Palutena: varadi, do you think it's time?
Varadi: *with a cool eachoy talk because they' like, gods* instead of telling him lets through him off the map and watch him fall down to his not-death because...
Palutena: varadi do not do that when he returns he will cry on my nice shoes because he can't fly. Mee mee mee, no. *she said in her loudest god like scream
Pit: * wille crying* I had a dream that Varadi was going to throw me off the map! And you, lady Palutena you did not care for me.
Dark pit: push pit off the map, if you say so! *Dark pit said excitedly as he pushed pit off the map.
Pit: I never learned how to rea-ea-ead
Dark pit: are you satisfied with my care?
Also Dark pit:yes master Dark pit
Palutena: cringe * boots dark pit off the map opposite of pit*
Chapter 1 pit and camp 1
Pit: where am I?
Pit: uh lady paluteen… who was i talking about I don't remember and i don't care
ciron: ah you must be pit? Palutana told me you would arrive here in between the arch. Wow she was right
Pit:uh? Do you have any nectar aka the drink of the gods or whatever you call it?
Ciron:Well I see you're familiar with the gods?
Pit : I don't remember?
Ciron: you remind me of an old student. Jason. Ah well who is your godly parent?
Pit: lady palutena of course! Do I look like a dark angel that hits like a truck?
Ciron: sigh, we will build you a palutena caben
Pit: just for me?
Ciron: unless you know someone that's also a child of the light goddess
Pit: my concutions gone oh Dark Pit, he's my Evil clone that's not evil
Ciron: you have a wild imagination, I asked palutena if there were any others and she said...
Peet:who has 2 thumbs and loves hot springs? Literally anyone with 2 thumbs!
Ciron: you need to stay on topics
Calie: Wammmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy woomy owmmy that hert
perl:)hii i am pearl daughter of arrays famous for rapping and SCREEEEAAAAAAMMMMMIIIIINNNNGGGGG
Caerl: we from team half blood aka team chaos
Ciron: *mind blown intensifies* okay one to athena and one to ares
Pealie:bomb rush tar'tar'
Gema: by the power of waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I camand you to give me milk
I am gema launa HELLshado dauter of the waaa god
Ciron: explain what just happened one at a time, pit!
Pit: Dark pit pushed me out of sky world and i fell here
Ciron: there is no Dark Pit
something : watch?v=JO_5AYVRyPM (queue dark pit's theme)
Pit: who has two thumbs and…
Ciron:pit SHUT UP ABOUT HOT SPRINGS sorry inkling what happened here
Off the sisters:we were having splat fest and we chose half blood over what was it?
So any way we met our parents we are both half orphans by the way and they told us that we were demi gods and my godly parent is ares
Calie:yah and my godly parent is atheeeeeeena the god of arts and crafts *proseeds to turn camp half blood into 5 year olds birth day party* yyaaaaayyyyy
Ash ketchum:hi my name is ach i mean ash and my daddy is brock so ishould not be here *proceeds to leav*
Sakari:i am the oracle of kirb *eyes start so glow* you will find posidan"s botton an it will be much bigger than yours
Pearlie alone: Sounds too political for me noggin mmmmmmm.
Calie alone: can i decorate the viecal?
The oracle of kirb: you must sail in the fuchsia boat. Is decorated good and made to float .i bet you_need flex tape new rambo sparkle edition
Calie: i have one of those...
But i will use the my car ok lets go to the boat
Phil swift: by the power of flex tape i sawdis boat in half
Calie: super glitery rambow flex tape
Flill s:like it kid woud u like me to come on your jorney ?
Pit: of corse oh god of tape
Ok let go
Phill: hey any one want a pillswifty cheese steak
All but phill:No moran * proceeds to through of of broken boat
calie : my husbando fell in :(*prceeds to cry like someone whose husband got thrown in wooder*
pit : calie ididnot know that you were philadelphia and knew how to read is it just me that does not
Callie: actually i'm from a calamari county which is what used to be Delaweer the no tax land in the human world.
Pit: okay let us continue
Alec from lego store:the scuttler is on sale this week
Guinea pigs are epik
pit :Aw i wanted that set
Calie bob rush
Calie: no worst day ever my hubando died because he can't swim and now i can't sing bomb rush...
Calie thats it you are a jiggaly main
Peal: yes anything but that kid who goes to the sleepover and cries all night until their parent come.
Mariena's voice: but pearly i am afraed you still are that kid and your are 21 old
Piut: Now that ta conversatin's over letsa go