Ok now the moment all of you have been so anxiously waiting for. The next chapter of YU YU HAKUSHO: ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES!!! Oh, you all know that you were anxious to read it oh come one tell the truth you know it.

Hiei: (looks at her dumbfounded) Dear God, you are the stupidest person I swear.

Sapphire: Speak for yourself (sticks out her tongue at Hiei).

Hiei: I have been literally put in hell. My own personal piece of hell and you're just doing that to piss me off.

Sapphire: Duh!

Hiei: (takes out his katana) THAT'S IT YOU BITCH YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!!

Kurama: What's going on? (Hiei looks at Kurama as he puts the sword to Sapphire's neck)

Hiei: Trying to kill her will you help me?

Kurama: (takes out his Rose Whip) Of course. (as Hiei and Kurama start to charge at Sapphire as girl with black and red curly hair, red eyes, white fox ears, white tail, fangs and claws jumps out of no where with a flamethrower)

Brittaney: DIE!!! (shoots fire out at Kurama and Hiei as they run away from the girl) DIE DIE DIE!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kurama and Hiei: AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! (run for their lives)

Brittaney: YOU CAN'T RUN I WILL GET YOU!!

Kurama: AAAHHHH WHO THE HELL IS THIS?!?!?!

Sapphire: That is my wonderful clone, Brittaney. She is so great huh? (Kurama and Hiei keep running as Brittaney still tries to kill them) HI BRITTANEY!!

Brittaney: (stops as her eyes turn a soft brown color, runs over to Sapphire and hugs her) HI SAPPHIRE!! (Kurama and Hiei stare)

Hiei: (breathing heavily) YOU PSYCHO BITCH!!

Brittaney: (her eyes turn red) TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKER!!! (runs after Hiei)

Hiei: (runs) FINE I TAKE IT BACK!!!

Brittaney: (stops and smiles ever so sweetly) Ok then ^_^.

Kurama: Wow, she can really switch moods huh? (mumbles) They aren't that different from each other though.

Sapphire: (slams a bat over his head) I HEARD THAT!!

Kurama: (holds his head) OW! Sorry.

Sapphire: (smiles) Thanks ^_^.

Hiei: (on the ground breathing hard) God, now there's two of them.

Sapphire and Brittaney: YUP!! (both smile and Kurama and Hiei shudder)

Kurama: This is hell.

Hiei: (looks at Kurama) Oh, you have no idea.

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Yusuke:

(sighs) Why do I even bother, all my friends have just gone insane. None of this even has a point anymore!! I AM THE ONLY ONE WITH EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF SANITY LEFT!!! WHY GOD, WHY?!?! I'M GOING TO BE NEXT, SOON I WILL BE AS INSANE AS KURAMA!!! THIS HAS NO FUCKING END!!! I BLAME THAT BITCH FOR THIS!!! THE ONE WHO'S WRITING THIS!!! I BLAME HER AND THAT FUCKING STALKER, BEFORE THEM, EVERYONE WAS FINE AND NOW... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Look, leave a message, but I doubt I'll call you back; I'm having a emotional breakdown.. (cries) GOD JUST GO, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO!!!! *beep*

Kuwabara:

Ok.. What the hell is wrong with Yusuke? He really needs mental help. Oh yeah Hiei escaped from that tank I put him in and I can't find him anywhere. Oh well, but anyway all the ice cream in my freezer is gone too. Things are just spontaneously disappearing, woah freaky. Well, if you know where Hiei is. DON'T CALL YUSUKE!! He is insane and having enough trouble as it is. Though, maybe Hiei is at his house, I didn't check there. Well, leave a message I'll call you back. *beep*

Kurama:

THAT BITCH HAS A CLONE!!!! SHE HAS A FREAKY, PSYCHOTIC CLONE!!! SHE HAS A FUCKING FLAMETHROWER FOR GOD'S SAKE!!! SHE IS TRYING TO KILL ME AND HIEI!!!! AND NO ONE TRIES TO HELP!! WE HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS DOESN'T ANYONE CARE?!?!?! AAAAAAHHHHHHH (hear shouting in the background and the sound of flame tourches) IS THERE NO END TO THIS MADNESS?!?!?! WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE BEFORE THIS IS DONE!! *beep*

Yusuke:

SEE WHAT I MEAN?!?!?! NOW THAT WHORE HAS A CLONE, THIS INSANENESS WILL NEVER EVER END!!! WE WILL ALL BECOME SO INSANE THAT WE WILL JUST KILL OURSELVES!!! THERE IS NO REASSURANCE THAT WE WILL EVER BE SANE EVER AGAIN!!! PLEASE JUST LET ME DIE NOW PLEASE!! *beep*

Hiei:

Great, just great that fucking bitch has a god damned clone. THIS COULDN'T GET WORSE!!! AND SHE STILL WON'T TELL ME WHO MY STALKER IS!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY DAMMIT WHY?!?!?!?! STOP CALLING ME WHO EVER YOU ARE I SWEAR I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU I FUCKING SWEAR!!! GO AWAY HOW THE HELL DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHERE I AM?!?!?!!? *beep*

Kuwabara:

I'm afraid.. Everyone has totally lost it. I MEAN TOTALLY LOST IT!!! You know what, now I blame that bitch and that stalker. We were fine until she came and MADE OUR LIVES A LIVING HELL AND I MEAN HELL!!!! Never mind you know what this does no good. Though I still think, it is funny how much this pisses of Hiei. So I thank and hate the stalker at the same time. Weird. *beep*

Hiei:

KUWABARA YOU ASSHOLE!!! I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE AND VERY PAINFUL DEATH THAT I CAUSE!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU LIKE THE STALKER NOW!!!!! I HATE YOU, AND I HATE THAT BITCH WHO WRITES THE STORY, I HATE THE STALKER AND I HATE THAT BITCHES STUPIDASS CLONE!!!! (you can hear flame torches and Brittaney yelling) TAKE THAT BACK YOU ASSHOLE!!! (Hiei) NEVER YOU STUPID WHORE!! JUST GO NOW GO!! *beep*

Yusuke:

Ok, I have calmed down now. Well. for the most part anyway. But anyway honestly PLEASE LET US HAVE OUR SANITY BACK COME ON WE HAVE GONE THROUGH ENOUGH!! JUST LET US HAVE PEACE!! FORGET IT JUST FORGET IT THIS WON'T EVER END!!!

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Sapphire: That was the most wonderful thing ever. (tear)

Brittaney: (stops from setting Hiei and Kurama on fire) I know.. WWAAAHHH (cries)

Kurama and Hiei: YOU HAVE EMOTION!

Brittaney: (looks at them) OF COURSE I DO YOU ASSHOLES GO TO HELL!!!

Hiei: FOR YOUR INFORMATION I'M ALREADY THERE!!!

Brittaney: THEN I HAVE SUCCEDED IN MY GOAL!!

Kurama: YOUR GOAL WAS TO PUT US IN HELL?!?!?!

Brittaney: No to MAKE you lives a living hell.

Kurama: Oh much of a difference!

Sapphire: Hey Hiei, I have thought about it and I am going to tell you who the stalker it ok?

Hiei: (looks at her puzzled) Really?!

Sapphire: Yeah. (smiles evilly) Its.. BRITTANEY!!!!!

Kurama and Hiei: WHAT!!

Brittaney: (laughs) HAHAHA I DID IT JUST TO SPITE YOU HAHAHA!!!

Hiei: OH, no fucking way that psycho is MY stalker?!?!?

Brittaney: (acts dramatically) Oh Hiei deep down I have always loved you!! (hugs Hiei)

Hiei: AAAHHH SHE'S ATTACKING ME!!

Sapphire: (claps and laughs) OH YEAH KICKASS ACTING BRITTANEY!!

Brittaney: (lets go of Hiei and bows) Thank I know.

Hiei: Are you really my stalker?

Brittaney: (moves REALLY close to him) Yes. (smiles ever so temptingly)

Hiei: Uhh. ok. (Kurama starts laughing)

Kurama: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE PSYCHO IS YOUR CLONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Brittaney: (eyes Kurama evilly) Watch it Kurama you could be next.

Kurama: (stops) Uhh.. never mind.

Now you all know that my clone, Brittaney is Hiei's stalker. Isn't that ever so wonderful? Sorry the chapter was so short but I wanted to make it quick in a sense. WELL TAH TAH FOR NOW AND COME BACK SOON!!! (gives out free cookies and a t-shirt that says 'I read 'Yu Yu Hakusho: Answering Machine Messages and thoroughly liked it, or else Sapphire and her clone will kill me.') Here take these gifts and come back soon bye!!