Kaira-chan: Hello, and welcome to, 'It's All My Damned Hikari's Fault."

Yami Kaira: It is...

Kaira-chan: What?? What's my fault?

Yami Kaira: That I have to sit here bored out of my skull.

Kaira-chan: JUST BE GLAD I LET YOU BE A MUSE!!

Yami Kaira: O_O wow, are you ever....bitchy today...

Kaira-chan: Just doin' my job.

Yami Kaira: Which would be....?

Kaira-chan: Um...getting on peoples nerves?

Yami Kaira: In that case your damned good at your job...

Kaira-chan: *Hits her upside the head* Neways, I got inspiration for this story when talking to by friend Ishtar-chan. We were arguing who was better, Yami or Marik, and she said Yami is a little pussy, and I said Marik was a loser who lost to a little pussy, and then we deducted that the reason the Yami's are all losers are because of there Hikari's. Sorry of the chapters are a little really short and if everyone's out of character. Also, I don't really know what genre this is. Can someone tell me? Sometimes its comedy, but other times it ain't, and I don't want to put it as comedy because of those parts O_o.

Yami Kaira: It was suppose to be comedy, but apparently, Little Miss Can't-write-a-decent-fic-to-save-her-life-here can only write comedy when its for school and not suppose to be comedy...

Kaira-chan: Shut up. Oh yeah, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. But I do own this fic.

Yami Kaira: Why? 'CAUSE WE SAID SO!!

Kaira-chan: And I wrote it.....

Yami Kaira: Yeah...that too...

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"C'mon Pharaoh! Have a drink!" Bakura yelled out.

"I don't think I will..." The Pharaoh said quietly.

"C'mon buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddy! You used to be the biggest drunk outta all of ush!" Marik grinned, pushing a beer towards Yami.

"Really. I don't think I should," Yami said, regarding the beer cautiously, like it might force itself down his throat any moment.

"Loosen up! You weren't so goody before that Yugi kid showed up."

"Well, maybe just one..."

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Kaira-chan: I know. Short. My muse is longer then that.

Yami Kaira: Hell, your disclaimer is longer then that.

Kaira-chan: No not really........

Yami Kaira: Shut up.....

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