[Suggested music: Freakazoid's end credits music.]

Voice Direction

Andrea Romano

Starring The Voices Of

Freakazoid - Paul Rugg, Akira Kamiya ('Neato Nihongo')

Dexter Douglas - David Kaufman

Steff Douglas - Tracy Rowe

Roddy MacStew - Craig Ferguson

The Announcer/Himself - Joe Leahy

The Huntsman, Lord Bravery - Jeff Bennett

Bo-Ron - Dan Castellaneta (taking over for the late Stan Freberg)

Freakazette - Cree Summer

Fan Boy - Curtis Armstrong (taking over for the late Stephen Furst)

Major Toby Danger - Michael Rosenbaum

The Lawn Gnomes - Alan Oppenheimer (Baffeardin), Tress MacNeille (Honna), Charlie Adler (Huska), Quinton Flynn (Quist)

Lord Bravery's singers - Rob Paulsen, Jeff Bennett, Randy Crenshaw

Gasigo Attendants - Jeff Bennett, Randy Crenshaw, Bob Joyce

Cave Guy - Jeff Bennett

Cobra Queen - Tress MacNeille

Longhorn - Maurice LaMarche

Candle Jack - Jeff Bennett

Vorn the Unspeakable - Richard Moll

Armando Gutierrez - Carlos Alazraqui (taking over for the late Ricardo Montalban)

The Lobe - Martin Jarvis (unless David Warner's willing to reprise)

Dr. Mystico - James Arnold Taylor (unless Tim Curry's feeling better)

The Booger Beast - Frank Welker (alternatively, Kevin Michael Richardson)

Waylon Jeepers - Jeff Bennett

Kensuke Aida - Scott Menville

Mayumi Yamagishi - Anndi McAfee

Shinji Ikari - Greg Cipes

Rei Ayanami - Grey DeLisle-Griffin

Asuka Langley Sohryu - Mae Whitman, YĆ«ko Miyamura ('Neato Nihongo')

Hikari Horaki - Hynden Walch

Toji Suzuhara - Jack DeSena

Nozomi Horaki - Tara Strong

Kodama Horaki - Grey DeLisle-Griffin

Toshio Aida* - Townsend Coleman

Marie Vincennes - Lacey Chabert

Mari 'Illustrious' Makinami - Kat Cressida

Mana Kirishima - Kari Wahlgren

Eiji Kirishima* - Phil Morris

Hideko Yamagishi* - Cathy Cavadini

Misato Katsuragi - Nicholle Tom

Ritsuko Akagi - Melissa Joan Hart

Ryoji Kaji - Rino Romano

Makoto Hyuga - Scott Grimes

Maya Ibuki - Danica McKellar

Shigeru Aoba - Wil Wheaton

Kozo Fuyutsuki - Malcolm McDowell

Hitomi Kaga - Iona Morris

Kaede Agano - Yvan Pham

Satsuki Ooi - Masasa Moyo

Aoi Mogami - Mindy Cohn

Pen-Pen - Frank Welker

Leiliel - Dee Bradley Baker (imitating Don Messick's Gleep and Gloop)

Yui Ikari - Lauren Tom

Kyoko Zeppelin Sohryu - Jennifer Hale

Naoko Akagi - Beth Broderick

Iwao Chiron*** - Maurice LaMarche (imitating Jackie Gleason)

Junji Sato*** - Rob Paulsen (imitating Don Knotts)

Gendo Ikari - Xander Berkeley (alternatively, Tom Kane-feel better, sir! Have a good rest and recovery!)

Lorenz Kihl - Mark Hamill

Various members of the SEELE council - Frank Welker, Jeff Bennett, Kevin Michael Richardson, Alan Oppenheimer, Corey Burton

Kaworu Nagisa/Tabris - Matthew Valencia

Bardiel - Frank Welker (in battle); Doug Lawrence (Plankton, Spongebob Squarepants)

Zeruel - Frank Welker (in battle); David Kaye (Lugnut, Transformers: Animated)

Shamshel - Suzanne Blakeslee

Arael - Steve Blum

Ramiel - Jeff Bennett (HARDAC, Batman: The Animated Series)

Armisael - Corey Burton (V.V. Argost, The Secret Saturdays)

Sandalphon - Johnny Hardwick (Dale Gribble, King of the Hill)

Sachiel - Khary Payton (Cyborg, Teen Titans Go!)

Iruel - Daran Norris (N-1, The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius)

Lilith - E.G. Daily

Adam - Keith David

Sgt. Mikio Kusagabe - Richard Epcar

R.O.D.D.Y. - Craig Ferguson

Ashley Douglas - Tara Strong

Boa-Magnon - Kimberly Brooks

The Whipster - Rachael MacFarlane

Rough Diamond - Kevin Michael Richardson

Two-Timer - Jim Cummings

Eye-Am-Shoot - Gilbert Gottfried

Nerdator II - Tom Kenny

Schlemiel, Angel of Fools - Billy West (imitating Curly Howard)

Himself, Paul Harvey, the Network Censor - Paul Rugg

The panel fans - Matt Mercer (Chrom cosplayer), Chris Sabat (Roronoa Zoro cosplayer), Crystal Scales (Yoruichi cosplayer), Tara Strong (non-costumed fan #1), Phil LaMarr (non-costumed fan #2), Janice Kawaye (Kikyo cosplayer), Max Mittleman (Saitama cosplayer)

Wakko Warner - Jess Harnell

The Brain - Maurice LaMarche

Herself, Omake #4 Asuka, Ryoko Subaru, Yoko Littner, Satella Harvenheit - Tiffany Grant

Shizuko Kaga - Mayim Bialik

Hedorah the Smog Monster - Phil LaMarr

Himself - Larry David

Themselves - The Overtones

Mr. Kinnis - Rob Paulsen (imitating Sam Kinison)

Takamura cosplayer - Eddie Frierson

Marth cosplayer - Spike Spencer

Himself - Bennett "BenettTheSage" White

The Goodfeathers - Frank Welker (the Godpigeon), John Mariano (Bobby), Chick Vennera (Pesto), Maurice LaMarche (Squit)

Barbara Streisand - Tress MacNeille

H.A. Futterman, Pip Pumphandle - Ben Stein

Dot Warner - Tress MacNeille

Salem Saberhagen - Nick Bakay

Himself - Doug "The Nostalgia Critic" Walker

'Mischievous Rei' - Sarah Silverman

'Nervous Rei' - Kate Micucci

'Irate Rei' - Rachel Bloom

Yakko Warner - Rob Paulsen

Spike Spiegel - Steve Blum

Svengoolie/Himself, Kerwyn - Rich Koz

Herself - Pam Grier

Burglar - Steve Blum

Himself - Azure Dragon of the East**

Captain Okita - Fred Tatasciore

Kodai, Sanada - Roger Craig Smith

Shima - Wil Wheaton

Ota, Nanbu - Mick Wingert

Mori - Grey Delisle-Griffin

Aihara, Analyzer - Dee Bradley Baker

Himself - Anthony Sullivan

Himself - "Weird Al" Yankovic

Baloney the Dinosaur - Jeff Bennett

Keiko, Rika - Ellyn Stern-Epcar

With Emmitt Nervend

And Weena Mercator (Mercatur?) as the Hopping Woman

* = My fanon addition.

** = Again, we collaborated on his 'appearance' in the story.

*** = Mike313 and OrionPax09's OCs from the Superwomen of EVA stories.

**Author's Note(s)**

As I went about writing this tale, it helped me if I pictured what kind of voices the characters would have for such an unorthodox crossover story. You'll note that many of the names here have lent their voices to a number of Warner Bros. animation-based projects over the years. Some of these were partly inspired by behindthevoiceactors user Troodon2's ideas (for the EVA side of things mainly, as he'd come up with a hypothetical late-90's/early-2000's EVA dub helmed by Andrea Romano-though I did change out some of his picks). So, how'd you like who I 'cast' or 'brought back'?