Pre-Story Author's Note

Hello again! My name is hasapi. Nope, no Caps. Anyway, this is my latest story. It's primarily humor, so don't be offended at anything I say in here. I'm basically taking all the clichés that I don't much like and putting all of them together while at the same time attempting to make it humorous. This is not meant to offend anyone and I apologize if it does so. I am simply looking for humor here. :D

This is primarily humor, with plot help from PhoenixRae. If you haven't read her fics, you should. She writes mainly Draco/Ginny, although she does have some Draco/Hermione and recently a Harry/Hermione. Okay, so maybe after she reads this she won't want to be associated with it, seeing how ridiculous it is, but whatever.

I write mainly Draco/Hermione, although I have recently been writing a lot of Draco/Ginny. I also write Harry/Pansy and Ginny/Neville (although for the latter I haven't posted any yet).

Okay, I'm writing this thing, and it's kind of getting more ridiculous by the minute… Er, yeah… So, don't read it unless you're sure you can take it. And I don't really think that PhoenixRae will want to be associated with it. Nope. I don't think so.

Rating: PG-13 (I really, really mean it here!)

Disclaimer to apply for all chapters: This story is based on characters and situations created and owned by JK Rowling, various publishers including but not limited to Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books and Raincoast Books, and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.