A/N: This is the last fic that I'm gonna upload before I leave for Edmonton tomorrow morning. It's just a parody sung to Phil Collins's Strangers Like Me, I don't own the song, I don't own Harry Potter, All I own is the idea. I want to thank my brother for some of the words about magic given to me. Please enjoy.

Wizards Like Me

Whatever you hex, I'll hex it too
Tell me about Snape and show me
It all means something
And yet nothing to me
I can see there's so much to learn
It's all so close and yet so far
I see myself as wizards see me
Oh, I just know there's something bigger out there
Like a dragon, can you show me
I wanna know about these
wizards like me
Tell me about Flitwick, please tell me
Something's familiar about these wizards like me
Every spell, every charm that she casts
Makes me wriggle like never before
Why do I have
This growing need to be beside her
Ooo, these magic I never knew
Of some other world far beyond this place
Beyond Hogwarts, above the Forbidden Forest
I see before me a new Diagon Alley
I wanna see the Bubotuber pus, can you show me
I wanna know about these wizards like me
Tell me about Azakaban, please show me the Dementers
Something's familiar about these wizards like me
Come with me now to see my world
Where there's magic beyond your dreams
Can you charm the things I charm
Right now, with you
Take my wand
There's a world I need to know
I wanna curse, can you help me
I wanna know about these wizards like me
Tell me more, please show me the Dursleys
Something's familiar about these wizards like me
...I wanna know