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Topic: Saturn VS. Lung. FIGHT!
In: Boards ►Places ►America ►Brockton Bay ►Solo Capes
AllSeeingEye (Original Poster) (Unconfirmed Cape)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I'm just going to leave this here. [Link] *smirk
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►JonesIndi
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Wat! I was not prepared. I came here thinking that this was a standard VS. thread and was going to mention that it was in the wrong sub-category; nvm.
►MentleGen94
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Oh my goddess! It looks like Saturn straight up beat the crap out of Lung and then decapitated him, execution style. Stone cold!
►Battledroid666
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
AllSeeingEye How the hell did you get a hold of this video? I mean despite a bunch of Michael Bay shaky-cam going on its really good quality, this isn't from a cell phone. Whoever took it was able to keep up with both Lung and Saturn, both of whom look be moving at a pretty good speed.
►SamuraiNinja (Veteran Member)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
This is face meltingly awesome!
►FantasticLight
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Welp, Lung's dead. Seems pretty clear that the dragon-man fans on the VS boards were wrong.
►WhiteFairy (Veteran Member)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
" MentleGen94: I don't think that Saturn decapitated Lung, If you pause and zoom in it looks like she just hacked at that back of his neck before stopping.
AllSeeingEye: I seriously think that the Un part about your cape status needs to be changed. I beg you don't leave us hanging with just a video and a smirk
►Black Mambo
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Wow, just wow. I if anything I am even more amazed about Saturn that I was before, and I didn't think that was possible.
►Meatball Prime (Wikiwarrior)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Alright, lets take a moment to pick our jaws off the floor. Is it just me or is Saturn either getting stronger or does she have a different power set than before? I mean we've all probably watched her fight with Leviathan dozens of times but its seems she has new powers. The spiny weapon style seems the same but she's never shown force fields, and energy projectiles, or purple destruction AOEs before. This girl is looking like she might be pulling out more power's than Eidolon.
►Diabolic Squirrel
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Do we have any news if Saturn is alright? She obviously won, but it also shows her taking a few good hits too. Please tell me she's fine and just has a bruise or two!
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►BasementMaster
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Guys I analyzed the video enough that I was able to clear up the audio. Right before Saturn did that purple blast that wrecked the store and Lung both, it's faint but you can clearly hear Saturn yell "Silence Glaive Surprise." [Link]
►0Right Phoenix0
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I know that people have already gone over the whole Saturn is a legit magical girl thing. However, she totally went monster of the week all over Lung. The thing is that it's not really weekly. First time she wrecked Leviathan, about a month later and she hacks up Lung. If this Saturn show does monthly releases who's the next monster of the month? Ashbeast? Crawler? Beheamoth? I need to know!
►CandyLand GodKing
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
You don't yell out "Surprise!" when you attack, it would ruin any chance of surprise.
►GreyJ3di
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
CandyLand GodKing: I don't know about that. I think Lung was pretty surprised I know for sure I was.
►Carebear Cannon
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
0Right Phoenix0: That idea is both so wrong and so right. I now blame you for why I now have an indescribable desire for Saturn to go to Ellisburg and forcing Nilbog to create beasts just so that she can record weekly videos of her wrecking monsters.
►Newter (Confirmed Cape) (Fautline's Crew)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I still volunteer to be Saturn's cute animal companion even if its been sufficiently argued that I'm not the best candidate for the job.
►Vorpal Bunny (Moderator)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Newter: No! None of that now, shame on you. No warning but don't push it! Seriously though, this is not the thread for that. There is a link for a new cleaner Magical Girl Saturn, [Here]. Be warned that the former thread was locked because of all the offensive flaming on which case 53 would be best for animal side kick and the flood of furry posts.
►ImhumminGandi
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Oh dang the mods are getting out the spray bottles up in here!
►Bagrat (Veteran Member) (The Guy in the Know)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Okay guys update, I got info on what happened after the video. After Saturn wrecked Lung, Legend, Clockblocker, Vista and Assault and Battery showed up with a bunch of PRT agents. Lung was still alive when he was taken into custody so the rumors of Saturn executing Lung are unfounded, although my info tells me that Lung looks older or something; I'll get back to you when I know more.
Anyway, Legend, Vista, and Clockblocker piled into a van with Saturn and she was taken to the ENE PRT HQ. The majority of the younger New Wave members were seen entering the building a few minutes before the PRT van carrying Saturn arrived. My info has that after the fight Saturn looked a little frazzled and walked a little stiffly but seemed fine. Not sure why most of the younger New Wave members went to the PRT HQ but if Saturn needs any medical attention Panacea is sure to patch her up. I've started a new thread [Here] discussing what we know after the fight, and [Here] speculating whether Saturn might join the Wards or New Wave.
►Rarehunter
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Glad to hear that Saturn is doing fine. I would think that it would be best for Saturn to join the Wards, although I'm not sure if anybody should really have Saturn on their team. Its kinda like only one country having the A-bomb, The Triumvirate is already crazy powerful, but Saturn is like a Big Red... Purple Button?
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►Key Mas7er
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
So Saturn showed off several powers that she's never shown off before. It still has that purple light effect but she didn't really do the same sort of things when fighting Leviathan. Do you guys think that its just a different use of her powers or is she getting stronger?
►Bayonet Bud
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Key Mas7er: My first thought is "Does Saturn need to get any stronger?" But I actually would be alright with that I am fine with my cape fantasy waifu not having to die in exchange for killing an Endbringer.
►XxVoid CowboyxX (Ban Scarred)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Hey guys I just got back from a crazy day at the PRT. Turns out Saturn had an even more crazy day than I did. Kinda sucks when the day started out pretty cool. Good news, I got Unbanned with an apology and a neat tag.
►Silver Singer
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Saturn had to have been hitting Lung with some seriously dangerous powers/magical girl mumbo-jumbo. Hasn't Lung shrugged off stuff like missiles and heavy machine gun fire? I mean she's supposed to have some sort of death powers so, I would guess that would be some really scary stuff.
►WhiteFairy (Veteran Member)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
XxVoid CowboyxX: Oh wow, didn't expect to see you again so soon, neat tag. I miss you when you're gone, I mean this in the kindest way possible I love to hate on most of your posts.
►Saturn Priest 283
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Prophet you've returned!
►Saturn Priest 667
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Tell us the will of the goddess, prophet!
►Saturn High Priest
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
False priests and a false prophet! The goddess will judge you harshly!
User received an infraction for this post: Fanatical behavior.
►Vorpal Bunny (Moderator)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I don't want to have to shut down this thread, whether you believe Saturn is a goddess or just enjoy the humorous ideas, cool your jets. There's a line between respectable belief, and cultism
►XxVoid CowboyxX (Ban Scarred)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Wow I didn't know what to think when my private messages was filled with people calling me prophet and asking about Saturn. I ran into her this morning took her to see her statue, and she did a bit of a mile long stare. Armsmaster and Gallent showed up and then I guess she got kidnapped or something. She didn't give me any divine messages!
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Topic: Saturn ask me anything.
In: Boards ►Places ►America ►Brockton Bay ►Solo Capes
Glory Girl (Original Poster) (Confirmed Cape) (New Wave)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
You read that right, serious thread here. Summary real quick, so Saturn, the ENE Wards and some of my family are hanging out for multiple reasons and with all the excitement even though everyone tired it doesn't seem anyone is going to get any sleep. Saturn's been asking what's been going on since she's been gone and the topic of living as a public cape comes up and since we in New Wave have to live that everyday I suggest that it would be a good idea to just pull the band-aid off and address everyone and release some of that fan pressure; you're welcome.
So with the help of an eager admin (thanks TinMother) we got Saturn an account and set everything up so that we can do this thread with as little issues as possible. A few rules before we start, nothing too personal remember she's underage. No questions about how she came back after killing Leviathan, she doesn't really know and doesn't want to talk about it. I don't know how long Saturn will be up to answering questions, and if she doesn't answer your questions sorry. Be kind and polite, those who aren't will be kicked from the thread and Mods are waiting with banhammers primed.
►Chrome
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Oh dang this is real isn't it!? Wait not my question... Um are you planning on taking out the other Endbringers.
►Saturn (Confirmed Cape) (EndSlayer)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Chrome: Yes, this is real. GloryGirl talked me into it and I'm too tired to argue, and too wound up to sleep. I don't know what I am going to do about the other Endbringers, I guess I'll figure it out later.
►Doe Eyed Jane
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
What was Lung doing at your house?
►MiniJohn
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
What's your favorite food?
►Chaosfaith
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Why is your cape name Saturn
►Phantom Dan
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I know this is going to be on the edge of too personal, but it's legal in some states so I gotta risk it. Will you marry me?!
User received a warning for this post: Keep it to legal in all states
►Saturn (Confirmed Cape) (EndSlayer)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Doe Eyed Jane: Lung wanted to recruit me, or else. I told him to leave, or else. Turns out, my or else was better.
MiniJohn: I really like Lasagna.
Chaosfaith: My power is connected to the Planet Saturn, In a odd either power or multidimensional way I'm the ruler of Saturn and all of it's moons.
Phantom Dan: All betrothal requests, have to be sent to my royal steward, but sadly for you I don't have one at the moment.
►Primus (Veteran member)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Are you planning on joining the Wards or New Wave?
►BlondBlueBest
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Why did you attack the empire? They
The rest of this post is redacted: User has been banned from this thread: Aggressive behavior.
►DavyJonah
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
You're parents wouldn't happen to be Legend and Alexandria would they?
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►Saturn Priest 275
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Tell us your will goddess, we crave to know what are your tenets?!
►Solar Seer
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
You can't own a planet, international treaty restricted anyone from claiming ownership of pretty much any extra terrestrial object.
►Phantom Dan
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Wait, I didn't get a no, that wasn't a no was it? I mean I'll find you a steward.
User was banned from the thread: The first warning should have been enough.
►Saturn (Confirmed Cape) (EndSlayer)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Primus: I don't plan on joining anything or doing any substantial cape stuff till things settle down in my life.
DavyJonah: No they weren't my parents are non capes.
Saturn Priest 275: Alright so right off the bat, I'm not a goddess I don't need more complication in my life. But if that isn't good enough for you I want peace and prosperity for everyone. I have death powers so to bring balance I want my followers to promote life. There, is that good enough?
Solar Seer: Alright I know this sounds stupid and a big part of me feels really stupid for saying it, but I must stake my claim. I am the royal princess of Saturn, I'm the only person that has been there and I am pretty sure that my powers will let me terraform it. Its my planet!
►RinTinTimmy
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Are you planning on going back to school? New Wave and I heard the Wards attend Arcadia, it would be great to see you there!
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
"Wait! Terraform Saturn, can I come?
►Uber (Confirmed Cape)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Are you planning on forming your own cape group? If not would you like to do a video with us? If you do we'll turn from our nefarious ways, we've seen the (purple) light and it kicks ass.
►Lethal Loli
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
How can you terraform a gas giant? I know your powers are S-class bull [Redacted] but that shouldn't be possible. Unless you're talking about Saturn's moons there's plenty of those.
►Smexy in Scrubs
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
I see nothing wrong with the idea of you owning Saturn especially if you can terraform it. Awesome monarch, plenty of new space to expand, no Endbringers, and an excellent Endbringer deterrent. Is there an immigration form or something, I'm a registered nurse that's gotta be something you could use.
►NoScopeNinja
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Why was the E88 fighting you at that store earlier? Seems suicidally stupid if you ask me.
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►Myrddin (Confirmed Cape) (Protectorate Chicago) (Unconfirmed Wizard)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Are you looking for a Court Wizard? I happen to be one of the few honorable practitioners on the planet.
►Chrome
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Letha Loli: I guess it doesn't matter all that much, all of Saturn's moons are Princess Saturn's moons.
►Boosher
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Myrddin and Magical Girl Saturn. I would pay good money to see that team up.
►Saturn (Confirmed Cape) (EndSlayer)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
RinTinTimmy: I really don't have any plans at all. I want to get me feet planted before I make any decisions Not going to school. No joining or forming any Hero groups and no being recruited by any gangs.
Procto the Unfortunate Tinker: I don't think I'm going to be doing any immigration any time soon. Since it's my planet I'm confident I can do it, not sure how long it's going to take.
Uber: Look above for your answer, but you should still turn away form crime. I would imagine for a cape duo one who can be great at anything and another that can make anything, you two would excel at making your own video game.
Myrddin: If I am in need of a wizard you will be the first on my list.
I'm sorry about this guys but I'm going to end the AMA here, Sitting on the very comfortable Wards couch with KidWin's laptop seems to have allowed me to relax and I'm very tired. Again sorry, perhaps I will do this again later.
►Loyal
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
No wait, I didn't get to ask my question! Where does your outfit come from when you transform? Do you have hammer space?
User received a warning for this post: She said she was done, were lucky she agreed to this much.
►L33T (Confirmed Cape)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Oh. My. Goddess! That is an inspired idea. Why the hell didn't we think of that Uber! I have so many idea going through my head right now, make sure I take breaks to eat please. This is going to be the best thing ever, thanks Saturn!
►Tacos Rule
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Aww crap I got here too late!
►Solar Seer
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Did nobody realize that Saturn said that she had been on the planet Saturn, that's not at all confusing. I don't care about the Princess Saturn stuff, how did she get to Saturn.
►Glory Girl (Original Poster) (Confirmed Cape) (New Wave)
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
Sorry folks, she's gone she looked really tired and has had a really long day. I'll see if I can convince her to set up another one of these hopefully longer, because I honestly want to know this stuff just as much as you do.
►BiggestBen
Posted on June 12th, 2011:
When can we expect more from Saturn? I don't want to seem ungrateful but she's the best.
Glory Girl: Ask Saturn if there's anyway we can support her, she seems like she just needs to feel a bit of normalcy for a bit. If so we all should give her that peace, but please don't make us wait too long.
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Private Message from AllSeeingEye
Oh wow I lucked out, and here I was thinking that I would have to hack the PRT servers again to get in contact with you. Even though it wouldn't be all that hard it would wast time I would rather not have to. So Princess is there a way to request asylum with you. I would go to the Heroes but that would be suicide.
Maybe I should explain that my cape name is TattleTale I'm sorta a minor villain that has been doing slowly bigger things recent (not by choice) Right now I want out but I can't go to the PRT because my boss (who recruited me at gunpoint btw) would use his moles in the PRT to either kill me or sneak me away and stick me in a dark room so that I could still use my power for him.
Any-who something recently got him very very concerned about you, so much so I don't think he's thinking rationally. He is very deeply connected to the local PRT and has hidden connections in all the local gangs. He has the Undersiders and the Travelers in his back pocket and I'm quite certain that he's the one that sent the travelers after you. It's also very likely that he pulled a few strings and helped Lung get into your house undetected. My boss isn't going to stop interfering in your life, whether that means you dead or something else I'm not completely sure but whatever it is it's bad news for you.
So why am I saying this, because I need something or someone big to get me out from under his thumb alive. I know his name and what his powers are, You will need to get at the man himself if you don't want to have to worry about either yourself or your dad from getting suddenly having an unfortunate accident or being randomly shot in the back.
Coil knows when your dad is coming in and I'll try to help out. Look for me there.