Chibi Okami ~ I got this idea because I babysit a 3 and yr old, and then I have a 7 yr sister. So I know little kids pretty good I think, and I was wondering, what would Inu-Yasha do if he had to watch one? This is gonna be fun . . . hehehe . . . poor Inu-Chan! I am so mean . . . hehehe . . .

Disclaimer ~ I do not own Inu-Yasha I do not live in Japan, I am not the richest woman in Japan, either. My name is not Rumico or Tkahashi, I am not even Japanese. I have not even made a manga (Though I am starting one!) much less made a whole bunch that were funny and popular and then turned into Japanese anime, heck, I can't even speak Japanese very well (I know a little). Any one getting the idea I don't own the best anime ever?


Chapter One ~ Fighting a Four-Year Old Will Get You Nowhere

Inu-Yasha held the Tetsusiaga in hand and thrust it down at the witch hovering in the air in front of him. She dodged and laughed. If at all possible, she was even uglier when she laughed then when she was just looking at you. Her wrinkles deepened and the wart on her forehead was squished her long nose could have been the beak of a bird's and the short lady didn't even reach 3 feet high.

"You think that you can actually hit me with that demon sword?" She looked up at Inu-Yasha and Kagome. The others were at Keade's village still. They had decided to stay behind and catch up later because Kirara and Shippo had eaten something strange and were not feeling well, so it was only Inu-Yasha and Kagome to fight the witch. Kagome fitted an arrow into the bow string and let the arrow fly.

The witch easily dodged it once again she was about to laugh at their attempts once again but was stopped by a cry. She gasped the word 'baby' and started to take off. Inu-Yasha lashed at her from behind and the lady turned around and pointed a finger into his face. "I have to go get baby! I will deal with you later!"

"Hag, forget about the baby! Deal with me, NOW!" Inu-Yasha stared down the witch.

"I bet you have no idea how hard it is to watch a baby, you half dog freak!"

"You must be a 100 years old and the best come back you have is, 'half dog freak'?" Inu-Yasha smirked. "I have heard worse, way worse."

"No! This is my come back watch your own kid!" Light flowed over her fingertips. She aimed and let the light drift and wrap itself around Kagome. Inu-Yasha watched helplessly. He stared at Kagome but he couldn't move. He wanted to jump and save her from whatever the witch was doing to her, but he couldn't. He could only watch and it hurt him to think that she might die and all he did was watch.

The light flowed off of Kagome and she fell to the ground unconscious. It seemed as though nothing had happened, but he was sure something did, or would happen to Kagome. There was another cry in the distance and the witch flew off to her baby. Inu-Yasha ran to Kagome's side.

He looked up at the witch's disappearing form as she flew off, but quickly turned his gaze back to Kagome. In her place laid a small girl, about the age of four. She wore overalls and a pink shirt underneath them. On her feet were no shoes and her black hair was pull up into two pigtails. Inu-Yasha instantly began to wonder where Kagome was, but then he caught her sent and looked down. The small girl WAS Kagome!

Inu-Yasha didn't know what to do; he just looked down at the girl in shock as she opened her eyes. She yawned and stretched, but once she looked up into golden eyes, she let out a cry. "PUPPY!"

Inu-Yasha jumped three feet into the air as the small girl's hands flung up and gripped two ears on top of his head. Inu-Yasha dropped to the ground as she tugged the dog demon's ears this way and that. Inu-Yasha was on his stomach in surprise and the girl jumped onto his back. Soon, instead of his ears, he felt his hair being tugged at. Inu-Yasha cried out in pain as his head was wrenched backwards time after time.

"Puppy has such pretty hair!" She whipped out a Barbie brush from her pocket and wasted no time in sticking it into the hanyou's hair. She ripped the brush through his hair and halfway through, the brush stopped. The four year old Kagome murmured something about puppy having a rat in his hair. She stood up on Inu-Yasha's back and gripped the Barbie brush in hand. She planted her feet into Inu-Yasha's back and yanked with all her might. There was a rip sound and a howl. Kagome flew backwards. She landed a foot or so from Inu-Yasha. Inu-Yasha sat up, tears in his eyes from pain. He gripped the back of his head and gritted his teeth.

Kagome looked at the brush - in the bristles there was a large wad of pure white hair. Kagome hid the brush behind her back and smiled warmly at the dog demon. Her smile was met with a yell. "WHAT IN THE SEVEN HELLS DO YOU THINK THAT YOU WERE DOING!?!?!"

"You had a rat in you hair." Tears formed in the rims of Kagome's eyes and she let them fall. "I was only trying to help."

Inu-Yasha instantly regretted yelling at her. He down at her and let out a sigh. He picked her up into his arms and rocked her. "Shhh, don't cry. I didn't mean it. I am sorry." He hated it when Kagome cried, even as a kid, he really hated it when she cried.

She instantly perked up. "So puppy forgives Kagome?" The tears were no longer in her eyes and a smile reached up to her ears.

"Yes puppy forgives Kagome - WAIT! I AM NOT PUPPY! MY NAME'S INU- YASHA! NOT PUPPY!" Inu-Yasha caught what he was saying and corrected himself by yelling at Kagome.

Tears once again formed in her eyes and she looked up at him from his arms. "Kagome is sorry. Does pupp- Inu-Yasha forgive Kagome?"

Inu-Yasha sighed. "Sure."

"YAY!" She jumped from his arms and looked up at him. "I have a question! Will Inu-Chan answer my question?"

Inu-Yasha mentally hit himself, she just didn't learn, he was Inu- Yasha! Not Inu-Chan! He decided to forget he heard it. "What is it?"

"What is hell? You sad there were seven of them when you yelled at me for pulling you hair." Inu-Yasha's face went pale. He couldn't just tell her it was where people burned in eternal fire because they did something wrong in life - the poor kid would be scared stiff! All he needed was the kid not sleeping at night. He decided to go for the easy way out. "Ask your parents."


"Cause it isn't my place to tell you."


"Why what?"

"Why isn't it your place?"

"Cause I am not your parent."


"Because I didn't have you as a baby! So I am not your parent!"


"Are we done?"



"Cause I have another question."

"Oh god."

"Where do babies come from?" Inu-Yasha's previously pale face turned beat red. "I wanna know so I can have a baby, too! They are so cute! Maybe you could be the daddy!" Inu-Yasha went from a dark pink to a cherry red.

"N-no we can't - you can't . . ." He stuttered.

"Why? I wanna!"

"We just can't -"


"Ask your parents!"

"But I was asking you!"

"Listen! I am not gonna tell you!"

"But I wanna know!"


"B-but I want you to tell me . . ." Tears formed in her eyes once again.

"Okay, I'll give you a doll if you just shut-up!"

"UM UM UUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! You're not supposed to say that word! I'll tell your mommy on you!"


"You said a bad word!"

"A bad word? I DIDN'T!"

"Yes you did!"

"What did I say?"

"I can't say the word!"

"Then how am I supposed to know what not to say?"

"You just do!"

"I do not! You have to tell me!"



"You'll tell mommy on me!"

"I will not!"



"Cause you are a boy!"

"What does that have to do with anything?"

"Boys can't be trusted!"

"Sure they can! You're being sexist!"

"Um, what is s-e-x?" She said the word slowly and carefully. Inu- Yasha once again went red. Obviously she forgot the 'ist'.

"Ask your parents."

"I don't wanna!"

"Well, just do it!"

"I wanna hear why from you!"

"Well, you are not gonna!"

"Yes I am!"

"No, you are not!"

"Tell me!"








"YES! YES! YES!" She stuck out her tongue.

"NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" Inu-Yasha stuck out his tongue, also.

"YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" She once again stuck her tongue at the hanyou.

"NO times fifty!"

"Yes times ONE HUNDRED!"


"YES TIMES NINE-HUNDRED NINETY-NINE!" She smirked. Inu-Yasha growled.


"WELL, Well, um, well, um, what is Infinity?" She scratched her head.

"The highest number ever." Inu-Yasha had a smug look on his face.

"Drat!" Kagome knew she had lost.

"HAHAHA!" He stuck out his tongue and laughed at her.

"FINE! I DON'T CARE!" She turned her back to him. "Well, you can't be . . . you can't be ... *gasp* YOU CAN'T BE IN MY CLUB!"

"Huh? What club?"

"MY CLUB! And NO boys OR dogs allowed! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T BE IN IT!"


"That's right. Now go away. I have club stuff to do!"

"I am not going anywhere!"

"You better!"


"Cause if you don't, I'll cry!"

"Is that the worst you can do?"


"OHH! I am soooo scared!" Inu-Yasha pretended to hide behind a bush.


"Well, I am not!"

"Why? Aren't you afraid of what your mommy'll do to you?"

"I have no mommy!"

"Huh? How can you have no mommy?"

"She died."

"Oh . . . I am sorry."

"I don't care." Just then Inu-Yasha looked down to see Kagome hugging his legs. He was surprised but she said something. "I'll be your mommy then. Everyone needs a mommy."

Inu-Yasha had to smile. He then looked up at the sky. It was getting dark, they had to make camp and then tomorrow he would have to go and find that hag and make her change Kagome back.

"Come on, time for bed." Inu-Yasha told the kid Kagome.

"But I am not tired!"

"Sure you are." Inu-Yasha just wanted her to get to sleep so he could have some peace and quiet for a few minuets.

"But I am not! Will you tell me a story?


Chibi Okami ~ I hope you liked it please review! This is gonna be a short story - I estimate three or four chaps. Well, they are going to be longer chaps (probably not longer than this, but longer than my regular chaps - 3 pg this one was 7) well I had so much fun writing this! So please REVIEW! So I can update sooner! Now go and REVIEW!