Asleep at the Horse
A parody

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Is it me or do all my parodies get more and more obscure?

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Riding home to be with you
The ranch is dividing, the castle's in view
As usual, I'm almost on time
You're the last thing that's on my mind
I could tell you how I feel remorse
But tonight is the night that I fell asleep at the hourse

No commotion, no startled "neighs"
Most of it's over before I awake
From Epona's butt, fecal matter plops
While she trotted then suddenly stops
The limpness of me and the force of her halt-
I flip over and do a face-fault
You guessed it, I land in the poo of course
'Cause tonight is the night I fell asleep at the hourse

Rubberneck Gorons and Kokori regale
And poor little Malon the ranch owner gal
Standing around laughing like hell,
Heard some idiot ask how I smell
With Din's Fire I tried to burn it off
I wish i could punch them with incredable force
'Cause tonight is the night I fell asleep at the horse

I guess it's over now
'Cause I've never seen so much
Never seen so much, never seen so much
I guess it's over now
'cause I've never seen so much
Never seen so much, never seen so much
Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung

In all the confusion, there's nothing serene
I ride off and leave this humiliating scene
Now I'm knocking, and I'm coming in,
You ask me why I smell like a garbage bin,
I can just give you a sheepish grin
It's a long story
You're the last thing on my mind
You're the last thing on my mind
You're the last thing on my mind
You're the last thing on my....

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!