Here's a wild one for you. My parents and I have never seen eye to eye on communism. There have been fights. But our story starts one day when I'm in my room watching glorious communist propaganda. When my entitled parents break the door down and immediately when I saw they saw what I was watching I knew there was gonna be a fight. The conversation went like this:
EM:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!"
me:"cvat, is just glorious comrade rock?"
ED:"NO COMMUNISM IN MY HOUSE!"
EM:"you wut m8."
me:"I will not turn the video off. If I want to express my sexuality by masturbating to a communist then I will!"
Then my parents get so mad they start threatening me.
ED:"YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!"
me:"NO NOT THE ASS!"
for a second it was all over. I would be bent over and forced to watch T-series. When all of a sudden I hear the USSR national anthem playing loudly. Then the door bursts down a-and it is glorious comrade rock! He tposes his way in as the anthem continues playing. He grabs my parents and brutally justice rapes them. He then turns to me while smoking a Cuban cigar and says:
RR:"subscribe to PewDiePie for more Minecraft lets plays."
That was my EP story. Dos vidanya comrades. Dos vidanya.