I do not own Dxd or 'the gamer' system, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.

"Speech"

'Thought'

*Ping*

'who's sending a text this early?'

I open my eyes and sit up.

"…"

'this isn't my fucking room!'

Greetings Gamer

A blue textbox is floating in front of my eyes.

"…"

"I've been fucking R.O.B.'d haven't I?"

For making a correct assumption you have gained +1 intelligence.

I let out a sigh and shake my head taking a quick look at my surroundings.

I am in the middle of some sort of junk yard, on all sides but one are massive mountains of scrap, crushed cars, rubble, rubber, plastic, and other trash.

Welcome to the world of Dxd!

'Dxd? The hentai anime?'

With Angels, Devils, and Fallen Angels, correct!

I just let out another sigh and stand up.

'where am I now?'

You are currently located the town of Kuoh, in a junkyard along the outskirts, this space has been warded and blocked off from normal human perception, this is your workshop, do what you will here.

'Time?'

Before canon, but just how much? You will just have to figure that out yourself, but, you have been de-aged so you will be around the same age as the 'main cast'

Now, go out and get stronger to survive the chaotic events that are seemingly attracted to this town.

'…'

I just walk down the path without saying a word, find a small trailer home, then walk inside and shut the door behind me where I take a seat at the kitchen table.

'you gamey bastards are lucky I am an otaku who has dreamed about this shit for eons, otherwise I would spend a good week or so sulking.'

'status'

Name: Tomas Jones
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human
Level 1: 0.0%

125/125 Hp
125/125 Sp
130/130 Mp

HPR: 1.2 Every 60 Seconds
SPR: 1.2 Every 60 Seconds
MPR: 1.3 Every 60 Seconds

Stats:

Strength: 5
Dexterity: 5
Vitality: 5
Intelligence: 6
Wisdom: 5
Luck: 5

Points: 30

'what is 'Sp'?'

Sp stands for stamina points, it is expended when you want to use 'special attacks' that don't involve magic in any way, for example, an iaijitsu strike with a sword.

Sp is increased by 5 for every 1 point of Vitality you gain, and the Spr rate is increased for every 40 points of vitality you gain. (By 1 percent per minute until you get a skill that lowers the regen time)

'titles?'

Titles:

The Gamer:
does nothing

'skills.'

Skills:

Passive:

Gamer's Mind: (Passive) (Level MAX) Allows you to be calm in the most dire situations and gain Immunity to psychological effects.

Gamer's Body: (Passive) (Level MAX) sleeping in a bed restores HP, MP, and removes all Status Effects, please note, this isn't your TRADITIONAL gamer's body... you still feel pain, bleed, and can be disARMed... pun fully intended... but your arms will grow back, or re-attach if you manage to pick it up and place it back on the wound, when you regenerate hp.

Active:

None

'quests?'

Quests:

None

'inventory.'

Inventory:

Item Roulette Tokens x3

Skill Roulette Tokens x3

I repeatedly tap on the tokens.

Item Roulette Token: (Rare) x3
morphs into a random item when activated.

Would you like to activate one? [Yes/No]

I tap 'yes'

You have gained a crowbar

Crowbar: (Common) x1
Allows you to pry open certain objects and can be used as a make-shift weapon when needed.
Requires 15 Str to use affectively in combat.

I continue onto the next token.

You have gained a light sword

Light Sword: (Uncommon) x1
A mass-produced exorcizing utensil used by any self-respecting exorcist from here to Canada, the fact that it uses light as its main blade means that it is really light (Huehue) allowing even a child to swing it easily, not that they should though! sadly, however, because of its weight, most can't really put much of their strength behind it.

Deals 50+¼ of Str per successful attack.
Deals x3 damage to unholy creatures.
Inflicts 'Least Light Poisoning' to unholy creatures when they are successfully cut.
Least Light Poisoning: Target takes 1 damage per second for the next 30 seconds. (Stacks up to 3 times)

'NICE!'

I take a brief pause.

'…'

'child?'

I hop up and sprint into the small bathroom.

"FUCK!"

I stare into the mirror at a short pre-teen with black hair and blue eyes, he doesn't even look over TWELVE!

I let out a really long sigh. 'oh well, at least once I go through that hell known as puberty, I'll be hot as shit~.'

I examine my pale face some more.

'hmm I'm pretty cute... damn son- no! Snap out of it! I have random skills and items to gain!'

I tap on the last item token and tap 'yes.'

You have gained a Materials Package.

Materials Package: Steel Plates (Uncommon) x1
Contains 500 thin plates made of steel.

Would you like to unbox this item? [Yes/No]

I tap no.

'and now for skills... this will singlehandedly decide if I am going to be op as hell, or just a weak boi for a month or two...'

You have rolled a common skill: Manabolt

Manabolt: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 100 Mp) (Common)
Allows you to project your magical energy into a weak attack that deals (5+½ Int) damage

You have rolled a legendary skill: Runic Magic: (A/n I actually rolled this using wheel decide, this was a 1/63 chance and I somehow got it on the one thing that matters.)

I choke slightly as I abruptly swallow.

'u-uh, system... how are tiers like 'legendary' calculated?'

Items and skills are split into 6 groups,

Common - Uncommon - Rare - Epic - Exotic - Legendary

Common skills and items are thing that you can nonchalantly find or figure out, much like buying a knife from a store, or figuring out how to swing something REALLY REALLY hard, or, in your case, project mana into a bullet that currently deals less damage than your normal punch!

Uncommon items are, basically the same thing! But for 'magical items', such as mass-produced magic weapons, like a light gun or light sword, simple spells that ACTUALLY deal damage or has a separate affect besides dealing damage, some examples of spells in this category would be Firebolt, Acid Arrow, Spark, and some minor resistance spells.

Rare items and skills are a bit 'rarer', Rare items tend to be things such as 'phoenix tears' or lesser magic swords that have their own affects, like the blade catching on fire because it was enchanted to do so instead of the blade burning things BECAUSE it was made of fire, basically, anything that is created by someone with Sword Birth or Blade Blacksmith is at least a 'Rare' item, Spells on the other hand just get more and more powerful, Explosive Fireballs, Lightning Bolts, and Petty Heal, the weakest healing spell.

Epic items are a bit harder to come by, really weak sacred gears such as a 'Twice Critical' would be in this category, considering you need to actually TEAR IT OUT OF SOMEBODY, killing them.
Magics or skills in this list are things like Touki, barrier spells, and Senjutsu.

Exotic items take the form of some of the weaker 'one of a kind swords', or most sacred gears stronger than Twilight Healing, Spells in this category are much more powerful than normal spells, an example would be 'Explosion Magic' when compared to 'Fire Magic'

Legendary items are powerful one of a kind artifacts like Durendal, Ascalon, a Longinus sacred gear that the user was foolish enough to allow it to be torn out of them, on the skill side however, are special things like devil 'clan traits', one of a kind magical abilities, lost magics and other powerful abilities limited to a single person or a small group of people.

I slowly nod and look at my new skill.

Runic Magic: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: Dependent) (Legendary)
Runic magic, known as 'the code of the universe' to some who still remember it, is a long-lost magic that allows you to 'bend the rules' slightly on anything you cast it at, simple uses of Runic Magic allow you to turn metal red-hot with but a single word, cause a tree or animal to grow faster, animate an army of constructs to take over the world, it is truly up to you.

I silently tap on the last token:

You have rolled a Rare skill: Fireball

Fireball: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 2500 Mp) (Rare)
Unleash a small speck of fire that expands rapidly on contact with a solid object.
Deals 800+(Int+1400%)
Blast Radius: 5 Foot Diameter

I let out a content sigh. 'items can be replaced, the starter skills would have been a bit harder, but I REALLY lucked out here... a lost magic on DAY ONE of being a 'the gamer'… too bad I am still level one and my mana capacity is garbage... so I probably won't even be able to use it.'

I walk outside and raise my hand.

"Id: Create"

Nothing happens.

"…"

I pulse my mana through my hand.

"Id: Create?"

Still nothing happens.

"Hrm..."

You require 20 Intelligence to create this skill.

'tch, fine, take it you filthy vultures, actually leveling beyond the first level will help me more than those fourteen points ever will.'

By making a good decision, you have gained +2 Wisdom

You have gained a skill:

Create/Destroy Id: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 100 Mp) (Legendary)
Allows you to create a separate space with soulless enemies to slaughter to fuel your endless lust for power.
Current Instant Dungeons Available:
Empty: (Lv 0)
Zombie: (Lv 5)

"…"

'level... five? I should be able to take it, right?'

I pull out my light sword.

'two kids gonna die tonight!'

I appear in the world of my instant dungeon to find... it is the exact fucking same as the outside worlds... but I guess there are a couple of shambling brain-eaters now, so that's different.

I look out my window and count twenty- no, twenty-one zombies shambling around in my front yard.

Zombie Level 5
562/562 Hp
375/375 Sp
-/- Mp

Str 15
Dex 5
Vit 25
Int 0
Wis 0
Luc 0

'these look... surprisingly easy to kill... probably because of my rare weapon...'

I crouch and slowly open my door.

*Creeeeeeaaak*

Two of the zombies turn their heads to look at the now open door, I had to fling myself to the side to avoid detection.

"Guuuuuuhhhh" one of the zombies moans as they both slowly walk forwards towards the open door.

I turn the light sword on and wait.

"Grrr" the second growls as the first walks through the doorway-

*Schlick*

Critical hit (x2 damage)

Only to have one of its arms cleaved off by a blade of light.

"Graaaa!" It moans as it swings its second arm towards me, only for it to fall off as I swing the blade at the other arm.

Zombie Level 5 #1
101/562 Hp
375/375 Sp
-/- Mp

Light Poisoning (2) 29

I quickly kill it with a final attack that stabs it through the chest as the second zombie doubles its dexterity stat and SPRINTS at me.

'ohfuckohfuck'

You have leveled up x2

Your Hp/Sp/Mp has been refilled.

I slash at it as it gets closer and backpedal into the trailer, it follows shortly behind and swings one of its arms at me and slams its fist into a cupboard as I move out of the way, showing signs of quite a bit of damage as it tugs its hand back.

I slash it across the leg, fully severing it from its body.

Vital Strike (*1.5 Damage)

It tries to fall towards me, but I hold out a hand and unleash 3 mana bolts into its chest, causing it to fall backwards.

Zombie Level 5 #1
120/562 Hp
300/375 Sp
-/- Mp

Light Poisoning (2) 25

I stab it through the chest as it tries to sit up, killing this one like the last.

Through Strenuous Action, (for how low your stats are) Your Strength and Vitality Have Increased By 1

Manabolt Has Leveled Up x2

I let out a sigh. 'mental note: they can sprint at you by expending their stamina...'

You have leveled up x2

You Have Gained 500 Yen

'status.'

Name: Tomas Jones
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human
Level 5: 0.0%

530/530 Hp
530/530 Sp
600/600 Mp

HPR: 5.3 Every 60 Seconds
SPR: 5.3 Every 60 Seconds
MPR: 6.0 Every 60 Seconds

Stats:

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 5
Vitality: 6
Intelligence: 20
Wisdom: 7
Luck: 5

Points: 35

I briefly take a peek out the blinds to see about 5 more zombies making their way towards my open door.

'im going to hard pass on that one...'

"Id: Destroy"

Create/Destroy Id Has Leveled Up.

The slightly darker and less colorful world shatters around me taking the zombies with it, fixing the broken cabinet and closing the door like I never foolishly opened it in the first place.

I decide to lay down on the couch for a bit.

'what did leveling up change?'

Create/Destroy Id: (Active) (Level 2: 0.0%) (Cost: 95 Mp) (Legendary)
Allows you to create a separate space with soulless enemies to slaughter to fuel your endless lust for power.
Current Instant Dungeons Available:
Empty: (Lv 0)
Zombie: (Lv 5)

'nothing! It just costs slightly less now, same with manabolt, but it changed to ninety mana instead of ninety-five'

I glance up to the box tv and lay down, grabbing the remote from the small table in front of me.

*Click*

Then, I realize a huge glaring flaw in my general existence.

"…"

"I don't speak Japanese..."

I'm back in the zombie ID, hiding under the trailer I call my home.

"Hmmm..."

I point a finger towards one of the zombies on the outskirts of the small horde slowly meandering past my home.

A small blue orb arcs from my finger and hits the side of its head, causing it stumble slightly and slowly turn and walk in my direction, it isn't sprinting, so it hasn't seen me yet, and the attack was quiet enough that it also isn't bringing any extra zombies with it.

It bumps into the side of the trailer and slowly lowers onto its hands and knees.

*Schlick*

I stab it in between the eyes.

Super Crit (*3 Damage)

Then I abruptly and messily rip the light blade out of the side of its head, killing it.

You have leveled up

I continue this process twenty-four more times, to the point that the entire horde was wiped out.

You have leveled up x8

Name: Tomas Jones
Title: The Gamer
Race: Human
Level 13: 87.5%

1330/1330 Hp
1330/1330 Sp
1400/1400 Mp

HPR: 13.3 Every 60 Seconds
SPR: 13.3 Every 60 Seconds
MPR: 14.0 Every 60 Seconds

Stats:

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 5
Vitality: 6
Intelligence: 20
Wisdom: 7
Luck: 5

Points: 75

A Mini Boss has been summoned

"…"

I watch as a tall armor-wearing figure walks into the clearing, dragging a large zweihander in a single hand behind him.

Griffard Level 15

1725/1725 Hp
900/900 Sp
-/- Mp

Str 20
Dex 30
Vit 30
Int 5
Wis 5
Luc 0

"Id: Escape" I whisper.

You cannot escape while a boss or mini-boss are alive.

"…"

'then let's just kill it in a single attack, shall we?'

I put every single free point I have into intelligence.

You have gained a skill by raising your Int above 50:

Mana Novice: (Passive) (Level: Max)
Your maximum mana capacity is increased by 50% and all spells you cast are 20% more powerful.

I smirk lightly.

Name: Tomas Jones
Level 13

1330/1330 Hp
1330/1330 Sp
2662/2662 Mp

Strength: 6
Dexterity: 5
Vitality: 6
Intelligence: 95
Wisdom: 7
Luck: 5

I point a single finger towards the armored knight and create a small bead of fire on the tip of my finger.

'as a smol loli pyromaniac would say, 'EXPLOOOOOSION!'.'

The bead launches at the knight and its head suddenly snaps around, but it is too late as the bead touches the ground in front of it.

*BOOOOOM*

The ground rumbles slightly as the marble expands and consumes the area in a bath of fire.

The large ball of fire disappears revealing nothing left behind in the large molten crater it made.

You have leveled up.

Fireball Has Leveled Up

"Id: Destroy!"

Create/Destroy Id Has Leveled Up.

The world shatters and I find myself under my small trailer home.

"…"

You have gained: 11250 Yen, 7 Zombie Teeth, 1 Zombie Flesh

'gross...'

I dust myself off and go out into the open, raising my int up to a nice even one hundred.

'I'm unbalanced as hell... so if I can't one-shot it or it gets the jump on me, IM FUCKED.'

You have gained a skill by raising your Int above 100:

Mana Apprentice: (Passive) (Level: Max)
Your maximum mana capacity is increased by an Additional 50% and all spells you cast are an extra 20% more powerful. (Stacks with Mana Novice)

'well, I have nearly four-thousand mana, let's see if I can use my runic magic.'

I hold out my hand and activate it.

Three symbols appear in front of me and fly towards a crushed car cube I transported with my inventory.

They hit the cube and white ring appears around the middle with the three symbols over and over again.

Nothing seems to happen.

"Uhhh?"

I touch it with a piece of paper causing the part that touched the block to blacken and char slightly.

'it worked...'

Those three symbols were the letters for 'Hot', and they did exactly what the word implies, they made that block pretty freaking hot.

I wave my hand, dispelling the runes.

'how can I make this work... better?'

I glance to the side to see that my mana is basically at zero.

'Questions for tomorrow'

Alert: the parameter has been breached

I quickly sit up and sneak my way outside.

A Quest Has Been Received:

Path to Badassery 1:

Summary: You have been awakened in the middle of the night, apparently something has entered your domain, or, that's what the system tells you at least. Survive.

Objectives:
Survive/Escape [ ]

Bonus Objectives:

? [ ]

? [ ]

Rewards: 4000 Exp, 12000 Yen, Firebolt Skill book.

Bonus rewards:
?, ?
?

I quickly scan my surroundings, the slowly rising sun at least having a little worth.

"Keheheh, a little human, how gross... hmm... he smells a little sweet~"

I slowly turn my head.

Stray Devil Level 25

6500/6500 Hp
3000/3000 Sp
2600/2600 Mp

Str 80+50% (120)
Dex 30
Vit 100+50% (150)
Int 20
Wis 20
Luc 10

Standing behind me is a large... man? If you could even call him that anymore, his arms are replaced by scorpion claws and his lower half is the body of some sort of giant... rat? But the tail has a spiky ball near the end probably for bludgeoning.

He reaches out to snip me with his arms.

I point my finger at him and unleash a fireball point-blank

"YRAAAAGH-" he shrieks in agony as it leans back covering his torso.

Stray Devil Level 25

3280/6500 Hp
3000/3000 Sp
2600/2600 Mp

"Pleb." I scoff as I raise my hand above my head.

"Id Create: Empty."

I disappear.

After waiting 30 minutes and gaining two new skills, I think now would be a good time to appear back in the real world.

I crawl under my trailer and examine my new skills.

Suppress Magical Power: (Active) (Level 7: 63.1%) (Cost: None) (Common)
Allows you to appear as if your magical power is locked, but it does nothing to hide just how adept you "could be" (Are) at magic.

Meditation: (Passive/Active) (Level 10: 14.5%) (Cost: None) (Common)
Allows you to regain mana at a quickened pace, increasing your Mpr by 190% when this skill is active and 19% when it isn't

'let's do this...'

I appear back in the 'mortal realm'

"THERE YOU ARE- GAAAAAAH-"

I immediately roast the scorpion as I re-appear before he can charge towards me.

I point my hands towards the smoke cloud, my fingers mimicking a pistol.

"Bang."

I unleash magical orb after magical orb from my fingertips until I run out of mana

The smoke clears revealing a roasted scorpion with several 'bullet' holes in his body.

You have leveled up x3

A Quest Has Been Completed:

Path to Badassery 1:

Objectives:
Survive/Escape [x]

Bonus Objectives:

Kill The Stray Devil [x]

Don't Take Even A Single Point Of Damage [x]

Rewards: 4000 Exp, 12000 Yen, Firebolt Skill book.

Bonus rewards:
3000 Exp, Lesser Exorcist Title.
+5 In all Stats, 2 Item Roulette Tokens, 2 Skill Roulette Tokens.

You have leveled up x2

Lesser Exorcist:
Deal an addition 5% Damage to any unholy creatures, take 10% less damage from unholy creatures.

Firebolt: (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 800 Mp) (Uncommon)
Create a small sphere of fire to attack foes.
Deals 100+(Int+400%) to a single foe.

You have gained: 10000 Yen, 3 Vials of Corrupted Devil Blood, Shattered Pawn Piece.

Shattered Pawn Piece: (Uncommon) (x1)
A shard of a red chess piece, too fractured to be functional, but it still has some demonic power left in it.

Corrupted Devil Blood: (Uncommon) (x3)
When injected or consumed, grants the wielder a 15% increase to all physical stats, but at a cost, there is a 25% chance the consumer will be horribly mutated and have their mind twisted to that of a beast.
(The secondary affects are canceled out by Gamer's Mind and Gamer's Body)

"…"

"Neat."

I quickly activate my four roulette tokens as I walk back inside.

You have gained a Pistol:

Pistol: (Common) (x1)
Just your every day, average pistol, you only have 12 bullets though...
Deals 75 Damage per successful hit.

You have gained 'Blitzkrieg':

Blitzkrieg: (Rare) (x1)
A magical longsword that is coated in electricity when in use.
Requires 40 Str in order to be used properly in combat.

You have rolled a Rare skill: Petty Heal

Petty Heal (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 1000 Mp every 10 seconds) (Rare)
the worst healing spell available.
Heals 5+(1/10 Int) every second.

You have rolled an Uncommon skill: Fortify Strength

Fortify Strength (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 1000 Mp every Minute) (Uncommon)
Allows you to target yourself or an ally to briefly make them stronger.
Increases Strength by 5% while cast

"meh." I shrug as I grab my light sword from my inventory.

'hmm... I kind of wanted to do some runic magic, but I think I might just go grind a few more levels in the zombie Id...'

Would you like to alter the light sword with your Runic Magic? [Yes/No]

'…'

"Yes?"

Light Sword: (Uncommon) x1

Deals 50+¼ of Str per successful attack.
Deals x3 damage to unholy creatures.
Inflicts 'Least Light Poisoning' to unholy creatures when they are successfully cut.
Least Light Poisoning: Target takes 1 damage per second for the next 30 seconds. (Stacks up to 3 times)

The description of the sword is mostly the same, but the effects of the weapon grow a bright orange.

What would you like to change?

I shift around the wording slightly on some of the effects.

Light Sword (Augmented): (Rare) x1

Deals 50+Str per successful attack.
Deals 3 and ¼ times the damage to unholy creatures.
Inflicts 'Least Light Poisoning' to unholy creatures when they are successfully cut.
Least Light Poisoning: Target takes 30 damage per second for the next 3 second. (Stacks up to 1 time)

I feel the sword get slightly heavier and the blade glows much brighter than before as several white runes appear around the hilt that sink into the handle and seemingly coil around it, then they fade to a dull grey, changing to look as if it was simply painted on the handle.

I wipe my brow. 'alright, I can add simple words like 'and' or 'the', but changing the wording from one 'segment' to another is really tiring, like when I removed the one-fourth strength and added it as additional damage to unholy creatures.'

I glance to my bars to see that my mana is at a low eight-hundred.

Runic Magic Has Leveled Up x4

'dear god runic magic is so fucking op! Like, can I shift effects between items, like make my new sword- that I can't use- deal x3 damage to devils? Or maybe even change SKILLS?!'

Runic Magic's level is not high enough to shift abilities between items.

Runic Magic's level is not high enough to change skills.

'it says 'not high enough' so it means that it CAN do these things...'

"heheheh!" I chuckle. "AHAHAHAHAH!"

The zombie lunges for me, but I take a step back and slash it through the chest, causing one of its arms to fall limply to the side as I sever whatever muscle assisted in its movement, then I turn and slash through the leg of a second zombie and watch as they wither rapidly, then I nick each of them once more and turn my attention to a third zombie, ignoring the two quickly dying zombies that quickly wither to dust after three seconds pass.

With my offhand I shoot a small blue bullet of mana through its chest, the attack only briefly staggering it allowing me to cut it in half with my next attack.

Critical Hit (*2 Damage)

'I stopped getting exp from these things the last time I leveled up, kind of a shame to be honest...'

A Mini Boss has been summoned

Griffard Level 15-

I silently vaporize him with two firebolts as he takes a step towards me, the first punching a hole through his torso and the second destroying his head.

'like, even that guy only filled up my exp about one-fourth of the way to next level.'

You have leveled up x1

That was my fourth time killing him, so that means that I killed over one hundred normal zombies.

A Boss has been summoned.

"…"

*THUMP*

I bounce slightly as something heavy hits the ground

*THUMP*

I turn around to see a MASSIVE zombie slowly walking towards me.

Zombie Giant Level 25

5000/5000 Hp
1500/1500 Sp
-/- Mp

Str 80
Dex 35
Vit 50
Int 0
Wis 0
Luc 0

It stomps once, shattering the ground around it and transforming it into rubble and sharp spikes.

"…"

I wordlessly detonate its chest with two fireballs.

"The stray devil was stronger..." I frown.

Level up x1

"Id: Destroy."

I let out a sigh. "That was kind of disappointing."

You have gained: 65000 Yen, 42 zombie teeth, 28 zombie flesh, 1 Lesser Mana Potion.

'the first two are gross, but the last thing...'

Lesser Mana Potion (Uncommon) (x1)
A small vial of blue liquid that is known to restore mana... and besides! It tastes like blueberry!
Recovers 300 Mp when consumed.

"Hm." I hum as I tilt my head. "Decent... I guess."

"and now, to continue my nap!"

For the first time since appearing in this world, I am leaving my sanctuary, with a Japanese to English dictionary safely under my arm, entirely memorized with my one-hundred intelligence, I skip down the street with a smile on my face.

About two miles back I picked up a tail, it seems to be the small kitten of the Occult Research Club... looking... literally no different from canon.

I take a pitstop at a gas station and purchase a couple sodas, juice boxes, and just other snack food in general.

'you know... I could just be a midget like her...'

'pfft- NAAAH.'

I slip into a crowd and walk down an alleyway, in a different direction away from where I was originally walking.

'and I'm home free~'

Would you like to finalize the changes to 'Corrupted Devil Blood'? [Yes/No]

I tap 'yes'

Corrupted Devil Blood (Altered): (Uncommon) (x3)
When injected or consumed, grants the wielder a 25% increase to all physical stats, but at a cost, there is a 15% chance the consumer will be horribly mutated and have their mind twisted to that of a beast.
(The secondary affects are canceled out by Gamer's Mind and Gamer's Body)

I simply just swapped the 15% increase with the 25% chance to go mad and mutate.

'still an 'uncommon' even with the increase?'

Runic Magic Has Leveled Up.

I pick up a pipe next.

Steel Pipe: (Common) (x1)
Just your average Steel Pipe, easy to find, hard to bend, can be used as a bludgeoning weapon when needed as well.

I swap 'hard' and 'easy'

The pipe bends under my hands as if it was made of rubber.

I swap the words back, and now I have a metal 'U'.

"Huh... cool..."

I look to a couple new items on my table, I got it after purging through the zombie instant dungeon twice more.

Lesser Health Potion: x1
A small vial of Red liquid that is known to heal wounds... and besides! It tastes like Cherry!
Recovers 300 Hp when consumed.

Lesser Stamina Potion: x1
A small vial of Green liquid that is known to cure exhaustion... and besides! It tastes like watermelon!
Recovers 300 Sp when consumed.

Drain Vitality Skillbook (Uncommon)
Instantly teaches whoever reads this book the spell 'Drain Vitality'

Lich's Phylactery x1 (Exotic)
Shatter within Zombie Id to slay all zombies and summon the Secret Boss, a Lich.
Recommended Level 30+

I learn 'Drain Vitality' and place my new potions in my inventory

Drain Vitality (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) (Cost: 1000 Mp every Second) (Uncommon)
A necrotic spell that targets touched living creatures and drains their life force.
Deals 25+(Int+200%) damage per second, and you heal that amount.

I scoop up my items and put them in my inventory.

Alert: the parameter has been breached

Alert: the parameter has been breached

Alert: the parameter has been breached

Alert: the parameter has been breached

"…"

'four times?'

'…'

'FUCK! It's the Gremory group, isn't it?! I knew someone would come to 'kill' that stray devil.'

I let out a quiet sigh and grab a juice box from the fridge.

'how do I deal with this...'

Hiya! This is just something I was working on at the side as I was watching through dxd (Finally) so, what do you think?

Should I continue this in the place of monsterhuntsman? Because I have like 0 ideas ready for that one besides like, half a chapter...