ONE DAY TWO ANNOYING GIRLS WERE PLAYING BY A POND SUPER BORED THEN A CARROT CAME
Carrrot: IM GOING TO KIDDNAP BOTH OF YOU!
SAMUEL WAS A FEW INCHES AWAY FROM THEM
Brenda: Why don't you kidnap him too?
Serena:Yeah he is also annoying
Samuel: IM THE LEADER OF CARROTS!
CARROT BOWED DOWN TO HIM
Brenda: Wow what a twist...
Samuel: YOU GIRLS ARE COMING WITH US!
Carrot: ME AND MY MASTER ARE GOING TO TURN YOU INTO CARROTS!
Serena:NOOO WE ARE BEAUTIFUL LIKE THIS
SAMUEL: AND THEN WE'LL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Carrot and samuel: MWAHAHAHAHHAMWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Brenda: Called it!
Samuel: NOW COME WITH US!
Serena:I don't want u two taking over the world
Brenda: YEAH IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE!
Serena:WORST THAN PRESIDENT TRUMP
Samuel: Yea thats the reason we want to take over the world
Carrot: DID YOU KNOW DONALD TRUMP IS A CARROT THAT'S WHY HE'S SO ORANGE!
Serena:YOUR RULES ARE IF I LIKE THEM THEN U TWO CAN TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Samuel: Rule number one is that you gotta have fun but baby when your done you gotta be the first to run
Serena:DONT SAY THE WORD BABY
Carrot: Rule number two just don't get attach too somebody you can lose so le-lemme tell you
Brenda: BABY BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO!
Serena:WHATS UP WITH THE WORD BABY NOW ISNT IT LIKE A CUTE NAME FOR A GIRL
Brenda: Baby BABY BABY OH LIKE BABY BABY BABY NO! THE JUSTIN BEVIER SONG!
Samuel and Carrot; THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER A PLAYER SINGING I L-LOVE YOU
Serena:I MEANT LIKE WHEN SAMUEL SAID RULE ONE HE SAID BABY AND U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS BABY U KNOW IT WHEN PEOPLE ARE DATING THE DDUDE SAYS "HEY BABY WANNA GO OUT" LIKE THAT
Brenda: WAIT SAMUEL YOU WANNA GO OUT WITH SERENA?!
Serena:NO I DIDNT SAY THAT HE ASKED ME OUT
Samuel: Well...SERENA WHEN YOU BECOME A CARROT PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME
Serena:UH NO NEVER EVEN THOUGH I REALLY LIKE YOUR HAIR BUT NOOOOOOO
Carrot: Rule number three wear your heart on your cheek but never on your sleeve unless you wanna taste defeat
Samuel:...Then you'll go out with my hair?
Serena:NO I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOUR HAIR THATS REALLY WIERD
Carrot: Rule number four gotta be lookin' pure kiss em goodbye at the door and leave him wanting more more
Samuel: AWW...but when i make you a carrot i'll force you to go out with me
Serena:IM NOT KISSING ANYONE TODAY :I AM NOT GETTING FORCED ESPECIALLY . BY U
Brenda: YEAH CARROT STOP COPYING THE RULES FROM HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER! THAT COPYRIGHT!
Serena:YEAH STUPID CARROT
Samuel: GET THE GIRLS CARROT WE'RE MAKING EM CARROTS!
Serena:HEY LOOK A GIRL WITH CAT EARS TAKE HER INSTEAD AND SAMUEL CAN GO OUT WITH HER
Samuel: NO! MY HEART IS SET ON YOU SERENA! He caresses her cheek
Serena:STOP IT U FREAK ALSO I HATE U AND CARROTS
Carrot: THIS IS HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER BOYS THEY LIKE A LITTLE DANGER WE'LL GET EM FALLING FOR A STRANGER A PLAYER SINGING I L-LOVE YOU
SAMUEL TRIES TO GRAB SERENA'S HAND BUT SHE SNACHES IT AWAY FROM HIM
Serena:STUPID CARROT STOP SINGING THE HOW TO BE A HEARTBREAKER SONG I SING IT BETTER THAN U
Carrot: NO ITS NOT HOW TO BE A HEART BREAKER ITS THE RULES FOR WHEN CARROTS TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
Brenda: WELL THEY WONT NOT UNDER MY WATCH!
Samuel: WHERE'S YOUR WATCH HUH?!
Serena:Yeah sure like u ever a made A list of your rules
THE CARROT TRIED TO GRAB BRENDA AND KIDNAP HER SAME THING FOR SERENA BUT THEY RAN AWAY
Samuel: COME BACK HERE MY FUTURE WIFE!
Serena:NO ITS NOT CUTE
Carrot to Brenda: COME BACK HERE MY FUTRUE WIFE!
Brenda: NO ITS NOT CUTE
THEY HID IN A PETTING ZOO
THEY HID BEHIND A CAGE FULL OF RABBITS
Samuel: WHISTLES YOOHOO! WHERE ARE YOU BABE!?
Serena *whispers*:So we are going to hide here our whole lives
Brenda:No looks at rabbits I have an idea
Serena:Wait rabbits love carrots:But do rabbits like a guy with nice hair
Brenda; We're about to find out BRENDA OPENED THE CAGE FULL OF RABBITS THEY ATTACKED SAMUEL AND CARROT
Brenda: NOW LETS RUN!
THEY RAN TO THE LIBRARY Librarian: SHHHH!
Serena:WE ARE TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM SOME FREAKS
Libaren: I DONT CARE NOW SHUT UP
THEY HID BEHIND A BOOKCASE
Serena:WE ARE TRYING TO PICK OUT A BOOK CALLED HOW TO RUN AWAY FROM FREAKS T
Libaren: Thats in the how to run away from freaks section
SAMUEL WALKED IN
Samuel: Have you seen a beautiful girl and an old hag?
Libaren: MARRY ME!
Serena:LOOK BRENDA HE IS DISTRACTED
Samuel: I'm looking for my bride...
FANGIRLS: IM YOUR BRIDE! no I AM! YOUR SOOO HOT! MARRY ME! HAVE MAGIC WITH ME! I LOVE YOUR HAIR
Brenda to Serena ; Looks like he is lets go...
Serena:LETS FIND THE BOOK
SERENA SAW A BROWN UGLY BOOK THAT SAID GET AWAY CREEPS a book to learn how to get away from freaks
Brenda: Did you find it?!
Serena:A BROWN UGLY BOOK THAT SAID GET AWAY FROM CREEPS a book to learn how to get away from freaks
Brenda: Sounds like the one NOW LETS GO!
THEY RAN BUT THEY NOTICED THE CARROT WAS NOT WITH SAMUEL HE STOOD IN FRONT OF THEM NOT LETTING THEM RUN AWAY Carrot: COME WITH ME!
Serena:NO TAKE BRENDA INSTEAD
SERENA:What it's true
Carrot: IMMA TAKE BOTH OF YA! HE TOOK OUT KNIFE
Serena :OH WELL JUST KILL ME ALREADY GET MARRIED WITH BRENDA
Carrot; I NEED BOTH OF YOU ALIVE ALSO I CANT KILL YOU SERENA YOUR MASTER SAMUELS GIRLFRIEND!
SERENA:OH SO HE TOLD A LIE TO THE WORLD
Carrot: COME WITH ME OR ELSE!
Brenda: Or else what?
Serena:OR WHAT U SAID U CANT KILL
Carrot: I-I'LL ummm HURT YOU!
Serena:YEAH SURE U WOULD
Carrot: Uhhh JUST COME WITH ME!
Serena:UHHH NOO NOT WITH A CARROT LIKE U
CARROTS GRABS SERENA BY THE WAIST Carrot whispers in her ear: Your coming with me whether you like it or not
SERENA:LEAVE ME ALONE CARROT I TOLD U TO TAKE BREND
BRENDA WAS GONE CARROT LETS GO OF SERENA Carrot: W-where is my wife?!
GRABS SERENA BY NECK Carrot: You must know...
Serena:SHE PROBABLY WENT WITH HER OTHER BOYFRIEND CARROT
Carrot: S-SHE'S CHEATING ON ME! that b%# &
Serena:THATS NOT SOMETHING NICE TO CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE
BRENDA WAS BEHIND HIM WITH A BUNCH OF BUNNIES AROUND HER
Serena :COOL BUNNIES
Brenda: SERENA LETS G-
Samuel: You two aren't going anywhere HE PULLS KNIFE TO BRENDA'S NECK
SERENA:KILL ME INSTEAD IM "OLDER"THAN HER ALSO I DONT WANT TO MARRY U
Samuel: I know thats a lie...Come with me and no one gets hurt
Serena:IM NOT COMING WITH U
Samuel: YOU WILL OR I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!
Serena:WELL FINE ILL COME WITH U
Samuel: smiles Good...
THEY WALKED TO A CAVE FULL OF EVIL CARROTS
Carrots bows: MASTER SAMUEL!
Serena:U MEAN MASTER BLEH
THE CARROTS LOOKED ANGRILY AT SERENA
Carrot 1: WE SHOULD KILL HER!
Carrot 2: And bathe in her blood
Samuel: Don't say such things she's my future wife
Serena:THAT WAS MY CHANCE. TO DIE
Samuel: Carrot 1 take them to their room
Carrot 1: Yes master samuel bows
Serena:So we have rooms already
Carrot 1: This cave is not only a cave but a palace for master samuel
Serena:SPOILED DUMB BRAT
Carrot 1: DONT CALL HIM THAT HE IS A WONDERFUL MAN!
Brenda to carrot 1: I think you need to get your eyes cheacked
Serena:YES U DO CARROT
they arrive at a pink room
Carrot 1: We are here..
Serena:BLEH WAY TO MUCH PINK
Brenda: ITS BLINDING ME!
Serena:CHANGE THE COLor TO SOMETHING ELSE PLS
CARROT 1 PUSHES THEM INSIDE
AND LOCKS THE DOOR
Serena:WELL IM GOING TO DIE OF BRIGHT NESS
Brenda: Ugh IMMA BARF
THEY SEE TWO WEDDING DRESSES SITTING ON A BED
Serena:MEH TOO WHY DO THEY NEED US ITS NIGHT TIME I WATCH TV AT THIS TIME
Brenda: Oh no...Wedding dress...
Serena:WHAT WEDDING DRESSES:PLEASE DONT TELL ME WE ARE GETTING FORCE MARRIED
SAMUEL COMES IN
Samuel; Both of you are getting married...
Brenda: Wait...The two of us married to you...?
Samuel: I think the other carrot is dead sooo YEAH!
Serena:HOW ABOUT JUST BRENDA TO U
Serena:ME AND HIM DONT BELONG TOGETHER ALSO WE BOTH ARE MARRYING HIM AND THATS WIERD
Samuel To Serena: No...PUTS HAIR BEHIND EAR I love you more
Serena:I would rather marry someone I love and not forced marry also I hate u Samuel
Samuel: Grabs Serena's face You will learn how to love me I don't care if it take 100 years you will LOVE ME!
Brenda: woah...thats intense but why marry me?
Serena:I WILL NEVER LOVE U TAKE BRENDA
Samuel:I'm marring you Brenda just in case Serena dies...
Serena:Oh I hope I die before marring u
Samuel: rolls eyes Now put on your wedding dresses the wedding is at midnight
Serena:the Wedding dresses are ugly there all white
Brenda: And aren't we too young to marry?
Samuel: Us carrots don't follow the rules...
Serena:That too also tomorrow at school I have to serve detention
Brenda: WHAT DID YOU DO SERENA?!...did you break a bench again?
SERENA:That and I started a conversation about hi high and the drunk high
Samuel: Now change we can't waste time
Serena :Did Samuel leave yet
Brenda: Nope...Also Samuel are you gonna watch us change?
Serena :Then you'll be a pervert watching us
Samuel:...Yes...Because if I leave you would figure out a way to escape
Serena:Then I won't change until u leave
Brenda To Samuel: EWWW YOU PEEPING TOM!
Samuel: You two better change NOW
Serena:Until u leave
Samuel To Serena : Do you want me to change you into your clothes...?
Serena :No then it would be worst how about I get married like this
Samuel: Nope! Imma change ya if you don't change into your wedding dress now
Serena:Is there a bathroom
Samuel: Your changing in here NO
Serena:Give meh sometime to look how to put it on
Samuel: Fine...Now brenda are you gonna change
Serena:This dress is ugly
Brenda To samuel: uhhhh...W-Well i don't feel comfortable changing infront of a boy s-so...
Samuel: Your wearing it anyway Serena
Serena:This is very white I hate it
Samuel: And Brenda start changing Serena our making me angry put the freaking dress on!
Serena :If u really want to see girls change go to the Strip club
Samuel;Serena do you want me to take off your clothes and put you in that wedding dress?!
Serena:No I'll put it on my self
Samuel: Good...turns to brenda Why isn't your wedding dress on?
Serena:Where is the stupid head hole
Brenda: uhhh...W-well This is uhhh the wedding dresss is broken?
Samuel: How is it broken?
Serena:Mine is to
Brenda: I-I don't know...b-but it is
SAMUEL WENT TO BRENDA AND STARTED TO TAKE HER CLOTHES OFF Brenda: tries to push him G-GET OFF!
Serena:Such a pervert
Samuel: Since you won't do it your self...TAKES OFF HER SHIRT
Brends: covers chest O-OKAY I'LL DO IT MYSELF NOW!
Serena turns around covering her face and said :Do u have to do that now Samuel
Samuel: rolls eyes Now Serena is the dress still "broken"?
Serena:Well I can't find the head hole
Samuel: grabs dress and rips it making a head hole There you go now change!
Serena:Now there are two holes SAMUEL U MADE THE DRESS WORST
Samuel:PUT IT ON!
Serena:fine" *then she put the dress over her clothes*
Samuel: Are you both done?
Serena:Yeah I just lost my other clothes
Brenda: I-I'm done to...
Samuel: Now I'm gonna be here till its midnight so are you two
Serena:What are we going to do in this ugly barf room
Samuel: Turn you two into carrots
Brenda: BUT CARROTS ARE DISGUSTING!
Serena :NOOOOOO I HATE CARROTS
Samuel: I'm just gonna paint you guys orange: And your hair into green
Serena:Eww then your lips would be orange
Samuel: Exactly Now who wants to go first?
Serena:What do u mean first
Samuel; Who to paint first?
Brenda: NO NOT ME!
Samuel: OK Brenda it is
Brenda: WAIT our whole body orange...?
Serena:SUCH A PERVERT
Brenda: C-CAN WE PAINT OURSELVES PLEASEE?!
Samuel; F-fine I need to get ready too anyway the bathroom is on the right DONT BREAK THE WINDOW TO ESCAPE!
SAMUEL LEAVES Brenda: OK LETS BREAK THE WINDOW TO GET THE HECK OUTTA HERE!
Serena:If it doesn't work we can read the book
Brenda: PERFECT IDEA TO THE BATHROOM!
THEY RAN TO THE BATHROOM
WITH THE BOOK
Serena:Well we are in the bathroom
BRENDA KICKS THE WINDOW(dont try this at home kids) Brenda: OWWW THAT WAS STUPID!
Serena:Do u fit
Brenda; Maybe...BUT LUCKILY WE AREN'T FAT!
Serena:U go first
Brenda: RIGHT but it isn't broken yet i only made a dent PUNCHES THE WINDOW Brenda: OWW AGAIN STUPID!
Serena:If u get stuck Samuel can slap your butt all he wants
Brenda: If you get stuck he can slap your butt too
Serena: I doubt it also are u getting out
Brenda: IT'S NOT BROKEN YET! WAHHH You try to break it...
Serena:Ok ". *USES BOOK TO BREAK IT*
Brenda: H-how...is that even possible...
Serena:Now get out Brenda
BRENDA CLIMBED IN THE WINDOW BUT HER BUTT DOWN COULDN'T GET IN
Brenda: PUSH MY BUTT SERENA!
SERENA:Well Brenda you're getting your butt slapped
Brenda: PUSH THE FREAKIN BUTT!
SERENA:Also I'm not going to push your your buTT. Fine I'll kick it with my foot *kicks Brenda's butt*
Brenda: OWW SHE FINALLY GOT OUT OF THE WINDOW
Brenda: my head... NOW IT'S YOUR TURN!
Serena:GOT OUT AND SHE DIDNT GET STUCK
FOOTSTEPS WERE COMING THEY'RE WAY
Brenda: Serena something is coming.
The footsteps were coming closer
Brenda: Oh shit
They hid in a near by bush
Carrot 2: They're Not here Master Ble-I mean Samuel
Samuel: They couldn't have gotten far Look for them
CARROT TWO UNZIPPED HIS PANTS
Samuel: What are YOU DOING?!
Carrot 2: There's no bathroom soo...
Samuel: FINE! When you are done look for them
SAMUEL LEFT THEN CARROT TWO STARTED PEEING ON THE BUSH
Carrot went on for a while
BRENDA and SERENA WERE DISGUSTED AND CLOSED THERE EYES WHAT THEY DIDNT KNOW WAS THE PEE WASNT HITTING THEM phew
Carrot 2: What the hec- HE LOOKED AT THE BUSH AND SAW Serena AND BRENDA
Carrot 2: AHHHHHH!
Serena:It's all BRENDA'S fault
Brenda: UHH RUN! RUN!
CARROT 2 GOT WALKIE TALKIE OUT OF HIS BUTT
Carrot 2: TELL MASTER SAMUEL I FOUND HIS BRIDES!
Serena and Brenda ran
WHEN CARROT 2 LOOKED BACK AT THE BUSH THEY WERE GONE
Carrot 1: I FOUND THEM!
Carrot 2: RUN AFTER THEM!
Serena:I AM NOT GETTING MARRIED
Brenda ToSerena: WE GOTTA RUN FAR
THEY ARRIVED AT A CLIFF A RIVER WAS BENEATH BUT IT WAS TO HIGH UP
Brenda: A dead end...
SERENA:It's either jump and maybe live or get married BUT I NEED TO LIVE TO SERVE DETENTIONTION U ALSO HAVE DETENTION
Brenda: Jumps LIVING FOR DETENTION!
SERENA also jumps
BRENDA GOT A BIG BUMP ON HER FOREHEAD BECAUSE SHE BUMPED INTO A ROCK SERENA'S FOOT GOT STUCK IN A ROCK SO SHE HAS ONE SHOE SHE ALSO GOT HURT ON THAT BAREFOOT BECAUSE SHE HAD NO SOCK
THEY LANDED ASHORE
Serena:I got no shoe well mine isn't noticeable like your bump
Brenda: It hurts A LOT! but we still need to run
THEY RAN BACK TO TOWN THIS TIME NO CARROTS OR SAMUEL FOLLOWING THEM
Serena:Let's go to Kaycees house
Brenda: Yeah they won't find us there!
THEY RAN TO KAYCEES HOUSE
SERENA:If she doesn't answer will break her window
Brenda: Good plan!
THEY KICKED THE DOOR
Serena:Well I'm watching tv
Brenda: IMMA EAT!
KAYCEE WALKED IN Kaycee: W-WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING HERE?!