The Adventures of Super Snape and Malfoy boy

Deep beneath Hogwarts, well, in the dungeons, is the top secret Head Quarters for *Da da da daaa* SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY. Each week, SUPER SNAPE and MALFOY BOY are given a special, and highly important task by someone special and highly important ( He is also very secretive, so he goes by the name of Admiral Important ).

Todays adventure : THE BOY THAT COULDN'T SHUT UP

Super Snape: It's almost 10 o'clock Malfoy boy !! Admiral Important will be here any minute with this weeks special and highly important task.

Malfoy boy: I hope it's better than last weeks task......i still don't understand why Hagrid couldn't've cleaned up all that Unicorn manure...... .

Suddenly there was a knock on the door....

Super Snape: Oh...he's here! Does my hair look okay?

Malfoy boy: *rolls eyes* Yes, you look fine....

Super Snape opens the door and Admiral Important walks in......

Super Snape: Good morning Admiral, did you have a nice breakfast?

Admiral Important: No i did not ! The porridge was disgustingly lumpy, frankly, it looked like vomit.

Super Snape: Oh...well.....

Malfoy boy: So what's this weeks task Admiral?

Admiral Important: You know that Weasley boy?

Super Snape: Which one? There's been so many...

Admiral Important: Oh...what's his name....

Malfoy boy: Ron?

Admiral Important: Yes, yes, that's the one. Anyway, someone has put a spell on him.....

Malfoy boy: What kind of spell?

Admiral Important: I was just about to get to that, if you don't mind...

Admiral Important hits Malfoy boy over the head. Super Snape tries not to laugh.

Admiral important: Anyway, as i was saying....., the spell, i can't remember what it's called, but it's made poor old Ron unable to stop talking. I want you both to go and find him, and do something about it...

Super Snape: If you don't mind me saying Admiral, thats not a very goo.....

Admiral Important: Well i do mind...

Admiral Important pushes Super Snape and Malfoy boy out of the door....

Admiral Important: And don't come back until you've shut Weasley up !

Super Snape and Malfoy boy make their way to the Great Hall, and find Ron sitting in his usual seat....

Super Snape: Ron ! Never fear, Super Snape and Malfoy boy are here...

Ron: Oh wow! That makes me feel a whole lot better. You took your sweet time getting here didn't you? I've been waiting here for ages. Everyone else has gone, they said something about me being annoying and not shutting up. It's not my fault, it's a spell. You just gunna stand there or something? Help me! Thats what you're paid for...

Super Snape: Actually, i don't get paid any extra for doing this...

Malfoy boy: And i don't get paid at all...

Ron: Okay, okay, i didn't ask for your life story. God, Snape, your hair looks terrible today! Ever heard of a comb? And Malfoy, you don't look much better yourself....

Malfoy boy: Quick, let's shut him up! He's comparing me to you.....

Super Snape: But i don't know how to shut him up....

Ron: You're not very good at this are you, in fact, you're crap. We should get some new super heros. I think i'd make a pretty good super hero...

Malfoy boy: Let's just knock him out!

Super Snape: Alright...

Super Snape wacks Ron over the head with a large plank of wood, which just suddenly appeared from out of nowhere....

Super Snape: There, that did the trick.

Malfoy boy: Our work here is done....

Super Snape and Malfoy boy walk out of the Hall, looking very pleased with themselves, and Ron is left unconcious on the floor. Suddenly Professor Lupin comes along and trips over Ron. He falls to the ground, and hurts his face. He raises a fist in a menacing way....

Lupin: I'll get you for this Super Snape and Malfoy boy....

TO BE CONTINUED..........?