Sonic was walking through the forest, angry.
"This is bullshit…"
He was thinking about the races.
"I should be able to outrun those fuckers! But no… I have to be fair…"
Sonic has never won a single race against any of his friends.
"I run fast but whenever I get hit I become really slow for a few seconds while the others run past me…"
It was always unfair.
"BUT WHENEVER I HIT SOMEONE DO THEY SLOW DOWN?! NO! I- IT JUST MAKES THEM STOP FOR A MILLISECOND AND THEY'RE STILL FAST!"
Then he remembered the speed boosts.
"Oh yeah… When I get a speed boost I go fast for 2 seconds but I cannot catch up to them… BUT WHEN THEY GET A BOOST THEY GO FAST FOR 4 SECONDS AND SOMETIMES HURT ME!"
"And ooh, don't get me started on the timing! Sometimes the boost doesn't activate in time and I lose it! AND SOMETIMES I STAY IN PLACE FOR LIKE 5 FUCKING YEARS!"
"And my power-ups are shit… Why do I have to have shitty powers? ZAZZ HAS THAT STAR BULLSHIT!"
"And sometimes I get so close… BUT THEN SOMEONE PULLS A SPEED BOOST OUT OF THEIR ASS AND WIN! BUT DO I GET IT?! NO! AND I GET 1 INCH TO GET TO THE FINISH LINE BUT THEY HIT ME AND I BARLEY MOVE!"
But Sonic thought, "No, it's just a game. Maybe I'm just overeactin-"
Then he remembered the four most bullshitty things of all.
"SON OF A BITCH! HOW THE FUCK IS THAT FAT ASS BIG THE FUCKING CAT FASTER THAN ME?! AND WHEN I GET 2ND PLACE I SOMETIMES GET 0 TROPHIES WHILE 3RD PLACE GET'S 10 AND SOMETIMES I LOSE THEM! AND SOMETIMES LAST PLACE LOSES 1 TROPHY WHILE I LOSE MORE! AND WORST OF ALL SOMETIMES 2ND AND THIRD GET MORE THAN ME! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THAT IS IT! I FUCKING HAD IT!"
(I said that Sonic has never won first place but this is something that I experienced and it pisses me off!)
"Oh, I'm going to fucking get my revenge on those assholes… But how?"
Then Sonic saw a flyer on a tree. It said that there was going to be a race in the sky sanctuary, everyone (included the duplicates) was going to be there. Sonic then got an evil grin on his face.
The next day everyone was at the starting line getting ready. Sonic was hiding and looked at his weighted shoes, disgusted.
"Don't need these anymore."
Then he threw them into the sky. After that, Sonic went to the starting line.
"Wow, Sonic, I can't believe everyone's here! This is going to be an interesting race."
"Yup, it sure is."
Everyone ran, and Sonic was immediately hit by Tikals Chao.
"Fuck… Oh, wait. I don't need to be slow anymore."
But Sonic had to make sure he didn't look suspicious because all the cheate- er I mean, would throw a pissy fit that Sonic is having fun. Then Sonic saw that everyone was gone, except Cream. Sonic became angry.
Cream was running, then she saw Sonic next to her.
"Oh hi Mr. Sonic!" then she saw Sonic's angry look "Are you ok?"
Sonic said nothing. They looked at each other for a few seconds, and then Sonic grabbed Cheese! Ripped off his head! Threw the headless body into the sky! SHOVED A SUPER GRENADE INTO THE HEAD AND THREW IT SUPER HARD!
"No! Cheese! Mr. Sonic why?!"
"Take this you stupid bitch!"
Said Sonic as he roundhouse kicked her off the course. Cream screamed as she fell and got impaled by a pole.
Knuckles pulled up next to Tails.
"Hey Tails, do you know where Sonic is?"
"Oh, he's probably in last place, poor guy…"
"Yeah, that's gotta su-"
That's all Knuckle's could say when an explosion was heard, killing the following:
Shadow, Jingle Belle Amy, Slugger Sonic, Santa big, Elf Classic Sonic, Witch Rouge, Vampire Shadow, All-Star Amy, Ice Slicer Jet, Treasure Hunter Knuckles, Latern Silver (Edit 3/27/21: Lunar Blaze is the real asshole), Elite Agent Rouge, and Tropical Storm.
(Because you know, they weren't the ones that pissed me off the most.)
"Oh my God! Tails, keep running I'll check it out!"
Said Knuckles as he left.
But what Tails didn't know was that those would be the last words he would hear from Knuckles.
End of chapter 1.