Screen Title: #VillainsUnite: #Wade #Ryder #Evan #George #Grant #Richard #Alexa #Tori #Jade
The story starts off with Wade Collins (from the iCarly episode iRocked the Vote) walking up to a cell where Ryder, Evan, the rival babysitting service, and Alexa are
Ryder: Who are you?
Wade: I'm Wade Collins!
Evan: Didn't you appear on iCarly?
Wade: Yes. I hate those hobnockers! Especially Sam.
Grant: We hate her too.
Richard: With all of our heart.
Alexa: So what are you doing here?
Wade: I'm here to bail you out.
Wade: To get revenge on Sam. I know she has a roommate named Cat.
Evan: Yeah, she does.
Wade: Well let's kidnap her for revenge.
Ryder: I like that.
After Wade bails them out, they are outside
Richard: We're free.
Alexa: Watch out Sam & Cat!
George: Here comes revenge!
Wade: Sweet, sweet revenge!
We now cut to Apartment #22, Cat is putting her purse on
Sam: Cat where you going?
Cat: To the mall. Tori invited me to go shopping with her.
Sam: Oh how nice of her.
Sam: Have fun.
Sam: Hope she doesn't get mangled at the sale.
We cut back to Wade and the other criminals
Wade: Did you send the text?
Ryder: Yep. I made it look like it was send from her friend Tori.
Evan: She's going to land right in our trap.
Alexa: And that's when we take her to an abandoned house and trap her in the basement.
Grant hears Cat coming
Grant: Shh, she's coming.
They all go hide; Cat sees a $5 bill and of course she didn't notice the trap
Cat: Oh a $5 bill. Sweet. This must be my lucky day.
Cat grabs the bill but as she does, she gets sprayed by knock out gas
George: It worked.
Wade: Put her in my car.
Richard and Evan drags Cat to Wade's car
Alexa: Sleep tight Cat. Literally.
They drive off
Back with Sam; the doorbell goes off
Sam: Who could that be?
Sam opens the door and it's Jade and Tori
Jade: Hi Sam.
Sam: Hey. How was the sale?
Tori: What sale?
Cat: The one you texted Cat. She said you send her a text about a sale at the mall.
Tori: I didn't send her anything.
Jade: And there is no sale at the mall.
Sam: Well who could have send Cat the text?
Sam's phone goes off
Tori: Is that Cat?
Sam: No it's some random number. (Sam answers it) Hello?
Wade: Hello Samantha Puckett!
Sam: Wade Collins?!
Wade: That's right you hobnocker! I'm back and I kidnapped your roommate.
Jade: You kidnapped Cat.
Sam: What do you mean you kidnapped Cat?
Wade: I teamed up with some of your enemies and we captured Cat.
Alexa: And now she's locked up in a basement at an abandoned house!
Sam: GIVE ME BACK MY CAT!
Ryder: And good luck finding her!
Evan: Cause you won't!
Wade: Sweat on that hobnocker!
Sam: This is bad.
Tori: Who was that?
Sam: Wade Collins. He's an enemy of Carly, Freddie and mine.
Jade: Is he the guy that calls everyone a hobnocker?
Sam: Yes. And he teamed up with Ryder, Evan, our rival babysitter service, and Alexa.
Tori: Poor Cat. We got to save her.
Jade: We don't know where she is, Vega.
Sam: They said they have Cat hostage in an abandoned house.
Sam: Near Aloha Burger, there are 3 abandoned houses.
Jade: How do you know?
Sam: Back in March of 2014, when Dice got kidnapped by Nora, Cat and I went to ask Nevel for help. He told us about the abandoned houses.
Tori: So if we look at those abandoned houses, then we'll find Cat?
Jade: Good. Let's roll.
Tori: Hang in there, Cat.
Cat is trapped at the bottom of a well in the same abandoned house from #SuperPsycho
Cat: Hello? I'm getting hungry.
Wade: Hello Cat.
Evan: Having fun down there?
Cat: Can I get something to eat?
Richard: We'll get you something to eat.
Cat: Whatever food you got. Pizza, tuna. I just need something to eat.
Ryder hands down a basket with toothpaste and a toothbrush
Ryder: Look in the basket.
Cat: Toothpaste? You expect me to eat toothpaste?
Evan: It puts the toothpaste in their teeth, if it wants food.
Wade: It puts the toothpaste in their teeth, if it wants food.
Cat: Who's it?
Alexa: You're it!
Cat: I have a name you know.
George: It puts the toothpaste in their teeth! Or else it gets the pillow again!
Cat: I'm not putting this toothpaste on my teeth.
Grant: That tears it!
Grant throws a pillow down the well; a camera shot shows 6 pillows down there
Cat: You realize you're wasting pillows right?
Evan: You listen to us Caterina!
Wade: If you don't put that toothpaste in your mouth, we're gonna...
Evan: Crud someone's at the door.
Ryder: I'll go see.
Ryder is now wearing a disguise and opens the door with Tori Vega on the other side. He uses a deep voice so Tori doesn't recognize him
Ryder: Hello girl. How can I help you?
Tori: Hi I was wondering.. Have you seen my friend Cat Valentine?
Tori: Are you sure?
Ryder: Wait is she the girl who has red hair and psychological problems?
Ryder: Never heard of her.
Ryder closes the door
Tori: Better go check the next house.
Ryder: Before you go, wanna check out my basement?
Tori: Sure. This is a cool place you got here.
They walk down to the basement and Tori is thrown down the well
Cat: Tori are you okay?
Tori: Yeah. It's a good thing I landed on these pillows.
Ryder has his disguise off
Ryder: Well, well, well, if it isn't Tori Vega.
Ryder: Yeah we're back.
Evan: And we got a new partner.
Tori: You're that Wade Collins guy?
Wade: And you and your friends are a bunch of hobnockers!
Cat: I don't even know you.
Wade: You're Sam's roommate.
Wade: So I kidnapped you for revenge.
Ryder: And we threw Tori down as well.
George: How does payback feel?
Cat: Tori thanks for trying to save me.
Tori: It's fine. Sam and Jade are at the other abandoned houses so they should be here soon.
Just then the doors burst open revealing Sam and Jade
Wade: Samantha Puckett!
Ryder: What a lovey surprise.
Sam: Let Cat and Tori go right now and you might walk out of here alive.
Richard: Why don't we all fight!
Cat and Tori gasp
Jade: You really want to fight?
Evan: Yes. If you win, Cat and Tori may go free.
Ryder: But if we win.
Wade: In the pit you go!
Cat: Be careful!
Tori: There's no food down here!
Cat: Just pillows.
Ryder: So you ready to battle?
Sam: You ready to die?
Alexa: Oh we won't be injured.
Grant: We've been in prison for a few months.
George: Working out!
Richard: Lifting weights!
Ryder: Getting stronger!
Evan: And angrier.
Wade: And what has Sam been up to? Oh babysitting!
Sam: Dang, that's so true.
Ryder: Let's go!
Sam and Jade dodged the kick and they start fighting
Jade: Take this you hobnockers!
Sam whips out her butter sock and hits Wade with it
Sam: This is for lying to us! This is for being a rude ass person! This is for calling us hobnockers! And this is for CAT!
Cat: Are they winning?
Tori: I think so.
Sam and Jade have defeated Wade, Ryder, Even, the rival babysitting service, and Alexa
Jade: Are you two okay?
Cat: We're fine.
Tori's dad comes to arrest the villains
Tori: What's going to happen to them?
Mr. Vega: Oh they kidnapped you and Cat. Also this one calls everyone hobnockers. I'm deporting them all the way to Australia.
Sam and Jade: Ha ha.
The villains grow as Mr. Vega takes them to his police car
Cat: Thanks for saving us.
Sam: You're welcome Cat.
Jade: You would have done the same for us.
Cat: Can we head back to our apartment?
Back at Apartment #22
Tori: Those people are insane.
Sam: Carly, Freddie, and I hated doing that video for Wade. He's such a hobnocker.
Jade: What is a hobnocker?
Sam whispers it into Jade's ear
Jade: Ew that's gross.
Sam: And illegal.
Cat: I'm glad your dad deported them to Australia.
Tori: Yeah, me too.
Dice suddenly walks in
Dice: I won my basketball tournament. (They look at him) Did I miss something?
Sam: We'd like to tell you but we're out of time. (4th wall break)
Note: This story kind of serves as a sequel to the iCarly episode iRocked the Vote as Wade is shown getting his revenge
Note #2: This is also a sequel to my stories "Ryder and Evan's Revenge" and "Dice Gets Kidnapped"
Note #3: Dice has an extremely minor role since he doesn't appear until the last few seconds of the story
Note #4: This is theoretically a Victorious + Sam & Cat crossover since there is only one iCarly character appearing in the story (2 if including Sam) and there are 4 Victorious stars appearing (5 if including Cat)