"My enemies are many, some of them were goddesses... But my equals are none.
In the land of advanced cities, they said, that Planeptune could never stop progressing." As he said this, he remembers how the french army marched through Planeptune streets, defeating enemy infantry and conquering every city that he found.
"At the heart of Gamindustri, they said, that Lastation elegancy could never be destroyed." He remembers how his army destroyed everything that interposed in his way, no matter how good it would look.
"In the most cold parts of the forests, they said, that Lowee's winter could stop any aggressor." He remebers how his conquering campaign against Lowee was not stopped by the land natural cold weather.
"In the land of entertainment, they said, that Leanbox's green pastures could never be burned." He remembers how the beatiful green fields were turned down grey and burned down by his constant attacks of cannons and muskets.
"The most fearful voices of Gamindustri said, that Iris Heart could never be tamed." He remembers how one of his soldiers with a bayonet bringed down the most feared CPU in Gamindustri.
"Everyone thought and said, that the PC Continent was untouchable for mere humans and mortals." He remembers how his army reached the continent in boats, and conquered it with such ease.
"The most wisest minds of Gamindustri said, that the fury of the Deity of Sin could only be contained by goddesses and deities." He remebers how his army took down the Deity everyone feared to be the destroyer of Gamindustri.
"All the tomes said, that no one could ever interfere with two different beings like Uzume and Kurome." He remembers how he stopped the two goddesses from fighting each other, defeating them with his best infantry.
"Everyone said, that Gamindustri's balance depends on the CPUs, the nations and nothing else." He remembers how his military campaign unified all of Gamindustri and defeated the deities of the world.
"Now... They say nothing, they fear me. Like a force of nature, a dealer of thunders and death. I say, I am Napoleon, I am emperor!" He was standing on a ledge, watching his army march through the lands he conquered and spilled blood in. The defeated goddesses of Gamindustri were all captured and tied together.
Blanc: "You are a goddamn psycho Napoleon!"
Neptune: "I thought that Arfoire was evil, but you are in another level!"
Vert: "Do you even have a heart?! Do you know what you did to us?!"
Noire: "No matter how many land you have conquered! People will always believe in us!"
Uni: "You are the worst human being that I ever got to knew about!"
Nepgear: "I hope that you get what you deserve in the future!"
Rom and Ram were to scared to talk, and were even crying...
Arfoire: "Tch, you think you are really tough don't you?"
Uzume: "All the things you have done, you are the least cool human dude that I met!"
Kurome: "How is possible that you and your army can be inmune to any kind of delusion?!"
Napoleon didn't answer anything, he put on his military hat and raised his hand to his army.
"BURN THEM!"
All the goddesses gasped because of Napoleon's order, his army didn't even hesitate to grab torches and throw them against the captive deities. It didn't take time before the fire spreaded over them, they screamed in pain. Napoleon only watched, emotionless, he now was not only a conqueror, but also a deity slayer...
"Now, they say nothing..."
Napoleon is such a tryhard, isn't he? I hope you enjoyed my one-shot here, leave your opinions and reviews.