Personal Survey! Fill in and enjoy!
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Name: Jarod. (Last name changes a lot. Don't ask.)
Nicknames: Wonder boy, J-dog, Lab rat, Frankenstein
Job: Changes daily and weekly. (Again, don't ask.)
Dream Job: Pez taste-tester. ;)
What you're good at: Running.
Special Talents: Pretending. It's complicated.
*Current family members, list one attribute for each that applies*
Mother: Don't know.
Sister: Don't know.
Brother: One's dead but I might have another. Not sure.
Son and/or daughter: I have a clone, does that count?
Favorite family member: Dad. Only one I know at this point. I'm working on it okay?!
Friends: Argyle, Broots, Sydney, and miscellaneous people I've picked up over the years. Not sure if Ms. Parker counts.
Where did you grow up? : In a cage.
Where do you live? : Wouldn't you like to know?
Where would you like to live? : As far away from Delaware as possible.
Greatest fear: Ms. Parker. (You'd be frightened too if you knew her.)
Biggest Obsession: Pez. Love it, and can't live without it.
Strange habits and/or activities: Pretending to be other people while I solve crimes and conspiracies. Also leaving taunting clues for the people hunting me down. I don't get out much.
Scariest thing you've done or seen: Nothing really. Fear is an easy emotion to overcome.
Favorite Star Wars character: Yoda
Favorite food: Do I really have to put it down?
Favorite song: "I'm A Wanted Man"
Favorite quote: "The truth is out there."---X-files
First love: Ms. Parker. It's sad. I'm being hunted down by my childhood sweetheart. How many saw that one coming?
Three things/people you hate: Killers, kidnappers, and everyone who willingly works with the Centre.
Secret fantasy: Forcing Lyle to watch Sesame Street and Blues Clues while he's strapped to a yellow beanbag chair in a bright pink room with lots of fuzzy stuffed animals.
Weapon of choice: My mind
Goal in life: To help lots of people and put all of the bad ones in jail.
Believer in aliens: What's an alien?
Worst thing you've ever done: I've performed simulations. [Breaks down crying at the laptop] I'm a horrible, horrible man! I don't deserve to live!
Best secret you know: Ms. Parker's first name. =)
What are your morals? : All things have a right to live, and it is only right to take another's life when they are directly threatening your own or another's. Even then, I don't like to kill. Yeah, I'm a pacifist. Go figure.
What mythical creature best describes you? : Shape shifter
If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? : The candy store.
If you could be a cartoon character, who would you be and why? : Bugs Bunny, that rabbit never gets caught.
If you could kill anybody and get away with it, who would it be? : Raines. Repeatedly. In a hundred different ways. (Ahem.) But of course this is just a theoretical question.
Who is least likely to respond to this e-mail? : Ms. Parker, but then again, you never know…