Muahahaha! Well, because I have gotten over Zoids for now, I have decided to waste my life obsessing over Yu Yu Hakusho. I haven't posted anything humorous for a while, so I decided to try it out. This one is what happens when our heroes {and villains} decide to have answering machines. Aren't we gonna have some fun? Here we go!

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Yusuke:

Hello. You haven't gotten a hold of me right now. I am currently doing something better then talking to you, so why don't you just go and fuck off somewhere else okay? I'll get back to ya if I really feel like it, which means probably.NEVER. Oh yeah, if your Keiko, nice skirt.I'll be waiting for ya behind the school today okay? Yeah, you know what I mean, heh. Oh yeah, if this is Kuwabara, I WON'T FIGHT YOU GOD DAMMIT!!! Anyway.just leave a message if you really want to..not like I am gonna reply or something. Oh yeah, and if this is Botan with a new case for me.one word.NO!!!! *Beep*

Kuwabara:

........uh...hello?...Is this thing on??? HELLO?????? Huh? Oh yeah, thanks Yukina, hehehe. Anyway.where was I...oh yeah. Um, I'm like not here right now.although I am right at this moment..but not when you, like, call and stuff..but anyway, just leave a message. Oh yeah, and if your Urameshi, I AM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS THE NEXT TIME I FIGHT YOU, YOU'LL SEE!!!! If you're Yukina, I just want you to know that, I love you. Yeah baby, that means you. I'll be waitng for ya, don't you worry. If your Hiei, YOU LITTLE PUNK..I'LL FIND OUT WHAT YOUR LITTLE SECRET IS AND THEN I WILL HELP YUKINA FIND HER LONG-LOST BROTHER!!! Anyway.if you're anyone else you know what to do. Uh..now how do you turn the thing off?? Oh yeah, you press-- *Beep*

Kurama:

Hello, you have reached me but I am not currently here right now. I must have had some important matters to attend to. Just leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you. Thanks. *Beep*

Hiei:

Hey, I don't know how the hell you got this phone number, but I am certainly not gonna just sit around here and talk to you, got it? If you have anything important to say, I guess you can just say it after the little beep thing that comes after this and then I'll hunt you down and kill you, for you know my phone number and now I must kill you cause you should not know such a thing. If you're Kurama, then just call back some other time. Anyway, how the hell do you turn this stupid thing? Screw it. *Beep*

Koenma:

Hello, you have reached the Great Koenma. I have no time for you and your little problems right now cause, well, MY FATHER'S BACK!!! I am really scared right now, I don't know what to do, I mean, I didn't mean to screw things up. I REALLY DIDN'T!!!! Huh? Oh, hehe, hi dad, how are you today? What? Why are you looking at me like that? Eek, oh man.I SWEAR TO GOD DAD..I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT.IT KINDA JUST HAPPENED!!!! Wait, uh, don't come any closer.please??? Oh god..AHHHHHHHHHHHH *Beep*

Botan:

Hello. You have reached Botan, I am not here right now but as soon as you leave a message on this cool answering machine thing, I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Currently I am looking for Koenma-sir, it seems that he ran away from his father once again to avoid some type of punishment. Anyway, if you have seen him anywhere, just leave a message on this cool thing. Anyway, gotta run. *Beep*

Yukina:

Hey there, you have reached me, but I am currently not here right now. Just leave a message after the beep. By the way Botan, I have seen Koenma around here somewhere. I think that he is currently living with Kazuma, but I'm not sure. Anyway, if you feel like talking now, start talking after the beep. Thanks *Beep*

Hiei:

Hey bastards, I have made a new message again. Just wanted to let Botan know that I have seen Koenma around my house lately. He's been begging to come in. How pathetic. Don't know where he is right now, I kicked the stupid kid and I didn't see where he landed. Anyway, that is all that I have to say for now. By the way, DON'T CALL THIS NUMBER AGAIN! *Beep*

Kurama:

I am not here right now, I am helping Botan search for Koenma. I wouldn't be, if only King Yama didn't decide that my butt would be the one to suffer if I didn't help him find his son. If you've seen Hiei anywhere, tell him that I would like a word with him. Why does everyone drag me into these situations, all I want is to settle down for a while. I feel unloved. *Beep*

Yusuke:

Hey. You have reached the Great Urameshi. I am currently not here right now, seems that Hiei and Kurama have dragged me into this whole search for Koenma thing. I HATE wild goose chases. Stupid Hiei, why did he have to KICK him??? *Beep*

Koenma:

I have no idea where the heck I am right now, but I am really, REALLY scared. My side hurts from Hiei kicking me, and I don't even want to think about what my dad is going to do to me now. Right now I need to blend in, so I am forced to make a living as a stripper. If anyone wants me just for about an hour, I'm all for it. I don't charge that much. Oh man, my dad is going to kill me. *Beep*

Kurama:

Has anyone heard Koenma's message lately?? I say that we use this to our advantage. I think Koenma wouldn't mind sleeping with Kuwabara for about an hour, just enough time for us to trap him. I mean, he said that he LOVES Kuwabara more than Yusuke, so I think that this would be a good plan. Hey, anything to get Botan off my ass and for me to get back to regular life. Leave a message if you have no idea what is going on. God, this has gotten twisted all of the sudden. Who is making this plot anyway??? *Beep*

Kuwabara:

Uh, okay you guys. There is no way in HELL that I am gonna sleep with a TODDLER!!!! Just wanted to let you know that. Uh, damnit, I still don't know how to turn this thing off. Oh yeah, here we g--- *Beep*

Botan:

Hello. You have reached me again, but I am not here currently. If this is Kuwabara, I think that Kurama's plan is a good way for us to trap him, he trusts you Kuwabara, more then you know. Heeheehee. Anyway, if you are someone else, leave a message. Bye. *Beep*

Hiei:

Alright, I am getting REALLY tired of this chase. If this is Kuwabara, just sleep with the goddamn kid alright? If this is anyone else, I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND HANG YOUR INTESTINES ON A CLOTHES LINE, CAUSE YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THIS NUMBER!!!!! If you don't have a life and are just trying to piss me off, go screw yourself, its much more interesting. *Beep*

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Well, that is all that I have to type randomly for now. Just let me know what you think. And the next chapter will be about the continuing plot of the hunt for Koenma. Please review now!!! I hoped you liked it.