Courage approached the building that the Exploding Man told him to go too. He saw the entrance was boarded up so tried around back. Amid the dumpsters and dripping pipes, the asphalt somehow turned to gold bricks.

"Just like Wizard of Oz." Courage whispered to himself. He looked and saw it seeming to lead on forever. At the other end, the jester waved at him and ran inside the next building.

He began to walk down the road and heard music begin to play.

***************************************************** One time, the ICP with this shit

For you and your boys to say "fuck yeah" to

Yo, G, kick some of that shit about the wizard and all that

Drop a psycho beat and go on and rap, bald-headed fuck

Aw shit, homeboy, you should of seen me

I was flipped at the party drinking a fifth of MD

Straight passed-out on his mother's bed

With seven cans of brew going through my head

Dreaming, I was sipping on Faygo

With my dope posse, hear comes a tornado

Huh, I can't run no where

Cause the whole damn house was spinning through the air (damn!)

And don't laugh just yet

And it bland my motherfucking eyes bet

And here comes a three and a half foot pimp

With a blue zoo suit and a mack daddy limp

Yo, I gotta grip on my weapon

Cuz this midget motherfucker and his boys are stepping

"Oh my, look at the witch

You crushed and killed that wicked old bitch"

And they saying that I'm doomed

Cuz I killed some ho that rides on a broom

Fuck this, I'm going back to where I stay

And I walking down the yellow brick alleyway ****************************************************
Courage soon realized that this was the Wizard of Oz as envisioned by the Dark Carnival. He soon saw a man made of straw, being pushed around by another clown. Little did he know this one looked identical to the last one he helped.

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Interlude (contains samples from "Wizard of Oz" and "Ghetto Zone"):

Well, go on motherfucker!

Now I'm roaming just like basshead

Everybody know just where the alley led

And don't say you don't know

Which way to go, yo, there go the scarecrow

I ain't playing this bullshit no more

So I whip out the nigger play the double-four

Best tell my ass how to get back

Or I'll blow the straw out your fucking head

You wanna see the wizard?

Fuck yeah, I do

Get me off this pole and I'll come with you

You know the wiz

Yeah, its the road for him

Then he gave me on a 'gene

Now I gotta bullet for him

So me and the crow was walking on bricks

Spitting and cussing and holding our dicks

Thinking, damn, this ain't how the movie goes

I ain't seen one motherfucking rainbow

Ain't a fresh pair of kicks in the land

Just what you thought, there go the tin man

How to get to the wizard?

What the fuck

I ain't saying shit until you oil me up

I don't see any motherfucking oil, bro

Oil me up with a forty of Red Bull

Huh, just like the book said

Tin Man was stumbling like a crackhead

Old-ass rusted out metal

But we was on our way to see the wizard of the ghetto

"Somewhere over the rainbow"

(Shut the) fuck up, bitch

***GUNSHOTS***

Damn, this ain't Kansas, ho

This is the southwest motherfucking ghetto zone, bitch

So pick your skank ass up

And you and Toto get the fuck on **********************************************************

Courage just shook his head and followed the trio. Soon he came upon another scene happening. If this kept up he would never get out of here.

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Yeah, we've come a long way

Drop the motherfuckers all the way to Del Ray

And I'm a wonder land story book tourist

Gripping that .44 we coming up to the forest

Anything could be out there

Lions, tigers, maybe a bear

Hoods and hoodlums and theives, oh my (3x)

I'm a kick somebody in they fuckin' eye

Don't fuck with me at a time like this

I'll send out a bullet guarenteed won't miss

So I just move and the hooks are flying

You've come and buck with the fucking lion

I want rings, chains, any kind of gold

Or what?

Or I'm a let this nine unfold

Man, fuck this, come back to Del Ray

There you can rob motherfuckers any day

Crackheads, hoes, whatever you can name

Catch all the rich ones coming out the ball game (yeah)

So finally we was at the castle

And with the guards, we got no hastle

They all just got the fuck out our way

I guess even in Oz they know of Violent J

Interlude:

Yo, where's the motherfucking wizard stay

Who wants to know? Violent-psychopath-J

I wanna word with him at gun point

Cuz there's no place like Detroit *********************************************************

Courage finally made it to the end and was greeted by the same voice that greeted the others. He ran and hid.

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Welcome to the wizards kingdom

The Wizard of the Ghetto as its said

Welcome to the wizards kingdom

Sorry, motherfucker, this is where you'll stay

Scarecrow, you ain't shit to me

And the lion ain't shit but a snack for three

Tin Man, don't take me for a sucker

I'll chew your ass up and spit bullets out, motherfucker

We let it rain,

Seventy-nine slugs to his fucking brain

Then I stepped back cool and calm

Cuz the Tin Man was dropping cluster bombs

Everybody know about car jacking

So me and the fellas went home macking

Jumped in a smooth-ass ride

Drop top Geo says "Wiz" on the side

Gripped it back to the hood where we came from

And that shit was fun

Next thing I knew I was back at the party

Got up and was finning to tell everybody

But I just let it pass

Cuz I know they'll laugh at my drunk ass ************************************************************

Oh great, Courage thought. The Wizard was dead and he was stuck, now what? He gasped when the wizard got up and dusted himself off. It was a man behind the curtain all right. He looked pretty shot up, but still alive!

Courage dodged some mystery magic sparks and found out how to win this fight quickly. He pulled the curtain down on the shot up man, and the magic backfired, zapping the demon.

"This is too easy. I think that joker guy WANTS me to reach hi quickly." Courage said to himself.

"Quite right!" a high squeaky voice said right behind him. Courage spun to come face to face with the pink and blue jester.

The Jester grabbed Courage by the neck and lifted him off the ground.

"Let's go for a ride!" he said with an evil smile.