He walks into the building, it's almost 12AM, about 11:47. He makes his way into the main room of the restaurant. There are wooden tables and brightly coloured party hats strewn across said tables. Snow coloured tables cloths covered each one, with around 8 chairs at each table. Shulk noticed a large stage with 3 animatronics standing motionless, statue like. On the right side of the stage was a blue bunny animatronic, on the right a bright yellow chicken animatronic, and in the center was a chocolate brown bear animatronic.
"Ugh, more android scum." he said.
He noticed a hallway, leading to another part of the establishment. He trounced down the musty walkway, and found an office with a door on each side. Inside there was an office chair, a monitor which seemed to be a camera system, an old looking phone, and a fan that was too beaten up to work. There was a poster of the 3 animatronics that appeared on the stage on the office wall. It was a crude poster, not well desgined or thought about. Crumpled up papers were flung about on the desk. Shulk sat down in the chair, almost crushing it under his extreme weight. It was almost 12 AM. Upon the the coming of 12 AM the phone rang. Shulk answers:
"Hello?" he says
"Hello, hello hello. Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night."
Shulk realizes that the voice is a recording, meaning he doesn't have to interact with anyone. Shulk is ecstatic that he doesn't have to talk to anyone about this, all he has to do is sit back and relax. The message continues.
"Um, I actually used to work in that office before you. I'm finishing my last week now as a matter of fact."
Shulk begins pressing buttons at the monitor. They make a satisfactory click, as they change to a different camera. He could see the show stage from the cameras, one of the animatronics seemed out of place, but that didn't bother Shulk.
"So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So let's just focus on getting you through your first week, ok?"
Shulk is not worried in the slightest about any of this. He has dealt with robots in the past, so this should be no different, even without the Monado. He wondered why he would need any help, his only job is to sit here for 6 hours.
"Uh, there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read, it's kinda a legal thing y'know? Uh, welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizza. A magical place where kids and grownups alike, where fantasy an fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed with in 90 days, or as soon as property premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleach, and the carpets have been replaced."
Shulk jerked forward, he suddenly felt very afraid. He was shocked that any damage had occurred at such a peaceful restaurant.
"Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here can get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So remember these characters hold a special in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Ok. So uh just be aware, the characters tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night!"
Shulk realizes that this situation might be a bit dangerous, but he doesn't care that much. He is starving, so he decides it's a good idea to head to the kitchen.
"Hah!" he exclaims.
"Because there's no one here, I can have all the pizza I want, no one can stop me from eating this restaurant into the ground!"