Disclaimer: we all know I don't own it so I can't be bothered typing it (A/N This is my first fan fic so b nice or ill kill you, your choice)


'Maid needed to help in holiday house over summer, cleaning, ironing, etc, live in job, food supplied, very good pay call 9429 2765 or tap add with wand 3 times to make appointment with my secretary'

I looked at the add, this was just what I was looking for. I was going broke and all the top high position jobs where taken. I had got great grades at school but for some reason they didn't want me.

"Probably because they thought she couldn't handle it" I thought sourly but she needed money and this job sounded great. Good pay, Live in, and it was a holiday house so I might get a bit of a break. Yes this was definitely it. I looked around her cluttered apartment for my wand, as she couldn't afford the expenses of owning a phone. I was searching the pile of clothes on her floor (A.N hey, she's busy so she doesn't have time to clean but that doesn't mean she can't and wont be a good maid cos she will!!) The doorbell rang.

"Coming" I yelled looking up from my search. I ran to the door and opened it to find

"Colin" I almost screamed with excitement "I thought you where in Australia!" "Hi Gin, I was but the trip was cut short cos I missed everyone so much." He said giving me a bear hug

"That's great, Stef will be thrilled to see you. She's been pining the whole time." I said. I felt sorry for my friend Stef having to be without her boyfriend for 6 months. "Do you think she will still be upset when I ask her to marry me?" Colin asked slyly showing a lopsided grin

"Really?" I cried with delight at the thought of my best friend getting married. I had been friends with him since first year.

"That's wonderful, Can I be a bridesmaid pppllleeeaaassseee" I said jumping up and down "Of course you can but remember she hasn't said yes yet" he said wile placing a hand on my shoulder to stop me jumping "now stop jumping cos your making me tired" "Ok. Oh, I almost forgot, I need you to help me find my wand I have been looking everywhere!" I said suddenly remembering what I was doing before hand.

"Why didn't you just do a simple finding spell?" Colin said looking at me oddly "Because I'm looking for my WAND! And if you haven't noticed you need the wand to do a finding spell!" I said giving him the death glare and the 'you are so stupid' glare at the same time (A.N Which is quite hard to do)

"Oh, I hadn't thought of that" he said blushing "No correction you didn't think but now that you're here you can do the finding spell." I said brightly

"Ok, Imperitous!" he said flicking his wand casually Suddenly the wand burst from under my bed and hit him smack in the head. I put a hand over my mouth to stop from laughing.

"That's what you get from showing off" I managed to say before falling down laughing with Colin looking at me bitterly and rubbing his head

A/N I need someone to write the smut that will be here later on cos I just can't write smut its just not in me If you want to e-mail me a lill_kitten@hotmail.com and make the subject 'for your story' other wise I might delete it bye mistake If I get no reviews I will stop writing Luv ya Crazy gal

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