Chapter 13 - The Discovery

"Wait, you're saying my husband was an actual vampire when we met?"

"You're walking a three headed dog on a leash through the underworld, and the existence of vampires shocks you?"

"Next thing I know you're going to tell me my step-brother Jake was a werewolf."

"No comment."

A/N: Call this the first outtake... Because I couldn't stop giggling after these lines popped into my head. Merry Christmas, y'all.