EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT
TOMMY, a boy wearing a skull mask, rings the doorbell. It is
answered by LINDSEY, a girl wearing a jack-o'-lantern mask.
Tommy holds open an empty pillowcase.
Trick or treat.
Lindsey drops a container of Tic Tacs into the pillowcase.
Tommy takes the Tic Tacs out and hands the pillowcase to
Lindsey as she steps out of the house and he walks in,
shutting the door. She rings the doorbell, and he answers.
Trick or treat.
Tommy drops the Tic Tacs into the pillowcase.
Halloween is so boring now that
real trick-or-treating is canceled!
At least we get to stay up late.
The ground starts shaking.
Oh no! Earthquake!
CAP'N CRUNCH'S ship erupts out of the lawn, the Cap'n himself
at the helm.
Cap'n Crunch here, comin' at ya
straight from Hell!
Hey, it's that guy!
Does he have candy?
I'm here to save Halloween 2020
with my delicious Halloween Crunch
cereal! And with my new delivery
system, I can maintain a six-foot
A cannon on the ship fires a flaming box of Halloween Crunch
that slams into a tree and shatters into a mess of burning
cardboard and sugary cereal.
So, not exactly candy.
It's better than candy! Halloween
Crunch is the only cereal haunted
by the crunchitized souls of the
Eerie, echoing wails start emanating from the remnants of the
They turn milk green!
Eh, I dunno. What do you think,
Mom said she was bringing home a
bunch of candy that goes on
discount at midnight. I think I'll
just wait for her.
You're right. I think I will too.
Wait, is it almost midnight? Kids,
you gotta eat my cereal right now!
Cap'n Crunch points up at the full moon.
Don't you understand? That's not
just a full moon, it's a blue moon
on Halloween! If you don't eat this
shit I'm screwed!
I don't know what you're even
talking about, dude.
Just go get a goddamn bowl! You
don't need any candy! Why's your
mom even out when there's a virus?
She has an essential night job at a
And since you're such a jerk, now
we really won't eat it!
I will pay both of you ten dollars
to eat a bowl of Halloween Crunch.
In a burst of flame, a DEMON appears behind Cap'n Crunch.
It's too late, Crunch.
The Cap'n spins around.
Ah shit. Dan.
It is the stroke of midnight. The
deadline has arrived, and you've
failed to meet your quota.
You're such an asshole, Dan. I've
done my job just fine. Plenty of
blood from the roofs of mouths has
Not enough, and the contract must
be honored, so now you shall burn
in the pit of -
Clawed, monstrous hands rip up through the deck under Dan the
Demon and drag him down below. Cap'n Crunch jumps back.
KRAMPUS leaps from the hole in the deck and lands in front of
Oh, Krampus! What's up, man?
I pulled some strings to get you
off the hook.
In return, you must sell double the
amount of Christmas Crunch this
year. See you in December.
Krampus bounds off the ship into the night.
(to the kids)
Who wants some early Christmas