Downtime By Lauren Metal

Okay, fair warning, this was written on little to no sleep and it's supposed to make much sense! It's entertaining though, I promise!

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"I'm bored, Kim."

"Me too, Carlos."

"What should we do?"

"I dunno. Sit here?"

"You hungry?"

"I ate."

"Wanna get coffee?"

"Too hot."

"God, why aren't we getting any calls?"

"Slow day."

"You sure the radio isn't broken?"

"God Carlos, What is this, 20 questions?"

"Maybe, you got a better idea?"


"Ever had sex in the back of a bus?"





"With you?"

"Um...I meant in general."


"It'd be fun."

"I bet."

"I'm still bored."


"Yes, Kim."

"Can we have sex now?"

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"Carlos, did you fail kindergarten?"

"Funny, Alex, but no."

"You sure? Your shirt's buttoned wrong, genius."

"Oh man."

"And what's with your hair, Kim?"

"Bad hair day."

"I've got a brush, if ya."


"You guys bored? Slow day."

"We've kept ourselves occupied."

"How? Cause you know I'm damn bored too."

"I don't think Doc'd be interested."


"Definitely not."

"Come on, Kim. I think the bus is calling our name."

"Why the hell'd you guys wanna sit in there when you could socialize with me?"

"Sorry Taylor you just don't rate."

"Why not Nieto?"

"Unless you are into threesomes, if the bus is a rocking, don't come a knocking."

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"Doc, I'm bored."

"Tell me something I don't know, Alex."

"Kim and Carlos are having sex."


"In the back of the bus."

"Please tell me you are joking."

"No can do."


"Yeah, beyond barfy."

"Not to mention it's against all sorts of rules."

"At least they are having fun.."

"They better not break anything back there."

"Ah the joys of rough sex!"

"Jealous of Kim?"

"Not 'cause she's with Nieto, if that's what you mean."

"Ah, at least they're getting some, right."

"Been a while?"

"You could say that.You?"

"Are you coming on to me Doc?"

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"Shut up, Boz."

"I'm bored."

"Thanks for stating the obvious."

"Entertain me?"

"Entertain you?"


"How do you propose I do that, huh?"

"I dunno. You're smart, figure something out."

"Smart huh?"

"Yeah. Be creative."

"What the hell am I supposed to do, Bosco? Take of my shirt and do a little striptease on the hood of the RMP?"


"You're sick Bosco, you know that, right?"

"I think the word is horny."

"Yeah, well, that too."

"But you still love me."

"Love you?"


"Okay, you know what Bos?"

"No, what?" "I'm horny too!"

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"How come Bos and Faith get to get freaky on duty?"

"Get freaky?"

"It's not fair, Sully. I wanna piece of ass too."

"Stop whining, Davis."

"What are you gonna do? Bound and gag me?"

" wish!"

"Your handcuffs or mine, my man?"

"Okay, please tell me you're joking.."

"Geez, I don't know why everyone thinks I swing that way."

"You don't?"

"I DON'T."

"Good, cause you aren't the quite the fling I had in mind for tonight."


"Yeah, um, your mom's looking pretty hot these days."

"Did you just say my mom?"

"'s not like I haven't done her before."