"This Is Wizardry"

A Harry Potter Parody to "This is Halloween" from Nightmare Before Christmas

By AbRaCaDaBrA

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(When not written, a jumble of students and professors are singing.)

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Boys and girls of magical skill

Wouldn't you like to see something swell?

Come with us and you will see

This, our school of wizardry

This is wizardry, this is wizardry

Armor walks in the dead of night

This is wizardry, this is wizardry

Teach the class 'til the first-years gonna get it right

Cast the spells, one, two, three!

In our school of wizardry

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Professor Snape:

I am the one that the Gryffindors dread

Teach Potions and soon seeing red

I am the one lurking under the stairs

Sallow skin and greasy black hair

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This is wizardry, this is wizardry

Magically, wonderfully, incredibly, visibly

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Ghosts in Great Hall:

In this Hall we call home

Everyone sings to the strange school song

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In this school, don't we love it now

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

Round than corner, man

Holding up a trashcan,

Peeves is waiting there to pounce and hear you SCREAM!

This is wizardry

Snakes and owls and lizard tea

Aren't you glad?

Well, that's just fine!

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Madame Hooch:

Mount your broom, send it high

Play some Quidditch in the sky

Ride with the Snitch in the House matches

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Cast the spells, one, two, three!

In our school of wizardry

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Professor McGonagall:

I am the cat with the glasses on my face

First a feline, now a woman of grace!

I am the teacher of changing things

Bats to rats to rats with wings

I am the professor with the grading quill

Filling your reports with my own skill

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This is wizardry, this is wizardry

Magically, incredibly, amazingly, can't you see?

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Fred and George:

For a good time, we both thinks

Life's no fun without a good jinx

That's our job, but we're not mean

In this school of wizardry

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In this school, don't we love it now?

Everyone's waiting for the next surprise

Headmaster Dumbledore surely isn't a bore

He'll squeal like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!

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This is wizardry, everybody scream!

Won't you please make way for a very special guy?

Dumbledore is king of the faculty

Everyone hail to the Headmaster, now!

This is wizardry, this is wizardry,

Magically, peculiarly, marvellously, fantastically

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In this Hall we call home

Everyone hail to the strange school song.

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"Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please..."

WHEE!!