Hello and welcome back everyone to the sixth chapter of The Game show of Izuku Midoriya's dating life. With me once more is my friend and co-writer, JoySeeker101.
Joy: Glad to see you again, welcome back to the story!
Glad to be back. And it seems Izuku's going to be dating a Vampire Cat this time.
Joy: A cat vampire. It's an interesting combination. I wonder how much the cat will influence the vampire and vice versa.
Well a lot of people tend to call her that by her looks and her cat eyes and fangs.
Joy: Can't blame them, she has cute eyes that look like a cat's eyes.
If she wasn't messed up in the head due to her parents, she'd be more likable for me. Not to say I don't like her, it's just I'm not a yandere fan. Anyways, shall I bring in today's guest?
Joy: I like her instead, mostly for the wasted potential of her character, especially since she is very little characterized, except for her psychotic tendencies. As for the Guest, I was thinking about calling here Mitsuki, what do you think?
Sure, she could use a break from Inko. Please welcome-
Joy: And now! The one! The only! The pretty! MIIIIIITSUKIIIIIIII!
(Gave him a flat look) Really…?
Mitsuki: (Walks in, laughin at the two's antics) "You two are a pair of comedians."
Joy: Laugh is the best medicine for the soul. A Frown helps nobody. Thank you for being here.
Mitsuki: "Glad to be here. I still need to help Inko more. More after this."
True, don't want her to get angered to the point of a Quirk Awakening or flood the whole building.
Joy: I wouldn't put it past her, so let's be careful about that.
Mitsuki: "I should get the disclaimer done, right?"
Yep.
Mitsuki: "Okay then. Light/Xara and Joy do not own any characters in the media that are shown. Only the plot and date ideas. Is that good?"
I think so. You Joy?
Joy: Straight to the point and professional. Well done.
Mitsuki: "Thank you."
Now, onto the chapter.
The Dating Game show life of Izuku Midoriya
Chapter 6: Contestant- Himiko Toga (MHA/BNHA)
Warning - this program contains out-of-universe craziness involving parallel dimension characters including but not limited to: Sorceresses, Catgirls, Mythological warrior women, reverse Gendered dudebros, evil versions of girls, warrior women of other worlds, good versions of Villains, humanized weapons, Spartan soldiers, mythological legends, Maidens and/or maiden versions of main girls, extremely amorous Villainous versions of main girls, famous voice actresses, Freelancer parallels, Non-blood related siblings, psychotic stalkers from another dimension, medieval warriors, of course the occasional vampires that don't effing sparkle, Non-blood related siblings, psychotic stalkers from another dimension, humanized witches and robots, etc.
No other worldly Izuku Midoriyas were harmed in the making of this program, instead we are focused on exploiting the shipping potential of this Izuku Midoriya for our own entertai- Science, we definitely mean science!
For downloadable pictures of hero Izuku wait till after the show then tweet 'Hashtag Chibi hero' to our website.
Now back to our regularly scheduled program.
(Studio)
The next image that was shown was Izuku looking like a green and black version of Spider-Man with his mask removed, his costume a mix of his and Spider-Man's. He was also clinging to a wall with his fingers and feet. It then faded away, showing the game show room.
"Welcome back from that break," Wiz greeted everyone.
"And this is the first time Izuku didn't faint or freeze/burn the place. A new record." Boomstick added, getting a few people to laugh, and Izuku to pout.
"Give him time, Boomstick." Wiz answered.
"I detest the both of you with every fiber of my cinnamon roll self." Izuku said.
"No comment about your spider-man counterpart?" Boomstick asked, smirking.
"By now I accepted defeat, I know you will keep humiliating me with pictures."
"Humiliating… I say we are increasing your popularity with the ladies." Wiz answered, snorting. "Plus Spider-Man is one of the most popular heroes in the multiverse."
"Unlikely…"
Wiz shows Spider-Man's popularity, shocking Izuku.
"Holy…"
"See? That's a really good comparison, an actual compliment!" Wiz said, smirking.
"Helps you're like the versions of the spiders with your powers~" Boomstick added in.
"Really?" Izuku asked. "How so?"
"Spoilers," both stated.
Nighteye groaned, pinching the bridge of his nose.
Izuku pouted.
Ai looked at the other girls. "Is he always like this?"
"Unfortunately he met the worst kind of people as a kid, so his self-esteem started from below zero when he joined UA. He is working on it, though. Little by little he will get better." Tsuyu answered.
"Maybe I should stab them." Himiko said, pouting.
"No, he would be disappointed in you if you do." Mei said, not actually caring but not wanting her best customer stabbed.
"You girls do know I can hear you, right?" Izuku asked in a deadpan.
(1-A Dorm)
"He looks so manly!" Kirashima shouted, crying manly tears seeing the alternate Izuku drawing.
"He looks good in that costume, he should honestly consider trying that for his next Costume update." Kaminari said, humming.
"Tighter spandex! More form fitting!" Toru said, drooling invisibly.
"TORU-SAN! My Goodness, control yourself!" Iida scolded her, appalled.
"He does seem to shine no matter what he has," Yuga stated, sparkles showing off his body.
"And powers as well," Jiro stated.
(1-B Dorm)
Yui had an awe filled look on her face. "He looks like the heroes from my favorite tokusatsu shows~"
"That suit leaves nothing to imagination!" Monoma said, disgusted.
"That's what makes it better!" Setsuna said.
"NO IT DOESN'T!"
"Monoma! Behave!" Itsuka said, exasperated.
"You were ogling his butt! You have no-!"
WHAM!
"I was not!" Itsuka said, punching him instead of chopping his neck.
"You had that one coming…" Togaru stated flatly. "But respect for the insect/arachnid theme of the outfit."
"He looks so manly~!" Tetsutetsu shouted, crying manly tears seeing the alternate Izuku drawing.
"First the bike, now this, seems like a comparison a bit," Jurota pondered.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Midnight had a keen look in her eyes, seeing the costume. "Not a bad design."
"Over the top." Aizawa muttered.
"Oh, shush! You have no ground to judge!" Hisashi answered, rolling his eyes. "Honestly, it looks almost like your outfit a bit if I'm being honest."
"He does have a point," Hound Dog agreed, seeing the similarities.
"It does not…" Aizawa said flatly, almost in denial.
"Keep telling yourself that," Vlad King said.
"Any more and I will go Villain." He muttered, pouting and grumbling.
"No going Villain. It's bad for my school's reputation." Nezu answered, slapping the back of Aizawa's head.
Aizawa just looked irritated by this point.
(Big Three and Eri)
"Papa looks so cool~!" Eri said, stars in her eyes.
"Nejire stop ogling his crotch." Tamaki said, sighing in annoyance.
"I was not!" She answered, puffing her cheeks at the boy.
"Liar." Both boys answered.
"I swear I wasn't."
"Suuure!"
"Papa! Get a costume like that too!" Luckily Eri was too distracted to hear them.
(Gunhead Agency)
"Those are some snazzy looking threads," Gunhead stated.
"Do you think he'll have some powers like that?" A boy asked.
"Not sure," another stated, shrugging.
"He does wear it well, confident and strong," a girl said.
"Oh well, another reason to get the boy here as a student. Like Hell I'll let AIzawa waste that potential." Gunhead said, sighing.
(Midoriya Apartment)
"Your sons got style, Inko~" Mitsuki teased her best friend.
"He takes it from my side of the family… No matter what Hizashi says. He got it from my side." Inko answered, sniffling.
"Doesn't his father get name tees like Izuku?" Masaru asked.
"Yes, but the animal magnetism, he got it from me." Inko insisted, almost petulantly.
"Animal Magnetism…" Mitsuki repeated, snorting.
"He has the Rizz! My family's Rizz!"
"Suure!"
"Mitsuuuuuu!" Inko said with a long whine.
"Aaaw! It's okay, I am just joking." Mitsuki answered, petting her head.
Inko just pouted at her while her husband just sighs with a facepalm.
(I-Island)
"I might be able to make him a suit like that…" Melissa said, pondering the idea.
"Yes, but I'll be the one taking measurements, I don't want you to sneak-in some free groping."
"Daaaaad!" She whined in answer, her face going red.
"I know you, you Zuku-Thirsty Girl!" He answered, making her gasp.
She started to punch him in the arm, puffing her cheeks.
(Nighteye's Agency)
"Huh, who knew that there was an arachnid based hero out there," Centipeder said, intrigued.
"... Why does it actually suit him?" Bubble Girl asked.
"Because he looks good in skin-tight spandex?" Centipeder asked, smirking.
"... I mean… Yes, but also, you know? Simple costume fitting a humble boy." She answered, cheeks flushing red. "That and the spider motif somehow fits him for some bizarre reason."
"Yes, that costume has a very friendly Neighborhood Hero feeling to it, somehow." Centipeder admitted, humming.
"... You don't think Deku will get powers that are like that, do you?" Bubble Girl asked.
"Well he did fly when he fought Overhaul, so maybe," Centipeder said.
(Iida Residence)
"He looks quite dashing in that costume."
MOM!/ DARLING!" Tensei and his father yelled in chorus, horrified.
"Oh don't tell me you two wouldn't have had him join you as a sidekick with the friendly neighborhood look to him?" she asked the two.
"Still, it seems like you're starting to get smitten with him, should I be worried?" her husband asked, sounding jealous.
"No dear, I'm just complimenting him~ Jealousy doesn't look good on you."
He just pouted.
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"WHAT A DREAMBOAT~!" Ragdoll shouted, hearts in her eyes.
"Down! Down girl!" Mandalay said, spraying her with water.
"HA-ah! You are the horny one!"
"You too! I KNOW you were having impure thoughts!" Mandalay added, spraying her next.
"Eeep!"
"HYPOCRITE!" Both wet girls yelled.
"No! Because I will marry him BEFORE molesting him nonstop!" Mandalay answered. She then covered her mouth, her face going crimson from her outburst.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Both Pixie Bob and Ragdoll shrieked before jumping her.
Tiger let out a sigh, groaning. "They are fighting again…" Tiger muttered with a defeated sigh.
"Will that make Deku my uncle or father?" Kota asked.
"... You really look up to him, huh kid?" Tiger asked.
"He saved me and showed me what a hero truly is." Kota said, smiling.
"I mean, he is a good kid. I am just worried your aunts will… Uuuh… Snu-Snu him to death."
"Snu-Snu?"
"You'll understand when you're older."
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"... Do you think there are villains versions of that kid?" Shigaraki asked the others.
"I would say yes, normally. God knows The Multiverse means that there is every possible alternate version of everybody out there… But that kid? His Evil Version is either the nicest Villain ever, like, taking care of puppies in his spare time… Or so downright Evil our Boss and Satan seem Saints in comparison." Compress stated, doing a few magic sleight of hand tricks, using tarot cards to show what he was talking about.
"He might even have both," Twice stated. "HE MIGHT NOT HAVE A VILLAIN SIDE AT ALL!"
"More Evil than Sensei… Now… That is a scary thought." Magne answered, laughing.
"If he's half as smart as we have seen, he might have found ways to make our powers more powerful," Spinner said.
Shigaraki had a manic smile. "Well then, we might have someone that we can corrupt~ Like the saying goes, die a hero, or live long enough to be a villain~"
Dabi chuckles. "We'd just need to find out about him and his past."
"As luck would have it, we have an Ace in the Hole for that! Hehehehehe! Dear Himiko!" Compress said, smiling creepily and showing them the Empress Card.
A chorus of very cliche Evil Laugh echoed in the small hideout.
(All For One's Cell)
All for One looked intrigued at the counterpart of Izuku. "Well, I wonder if I had found the boy, could I have actually made him a useful tool?" He smiles wickedly.
"Yeah, good luck with that, Mr. Potato Head," Boomstick said.
The guards watching over him rolled his eyes.
"You people will regret mocking me."
"Evilpotatosayswhat." Wiz said super fast.
"Wha- NO!"
"HAHAHAHA! He fell for it again!"
"If you two know about the future, then you know what you're doing is a fruitless endeavor," All for One said, smiling. "I have all the pieces on the board."
"And no dick in your pants." Boomstick answered, renewing the duo's laughter.
"GRRRRRRRR!" AfO just growled in fury, making the guards snicker. He then smiled. "Maybe I should move my plans ahead of time~?"
"Good luck trying," Wiz said.
(Studio)
Izuku might have figured out who they were talking to. "Is it really wise to anger the most dangerous threat in my world…?"
"That's why we're here, to give you confidence and a heavy power up," Wiz stated. "... We did have you in a Death Battle at one point."
"Eeeeeh!?"
"Just a simulation, don't worry." Boomstick answered, laughing.
"And…"
"Oh no no, plenty of gore." Wiz added, smirking.
"Crap." Izuku looked down. "I lost, didn't I?"
"Well your opponent did have more power, and his swords were mostly for nullifying magic," Wiz explained.
"Except one," Boomstick said. "It could cut through anything."
"... Huh, I'm guessing with Aint Magic, it would be like dark matter, causing it to be able to cut at a molecular level," Izuku muttered out. "If I actually had weapons like that for Quirk Nullification, I could use it to-"
"Okay we like your analisis Izuku, but this is a romance show, not a Death Battle," Wiz said.
"Still, how would he use something like that with his Quirk?" Nighteye asked.
"... Maybe have a way to turn off his Quirk for the time then reactivate it?" Wiz pondered, shrugging.
"Alright, alright, enough with the nerd talk," Boomstick said. "It's time for Izuku's next date."
"..."
"You were hoping to stall until we forgot we had a Show ongoing?" Wiz said, disappointed.
"... Maybe." Izuku mutere, ashamed.
"Booo! Spoilsport!" Boomstick answered, smirking.
Izuku gave him a flat look. "Oh shut it… How many people of my world have you used in your Death Battle?"
"Only three actually," Wiz answered, surprising Izuku and the others watching, only three out of how many people in his world? "You were the third. First was All Might and Second was Shoto Todoroki. You're 1-2 in your series. Shoto was your only winner so far."
"Wait, All Might lost!?" Izuku asked, shocked. "To who!?"
"To a man named Might Guy who is one of the closest people in personality we could find that made sense, and the fight was glorious~! A great Season Finally showing~!" Boomstick said, still having an amazed look on his face. (A/N 1)
"But!"
"Dear Might Guy can kick with the strength of a meteor, a kick that lasts five minutes straight without stopping. Among other things." Wiz said, shrugging.
"And to hell with the Laws of Physics! Hahahaha!" Boomstick added, laughing.
"... We did get a LOOOOT of hate mail though." Both then said, sighing.
"... I guess you get that a lot?" Izuku asked.
Wiz shrugged. "Not as bad as when we first started our show, but we do tend to have a few things slip when making an episode. It is hard to make sure we use everything that is actually cannon, and see if side materials that might be close to it are reliable sources." Wiz then gets his focus back. "But enough about our other show, we got your next date to go on."
"..."
"Ah! You tried again!" Both Wiz and Boomstick said at the same time, smirking and pointing at Izuku with a finger.
"... Damn it." Izuku said. "... I am actually interested in hearing a lot about other powers and heroes out there as well… Might help me and my class with ideas for our powers…"
"You can't escape! And that is no excuse… Even If I like how you think," Wiz said, then fixing his glass and looking away.
"You find a kindred spirit in him, don't you?" Nighteye asked Wiz.
"What can I say, we both are people who love to understand the fundamentals of things," Wiz stated, smiling.
"Wiz, you're getting off topic again," Boomstick reminded.
Wiz facepalmed. "Dang it…"
(1-A Dorm)
Most of 1-A were laughing at the interactions on screen.
"Sorry, Midobro! You can't escape! Come on! Entertain us!" Kirishima said, laughing.
"At least he tried escaping the madness, too bad he can't!" Kaminari added, laughing as well.
"You two are very mean! Our friend is risking his virtue for the masses' entertainment!" Iida said, disappointed.
"I actually think Izuku is actually curious about a lot of other people's powers as well," Ochako added, snickering at Izuku's cute habit.
"He does have those notebooks, ribbit" Tsu said, remembering seeing him write in them.
"I do wonder if there is a way to adapt other powers that are similar to our own?" Mashirao pondered. "Would be amazing to use Chi."
"I could make metals that are only seen in fiction if that's true," Momo said, eyes sparkling in joy at the possibilities.
"I say he will feel conflicted, on one side he got a lot of new shit to analyze and talk about. But on the other, endless moments of annoyance and awkwardness." Katsuki answered, humming.
"I wonder where Midoriya's 'This is not worth it' line is." Shoto added, curious.
"Things have to be balanced, like yin and yang," Mashirao said. "Can't have the good without the bad."
"Helps that Sir Nighteye is there to be the voice of reason for Izuku," Hanta added in.
(1-B Dorm)
"Midoriya seems to be enjoying learning about new powers out there." Jurota said, fixing his glasses. "Silver linings at least."
"Yes, but to be honest, I don't know how much the headache is worth the new knowledge." Manga wondered.
"He deserves it for be a 1-A glory hog-" Monoma stated, but was hit on the head by Itsuka.
"Will you cut it with the hate boner already…?" Setsuna asked.
"HATE WHAT?!"
Istuka groaned. "Dang it Setsuna…"
(Teacher's Lounge)
Aizawa groaned, rubbing his head. "Why does Problem Child always get into these messes?"
"Somebody up there must really have it for him," Mic said.
"Yep, but not out of hate, just to have a laugh at his expenses." Nemuri added. "That or they are fans of his and want him to be confident and happy."
"I don't need this. Not at all." Aizawa said.
"Want some pain medicine?" Hound Dog asked the 1-A teacher.
"I'm not sure…" Aizawa said, grumbling.
"It's cherry flavored and in the shape of kittens."
"... Do I look like a kid to you?!"
"..." Hound Dog just shook the small box while smirking.
Aizawa said nothing and held out his hand. "Not one word or they;ll never find your bodies…" He then took it and swallowed it without a drink.
(Midoriya Apartment)
Inko sighs, but has a small smile. "Oh Izuku, never change."
"Hahahaha! Aww, Icchan, you are so adorable even when you're in despair," Mitsuki said, laughing.
"Honey… Please stop…" Masaru groaned out.
"Aaw! You know I say that out of Auntie Love, babe!" She answered, slapping his back over and over.
Inko cuffed her over the head. "Behave." She ordered, giving her stoic stern look.
Mitsuki pouted. "Spoil sport…"
(I-Island)
Melissa's eyes were sparkling. "Oh, I Oh, I wonder what could be out there and what could be made~?"
David rubbed his daughter's head. "Calm down, no need to be that excited."
"How can you not be excited?! The prospect of endless knowledge!"
"Because having a level-head is a key feature of a good scientist." He answered, playfully poking her nose.
"Heeeey!" She answered, pouting. "I am a good scientist!" She added with a childish whine.
"Almost there. I believe in you,"
She smiled at her father. "Thank you."
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"That kitten is cute when he is geeking out~" Ragdoll said, giggling.
"Almost Adorkable~" Pixie-Bob added.
"Makes me want to hug him and cuddle him." Mandalay added.
"..."
"What? I have Needs!" She admitted.
"Yeah, but you rarely admit that." Ragdoll said.
"Because at least ONE of us has to be the responsible adult around here!"
"... Your d**** broke again." Pixie Bob said, snorting.
"No… It's just no longer enough." She admitted with a low voice, making the other two wince in sympathy.
"Should you really be discussing this with Kota in the room…" Tiger asked flatly, covering the boy's ears.
"Too late for that, uncle Tiger… Last time you all got drunk you all talked about Adult Stuff… It was horrible…" Kota said with a thousand mile stare.
"Oh…" The WWP muttered, wincing and having blushes on their faces.
"Next time we go out partying… Leave Kota with Izuku and Eri…" Mandalay muttered, facepalming.
(Studio)
Boomstick was chuckling to something off screen.
Wiz just facepalmed, groaning. "Okay, no more distractions, it's time for your next date."
"Okay… Date number 5 out of… How many did you say there were?" Izuku asked.
"We didn't~" Boomstick said, laughing.
Nighteye groaned. "We're in for the long haul…"
"That's what makes it fun!" Boomstick answered, laughing.
"That's a relative way to define fun."The poor Hero countered, groaning.
Izuku gave a flat look. "Welcome to what I've been dealing with…"
"Anywho~! Let it roll~!" Boomsticj shouted as the randomizer light started to appear above the girl's doors.
Toga crossed her fingers. "Please be me~! Please be me~!"
"I wouldn't mind being next!" Aoi admitted, chuckling.
"Ribbit! You just got here! That would just be unfair!" Monster Girl Tsuyu answered.
"Heeeey! I want my turn! I have been waiting for aaaaages!" Mei said, whining.
Izuku sweatdropped. "They seem way too eager, even Mei…"
Just then the light started to slow down. It looked like it was going to stop on Mei's door. But then it landed and on Toga's getting a high pitched squeal of joy from the blond girl.
Izuku paled. "Oh no…"
"You're letting him date a villain!?" Nighteye shouted, glaring at Wiz and Boomstick.
"Relaaax! After the sixth death, we finally figured out how to use proper security measures," Boomstick answered, laughing.
"WHAT?!" both heroes shouted.
"He is screwing with you, we got no deaths in this show. Just some minor wounds and a couple pregnancies." Wiz answered.
"... That isn't better…"
(1-A Dorm)
"Oh, that's not good," Hanta stated, worried for Izuku.
"I really hope that behind their being buffoons there is also SOME professionalism! Some sort of countermeasure against not just sexual harassment, but also murder, either willing or by mistake." Iida answered.
"... What do you mean?" Kaminari asked, looking confused.
"That I hope they can stop Himiko-san SHOULD she try to either kill or molest Midoriya-kun. With her I can't tell which is the more likely outcome." He answered.
"... SHe might do both, ribbit," Tsu said bluntly.
"Not helping Tsu…" Ochako said with a deadpan.
"Not fair he gets a hot yandere…" Mineta pouted.
"Shut it Grape Stain," Katsuki ordered.
(1-B Dorm)
"HA! I see now that one of 1-A is going to date a villain!" Monoma said, looking smug. "He should be ashamed to even think about doing such a loathsome thing~! This just proves how inferior-" He was cut off by being cuffed in the back of the head by Testutetsu, with his Quirk activated.
"Shut up! He's got no choice on who he has to date," he scolded the Copy Quirk user. "So cool it with the hate boner."
"He is getting very annoying, almost a parody of himself." Jurota said, sighing.
"Would be kind of karmic if he actually redeems her or something." Kinoko added.
"I swear, I believe Midoriya could actually do that, but if Monoma doesn't cut down on the hate speeches, I will take over Itsuka-chan's punishment job, but I will start hitting hard enough to make teeth fly. This joke has gone on for far too long." Setsuna said with crossed arms.
"Harsh." Ibara admitted.
"It seems you've calmed down from your revelry high, finally," Juzo said, teasing the girl.
Ibara blushed, covering her face. "I'm sorry, he was just so pure and he was like an angel that took others' pain onto himself…"
"Ibara… You really Love him, don't you? Beyond mere Religious fanaticism. You do like him." Reiko said.
"... Eeeep!"
"Busted." Her friends said, laughing.
"I guess we'll need to help you plan some Broccoli Hunt when he'll be back, then," Itsuka said, smirking.
"Itsuka, I thought you'd be against teasing?" Ibara asked, whimpering.
"Sorry…" she said, rubbing the back of her head.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Aizawa looked ready to strangle someone with his scarf. All Might looked like he was going to cough up blood again, even with his fully healed state. Nezu was just laughing his tail off.
"I swear… If she hurts him…" All Might muttered.
"Get in line!" Nemuri and Mic added, Aizawa just grunted.
"Just what we need, a stunt like this could make people see heroes in a worse light," Vald said, rubbing his head.
"We'll just have to find a way to make sure to soften the fall out," Nezu stated. But he saw the positives in this, making the higher ups in the Hero Public Safety Commission squirm in unease. Might make them sloppy. Both Wiz and Boomstickh chuckled, getting his thoughts.
"Technically…" Vlad said.
"What?" the other teachers asked.
"IF… and this is a damn big IF, young Midoriya manages to redeem her "Through the Power of Love", we would hopefully get the opposite effect and show that Heroes are still able to help people even when full into Villainy. And you know the Media, they LOVE sappy stories of Love saving somebody from darkness and all that." He explained.
"... And make the HPSC have a hard time trying to twist this in their own way~! I love it~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!" Nezu said, laughing maniacally.
"You know, I always did like the chaos Nezu brings~" Boomstick stated, laughing.
"We certainly don't need another Vought International in their world… We've had to deal with that already…" Wiz said, looking at Nezu with a look that said, 'That's what the HPSC is'. He also seemed to be looking at someone else.
(Big Three and Eri)
"Should we be worried?" Tamaki asked the other two.
"Eeeeh! I trust both Izuku-kun and the staff of that show to keep Himiko contained and stop her from trying anything villainous. But still, I am afraid that poor Izuku will have one hell of a headache once the date is over." Mirio answered, humming.
Just then, Yuyu Haya walked by and saw the four of them. "Huh, what are you guys doing?"
"Hey Yuyu~!" Nejire called back to her friend, excited. "We're watching a date show featuring Midoriya from 1-A~! Want to join~!?"
"Him? A date show? Did they threaten him? He is the very last guy I imagine willingly going through with something like that." She admitted.
"Eh! That's the key detail, he wasn't exactly willing to begin with. They just dropped the thing on his lap." Tamaki answered, shrugging.
"Papa does get great rewards and power ups though~!" Eri added, cheering for Izuku.
Yuyu clutched her heart, seeing someone just as pure, if not more, as Nejire. "So cute…~!"
"Yeah, we are keeping this little ball of sugar, sunshine and Purity entertained while she waits for Icchan to be back!" Nejire answered, making Eri giggle.
Yuyu shook her head. "I guess I can join you. What have I missed?" she asked, taking a seat with her classmates.
"You see-" Nejire stated, then explained to her everything that happened up to this point.
(Gunhead Agency)
"... Oh that's not good…" Gunhead said, remembering the letter Uravity sent him.
"I hope she doesn't have any knives on her…" one guy said, worried for Izuku.
"They may have missed Teen Nemuri's stripper swimsuit, but I hope they didn't miss any of that Toga girl's knives. I will twist that girl's neck into a ribbon if she hurts my Student's best friend and Love." Gunhead said.
"... They might want to have her go through a metal detector first…" one of the girls said. "Just to be safe.
"Good idea," everyone agreed.
(Midoriya Apartment)
A dark, menacing aura was surrounding Inko. She was… beyond enraged, to the point of a cold fury. The Bakugous were sweating bullets in fear.
"I-Inko, remember, you can't kill someone, otherwise you'll be sent to jail," Masaru said, trying to calm the enraged mother.
"Inko, trust Izuku. He will pull through." Mitsuki said.
"..."
"But! As your good friend and Icchan's auntie… IF that girl manages to do some damage, I'll be right beside you, and help you tear her apart." She then added.
"Let's leave plans of murder for later, IF things really go that bad." Mitsuki's husband added, sighing.
Inko aura was lessened, but it was still there. She had a dangerous look in her eyes, and a pen flew by then and stuck in the wall aboc\ve the television.
"... Did she use her Quirk without her hands?" Masaru asked his wife.
"... I think so…"
(I-Island)
"I can't believe they let her in," David said, worried for Izuku.
Melissa was scared for him. "You don't think he's in danger, do you dad?"
"I'm not completely sure, but we'll wait and see."
(Nighteye's Agency)
"THIS IS MADNESS! I GET ASKING A VILLAIN TO GIVE EVERYBODY A CHANCE! But not somebody with violent, psychotic episodes!" Centipeder yelled in horror.
"Please calm down sir, even if we wanted to help him and Sir Nighteye, we can't, unless I was somehow teleported there," Bubble Girl said, trying to calm the hero down.
"..."
"To help him!" She said, glaring at the centipede hero.
"Uh-hu."
"... And if I have a spare minute, go for a date too, a proper one."
"There it is…" Centipeder muttered, sighing.
Bubble Girl just puffed her cheeks at him, annoyed.
(Iida Residence)
All the Iida family's eyes widened at the next contestant.
"He's actually dating a villain?" Tensei asked, flabbergasted.
"Against his will, basically." His mother answered.
"Maybe the Power of Love will save her." His father added.
"Darling, sometimes your sense of Romanticism is both adorable and far too much." She answered, laughing.
"Says the one who's a sucker for Romance Manga with this kind of scenario~" he said, teasing her.
She blushed madly. "You promised never to reveal that!" she squawked indignantly.
Tensei looked worried. "I'm more concerned about how the HPSC will twist this…" Tensei admitted, grimacing. "... Or Iida going on another Crusade of his to avenge him."
"... He took it from your side of the family!" Both parents said at the same time while pointing at each other.
Tensei was holding back his laughter.
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"HER!?" everyone shouted, knowing she was at the attack on the Summer Camp.
"Why her!? Why not me?!" Pixie Bob said. She was cuffed over the head by Mandalay.
"Stop being a Thirsty Thot!" Mandalay roared at her, an aura of fire around her, eyes blazing in fire. "THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T GET A DATE!"
"HOW DARE YOU!?" Pixie shouted, angered at the insult.
"I am just helping you understand that you will end up like an old lady surrounded by cats if you don't wise-up!" Mandalay said.
"LALALALALA! I can't hear you! LALALALALA! That will never happen!"Pixie Bob said while covering her ears.
"Eeh, you are a desperate case." Ragdoll said, sighing.
"Maybe if you cut back a bit, Izuku might like you more," Tiger said, getting Pixie's attention. He then whispered to her. "He told me he has a Hero Crush on all of you~"
"He does? Heck yeah! We got a head-start!"
"He also has one on Rumi, so…"
"She doesn't count! She is far too abrasive in personality, it will counter it!" Ragdoll answered.
"... You think we can have him have mu\ltiplr costumes with different animal ears?" Kota asked, wanting to see his hero in a version of his family's costume.
"... Maybe…" All of them said, putting that idea up for thought later.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"This is going to be epic," Twice stated, overjoyed. He then did a 180. "This is going to go poorly!"
"Well, it seems we'll get some dirt on the boy after all," Dabi stated.
"Are we REALLY, REALLY SURE he won't turn her against us?" Compress said.
"Nah! She won't betray us!" Magne said, confident in the girl
"You sure?"
"... Crap."
"If she betrays us, I'll just dust her," Shigaraki said.
"No skin off my bones," Dabi said, not caring.
Spinner looked in shock. "Hey! She doesn't deserve that."
"Yes, seems a bit much if you ask me," Compress agreed.
The two just roll their eyes.
(All For One's Cell)
"Well, well, I might find a way to break the boy sooner than I thought~" All For One stated, smiling cruelly.
"Yeah, yeah, keep telling yourself that," the guard said. "Bet you he'll beat you with his new powers."
"They'll be a bonus to my collection soon," the villain said, unfazed. Wiz and Boomstick rolled their eyes.
(Hero Public Safety Commission: Head Office)
Madam President was talking to Yokumiru Mera and Hawks on plans on how to eradicate the LOV when the TV in the room turned on to Izuku's show. Madam President looked annoyed at this and tried to shut it off with her remote, but it stayed on.
Madam President looked irritated. "What is the meaning of this?"
"Looks like that boy from the raid on the Shie Hassaikai raid," Hawks stated.
They had watched a bit, right after Shouko's date and when Izuku gained his wishes. They were shocked at Izuku reviving Sir Nighteye and fixing the other heroes.
Yokumiru blinked a few times. "Huh, guess that kid is hero material."
Madam President looked unamused. This boy might become a thorn in her side and the HPSC.
Just then they saw his date with a Teen Version of the Heroine and Izuku gaining a pocket dimension garage and a Bike most heroes would pay for.
And then, Wiz and Boomstick made the comment.
"You know, I always did like the chaos Nezu brings~" Boomstick stated, laughing.
"We certainly don't need another Vought International in their world… We've had to deal with that already…" Wiz said, looking at Madam President with a look that said, 'That's what the HPSC is'. He also seemed to be looking at someone else.
Madam President looked at Hawks. "When we find the location. I want you to eliminate those two, and have that boy here. He will be under our control."
"Sure! I am sure you will manage where every other Villain failed." Hawks muttered.
"What's that?"
"Nothing!" Hawks answered immediately.
'I really hope the kid will be okay… This bit… Woman, is far too much of a pain in the ass.' Hawks thought.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
Gentle and Brava were planning their next video, infiltrating UA during the Festival, while having a cup of tea, when their computer showed the dating show.
"... Is that the kid…" La Brava said, shocked.
"Yep. Indeed he keeps attracting trouble like a magnet." Gentle answered, chuckling.
"One of the students of UA," La Brava said. "But how did they hack my computer?"
"I have no idea, but I say we watch and see if we can learn a thing or two?" Gentle said, intrigued.
"Eh! I used to like 'Battle for the Bachelor' back in the days, so I am happy to watch a similar show."
"Oh! Why did they stop airing it?"
"One of the contestants shaked another with a broken bottle when she got discarded," La Brava answered with a sweet smile.
"... Holy hell…" Gentle muttered, shivering in horror.
(Studio)
Toga was now wrapped around Izuku's arm, her cheshire grin on her face. "Oh~ This will be so much fun~! Right Izu-kun~!?"
"Uh… Right…." Izuku just agreed, sweating a bit.
"We have snipers with tranquilizer darts at ready, it's okay." Wiz whispered in his ears.
"You enjoy the date, boyo. We'll take care of security." Boomstick whispered as well.
"Thanks." Izuku answered.
Toga pouted at the two. "Ruin my fun…"
"You want to drink my blood and kill me…" Izuku said blandly.
"Because I want to become you~" Toga said, giddily.
"... Do you need Blood to live?" Izuku asked.
Toga was going to answer, but was interrupted by Wiz. "Now, now, you two can talk and get to know each other during your date."
"R-Right, sorry," Izuku apologized.
"It's okay Izu-kun~"Topga said, sweetly. "I hope I can have something normal for once…"
"Oh, I think you'll love the date we have set up for the two of you," Wiz stated, fixing his glasses.
"Do I need to be scared?" Izuku asked, sighing.
"Come on! Did we give you any excuse to be afr-"
"Yes."
"You didn't even let me finish…" Wiz said with a deadpan.
Boomstick just laughed.
Just then the portal to the two's date appeared, what looked like a fancy restaurant in front of them.
"Oh~ Fancy~" Toga said, she hadn't been to one since she was in middle school. "Haven't been to one since my family disowned me."
"... Wait, what?" Izuku asked, shocked, and most of the watchers as well.
"I'll tell you over lunch… or is it dinner?" Toga asked, pondering.
Izuku shrugged. "No idea. Time seems to be different."
Toga just shrugged with him. "Eh. Who cares? Let's go eat~!" Izuku was then dragged into the portal by Toga, making him yelp in surprise.
(Date)
Soft violin music, soft light from an elegant chandelier shining above the room and reflecting light from the thousand delicate droplets of crystal hanging from it, tablecloth of pure silk and white in color, crystal flutes and delicate porcelain plates, everything was classy, elegant, gorgeous. Simply perfect.
A perfect romantic dinner just for the two of them, the lone waiter gave an elegant bow and lighted the lone tall pure-white candle and moved away, ready to serve them; the lone violin player gave Izuku a wink and continued to play his slow, sweet melody.
"Greetings~" the waiter bowed. "You must be our guest for this evening~ You're VIP table on the balcony is ready for the two of you~ If you please, follow me~"
"Oh~ I love the way this place looks~" Toga stated, stars in her eyes.
"This seems a bit over the top…" Izuku said, surprised.
"This seems normal," Toga said, surprising Izuku.
"Wait, what?" Izuku asked, as the two followed the waiter.
"Yeah… my… parents… were high class people… They saw my Quirk as monstrous… and wanted me to stop drinking blood and ignore my needs for it…" Toga said, a little more somber tone in her voice.
"Oooh, God. Your father was that guy that tried to run for Prime Minister and got caught getting lots of bribe money, isn't he?" Izuku said, face-palming and groaning.
"Yeeeeah. Da… Fath… That Guy, was never the sharpest knife. Yes." Himiko answered, sighing.
"And the story of how his daughter snapped and attacked her classmate, that was you, wasn't it?" Izuku asked, shocked.
"Yeah… Right before he disowned me for 'ruining' the family image," Toga said, darkly, her smile gone. "So I leaked the information on all his crimes. Who ruined the family name now…? Mot… Mo… That Woman tried to kill me for ruining her comfortable life, calling me a monster for not being 'normal'…"
Izuku…. Actually looked angered at that. She and him were alike, but unlike him, she didn't have anyone to help her.
(1-A Dorm)
"Dude, that's just messed up," Kaminarui stated, looking angered.
"THAT'S SO UNMANLY!" Kirashima roared. "WHAT KIND OF PARENTS WOULD DO SUCH A THING!?"
"Oh! You'd be surprised…" Their Multi-armed friend muttered, darkly. "Some people value image and popularity above all else. And now that Quirks are around, they have even more reasons to be toxic." He added, palming his face mask with a growl.
"Now I am feeling bad about that psycho girl…" Katsuki muttered, sneering.
"Sometimes we forget that Villains are people too. Not everybody is born evil, most of them become Evil due to circumstances. Like Toga-san." Iida admitted with a long sigh.
"I'm also guessing with her Quirk being repressed for so long, it also affected her view of how she sees relationships as well," Ochako stated.
"... Here it says that some people theorized that suppressing Quirk Induced Hunger, as in: 'Need to feed on other things' to sustain themselves beside food, could potentially have detrimental effects on people's health, especially mental health. But as you can imagine, many simply don't want to believe that just to keep being dicks against 'Villainous Quirks'." Tsuyu said after checking on the internet.
"Geez, those people are idiots," Jiro stated bluntly.
(1-B Dorm)
Tetsutertsu looked enraged, knowing how his Quirk needs iron to make it stronger and last longer. "THOSE UNMANLY MORONS! IF A QUIRK NEEDS SOMETHING THAT'S VITAL TO IT, YOU NEED TO HAVE IT SO THAT IT WON'T AFFECT YOU IN THE LONG RUN!"
"I need to drink ink from time to time, but my parents never were ashamed of it!" Manga said, and added a doodle of an angry frown to it.
"You do?"
"Just once a week is enough, enough to fill a pen." He answered, shrugging.
"And is it…"
"No, it still tastes bad."
"Have you ever tried Squid Ink Pasta?" Jurota asked Manga.
"Tried… Only artificial ink works…" The boy answered, adding a crying face emoji.
The class winced.
Monoma looked at the screen, a blank look on his face. He wasn't saying anything.
'So she is like me… Do every other Villain have a bad life like me? You mean… Oh…' Monoma thought in shock, finally dawning on him that the world is not neatly divided as he thought, not just a matter of Black and White as he believed.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Aizawa was gripping his mug so hard, he might actually break it.
"And here is our daily reminder that Villains are human too. Society has done a damn good job in dehumanizing them." Nemuri commented with a sigh of dismay.
"You can blame the HPSC for that, they don't want things to change and want to stay in power," Nezu stated, taking a sip of tea. "Anything that will make less villains and less villains is a bad thing in their eyes, even if it hurts people. And if I had to guess Wiz and Boomstick are showing this to them as a screw you~"
"Eeeh! Please Midoriya, show them we can redeem Villains and help them! Do it and I'll cover you in extra credits," Mic said, biting his nails.
"I'll see if I can let her in to have counseling, no matter what, even if I have to chain her to the seat." Hound Dog stated.
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
Eri was on the verge of crying, hearing something so similar to her own past.
"Sometimes I am ashamed to live on the same planet as those people." Tamaki admitted.
Nejire puffed her cheeks in anger. "Those people are nothing but bullies and shouldn't even be called parents…!"
"I can't believe it, parents should be there to protect and guide us… not… not this!" Mirio said with clenched teeth.
Yuyu hugged Eri, trying to comfort her. "Things like these happen, I know people should try to help, but there are things out of our control," she said, looking sad for the girls, Eri and Himiko.
"That's it! Once he and she are back, We are kidnapping that girl and help her." Mirio said, rooting for Izuku.
"Kidnapping is a bit extreme… eh, whatever." Tamaki answered, shrugging.
(Midoriya Apartment)
"... Can I adopt her?" Inko asked, tears filling her eyes.
"... Didn't you just want to murder her just a minute ago…?" Mitsuki asked her friend.
"I am a sucker for tragic backstories, that's part of the reason why I am friends with you, Mitsuki! We both love to bawl our eyes at those sad stories." She answered, making Mitsuki look away.
"I have no idea what you're talking about."
"So all those DVDs of-" Masaru started but was cut off by his wife.
"You swore never to speak of those!"
"Oh, what does she have?" Inko asked, now curious.
"NOTHING!"
"... Love Love Knights." He blurted-out.
"MASARU!" Mitsuki yelled in shame, hiding her face in her hands.
"Ha-ah! I knew it! You too love that Soap-Opera!" Inko said, smirking.
Mitsuki just pouted.
(I-Island)
Melissa covered her mouth in shock. "H-How could her parents do that to her?"
"Eeeeh, Human Ignorance is bottomless. Some still cling to superstitions like Quirks being inherently Evil or bringers of Bad Luck. Those two cretins unfortunately had met people open to help them fulfill their paranoia and their deranged thirst for power." David answered, sighing.
"That's terrible!"
"And far too common." He answered.
"... I want to help change that, even if it's through my tech," Melissa said, determined.
"Just don't get too carried away, okay," David said, still regretting what he did.
(Nighteye's Agency)
Bubble Girl was shocked. "S-She had to go through that?"
"Not just her…" Centipeder said with a dark tone.
"Uh?"
"That is a common way the Bigots treat anybody with Blood-Related Quirks, not just hers, there are many Quirks that for a reason or another force people to drink blood. In that case it has been seen how parents force the holder to NOT drink blood just to save face. I heard of even worse cases." He said.
"How can the HPSC allow this sort of thing?" Bubble Girl asked.
"... That… I am unsure of…"
(Iida Residence)
"That poor girl…" Tensei's mother said, looking sad for the girl.
"No wonder she snapped, she had to force her Quirk down for years," Tensei stated.
"Actually, there may be ground for her to sue her parents." Tensei's father said, unsure. "I don't remember the actual name, but it's something about forceful suppression of Quirk or something, if it is a Health hazard it is pretty much illegal."
"... Do you think she'll get a hearing, even with all her murders?" Tensei asked.
"That, I am unsure of," his father answered. "Maybe she can get some leniency, but not much."
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"Do you think we can adopt her?" Pixie Bob asked. "She almost looks like a cat."
"A feral one unfortunately." Mandalay added, groaning.
"Aren't Tigers the same~?" Tiger asked, smirking.
"That's different," Mandalay said.
"How so?" Ragdoll asked.
"You know, feral and deadly. You cross them, you get mauled."
"... You are complimenting her a bit too much." Ragdoll answered, huffing.
"She was one of the people who attacked the camp and kidnapped you and had your Quirk stolen!" she roared.
"I know! That's why I don't… I don't… I don't like her! Okay?! No amount of sad backstory will make me forget what she did to me!" Ragdoll answered, tears filling her eyes.
Tiger grabbed them all in a big group hug. "Now, now, there's no need to be angry. We all were affected by that monster. Wouldn't be surprised if he made her parents that way to have a weapon that he can use."
"I guess we should calm down and continue watching," Pixie said.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"Guess she and I have something in common," Dabi stated.
"Get in line. We all had shitty childhoods, otherwise we wouldn't be here, but in UA to become another "Hero". Apparently having bad parents is a requirement to be Villains." Magne answered, sighing.
"Wonder if we'll learn something that's similar to the boy," Compress said, shuffling cards.
"I hope so, or else this farce will just be a waste of time." Kurogiri answered, massaging his burning temples.
"I'm sure she'll do her job./SHE'S GOING TO MESS UP BADLY!"
"Whatever the case, we'll have information on him," Shigaraki stated.
(All For One's Cell)
All For One smiled. That was one of his biggest successes, manipulating the minds of those three. Her powers were such a wonderful toy to use, and making her parents shun her to break her into his mold was all too easy. 'Even if she'd want to change, she has a Quirk linked to me to allow me to know what she does in places. She'd be another mole, this one unknowingly~' he thought to himself.
"Oh! Right! We almost forgot! Medic Squad! Remove that spying thingie!" Boomstick said, and a duo of doctors entered the scene, jabbed a syringes in Himiko's arm to remove… something, give Boomstick and WIz a thumbs-up and leave.
"... Goddamnit." All for One muttered under his breath, smile gone. 'Well I still have the boy in 1-A… he wouldn't dare betray me if he knows what's good for him… or his parents…'
Wiz and Boomstick rolled their eyes, already planning on helping the French-Japanese boy later.
(Hero Public Safety Commission: Head Office)
Madam President was clenching her intertwined hands together. If Himiko Toga were to reform, it would change people's opinions on villains even further and want rehabilitation centers and better care for people. That could not be allowed. "Hawks. When she gets back, I want you to kill her and make it look like she went back to her old ways. Showing she was just messing and trying to fool people. Understood?"
"Sure, no problem." Hawks, reading Shonen Jump, answered without lifting his eyes from the pages, inside his mind a giant middle finger rose to answer the woman, casting its immense shadow over her.
'Not gonna happen, sorry, hag.' he thought, uncaring.
"Madam President, if you do that so soon, it might look suspicious," Yokumiru Mera said, trying to make her think otherwise.
"We can just put evidence that shows that she was attacking someone, someone I wanted eliminated anyways," she said. "Will make it show that villains don't want change, just chaos."
"She does know we can hear her, right?" Boomstick asked Wiz.
"She thinks we can't do anything outside this show," Wiz said, making the head of the HPSC glare at them.
"I've already started on making you two A-Rank Villains, and have heroes already looking to apprehend you both," she said, unamused. "You did kidnap a UA student and are 'torturing' him after all."
"Jesus, you really are a mess, no surprise the last time you got laid was when you were in high school, with your P.E Teacher." Wiz said, taunting.
"She has ten cats, Wiz. That should tell you what a sad woman she is." Boomstick added, both men talked about her with endless pity.
'I can hear her blood pressure rising…' both guys in the room thought, stepping away from the silently fuming woman.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
Both of them were helping Wiz and Boomstick out by having the live stream broadcasted through their own media. Making it a reaction to the show.
"You think they'll be okay with us doing this?" La Brava asked, setting up the live stream of the live stream.
"Why don't we ask them~?" Gentle asked, looking at the TV. "I'm sure they'd love for this show to have more watchers~ Am I correct in my judgment you two~?"
"Yeah, we don't mind." Boomstick said.
"KYAAAAAAAAH!" La Brava shrieked in fear and latched to Gentle.
"Glad we got your permission?" He said, unsure.
"Just be careful and do not try to steal the show from us!" Wiz added.
"We'll try not to," he said. "Though I do like your entertainment. Are you a fan of Golden Tips Tea?"
"I don't mind a cup of it here and now," Wiz said, fixing his glasses.
"Glad to hear it~"
Brava just started their own stream.
(Date)
Izuku and Toga made it to their table. They were still weirded out by what happened a minute ago. "Are you okay, Himiko?"
"Y-Yeah, actually, I feel better than I have in a while actually," she answered, her head feeling a lot more better.
"We are glad to hear that~" the waiter said, bowing to them. "We try to make sure that our guests are well~" He then handed the two menus. "Please take your time, and order what you like~"
Toga and Izuku took them, and thanked him. When they looked, Himiko looked surprised seeing something she didn't expect. "Wait, you give people blood as well?" she asked, shocked.
"Why, yes! Sanguinaccio Blood Pies for example are an amazing mixture of Dark Chocolate, cinnamon and Blood in it. Our Chef also takes pride in his Blood Pasta too. Those and many more." The Waiter answered. "We even have blood chilled in wine bottles, so you may enjoy a glass like a fine wine~ We have O positive, O negative, A positive, A negative, B positive, B negative, AB positive and AB negative~ Which would you prefer, madam?"
"Y-You don't think that's weird?" Himiko asked, shocked.
"Not at all, blood dishes have been around for centuries, and we caterer to any type of being, be them mystical or superhuman~"
"Mystical?"
"We have a few Vampires between our usual customers, Baron Williams loves our O Negative blood wine." he answered.
"Whoa, that's so cool," Izuku said in awe.
The waiter chuckled. "We are glad to hear that~ Now, have you two decided on your meals~?"
"I think… I'll have the Blou… Bld…" She tried saying, narrowing her eyes.
"Bludnudeln. Pork Blood Pasta?" The waiter asked.
"That. And the blood pudding for dessert, please." Himiko said.
"Any blood to drink?" he asked, writing it down.
"I guess, can I get AB negative blood?"
"An excellent choice," he said, writing down her order. "And you sir?"
"Uh… Can I get the Blood Sausage and Steak with the Caesar Salad, with Tiramisu for dessert and a cup of Jamaica's Blue Mountain coffee?" Izuku asked, making Toga look at him in surprise.
"Y-You ordered something with blood in it?" she asked.
"I thought it would be far if I tried something with it, just to help you feel comfortable," Izuku said, sheepishly.
"Aaw! Thank you!"
"I want to show you that you are not Cursed or Evil… Just… You." He answered, sheepish. This made her blush, and held her cheeks giddily.
"Very good choices~ Your meals will be out in a few minutes," the waiter informed them.
"Thank you," both thanked him. He bowed to them and went to get their order.
After the waiter left, Toga looked at Izuku, smiling. "I'm enjoying myself so far~ How about you, Izu-kun~?"
"So far so good," Izuku admitted, smiling sheepishly. "I thought things would get crazy."
"Maybe they will after our meal~" Himiko said, with a cheshire smile.
"... Why do I have a feeling you're right…?" Izuku asked, his smile straightening a bit.
(1-A Dorm)
"Dude, you have damn bad luck about that! You attract bad situations like a bad smell attracts flies!" Kirishima said, laughing.
"Poor guy can't catch a break." Kaminari added.
"Of course, it is helpful as a Hero because you stumble on Villains whenever you are needed… But it murders your personal life." Ojiro added, humming.
"I still love him!" Ochako said, huffing in defiance.
"WE KNOW!" The others answered, rolling their eyes.
"You have it bad, girl," Mina said, poking Ochako's cheek playfully. This made her pout more.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Aizawa was so close to banging his head on his desk… again… "Are we sure he doesn't have some sort of bizarre Luck Quirk with the rest of his powers?" the teacher asked.
"How would you even test for such a thing?" Mic asked, looking confused.
"I can do that!" Power Loader said.
"In a way that respects human rights and is not stupidly dangerous." Nezu said, unfazed.
"... I can't do that." Power Loader corrected himself.
"Have a drone follow him on his partols and have a magnetic field detector for the field of Luck," Nezu then changed the plan.
"You are not endangering my student," Aizawa stated bluntly.
"I do have many other ideas," Nezu said, smiling and sipping his tea.
"... We'll come back to this later…" Nemuri said, sighing.
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
"... You know, if she wasn't crazy, I'd call her cute," Yuyu stated, looking at Himiko.
"I like her, if we help her fix her psychotic moments I want to be her friend! And go shopping, and have slumber parties and go to the Arcade and-"
"We got it!" Tamaki answered, covering Nejire's mouth with a hand.
All she did was giggle.
"Well, let's hope she can be changed for the better," Mirio said, smiling.
"Papa will do it," Eri said with full trust in Izuku.
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"... Would it be wrong to forgive her if she truly wants to turn over a new leaf?" Ragdoll asked, looking conflicted.
"Eeeh! Hard to law says that technically she can join a Rehabilitation Program if she fits the criteria… Socially-speaking, though… That's another story. Many people may not be okay with her having a chance at redemption." Tiger answered.
"People are not always understanding." Mandalay added, groaning.
"I say you give her a chance," Kota said, a determined glint in his eyes. "Deku helped me out, even risked his life to protect me, we should help him by helping her out~! Make her a trainee in your group as a new recruit, cat costume and all~! It can be probation for her~!"
"... Are you sure you'd be fine with it, Kota?" Mandalay asked her nephew. "She did attack our home?"
"Would you not be heroes in not trying to help the person who was led astray, like a black cat abused by people for the bad luck stigma?" Kota asked, using the cat theme to his advantage.
"AAAAW! You are learning!" The Wild Wild Pussycats said in chorus and mass-hugged the boy.
"STOP HUGGING MEEEEEE!" Kota yelled in horror.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"So she's at a place that treats her normally," Dabi stated, looking unamused.
"Of course… That won't help us bring the boy to our side or just let us know some dirt on the boy." Kurogiri hissed in contempt.
"Just wait Kurogiri," Shigaraki said, smiling cruelly. "We just have to wait for the right command to appear on the screen~"
"We're playing the long game I see," Magnus stated, nodding to the idea.
(Hero Public Safety Commission: Head Office)
"I don't like this. We need the Common People to follow our view of the world. Villains are Villains, Heroes are Heroes. WE decide who is a Villain. And they cannot be redeemed. Unless we say so." The President said, sneering.
"Yeah, yeah, we've heard this speech before from another corporation that turned their mightiest 'Hero' into their worst Villain because of them wanting no loose ends, taking control of his life from birth, and wanting him to be nothing but a poster child," Wiz said.
"Eh?"
"Do we need to spell it out? Been there, done that. You are not the first and you won't be the last to try screw us over, you'll just be another moron that will fail hilariously badly in doing so. We'll add you to the end-of.-show reel for all to point at you and laugh, like all the rest." Boomstick answered, shrugging.
"... You think we should have a young version of her who's just starting, and have her date Izuku and change the HPSC in that world?" Wiz asked.
"... Oh that would be fun to watch, and see how she reacts~" Boomstick said, liking the idea.
'... Can't believe that this is something more common out in the multiverse…' Hawks thought to himself, not liking how simulare this is.
Madam President was starting to get irritated with these two. Yokumiru looked like he wanted another cup of coffee, preferably shot directly in his veins through a syringe, for he knew the workload he was going to be under.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
"See? That's what I mean! A restaurant that's open and eager to please its customers no matter their needs without discriminating! That's the world I want to see!" Gentle said with sparkling eyes of childish wonder.
"I do like the idea as well, Gentle~!" Brava said, giddily. "Would give it five stars for the service so far. For the Menu, Five Stars as well, being high class and accommodating for a person's taste~! Now we need to see the food, and how the two love birds like it or not~"
"Right you are my dear~" Gentle agreed. "And the Time Spa that we were informed about, we'd support it as well, 5 Stars for service and Hospitality. Would be marvelous to use it and be in time for our next video to be made~ Looking good for the cameras."
"Indeed~ I might be even cuter afterwards~"
The views were coming in for the two, both for the Izuku Dating Show stream, and for Gentle and Brava's Reaction stream.
"You two sure know how to work an audience," Boomstick stated. "Keep at it, the views for our show are skyrocketing!"
"Thank you kindly," both thanked him.
(Date)
Toga looked at Izuku, face in her hands, and a love struck look on her face. "So, Izu-kun~ Can you tell me a little about yourself~ I want to get to know you better~"
"... What would you like to know?" Izuku asked her, smiling sheepishly.
"Everything~!" She answered.
"Eeeh! To be fair, I never thought I would be that interesting to begin with." Izuku answered with a sigh.
"I am just a normal guy, born in a simple family with a father forced to never stick around for long for his job… Life wasn't very glamorous since my Quirk popped-out way, way later than normal."
"Later?" Himiko asked.
"Much later. So I just stuck to the background for a very long time… That doesn't help forming a proper self-esteem." Izuku said, shrugging.
"I just 'Existed' for a long time, and just started Living after joining UA. That's why I find other people more interesting than myself. You comprised." He then said, gently grabbing her hand.
"So, please. Tell me more about yourself, about the Real Himiko." He then said, wanting to get to know her.
"Well…" Himiko started, trying to think of what to say. "I already told you about my 'parents' and what they did. How they wanted me normal, and not a freaky monster that drinks blood. … I just want to be myself, not judged for the 'Normal' in people's eyes. I like blood, it tastes amazing to me, and that's that. … I want to change the world and prove that the system is wrong, that people like me are not abominations ready to become the next villain…" Toga was starting to look a little down.
"... I was bullied as a kid, because I was deemed Quirkless for years," Izuku said, making her look at him, surprised. "People would belittle me, call me a fool for wanting to be a hero with no Quirk… the teachers never did anything about it. So I understand your wish for a world where everybody is accepted as they are, power or not, because it is in part my dream too."
"... You were bullied? But you seem like the kindest person I've met, cute and handsome as well," Himiko stated, both blushing at what was said.
"Hahahahaha!" The laughter Izuku released was strange… It sounded like a laugh, but had no amusement in it. "Oh! Sorry. I don't think they cared if I was gentle or rude or anything in between. I was Quirkless, so a target. And yet I don't hate them, I hate what they did, but not them themselves. Does it make me strange or stupid?" He asked.
Himiko held her chuckles back. "You're asking me, the Blood Drinking Weirdo Girl that~? If THAT makes you weird, then I'm a freak for loving people that are bloody all over~"
Izuku let out a small laugh. "I-I guess so. But you are not creepy. Not at all." Both had snaked their hands to each other, unknowinging, until their hands intertwined.
(1-A Dorm)
Mina was chewing on a handkerchief, tears running down her eyes, "That was the most bittersweet thing I had ever watched~!" she cried out.
"The Soap-Opera writes itself!" Toru answered, doing the same.
"I am not supposed to feel bad for her! She tried to stab me!" Ochako added, crying far too much.
"CROAAAAAK! Saaaame!" Tsuyu said.
"I am torn between scolding Midoriya for being too friendly with her, or applauding him for being able to help her," Iida said, looking torn.
"Among all of the pieces of shit in the League, she is probably the one I can actually get redeemed." Katsuki said, thoughtful. "Either she or that guy with the marbles."
"Maybe," Ojiro said.
(1-B Dorm)
Monoma huffed. "Such a fine establishment ruined by the likes of that vil-" He was hit over the head by Tetsutetsu.
"Dude, shut up," he told him.
"Imagine if they said 'No, we don't serve people with Evil copying Quirks'. Would you be happy?" Kuro said.
"... No…. I wouldn't…" Monoma muttered.
"Do you want people to give you a chance?"
"... Yes."
"And she doesn't?"
"...I don't know."
"Let us hope that Midoriya can bring her to the light," Ibara said, praying.
(Teacher's Lounge)
"Oh~ This is just too good~!" Midnight said, eating popcorn that Lunch Rush made her.
Aizawa had the opposite opinion. He let out a groan. "Why the problem child…?"
"... I might have to do an investigation on Midoriya's old school," Nezu stated, taking a sip of his tea.
"Should have done that a long time ago." Aizawa said with a grunt.
"To be fair, I didn't think things were that bad." Nezu answered, shrugging.
"Yeah… I don't believe you…"
(Gunhead Agency)
Some of the girls were tearing up for both Izuku and Himiko situations.
"Eeeh! I told people we needed to work hard to teach people how Villain Quirks are not a thing, to stop this sort of thing from happening… But what do I know… I am just a Low Tier Hero, so what do I know?" Gunhead commented bitterly.
"I'm sure this will spread that better, this is being shown all over Japan, and the World, and Gentle Criminal and La Brava are doing a live stream reaction of it, making it more aware," one of his sidekicks informed, showing him both.
"... Huh… Would you look at that," Gunhead said, surprised.
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"Dang, now I am feeling bad for that girl." Pixie Bob grunted, annoyed.
"My poor Icchan…"
"And there she goes." Ragdoll muttered in dismay, looking at the weeping Mandalay while rolling her eyes.
"Come on, you have to feel bad for him too?" she asked her friend.
"I can't help iiiiit!" She answered, crying in annoyance.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"Who knew the All Might fan boy was so broken," Shigaraki said, smiling wickedly.
"Quite surprising, considering he normally looks like UA's golden boy." Kurogiri answered.
"He wears the mask of comedy, to hit the mask of tragedy," Compress said, doing card tricks with tarot cards, showing two that fit Izuku.
"We thought that Exploding kid was good Villain material… Maybe we should consider that kid a good Plan B too?" Magne said.
"We'd have to make him lose that hero mentality though," Dabi stated. "Easier said than done."
"We'll just have to find a way then," Shigaraki stated.
(Hero Public Safety Commission: Head Office)
Madam President looked at Izuku, wondering if he'd be a threat to the Hero Society. "What are your thoughts on the boy?" she asked the two.
"Too far close to All Might to be converted to our cause, maybe we should just ignore him." Hawks tried saying.
"I agree, and Nezu might want him as a protage, with how smart he is, and all his new powers and skills," Yokumiru agreed.
"Another wild card hero we cannot control…" she said, not liking this at all. "I'll find some way to control him, one way or another…"
"Yeah, I suggest not going after his family, otherwise you'll make an enemy out of him and everyone else," Hawks stated. "Need to keep our 'image' after all."
"And I feel those two will have her protected somehow," Yokumiru added, point to Wiz and Boomstick.
Madam President was not happy in the slightest.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
La Brava was crying geysers out of her eyes. "So bitter sweet, waaaaaaaaaah~!"
"The greatest lights cast the biggest of shadows at time," Gentle said, looking at Izuku like he was seeing his younger self, and what could have been. "Fate can be cruel, for most it would bring them to their lowest. But for most, it forges them into making them something stronger, either a sword and/or shield to protect those in need."
"A surprisingly dark shadow at that!" La Brava said, drying her eyes.
"What do you think? Should we offer him our hand in friendship? To keep him from falling into his own darkness?" Gentle asked.
"If we don't get arrested, we should," La Brava agreed.
(Date)
Just then, the waiter reappeared, with the covered trays. "Sorry for the wait you two~ Here are your meals~" He placed both trays in front of the two. He then opens them, showing their meals, looking excellently made and appetizing. "For Ms. Toga, her Bludnudeln, Blood Pudding and AB negative blood, chilled bottle and some in a wine glass. For Mr. Midoriya, his Blood Sausage and Steak with the Caesar Salad, Tiramisu, and a perfectly warm Jamaica's Blue Mountain coffee that is at the right temperature to drink without it burning your tongue~"
Both were in awe at their food. So were some of the watchers as well.
"Whoa… This looks amazing…" Izuku said in awe.
The waiter bows. "I appreciate the compliment~ Please enjoy your meals~" He then vanished.
"... Huhuhuhu!"
"What?" Izuku asked.
"Sorry, sorry. It's just… Everything is so normal here, finally. Just a girl and a boy having a romantic dinner together like normal people. All thanks to you." Himiko answered with an honest, grateful smile, not her usual crazy one.
"Glad I could be of help…"
"What?"
"... Your smile is pretty." He blurted-out thanks to his bracelets. "... I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that outlo-"
"Thank you…" Himiko muttered, face dark-red, while insistently looking at her plate to avoid looking at him and blush harder.
"... You're not mad?" Izuku asked.
"Why would I be?" Himiko asked, still red faced.
"Eeeh! I am learning to believe in myself, but talking to girls is still a bit hard for me. And we have a bit of a past due to different life choices."
"But I don't hate you."
"And I don't hate you." Izuku saud, smiling.
"See? We can have a good time! So let's enjoy this!" Himiko answered with a wide happy smile, and raised her glass.
Izuku raised his cup of coffee, smiling at her. "Yes, let us enjoy our date," he agreed, the two toasting.
They then started to eat their meals. It was amazing to them, and cooked to perfection. "This is amazing~!" Himiko gushed.
"It really is good," Izuku agreed.
(1-A Dorm)
"They seem to really enjoy the food and each other's company," Hanta stated.
"Hnnnnnnnn!" Many girls growled.
"Uh?"
"They are torn between not liking her for her past as a Villain, and kind of liking her from seeing that she is possible friend material." Iida answered, humming.
"And the whole Rivalry thingie." Kirishima added.
"That too."
"Some of us are willing to share," Mina stated.
"Yeah~!" Toru agreed.
(1-B Dorm)
"It seems Midoriya is getting through to her," Yosetsu stated, surprised.
"I am impressed, Toga-san can be quite the charming girl. It's a pity they got their paws on her and turned her into a Villain." Itsuka admitted.
"Life's a bitch and got it for her and made sure she got a long streak of bullshit happen that turned her into that." Togaru added, tutting.
"The trails of life can forge what we become, be it for good or for ill," Ibara stated.
"You have to admit that sometimes Life gives you a wee bit too many bloody trails!" Manga answered, a grim face appearing on his head.
"Life happens," Tetsutetsu stated. "We can't be everywhere to help out, even if we wanted to."
"That's very insightful of you, Tetsutetsu," Setsuna stated.
"HEY, I CAN BE PHILOSOPHICAL IF I WANT TO BE!" he shouted, offended.
(Teacher's Lounge)
"SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAL~!" Midnight let out a high pitched squeal of pure joy.
"Damn it Namuri, stop that!" Aizawa shouted, as he and the other staff covered their ears.
"That's a very wholesome scene." Nezu admitted, chuckling.
"Please don't feed Nemuri's love stories addiction!" Vlad shouted.
"Now why would I do that~?" Nezu asked, smiling smugly.
"Because it would entertain you…" Aizawa stated flatly.
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
"I am scared, Mirio… I am feeling pity for her." Tamaki admitted with an exaggerated whine.
"It means you have a conscience!" Nejire said, smirking.
"I don't like thaaaaaaaat!" He answered, whining harder.
"... Is it wrong to find her cute in a creepy way?" Yuyu asked, her feelings mixed.
"I don't think so." Nejire said, pondering the idea.
(Midoriya Apartment)
"So precious~!" Inko cried out, crying.
"You can't adopt her!... She can't, right?" Mitsuki said.
"I don't know…" Her husband answered, unsure.
"But I like her now!" Inko cried. "She deserves a true mother's love!"
"... Gah… Fine! But you have to help her out a lot," Mitsuki stated, facepalming.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
"And it looks like they get a fived on food decor and tease, if the two eating the food happily is any indication," La Brava stated.
"I say, that's quite the nice date they're on. Way more romantic than what I expected. Knowing Miss Himiko at least." Gentle admitted, chuckling.
"She's like those dark romantic high class vampires in those dating manga's I read," La Brava stated, giggling.
"Ugh! Those ruined Vampires! They do not sparkle!"
"AH! Betrayal!" La Brava yelled in outrage, grasping her heart.
"I'm kidding, La Brava~ I just wanted to see how you reacted to me bringing that series up~" He said, taking a sip of his tea to hide his smirking face from his partner.
La Brava pouted at him, cutely. "I thought you had more class than that, Gentle…~!?"
"What~? Can't we make our viewers laugh here and there~?"
"I'll get you back for that one, just you know it…!"
(Studio)
"They seem to be having a good time," Mei stated.
"Indeed, croak," MG Tsu said, nodding.
"Aaw! He is a good boy! I am glad! I would have hated it if he was a bad boy." Ai admitted, clapping a little.
"Oh, he's always been a kind person," Mei stated, shrugging. "One of the top hero candidates of his class."
"That's good to hear," Ai stated, giggling.
(Date)
The two had finished their meal, both enjoying it all very much.
"That was amazing~!" Himiko gushed, loving the food.
"Yes, I have to agree, it was really good," Izuku said, smiling.
"I am glad to hear such high remarks on our food`" The waiter said, returning and taking their dishes. "I hope you two have a great rest of your date, and hope to see you two here again soon~" He bowed then left.
Izuku looked at Himiko and asked, "So what do you want to do for the next few minutes?"
"I'm not really sure to be honest," Himiko said, unsure, and giving a sheepish smile.
Just then, a helicopter showed up, and riding it it was another version of Compress. "There you are Toga, we have a heist to do. Oh, am I interrupting something?"
"... Huh!?" Izuku asked, shocked.
"Oh, this looks like fun~!" Himiko stated, smiling.
(1-A Dorm)
"... Well this can't be good…" Momo said, shocked at the twist thrown in.
"I hope they are talking about a fake one! They can't ruin Deku-Kun's chances as a Hero just for a game!" Ochako said, outraged.
"We'll sue! We'll sue! Don't worry! I'll lend my family lawyers to Izuku in case. All of them," Momo reassured them.
"A bit extreme, but I think it would be far," Iida agreed.
"... I tend to forget how rich Momo is at times…" Mina muttered.
(1-B Dorm)
"AHAHAHAHAHA! So we'll see that 1-A is nothing but a bunch of con artist and thie-!" Monoma started to badmouth before being chopped on the head.
"Will you knock it off with that!?" Kendo shouted at him.
"Will he ever learn…?" Kaibara asked, sighing.
"You'd think so at this point, wouldn't you?" Jurota asked in agreement.
"I don't understand why he still acts like this. Sometimes he sounds like a parody of himself," Pony said, sighing.
"I am getting tired of managing his temper tantrums, I can't spend my life stopping him from putting his feet in his mouth… He is an adult…" Itsuka admitted, tired.
"We must find a solution before he angers the wrong guy or gal and they murder him." Jurota said, groaning.
"He might actually be jealous of Izuku and all the things he's getting," Kosei said.
"... Why can I see that being the case…?" Yui asked flatly.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Aizawa slammed his head into his desk so hard there was a loud 'BAM!' when he did after watching what was about to happen next, startling everyone in the room from the sound. "GOD. DAMN! PROBLEM CHILD!"
"It's okay, with this being a gameshow it's clear it will be a game of pretend… But just in case," Nezu tried saying.
"I'LL SUE!" Toshinori roared with blazing eyes.
"Yes, I was about to say that too. I like playing mind games with my students, but I don't ruin their lives, so whoever tries to do that, well… I'll take personal offense." Nezu said, nodding and humming coldly.
"Oh, no worries, it will be like what Aizawa there does and be like underground work, taking information from a Quirk Trafficking ring in a casino," Boomstick explained. "They need to get the information out."
"... I don't know whether to feel impressed by the situation, or angered that you took inspiration from me…?" Aizawa said, grumbling.
"Easy there, we are not enemies! We have been sued so many times we learned to be careful about people's image and reputation. The show will give plenty of disclaimers and stuff about it." Wiz answered.
Aizawa just sighs, wondering if he could take the next week off classes and do hero work to blow off steam.
"No." Nezu said, as if reading his mind.
"Goddamnit…"
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
"... Well this is something I wasn't expecting at all," Mirio stated, surprised.
"I wonder if they will wear spy clothes! OH! OH! OH! Maybe they will wear a super skintight bodysuit!" Nejire said, excited.
"Nejire!" Yuyu shouted, scandalized. "Why would you say that!?"
"What? I have needs! Icchan-shaped needs!" she asked, tilting her head cutely.
"What does Nejire mean by that?" Eri asked.
"... Uh…" the others looked away, not wanting to tell her.
(Midoriya Apartment)
Inko was letting off a high pitched shriek at what Izuku was going to be doing. Her fear for her boy and what the ramifications of this could lead to.
"Hahaha! It's okay! He is basically going to play James Bond or Master Thief! He won't steal anything for real!" Mitsuki answered, laughing loudly and slapping Inko's back over and over.
"I don't think that's helping her dear," Masaru said, either wanting to groan at his wife's actions or worry for Izuku.
"Yes, I know. But honestly, Inko worries far too much, everything is a tragedy for her. I just try to have her give the right weight to stuff." Mitsuki answered.
Inko used her Quirk to pull Mitsuki's ear, making her yelp in pain. "I have the right to worry about my son, I am his mother! It is my job to worry about the well being of my son!"
"Owowowowowo! Okay, okay, I get it, I'm sorry Inko!" Mitsuki cried out in pain. "Now please stop before you rip my ear off!"
Inko did what was asked and let her go, huffing.
"Girls, be nice and make peace." Masaru said, shaking his head.
(Iida Residence)
Tensei looked shocked. "... I'm… Not sure how I feel about one of my brother's friends being forced to pull off a heist."
"Maybe it won't be so bad," his mother said.
"I have a feeling that this one will benefit both of them," his father agreed.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"Well, well, this is a twist I did not foresee coming~" the real Compress said, intrigued.
"Hahaha! Let's see if our little goodie-two-shoes is a good Villain material!" Magne said, laughing.
"Let's see what they're going to do first though," Dabii stated.
"This is going to be epic!/THIS IS GOING TO BE A DISASTER!" Twice shouted.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
"Well, well, I was not expecting dinner and a show for this date," La Brava stated, intrigued. "What do you think, Gentle?"
"I do wonder if they'll be just as grand as we are in our own sorties." Gentle answered, chuckling.
"Let's watch him and her in the act, in case they are really that bad, we'll give them pointers." La Brava added, laughing.
"Let's judge them when the act happens," he said. "A 1 through 10 score when we see the heist."
(Date)
Izuku was dragged by an eager Himiko onto the chopper, getting the copy of Compress to look at Izuku. "Are you not the boy that Himiko isd infatuated with? One of the UA students? Why are you with her?"
"W-We were on a date," Izuku answered, nervously.
"Yep~ Izu-kun has been nothing but a gentleman~" Himiko informed.
"But should we really bring him on this heist, as he's a hero student and all?" Copy Compress asked. "He is a hero after all."
"That depends on what we're doing~" Himiko stated. "What's the job?"
Compress shrugged. "I guess that's far, and I do think he'll want to help. Well, I was informed that there's a casino that's been trafficking drugs and Quirk individuals that are powerful to people in power to use as tools, kids and adults," Compress informed. "They're wanting to use them as nothing more than weapons in keeping the system they have in power."
"So we are supposed to enter there and free them?" Izuku asked.
"That and every proof about their wrongdoing." Compress informed. "They have a safe with a briefcase that holds all their transactions on all their locations and those that have been sold already. Now, normally, I don't like having someone in the system helping, but I can tell you want to help save these people from their fate."
Izuku's eyes narrowed in determination. "I'll help. … But do you have something for me to wear so I'm not recognized by anyone?"
Compress pulled out two marbles and released them, showing two costumes for the two. "Right here for the two of you," he said, showing off the gentleman thief attire for Izuku, and the dark ballerina looking attire for Himiko. "You will be codenamed Joker, as Toga will be codenamed Violet."
"Isn't that a Copyright infringement waiting to happen…" Izuku muttered, shaking his head.
"We talked with our lawyers! Until we keep the design different we won't get sued by the Shin Megami Tensei Group!" Boomstick said, laughing.
"Surprisingly smart of you." Himiko answered.
"HEY!" The two yelled in childish offense.
"Let's just get along with it, I want you to have fun, Himiko." Izuku said, smiling.
"Thank you!" She answered, giggling.
Izuku and Himiko then got changed, with changing rooms in the chopper. Izuku came out in the outfit of Joker, pulling his glove on his hand down, but all the red on the outfit was replaced with green that went with it nicely. Himiko was also in her Violet outfit, the red and white parts of the outfit being golden yellow. Izuku was trying hard not to look at her thighs.
"Icchan? Does it make me look fat?" But apparently Himiko wanted him to watch, and she asked him that with a knowing smile.
"...No…" He answered, gulping loudly.
"You like what you see~?" she asked, teasing him.
"Yes-DAMMIT!" he blurted-out.
Himiko giggled at his reaction.
(1-A Dorm)
"... Is it wrong that I find them both hot…?" Ochako asked, blushing up a storm.
"Not your fault, they choose the damn right costumes." Mina answered, she too looked surprised at her own finding both teens hot.
"That outfit on her does not leave much to imagination…" Jiro said, blushing madly as well.
"..."
"Toru?" Momo asked.
"Midoriya's ass goooood." The Invisible girl answered with a dull voice.
"Hagakure! Don't ogle our friend!" Iida said, scandalized.
"Yes, just because you can bounce a coin on Icchan's ass doesn't mean you have to ogle!" Tsuyu added, while ogling Izuku's ass as well.
"Do they have to zoom on his ass?!" The boys yelled in outrage.
"Wow! This costume feels amazing! It feels like I am wearing nothing at all!" Izuku said in awe. Izuku then realized he said that outloud and covered his face.
"STUPID SEXY DEKU!" All of them yelled in chorus with red faces.
(1-B Dorm)
Ibara was praying so much, trying to get impure thoughts and temptation out of her mind. She had swears in her eyes and her face was atomic nuclear red.
"HE HAS A BETTER ASS THAN ME! HOW?!" Setsuna yelled in outrage.
"... I want to watch him twerk." Pony said, humming and smiling at the memory.
"GOD NO!" The boys yelled in horror.
Setsuna doped-slapped Pony over the head. "Pony. Control yourself!"
"But he's so handsome in that outfit…!" Pony wined to her.
"I mean… Yes… But we have to wait until he returns before molesting him, or else Itsuka the forever a virgin will get in the way."
"Right!"
"HEEEEEEEEY!" Itsuka yelled, annoyed,
"Don't be mean to her," Reiko said, defending Itsuka.
"Thank you, Reiko."
"If she wants to be a Virgin forever, it is her choice." She then said, smirking.
"I don't thank you anymore, Reiko…" Itsuka said, groaning.
(Teacher's Lounge)
"What a cutie~!" Nemuri said, gushing.
"No. You can't make him wear that when he gets back too." Aizawa said immediately.
"Don't care." Nemuri answered.
"Only out of lesson time." Nezu said.
"YAY!"
"Stop enabling her addiction!"
"I enable your coffee addiction, I am not a hypocrite." Nezu answered, laughing.
"That is different you damn rat!" Aizawa shouted, glaring at him. "You have me working here, knowing fully I work at night due to my Underground hero status."
"I have no idea what you mean, Aizawa~" Nezu said, sipping his tea.
Aizawa just grumbled.
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
Yuyu blushed, seeing Izuku and Himiko. "O-Oh my…!"
"What? You want me to come-up with some bullcrap excuse to have him wear that when he gets back?" Mirio asked, rolling his eyes.
"I wouldn't be against it." Yuyu answered, blushing. She covered her face after saying it outloud.
"Me neither." Nejire added, fake-coughing.
"I can't believe I said that outloud…" Yuyu groaned, steam coming off her.
Nejire patted her on the back. "It's okay~"
"No it's not… No it's not…" Tamaki muttered, scratching his eyes tiredly.
"Meanie!" Both girls answered.
(Midoriya Apartment)
"Oh my, I didn't know my Izuku could be that sharp of a dresser," Inko said, surprised.
"They got some nice seamstresses there, that stitching is damn nice!" Mitsuki said with a whistle.
"The style too is nice." Masaru added, impressed.
"Thank you." Wiz answered, beaming.
"... Still freaky how they can do that…" Inko muttered.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
"My my, those two are quite the dashing looking two, aren't they La Brava~?" Gentle asked, admiring the outfits of the two.
"Should we ask them to draw us a new version of our costumes?" La Brava asked, laughing.
"Hohohohohoho! Now, I would like that! We are in need of an upgrade after all!" He answered, laughing.
"I don't know, you two look good already, not sure what else to give you both," Wiz said, thinking over it.
"Capes!" Both said.
"NO CAPES!" Both Wiz and Boomstick yelled in chorus.
"Like Edna "E" Mode explained, capes are a hazard at times," Wiz stated. "One of the students should think about either getting rid of his, or having it be easy to clip off in case someone or something catches it."
The two winced, thinking of things that could happen, especially Gentle and his maneuvers with his Quirk. "... Good call…"
(Studio)
"Oh my, he looks dashing," Ai stated, giggling.
"I like the design, croak." MG Tsuyu said, smiling.
"I could make it a secondary costume for underground hero work for him, with all the bells and whistles to it," Mei said, getting ideas for a new baby.
"Just make sure it doesn't explode as soon as he wears it." Wiz said, laughing.
"I'm not that bad…" Mei pouted childishly.
(Date)
Izuku and Himiiko were given the layout of the casino, where the imprisoned people were and where the suitcase with all the information was being locked away. They entered through the roof and took the dark corridors of the building.
"Welcome to Infiltration 101, children! I'll be your guide through the intricate finesse that is espionage and misdirection!" Fake Compress said from the small radio hidden in their ears.
"We did that in the Hero Course already."
"Hohoho! The Hero Version! I am talking about the Villain Version, the Fancy and classy one!" F. Compress answered, smugly.
"And to blend in with the shadows~" Himiko added in, giggling.
"... You know what? I'll learn this and use it for Good, as a Hero." Izuku answered, sticking out his tongue.
"Meanie." Both Himiko and F. Compress answered. This made some of the watchers laugh or giggle.
"Okay Izu-kun~ Follow my lead~" Himiko ordered, crouching to a shadow area, almost completely blending in. Izuku followed up, blending in. "You're a natural~"
"I guess my old wish to be invisible to avoid bullies made me a natural. Ehe." He muttered with a small smile.
"You shouldn't be invisible, I like watching you!" Himiko answered, smiling.
"Oh! Thanks!" He said, grateful.
"Okay you two love birds, we're on the clock," F. Compress reminded them. "You need to free the intrapped prisoners and get the intel needed to bring this place down."
"I'll help the prisoners, you focus on the briefcases?" Izuku said.
"Why not!" Himiko answered, giggling.
"But if something happens, call me right away," Izuku told her.
"Okay!" She answered, kissing his cheek.
Izuku blushed from the action. He recovered quickly and the two went to do what they needed to do.
It had been five minutes since they started, and Izuku had freed all the prisoners. He got them out through secret exits that gave them a way out of the building. He did have to knock out a few corrupt guards so they wouldn't alarm anyone.
"Please forgive me, I am just taking part in a game." Izuku said, bowing to the unconscious guards.
Just then, Izuku's calms came on. "Joker, I need some help."
"What's wrong, Violet?" Izuku asked her, worried.
"I got the case, but now I'm being pursued," she answered.
"OH, NO! Tell me where you are1 I'll help you!" He answered immediately.
"Main lobby, on the lighting fixtures," she reported.
"Okay! I know where it is! I'll be there in five minutes!" Izuku answered, and he started running out of the room.
"No rush really! I am kind of avoiding them!"
"Kind of?!" Izuku shrieked and ran faster. He kept to the shadows and maneuvered through obstacles. He made it to the main lobby of the casino and saw that Himiko was at the other end of the area. Izuku used the chandeliers and archways to move across to get to her. Izuku made it and landed on one of the guards, knocking them out. "Sorry I'm late Violet. Had to keep to the shadows." He then knocked out two more guards.
"My Hero!" Himiko gushed happily, kneeling a guard on the forehead before glomping onto him.
Izuku grabbed her. "Okay. So… The only way I can see us getting out is through the giant window. If only I could swing us across. The one thing Compress forgot was a grappling hook." He turned back to look at her, only to see a guard sneak up on Himiko, ready to hurt her. "WATCH OUT!" he shouted, sending his arm out… only to have black energy tendrils shout out of his arm, missing Toga and hitting the guard. '... Did I awaken a new Quirk from the holders?' Izuku asked in his head.
"I didn't know you could do that Joker?" Himiko said in awe.
"I just awakened it…" Izuku said, trying to keep the whips in control. "My Quirk is strange… But we might be able to use it." Izuku then grabbed Himiko. "Hold on, we're swinging our way out."
"Okay~" she said, smiling and doing so.
"...Violet?"
"Yes~?" She asked, still smiling.
"You are fondling my butt."
"It makes for good handholds, very toned," She answered, smirking.
"Ough!" Izuku groaned in dismay. He ignored it for now, seeing more guards on the way. He sent out Black Whip at a steady beam. He then swung with Himiko, the two looking like gymnasts in the air. Himiko then threw a few knives at the giant stained glass window making creaks in it. The two leapt through it, Izuku returning Black Whip to him. They shattered the window, and saw Compress and the Helicopter.. Izuku used Black Whip one more time and grabbed the legs of the helicopter.
"That was amazing~!" Himiko stated, holding the briefcase. "We even got the intel we needed~!"
"And we saved those people! It was just a game, but boy it was tense! Are you okay?" He asked.
In answer, she kissed him on the lips, while they were still hanging on. "Yes, thanks to you, my Twilight Thief, Izu-kun~" They kissed one more time.
(1-A Dorm)
"That was the most manliest thing I had ever seen!" Kirashima shouted, manly tears running down his face.
"That was actually quite dashing," Yuga said, shining brightly.
"... Is it wrong that I found it hot and cute…?" Ochako muttered, blushing.
"I think a lot of us do," Jiro muttered back to her, the only one to hear her.
"The form-fitting design of the costume, and its style, helped too." Momo added, almost purring while watching Izuku on the screen, and a bit of Himiko from time to time.
"I still don't like the idea that they forced my friend to dress and act as a Thief. So villainous!" Iida said, while chopping his hands in the air, and with a long dramatic whine.
"Drama queen." Bakugo said, rolling his eyes.
"I am not!" Iida shouted, appalled.
(1-B Dorm)
"That was the most manliest thing I had ever seen!" Tetsutetsu shouted, manly tears running down his face.
"That was like a spy movie~" Yui said in awe, being a fan of classic hero stuff. "I want to do Super Sentai and Kamen Rider with him~"
"Tch! Forcing a Hero to play Villain, kind of bad for his future image." Manga added.
"You are overreacting." Jurota answered, chuckling. "This was more of a simulation on underground herowork. Maybe a bit more on the vigilant side, but still more heroic."
"Yeah, he helped free all those people in there being held against their will," Yosetsu agreed.
"Are we not going to talk about the power that awakened in Midoriya?" Monoma asked.
"At this point, I think it's going to be something that happens," Shihai stated, shrugging.
"Considering they are pumping him full of alien powers, I am not surprised his Quirk is mutating in strange ways…" Itsuka answered, sighing.
"As long as he doesn't mutate himself, I don't want a cute to be ruined for a cheap game." Setsuna answered, pouting.
"What if he has a were-transformation?" Yui asked. "I know you like Horror Movies."
"... As long as he can turn back…" she muttered, blushing.
(Teacher's Lounge)
"... I give it an A-..." Aizawa stated. "He did well saving the hostages and saving his alley, as well as using a new tool on the fly."
"For the landing?" Mic asked, rolling his eyes.
"Sloppy." he answered,
"Annoying perfectionist." Nemuri added, booing him.
"I give him a perfect 100%~!" Nezu stated, smiling. "He was smart enough to keep on his feat, and not reveal himself until he went to get Himiko."
"Could use some more refining, but he is getting there," Snipe added, humming.
"Now if he gains animal traits, I can teach him," Hounddog stated.
"I want him to learn healing skills to help me!" Recovery Girl shouted.
Will you calm down…?" Aizawa asked, groaning. He was smacked upside the by Recovery Girl. He just grumbled.
(Big Three, Yuyu and Eri)
"That was kinda cool," Yuyu admitted.
"Okay, it wasn't as bad as I thought, he was the "Galliant Gentle Thief" archetype, people like that." Tamaki said, sighing in relief.
"Trust our little Kouhai, he is a good boy!" Mirio answered, smirking.
"Daddy looks cool dressed like that." Eri said, clapping a little.
"He does, doesn't he~?" Nejire agreed, giggling.
(Gunhead Agency)
Most of the girls swooned, while a lot of the guys were in awe of how cool Izuku was.
"A Gentleman Thief, I thought those were only in stories?" one guy asked.
"Seems like they wanted to bring that back in style. And they did a good job at that." Gunhead answered, humming.
"And he looks sooooooo cool like that!" A girl said, swooning hard.
"Agreed~!" a lot of the girls said in unison, swooning as well.
"Damn him…" Many boys muttered, dejected and jealous.
(Midoriya Apartment)
"Well, who knew little Izuku could be so swag~" Mitsuki said, giggling.
"Honey…" Masaru groaned at his wife's antics… again.
"Oh, ICCHAN! WAAAAAAAAH! YOU LOOK SO DASHIIIIING! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Just like your father when during our first christmas together bent me ov-"
"TOO MUCH!" Mitsuki yelled while covering Inko's mouth while Masaru grabbed a bucket for her tears.
Inko was now turning red from her outburst, her head steaming.
"I think she's overheating…" Masaru said, sweatdropping.
(I-Island)
Melissa was wondering if she could make Izuku something that could switch outfits for him when he wants to go on missions that need to call for the right one. Maybe even items to help control his new powers as well.
"Eeeh! I'll get the laptop, you have the same glint as me in your eyes when I am inspired. New costume or gadget?" Her father asked, sighing.
"Both actually~" she answered, writing and drawing ideas down on her tablet. "Deku seems to be a multi-faceted hero, as we just saw. And he's just going to get better with each training season and the powers he acquires."
"Yes, yes. But I'll be the one taking measurements. I don't trust your hands to not wander around too much." He answered.
"Aaaaw, daaaaaaaad!" She answered with a long whine, her face turning red in embarrassment.
(Iida Residence)
"I have to say, that was a good information gathering and hostage rescue," Tensei stated, nodding at how Izuku and Himiko handled the situation.
"Indeed, and even though they were caught, they managed to get out with the intel, and all the captured civilians were freed by that point," his father agreed.
"To be fair, in real Hero Missions having a plan going through as intended is a miracle in itself, so watching things go south that badly and still pull through it shows young Midoriya has a lot of potential to be a good Hero." Tensei said laughing. "Definitely better at thinking on his feet than many colleagues of mine already."he then added, snorting.
"That is true honey~" his mom agreed, giggling.
(Wild Wild Pussycats' Forest Base)
"That was incredible," Ragdoll said in awe.
"A great use in his powers and flexibility," Tiger stated, nodding. "I have a feeling one of those 10 Fighting Styles were in play."
"A couple of them certainly." Mandalay answered, thoughtful.
"I want to see the other alien martial arts stuff too!" Pixie Bob said with a whine.
"All in due time, He has to show off those…. Because he will, right?" Ragdoll answered, hopeful.
"He might," Tiger said. "Maybe use them in training with one of his dates."
"That would be cool to see," Koda said, awe on his face.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"That was an impressive performance, even if it was more vigilant than villain," Compress stated.
"They should have gotten rid of the guards…" Dabi stated, waving it off.
"It was pretty entertaining./It was a snooze fest." Twice stated.
"Well, we did learn he is quite adaptable when it comes to being a jack of all," Magne stated.
"We just need to turn the boy to our side," Shigaraki stated, a manic smile on his face.
(All For One's Cell)
"Ah yes…. That annoying pest, I recognize that Quirk anywhere," All For One stated. "It'll make no difference in the end. I will be the one above it all in the end." He then smiled, seeing the darkness in Izuku. "Although, I must admit, it is kind of a waste of him being a Hero, maybe I should try getting him. It will hurt Toshinori more."
"Good luck with that, Potato Head, he's going to be a shield that's forged through hard times," Boomstick stated, leaning back, and drinking a beer.
All For One just ignored them.
(Hero Public Safety Commission: Head Office)
The Madam President was really starting to get irritated, the other two could tell. Hawks and Yokumiru looked at one another.
"You think she'll blow a gasket…?" Hawks whispered to Yokumiru, so she wouldn't hear them.
"I wouldn't be surprised if that happened…" Yokumiru whispered back.
"If we are lucky, she will pop a vein in her head…"
"Don't give me hope, Hawks." He answered with a longing sigh.
"SHUDDUP, YOU CRETINS!" she screamed. The two just grumble.
(Gentle Criminal and La Brava's HQ)
Both Gentle and La Brava were standing, clapping at the performance. "What a show!" Gentle compliments. "A true Gentleman Thief~!"
"Indeed he was, Gentle~" La Brava agreed.
"Maybe we should ask him to join us! To polish his Gentleman Thief side!" Gentle said, laughing.
La Brava giggled. "And Nezu will hire us to teach."
"He is willing to do so, make it a reformation act he's been working on," Wiz informed. "You two would be on the top of his list for recruits."
Both of them looked at one another. "We'll have to think over it…" both said.
(Studio)
Izuku and Himiko finished their date by giving the intel to the police. The two had stood on the roof, the moon shining over them. It was a romantic sight. The portal opened up and two two walked in, and the two were back at the studio, and back in their normal attire, but their Phantom Thief attire in their arms. Izuku through the door and Himiko on the other end. The two smiled one last time, holding their hand out to each other.
"I had a great time, Himiko," Izuku stated, smiling at her. "I got to see and meet the real you."
She smiled back at him, a genuine kind smile. "And I'm happy that you let me feel normal in a long time. Thank you, Izuku~" She then turned and skipped away, back to their world… only…
(1-A Dorm)
"Uh…" came the voice of Himiko Toga, getting everyone to look and see her standing right in the common room. "This isn't where I was before…"
"..." All of them prepared their Quirk.
"If I raise my arms and promise to be good… will you not hit me in the face at least?" She asked with a forced scared smile.
"... We should at least get a teacher here," Iida said, being the reasonable one. "You're still a villain, even if Midoriya helped you, we'd get in trouble harboring you. Can you agree to that, if you don't attack anyone?"
"Iida, are you sure?"Mina asked.
"If Midoriya was willing to lend a hand to her, we should do the same," he stated, chopping the air. "I will go get Aizawa so he knows."
The speakers turned on, and Nezu spoke to them, "No need, she is here and under witness protection to help us with the League, and villain rehabilitation~!"
"... I feel like him and those two hosts had this planned from the start…" Himiko stated, giving a flat look.
"Wouldn't be surprised…" Ochako agreed, sweat-dropping.
(Teacher's Lounge)
Nezu was laughing himself silly, loving all this chaos happening. "Oh, how I love new and unexpected variables~"
Aizawa groaned. "She's in 1-A dorm… isn't she…?"
"I AM GOING!" Nemuri yelled while sprinting out of the room.
"This is a blatant middle finger to our security," Mic said, groaning.
"It's okay, I am monitoring her," Nezu answered, keeping track of the Chaos between Class 1-A and Himiko from a tablet.
"Godly powers are cheating." Vlad muttered, pouting.
"I just hope young Midoriya is ready for when he sees her again in his dorm rooms…" All Might stated, looking worried.
(League of Villain's Hideout)
"... Uh… Wasn't Toga supposed to be back here by now…?" Magne asked, looking confused.
"... It seems our host pulled a fast one on us," Compress stated. "They might have made her go to UA High instead of back here."
"Those tricky sneaks, they didn't even let me go with her./I hope she's safe and is doing well," Twice said.
"This is not good, we still need her." Kurogiri said, growling.
"This is cheating!" Shigaraki yelled.
"Does this count as kidnapping? Even if she is a Villain?" Magne asked, confused.
"We have more pressing matters to think about! ONE OF US! IS IN UA! AND NOT BECAUSE WE SENT HER THERE!" Compress answered, screaming each word out separately.
"She won't talk, if she knows what's best for her." Kurogiri hissed.
"... You won't kill her, will you?" Twice asked, not countering himself this time.
"Better to deal with a loose end then to have the heroes on our ass," Dabi stated, uncaring.
Twice was worried for Himiko now.
(Studio)
"I see you made it out alright, Midoriya," Nighteye stated. "You did well on your date and mission."
"It was… weird but fun, and I really had to think outside the box on this one," Izuku admitted, putting his new outfit with his other prizes and gifts.
"Glad you liked it, Izuku," Wiz said, smiling proudly and fixing his glasses. "Now, shall we see your score?"
"I would like to see it, yes," Izuku nodded. "I want to see if I helped her."
"Well then, let it roll~!" Boomstick shouted, the score spinning on the screen. When it stopped, Izuku's eyes widened. He scored a 94% with Himiko Toga, just 1% off from his date with Nemuri.
"... Okay… How the heck am I scoring so high…?" Izuku asked, shocked.
"You just got the Rizz~" Boomstick stated, chuckling, Wiz and Nighteye just facepalmed.
"Still finding it quite unbelievable."
"Yeah, that humble cute boy thing of yours helps too." Boomstick answered. "Somehow." He added under his breath. "Anyways, you earned another token for a successful date, and now it is time for the Wheel of Infinite Prizes! Are you ready for this Izuku?"
Izuku's eyes lit up. "I hope it's a rare hero figure~!"
"He's as big of a hero fan as you are, Nighteye," Wiz stated.
"Maybe even bigger…" Nighteye stated, with a sweat drop.
The wheel behind the three started to spin, izuku hyped to see what he got. It landed on a blank space before words appeared, reading "Powers from Good Karmic Choices Cole MacGrath from Infamous".
"The what from wha-"
BZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!
A giant lightning bolt fell on Izuku out of nowhere, blasting him and blinding everybody present and the ones watching from home.
"... Ow…" In the resulting smoking crater, Izuku could be seen lying face-down and smoking, both also unharmed.
"Was that really, REALLY necessary?" Wiz asked his co-host. Nighteye and the other girls were blinking the spots out of their eyes.
"Audience LOOOOOVE special effects!" Boomstick answered, laughing.
"Sometimes I wonder if you were dropped as a baby."
"Oh, plenty of times, why?" Boomstick answered.
"... Forget it. You okay down there, Izuku?" Wiz asked.
Izuku stood up. "I feel okay, just feeling like I'm juiced up on energy and a bit chilly." Izuku then saw lighting in one hand and ice in the other. "What the!?"
"Congratulations, you have ice and lighting powers now," Boomstick stated, pressing the applause button.
"More specifically, Cole's powers," Wiz told him.
"Still don't know who the guy is."
"Imagine Kaminari, only smarter and more in control of his electricity. Or Shoto, only with an actual sense of humor, and more open on his emotions. Then mix the two together." Wiz answered.
Izuku's jaw dropped.
(1-A Dorm)
"OH COME ON!" Kaminari cried out. He slumped in his seat.
"I have a sense of Humor…" Shoto said.
"No, you do not, but we appreciate that you try to get one." Kirishima answered, patting his back.
"Thank you… I guess?"
Himiko was pouting. "I should have been at least 96%... I was so close…"
"But that's still pretty high," Mina stated.
Just then, Midnight came in. "Is everyone alright!?" She asked, sounding worried.
"Hi! I am Himiko! The new student!" Himiko said with a cheeky smile.
"You should be grateful I am not putting you on any harnesses and ship you back to the League of Villains instead! Are you kids okay?" Midnight answered.
"She is harmless for now, we just had to let her sit on Ochako's lap to make her comply." Mina answered, shrugging.
"I was not asked, they just dumped her on me." Ochako added, grumbling.
"Details, Occhan." Tsuyu answered.
She just pouted, and Himiko giggled.
(Studio)
"Okay, before we bring in our next contestant, would you like to try out your new powers?" Wiz asked, pressing a button and training dummies appeared out of the wall. "I suggest trying with that Black Whip, it works well with your new powers."
"Black whip…" Izuku muttered, and summoning the black tendrils he watched some of them get covered in frost and others were sparking with energy.
"Reacting well! Good! Come on, give it a try!" Wiz said.
Izuku sent out whips at one of the targets, rapping it. He then clenched, sending lighting through and shocking the dummy. Izuku blinked at how effective that was. He then summoned blocks of ice at the end of the whips and swung them like a flail, or meteor hammer, knocking all five training dummies down.
"Impressive," Nighteye stated, seeming impressed.
"Alright! I told you it was compatible! See? The kid didn't die nor did he explode!" Boomstick said in glee.
"Yes, yes, you were right. Don't gloat." Wiz answered, handing him a single dollar bill.
"You had a bet on the fact if I would die or not from a power-up?" Izuku asked, incredulous.
"You'd be surprised at what people bet on, even your teacher's bet on what happens during the year," Boomstick stated. The heroes and teachers just blushed and gave sheepish responses, while Nezu just cackled madly.
"... Not even going to respond to that…" Izuku muttered.
Nighteye just fixed his glasses. "I think we should get to the next woman in line," he stated.
"OUR TURN!" The girls still waiting said with a cheeky smile.
"He meant the next girl to join you…" Wiz stated, making the girls blush.
Just then, from the door Himiko left, another girl walked out. She had long blond hair and periwinkle blue eyes, her face like that of a doll. She wore a black, double-breasted tuxedo with two long tails almost reaching her ankles. Three clocks hang on one of two belts around her waist, and she leaves his shirt collar upturned, a blue and black dotted tie done up around her neck. A left breast pocket can be found on his tuxedo, a small blue handkerchief sticking out. Her tailcoat and pants are plain black, except for the cuffs of his sleeves and the inner-facing sides of her tails, and her shoes are white with a simple design.
Izuku sweatdropped at this. "... Why am I note surprised…?"
"Welcome the next girl, Neiko Manoma of the R34c univers," Boomstick introduced.
Neiko raised her hand to her face, and gave an Ojou (Princess) Laugh, "OHOHOHOHO~ I suppose to be dating this loser~? He's cute, I'll give him that much, but he doesn't hold a candle next to me~!"
"Probably, but it won't stop me from making sure I won't waste your time or make you bored." Izuku promised with a kind smile.
She blushed and looked away. She huffed and stated, "We'll see about that! I'm not impressed at all so far." She then turned and started to walk to the other girls, making Izuku sweatdrop.
(1-A Dorm)
"... So… He's going to date a Tsundere Hime version of Monoma…?" Kirashima asked, sweat-dropping.
"It seems so…" Mina agreed, chuckling nervously.
"AHAHAHAHA! Yes, Nerd! Break her for my amusement!" Katsuki siad with a cruel laugh.
"I would prefer no Breaking to happen, but some humility… I am all for her to learn that, at least a version of Neito Monoma must be able to be humble." Iida answered.
"I hope Vlad won't be annoyed by that," Midnight stated, staying with the kids to watch, and keep an eye on Himiko.
"I hope she doesn't try to actually make him fail on purpose though…" Himiko stated, eating some popcorn with blood on it, given by a robot Nezu had sent to her.
"I do wonder how Monoma is taking this though…" Ojiro said, scratching his cheek.
(1-B Dorm)
"NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" The scream of anguish destroyed the windows of 1-B dorm.
"Dang it Monoma, now Cementoss is going to have to fix that!" Itsuka scolded the blond copycat Quirk user.
"And almost blew our eardrums out…" Hiryu added, rubbing his ringing ears.
"WHY! WHY ME?! Why must he seduce my female version?! That bastard will corrupt her perfect, pure, immaculate Maiden's Heart!" Neito in horror.
"Oh wow, Monoma managed to get even worse." Setsuna said in dread.
"I think that Izuku getting permanent copies of powers, unlike him, is making him even more upset…" Yui stated. "A stronger version of his powers. Add that to the fact there's a female version of him now, I think he's having a panic attack, with a bit of hysteria."
"WAAAAAAH!"
"Yeah, that's definitely hysteria." Kinoko muttered, impressed by the heart-wrenching crying fits of Neito.
"Can you stop crying like somebody that got their puppy eviscerated right in front of their eyes?!" Tetsutetsu yelled.
"Far too specific, Tetsu." Jurota commented, unnerved.
"But not untrue with some villains," he stated.
(Teacher's Lounge)
It was now Vald's turn to have a headache that was starting to form. "Oh… This is going to be a nightmare, I just know it…"
"Welcomed to my world…" Aizawa stated flatly.
"I can hear your Student's blood pressure getting into four digits from here!" Mic said, laughing his ass off.
"Monoma is already two handfuls by himself! Now that he is watching the female version of himself getting seduced by the ONE STUDENT he both envies and fawns on… My god… Nezu, can I-"
"Denied. You'll work here forever," Nezu answered, unfazed.
"GODDAMNIT!"
"If I can't quit, none of you can!" Aizawa added.
"... Can we take vacations at least, right?" All Might asked.
"Of course, I'm not a slavedriver~" Nezu stated. "Just no quitting is all~ Plus Ultra after all~ Even I need to destress from all the work as well~"
"... Well that's a relief…" Mic muttered.
(Studio)
"Hey, you're the girl version of the copy cat guy from 1-B, right~?" Mei asked, getting in Neiko's personal space after she just sat down.
"So you know a male version of myself? I hope he is still well-mannered and elegant and noble like me. I don't want my image ruined by an inferior copy." She answered huffing.
"Yeah, yeah, whatever, I don't care for that," Mei said, waving that off. "I was wondering what would happen if you copied Izuku's Quirk with all the new powers he's got~?"
"... Is that such a good idea…?" Ai asked, smiling sheepishly.
"I don't like where this is going, ribbit…" MG Tsuyu stated, sounding worried.
"Ah, what's the worst that can happ-" Mei's mouth was covered up by Neiko.
"Do not finish that sentence…" she said flatly.
"That is just foolish superstition! Science is beyond that!"! Mei answered, offended.
"Science is, but we aren't! We can't risk explosions, singularities or who knows what else!" Wiz reminded Mei.
"But I want to try iiiiiiit!"
"No."
"Meanie!"
"I do wonder what would happen," Izuku said, thinking of the idea.
"No," Nighteye ordered. "At least do it in a safe environment."
"Anyways, we should get you ready for your next date, right after this showing of Izuku dressed in a FatGum's hoodie," Boomstick declared.
"Wait what!?" Izuku shouted, then the picture came up showing young Izuku in a oneness of FatGum's hoodie.
Izuku just groaned, slumping. Nighteye gave the two hosts a flat look. "Really…?"
"What? The ladies love it." Boomstck stated.
To Be Continued…
Next contestant- The Energetic Inventor: Mei Hatsumi
Candidate options for after 's date, take your pick below and list specific characters according to that option.
A)Present day MHA/BNHA character
B) Timeskip/Younger MHA/BNHA character
C) Superheroine AU character
D) Wildcard
E) R63 character
F) Other
And that's chapter 6. How was it to you guys?
Mitsuki: "Not bad. Very intertraining."
Joy: Female Monoma is a nice addition, both to add more comedy and to see how Canon!Monoma reacts to that. Although, This one will be a tough cookie for Izuku.
Difficult, but not impossible. And I bet no one saw that part with Himiko being sent to 1-A and not back with the villains.
Mitsuki: "I didn't."
Joy: That was a surprise, but if it saves the cutie vampire, I am all for it!
Okay then, We should end this now. Unless you have anything else to say, Joy?
Joy: Just a thank you to all readers for the continuous support!
Yes, thank you all. Please leave a like, favorite, star, kudos or whatever you need to do where you're reading this. Anything else?
Mitsuki: "I don't think so."
Joy: Nope!
Olay then. And with that, we'll see you all next time.
Mitsuki: "Byeeeeeeee~!"
Joy: SEEEEE YAAAAAA!
And with that, see you all later.
Please R&R
(A/N 1) Still one of My favorites of Death Battle to this day. Amazing Fight and Music~ What about you Joy?
Joy: I prefer the Stitch VS Rocket Raccoon one, to be honest.
I will admit, a lot of this season has been great, especially Bill Vs. Discord.
Azure megacyber page: fanfiction u/ 6752186/ Azure-megacyber
The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life: fanfiction s/ 12219930/ 1/ The-Game-show-of-Jaune-Arc-s-dating-life
Links to my Co-Writer's pages:
archiveofourown users/ JoySeeker101/ pseuds/ JoySeeker101
fanfiction u/ 4123328/