100-word BtVS Drabble - Season 7 finale spoilers!


Conversation in a Sunnydale Parking Lot

by Marcus L. Rowland

"Come on," shouts Giles, "everyone, in the bus, the building's collapsing."

"Where's the keys?" asks Xander.

"You had them."

"No I didn't."

"Andrew, have you got them?"

"I don't think so."

"Come on, try to think. Faith?"

"Not me."

"Willow?"

"Spike had them."

"Bloody hell. Where's Spike?"

"In the cave, playing undead sunray lamp."

"Andrew, can you hot-wire it?"

"Sorry, Warren was the guy for that sort of thing."

"Faith, grab Dawn please. Thank you," says Giles, drawing a knife. "Now Dawn, we really do need a Key here. I'm sorry, I'll try not to hurt you too much..."