[DISCLAIMER] – Please Note: The only disclaimer you will get. Enjoy it while it lasts.

I most definitely own nothing related to Harry Potter OR Angus, Thongs, And Full-Frontal Snogging. JKR and Rennison are both beautifully talented artists, who have created masterpieces (if you speak Spanish, its "obras maestras") that I have been inspired by. I am making no money off of this, and am definitely not trying to exceed their works with this craptastic fan fiction.

On a lighter note, you can shove your thumbs up your ass if you honestly are thinking of suing me. Because really, man.. that's very unnecessary.

READ ON, MY FRIENDS..