scared but she doesn't care
Crystal's lips are like leather
Cole starts growing feathers
Lack of manners gave them the worst scare
Don't Go To Sleep!
All he wanted was a bigger space
But now it's become a new place
He's become someone new
Doesn't know what to do
Happens every time when he wakes.
The Blob That Ate Everyone
The magical power of thought
Makes a blob monster that must be fought
Shut your eyes and just think
In your mind he will sink
It's a blob monster's writings we caught!
The Curse of Camp Cold Lake
Drowning seems Sarah's only choice
It's the only way she'll have a voice
But she meets with a ghost
Who wants her as a host
For the afterlife – it's not her choice!
My Best Friend Is Invisible
A sci-fi's fan needs a new friend
An invisible boy ties up that end
He's kind of big trouble
Makes our hero's worsts double
It's obvious why he has no friends
Deep Trouble II
Talk about the big fish in small pool
The size of those creatures aren't cool
It's a mad marine plan
Now discovered by man
And fish liquid makes Sheena a fool
The Haunted School
Voices that come from the walls
An elevator answers calls
Kids in shades of all grey
Something isn't okay
And they need to escape from the walls!
Staying with his aunt, that's all right
Alex hears these howls in the night
There's these furs right next door
Comes from werewolves, he's sure
And another werewolf says he's right
I Live In Your Basement
Blow to the head? Marco's confused
Keith's message won't make him amused
Can't tell what is real
How does Marco feel?
Keith's human dream makes him bemused.
Monster Blood IV
There's something weird in the blue tin
Something bouncy and happy – that's him
But when it drinks water
It's meaner, and more-er
How many can they stuff back in?