Bakura's Journal

By Liz

I wrote this one for Chibazoo's fanfic contest! WEEE!! ^_^

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My hikari told me I should write in a journal. Something about "Enhancing my abilities to write in Japanese" or whatever. Fine, fine! So my Japanese isn't to good! Why do you think I'm writing in Egyptian! Hahaha!

Yes...my hikari will not be pleased...

I suppose I should start writing...something...

I know! I'll talk about the stupid Pharaoh and his stupid hikari. Why won't they let me steal the puzzle! It's not like they need it! I have much better uses for it then to just wear around my neck. With the Sennen Puzzle I shall rule the world! Hahaha!

Excuse me while I cackle evilly...

Ah yes! World domination! Something else you should be pleased to hear! I am close, so close! Yes, so close, yes. Gold objects pretty...yes. I have two, and the Pharaoh has one I need! Malik won't give me his pretty gold object until I give him some card or something. How does he expect to achieve world domination with three pathetic duel monster cards?

Malik scares me sometimes...

Me! Me! Of all people!

I should rephrase that. Nothing scares me! Malik just...kinda...ah hell...he scares me.

My hikari just walked in the room.

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What does he want? Look Ryou! I'm writing in the thing now go away!

Slowly...yes...he's gone! Hehehe...he has no idea what I'm doing...

...what am I doing anyway?

World domination...ah yes! I should tell you my new plan to steal shiny gold items from certain spiky-haired pharaohs!

First I will need to distract him! Yes, distraction! Maybe I should kidnap his hikari! No, too dangerous, would be dead in a second. I could sacrifice my hikari, yes! Then the ransom would be the puzzle! I am a genius!

Ah, but then again...I could just steal it.

Something is ringing! It is interrupting my plans! What is it? What!? What!?

My hikari is telling me to pick up the phone. What is a phone? Is it that thing where you press buttons and little people appear on the tiny box? Hmm...I would pick that up but it looks rather heavy...

Ring...

Ring...

Ring!

RING!

AH! I can't take it anymore! Where is this "phone"?

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The ringing just stopped. What happened? Did someone pick up the phone? But the box thing is still here...

Ryou just walked in again. I think he's mad at me for not picking up the phone. Hey! It's not my fault you didn't teach me what a phone was!

Oh, now he's telling me to do my math homework. Okay, fine! I'll do my math homework! Just because Ryou doesn't think I'll be able to do it!

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This doesn't look easy.

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Tell me again why I decided to go to school with my hikari?

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And that since I'm going to this "school" I should know what a phone is!

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Damn. What does "Absolute Value" mean? I swear we didn't talk about this in that stupid place my hikari calls "Math Class".

Ryou's laughing at me. He knows I can't do it! AH!

I will go strangle my hikari now...

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There, that shut him up. Now where was I? Ah yes. I was throwing the math homework out the window! Goodbye!

I think I just hit someone.

Nah, it's okay. It was just Jounouchi. Ah ha! Another topic for my journal thing: The stupidity of my hikari's friends.

Jounouchi is one of the dumber ones. He couldn't even dodge the homework and book that I threw out the window. You have to be an idiot (or blind) to have not seen that! Well...Jounouchi is blonde.

Who's next? I know! That girl. The one with the brown hair. I don't know her name and I really don't care what it is. I haven't seen much of her, other than that one time when I trapped everyone's souls into their favorite cards. If I could have just killed her right then and there...

Ryou has weird friends.

After that girl...there's a guy...who has brown hair. Don't care to know his name either, but apparently he has a strange fascination with Jounouchi's sister who's name I don't care to know either. Well, this makes Jounouchi mad so...go guy with brown hair!

Well then...back to the pharaoh's hikari. His name's Yuugi right? Oh well, who cares. That kid will not let me take his puzzle! Die Yuugi!

To sum up Ryou's friends in one word...I would pick: DUMB.

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I can hear Jounouchi yelling from outside the window...maybe I should throw something heavier. That bookcase will do!

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He shut up.

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I think he's dead.

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Yeah! Go me! I killed Ryou's friend.

Aw crap! He's yelling again! Was that not enough for you?

Maybe I should go out there...

Ryou's awake. How do I know this? He stopped me. HE stopped ME from going outside and beating the living crap out of Jounouchi for not dying.

My day's just getting better and better.

He's questioning me.

Yes Ryou...no Ryou...Of course Ryou...Me? Ryou!...Why don't you, Ryou?

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Hikari's are worthless...

But then again it is fun to say "MY Hikari"

It gives you a warm feeling inside...

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I did not just write that.

Where's that thing you use to get rid of mistakes? An "eraser"?

Whatever. As long as no one reads this, I'm okay.

I feel dirty for writing that. Must go scrub self clean.

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Okay.

Is that Jounouchi yelling again? Wait...I hear two voices! Let's listen.

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Okay...it's Jounouchi alright. Hehe...still complaining about the bookcase.

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Is that Ryou!? Uh oh. Umm...maybe this is where I start running...

He's coming up the stairs.

EEK!

Did I just scream like a girl?

Well, my hikari can be very intimidating!

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I did not just write that too.

What in the name of Ra is wrong with me?

AH! He just kicked open the door!

These are probably going to be my last words!

Umm...what to say? I will have my revenge Pharaoh!

That was bad. Um...AH! He's got me! HELP!

I'm dead. Goodbye.

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Liz: So, what did you think?

Yami: You insulted me.

Liz: No, BAKURA insulted you.

Yami: Hmph.

Liz: -_-;; Anyways R&R!!