Batman and Joker

Chapter 1: Is it love?

"Why do you want to kill me?"

Laughs "I-I don't wanna kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, No, No...No you complete me"

"Your a clown who kills for money"

"No don't talk like one of them. Your not! Even if you'd like to be. To them your a freak like me. I need you right now. When they don't, they'll cast you out like a leper. You see, their morals, their's a bad joke that we've dropped at the first sign of trouble. They are only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you. When the chips are down, these are...these civilized people...they'll eat each other. See I'm not a monster...I'm just ahead of the curve. You think that'll save you?"

"I have one rule"

"Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth"

"Which is?"

"The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules..."

Why did he tell me all that?

"Ah. Come on...come on I want you to do it come on! Come on...come on...come on...come on I want you do it...come on...hit me...come on...HIT ME! HIT ME!"

Why did he not run me over?

"Ah you made it, I'm so thrilled. Where's the detonator?"

"Maybe they should stop this fighting"

"Always we miss the fireworks"


"And here we...go"


"What were you trying to prove? That deep down you never were as subtly as you think? your alone!"

"Can't rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself don't we? That's okay, I came prepared. It's a funny world we live in, speaking of which, wanna know how I got these scars?"

"No but I know how you got THESE"

(Joker gets thrown off the building but gets saved)

" just couldn't let me go could you? This is what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object. You...truly are incorruptible aren't you? Huh? Huh? You won't kill me out of some misplaced sense of self-righteousness and I...won't kill you because your just too much fun. I think you and I are destined to do this forever"

Are we?