Hello, good people. I am Rose Mary. I'm a new author here, so be nice, okay?

But anyway. I originally wrote these chapter parodies for my friends, but they encouraged me to share them so here I am!

A couple of things before you start:

1. Each chapter parody contains no spoilers for future chapters, so you can read a parody right after you read the corresponding chapter.

2. I am a fan of RANDOM CAPITALIZATION, which I learned from The Ultimate Harry Potter Cliché Catalogue. (story id=921603)

3. I am EXTREMELY RANDOM. Beware.

4. One more thing: I frequently say words like erk (to express disdain) and wheesh (to express delight). They should be ignored.

So without further ado:

Just Another OOTP Parody