(Quahog Rhode Island)
"Finally" a young man with spiky blonde hair and whisker mark like birthmarks on his cheeks sighed as he stepped off a plane before getting to get his bags and his pet.
"Come on girl." He said as he opened the crate containing his pet. Out walked a female dog on two legs as she stretched
"Did we have to fly here? Couldn't we have driven here?" The female dogs asked speaking perfect english
"Sorry Ellie but driving would've taken a week. We both would have suffered cramped in a car for that long." Naruto told her apologetically to her
"Sigh. I suppose that's true. So where is this place you spoke of?" She asked her owner as she stretched her back out to remove some tension
"31 spooner street. Was talking to the owner online and asked to check it out before we finalized payment." Naruto said to his dog as they exited the airport
"Well hopefully the room is worth it" Ellie told him
"Oh I'm sure it'll be fine" Naruto waved it off with a smile as he hailed a cab for them to leave in.
(later)
"Well this is the place" Naruto said as he looked at the house from outside
"Huh not a bad house and yard." Ellie admitted
"Yeah I figure if the place is bad we can always find a hotel for a night or two till we get a place but so far I'm loving this house" he admitted as visually it wasn't bad and he knew that several rentals were available in Quahog so it'd only be a matter of time till they found one. This was just their first stop.
Naruto rang the doorbell and waited. Not long after the door was opened. By a white male dog standing on two legs like Ellie. Holding a martini glass.
"Little early for one of those, isn't it?" Naruto asked the dog
"It's 5 o'Clock somewhere. No but seriously there's no alcohol in this. We're a bit low on clean glasses and I had to make do. This is just water. But I digress. How can I help you?" The dog asked in perfect English.
"Huh so your Intelligent like Ellie here small world" Naruto said with a smile
Ellie looked at the dog with a calculating eye "hello" she greeted kindly
"Hey there Brian Griffin. Now what can I help you two with?" He asked politely
"Oh we're here about the room for rent" Naruto said with a smile
"The what?" Brian asked with a raised eyebrow
"The room for rent. I spoke with someone named Peter Griffin online about a room at this address for rent." Naruto said confused
Brian sighed at this "god damn it Peter" he thought "follow me" he said out loud to Naruto and Ellie. The two followed the dog inside.
"Ooh this place is lovely." Ellie said, looking inside at the cozy living room.
"Yes, a great first impression area" Naruto agreed.
"Would you two mind waiting here while I get Lois and Peter?" Brian asked them as he didn't want to leave a bad impression but knew Peter did something stupid again and Lois would need to fix this.
"No problem" Naruto said as he sat down on the couch and took notice of a baby on the floor reading a giant book
"Oh whatever inane drivel is going on just ignore it Stewie. You have other things to worry about." The baby said to himself though Naruto and Ellie clearly heard him.
"Wow. I'm surprised at your wording for a toddler." Naruto admitted impressed
"The bloody hell? Usually only the dog understands me." Stewie said as he looked up from his book to look at Naruto
"I also understand you. I'm surprised more people don't hear you. You're surprisingly articulate for a baby" Ellie said in surprise
"Well they don't so I would appreciate your silence so my quest for world domination isn't upheaved" Stewie said as he closed the giant book and fully gave them his focus
"World domination?" The two questioned
"Blast! I shouldn't have said anything. Now you know too much" Stewie said as he pulled out what looked like a toy raygun.
"... are we being threatened by a baby?" Ellie asked
"You can talk like humans, is that much more crazy?" Naruto asked
"Touche" Ellie said
"Quit ignoring me you insolent fools!" Stewie said as he pointed the ray gun at them
"Stewie we don't point it's rude" a woman said as she came downstairs and took away his raygun. She had red hair, a curvy body, EE cup breasts, and a plump ass
She was also followed by a fat older man with short brown hair and glasses this was Peter
"Damn you vile woman! Unhand my weapon so I may vaporize these pests!" Stewie shouted
"Oh looks like someone is cranky time for a nap I guess" the woman said as she picked up Stewie to bring him upstairs.
"Curse you! You shall rue the day you crossed me! I shall end you once and for all insolent woman!" Stewie was shouting as he the woman handed him to Brian
"Brian can you take Stewie up while me and Peter handle this?" The woman asked the dog
"No problem Lois come on" Brian told Stewie as he brought him upstairs
"I swear vengeance!" Stewie shouted
"... Interesting family" Ellie said as Naruro silently nodded
"You looking to rent the room? You look about as old as Meg" Lois said as she observed Naruto
"Yeah I came into some money from a previous bout and had been wanting to move to Rhode Island. Wanted to start back up my schooling as well" Naruto explained
"Where are your parents?" Lois asked
"Dead. I'm an orphan" Naruto said calmly
"How can you afford a dog then? Peter asked
"Peter!" Lois yelled finding this rude
"No it's okay. I stopped school and did several odd jobs to provide for us while I worked on my boxing career" Naruto explained "had to make a few bets here and there as well" he admitted
"Well if you're looking for a room we have the attic which is 400 a month but you get 3 square meals a day" Lois said
"This include me?" Ellie asked curiously
"Of course" Lois said with a smile at the dog
"I think we can swing that" Naruto said with a smile as he had quite a bit of money from previous bets and could probably find some odd jobs to do in town if needed.
"Actually I have a question if you don't mind" Ellie asked Lois "why did you both decide to rent a room out? You all seem rather cozy and I can't imagine you'd want potential strangers intruding" Ellie asked as Naruto also looked curious
"Oh I had no idea we were renting a room out. Apparently Peter decided to do this without consulting me" Lois admitted as she glared at Peter.
"Oh I apologize. Should we find a different place?" Naruto asked
"No no you seem like a responsible young man and we do kinda need the money." Lois admitted
"Tell you what as a show of good faith and kindness. After I take a look at the attic and I like what I see I'd be willing to give you two months worth of rent" Naruto said as he didn't want to impose on them and he had the money on him.
Lois smiled at this "You have a deal" she said as Naruto and her shook hands as she had no issues with him taking a look first.
"Come on Nortu I'll show you the attic" Peter said getting Naruto's name wrong
"It's Naruto" Naruto said as he followed
"Sorry Narko" Peter said still mispronouncing his name
'This guy is an idiot' Naruto thought as he hated it when his name was mispronounced.
"Make it quick we have a home welcoming to go to Peter" Lois said
"Oh another one!" Peter groaned "we just welcomed those mole people the other day"
"... Peter those were actual moles" Lois deadpanned
"That's just what they want you to think! But I know better!" He said as he led Naruto upstairs
"While they look at the attic, how about I make you something to eat?" Lois asked Ellie
"Oh um thank you. Would you like some help making it?" Ellie asked her
"No, no you can relax. I appreciate it though." Lois told her with a smile
Ellie smiled as she followed Lois into the kitchen
(With Naruto and Peter)
"And here we are!" Peter said, gesturing to the pull out ladder up to the attic. Naruto went up and looked around the attic. It's a good room. Large. Spacious. Clean." Naruto said happily
"Yeah and there's a bed so we have a deal on the room?" Peter asked Naruto
"I think this'll be perfect" Naruto said as he looked around the attic before heading back downstairs with Peter so he could finalize the details with Lois.
"Chris you bastard!" A female voice shouted as she slammed open a room door and stepped out. Fire burning in her eyes. "Give me back my diary!" She yelled as she rushed towards her brother's room. However she didn't notice Naruto and bumped into him due to her blindness from rage. "Oof-" she muttered as she fell back on her butt after colliding with Naruto.
"Oh sorry! Are you ok?" Naruto asked the girl as he held a hand up for her to take to help her up.
"Whoa…Holy Hunk" The girl muttered seeing the incredibly handsome and muscular teen before her. She quickly shook off her surprise and took his hand. "Thanks"
"No problem names Naruto Uzumaki. I'll be living in the attic here for rent." Naruto told her
"Huh so mom actually went with dad's idea" Meg said silently thanking her dad in her mind "I'm Meg Griffin nice to meet you" she said as she tried to not ogle him outright.
Naruto smiled at her in a friendly way "That short for something?" he asked as they went downstairs
"…..Don't ask," Meg said with a flat tone. She did not want it to be known that her birth name is legally Megatron Griffin.
Naruto and Meg entered the living room where they saw that everyone was there along with a teen boy with short blonde hair and a baseball cap
"Ok everyone it's time to go to the new neighbors house" Lois told them. Before looking at Naruto "oh how'd you like the attic?" She asked curious
"Looks good, I could use a few things but I can go shopping later. I'll unpack and give the rent money after we meet these new neighbors." He said to the mother with a smile
"You're coming with?" Peter asked with a raised eyebrow
"May as well we are new neighbors here too." Ellie said
"Cool a talking dog!" The teen boy said in awe at Ellie
"Chris Brian talks" Meg said with a roll of her eyes at her brother
"He Does?!" Chris asked with wide eyes
"I just feel the love right now" Brian rolled his own eyes as he stood next to Ellie
"Oh Chris" Lois sighed before shaking her head "anyway let's go" Lois told everyone
(across the street)
"Still can't believe the guy who moved here actually had the connections to move his old house into the vacant lot next to Cleveland's house" Lois said as it seemed bizarre
"I think he may be some sort of alien then or a clown! They got it made" Peter said aloud
How does he function? Naruto thought in shock at this man's stupidity
"Actually my dad is CIA" a young woman's voice said from behind the family
"Ah hello" Naruto greeted her while The others were trying to calm they're hearts from her sudden appearance she had black hair that reached her shoulders, she was wearing a black tank top that showed off her DD cup breasts and her belly and tight blue jeans that showed off her curvy figure and her toned ass, "We figured we should introduce ourselves to you all and welcome you to the neighborhood" Naruto greeted the girl.
The girl looked at Naruto and a quick blush formed on her face before it disappeared and she sent a flirty smirk at him as she eyed him and liked what she saw.
Naruto paused at this but chuckled as he could tell when a woman was interested. After all he did have a few trysts before moving here after some amazing bouts and celebrating at some clubs.
"Geez don't do that! I haven't been this freaked out since I saw a midget suplex Ryan Reynolds" Peter said with a hand over His heart
Lois approached the girl and smiled as she held up a pot of food "Hello we're here for the party" she said
"Oh ok come On in I'm Hayley" she said as she opened the front door and let them inside.
"Oh we're the only ones here?" Lois said surprised,
"No the party is in the back follow me" Hayley said as she led them through the living room
"Nice place" Naruto said as he looked around the living room. It was definitely cozy.
"Thanks you'll want to tell my mother that" Hayley said as she knew her mother designed the living room.
They soon were led out to the backyard where there was a pool and people from the neighborhood mingling.
"Lucky bastard. I've been wanting to get a pool for so long" He heard Peter mumble
"If you make friends then you can use their pool Peter now be nice" Lois said to her husband seriously
"Oh hello!" A female voice said to the group, making them all turn. Naruto's jaw nearly dropped due to the sight before him.
Before them was a blonde bombshell of a woman in a pink bikini top and a turquoise skirt holding a pitcher of lemonade and setting it on a table. She had EE cup breasts, a model curvy body, and a plump ass.
"Hello we're the Griffins sorry we're late" Lois said with a smile
"And I'm also a new neighbor here as well. Just moved here. Figured this would be a good way to introduce myself" Naruto said
"Oh good we have several teens here already besides Hayley I'm Francine Smith" the woman said introducing themselves
"Nice to meet you. I didn't know this would be a pool party" Lois said as she wished they had brought swimsuits
"Oh don't worry we will be having get togethers often if things go well today" Francine said with a smile at Lois
"Go well?" Ellie asked confused
"My dad is a paranoid moron" Hayley said with a flat tone as she gestured to a man at a barbecue wearing a cooking apron
"Hayley! There's no need to be so…. truthful" Francine said with a sigh
"Why's he look like Joe?" Peter asked looking at the man and then seeing Joe wheel next to him in his wheelchair confirming his thought.
"... I don't see it" Chris said after looking for a minute
"Ok Hayley why don't you take the teens over to meet the other teens while I introduce Lois and her husband to your dad" Francine
"Wear a helmet" Hayley said as she led Naruto, Meg, and Chris towards a table where two teens were sitting
One was a teen boy slightly younger than them with brown hair and glasses who was staring at the other teen who was around Naruto and Hayley's age she had dark skin long black hair with a white streak in it she was wearing a green tube top that showed off her high DD cup breasts and showed off her belly, she was also wearing tight ass hugger jeans that showed off her thick juicy ass
The teen girl was looking at her phone clearly ignoring the teen boy
Hayley sighed at this "Steve she's clearly not interested don't make me get the hose" she said to the teen boy
"You're right" Steve sighed he had been at this for an hour and nothing.
"You doing ok Roberta?" Hayley asked the teen girl
Roberta looked up from her phone to look at Hayley "Wea I'm doing-" she was saying before she spotted Naruto "Wellll helloooo" Roberta said as he stood up and walked towards Naruto with a sway in her hips ignoring everyone else at the moment as she was focused on Naruto
"Lucky bastard" Steve muttered jealous as all hell
"When did you move in cutie?" Roberta asked Naruto as she was sure she had never seen him before
"Literally 30 minutes ago" Naruto told her with a smile
"He's renting a room at our house" Meg told her
"Oh? You look our age. Shouldn't you be in high school?" Hayley asked curiously
"I actually do need to sign up and resume my schooling. It's been….. awhile since I've been to school" Naruto admitted
"So what grade are you in?" Roberta asked
"Junior, what about all of you?" Naruto asks
"Same here" Roberta and Meg said
"Freshman" Chris said while Steve nodded showing he was the same
"Senior" Hayley said with a nod glad that for at least the next year she was in the same school as Naruto. Not only was he cute but he seemed comparatively normal and calm.
"Hey, who wants to see my pet lobster?" Peter could be heard yelling out loud
"Oh fuck" Meg groaned knowing this was gonna be bad. Anything her father did usually went terrible.
Stan looked at the lobster Peter brought out and one look at it's beard and turban made him pull out his gun "Terrorist lobster!" He yelled
"No Iraq Lobster!" Peter said as he pulled out a guitar and started to strum it
"Like there's a difference!" Stan yelled before he opened fire on the lobster who danced away from the bullets
"No Iraq Lobster! Come back!" Peter yelled as Stan kept firing at the bearded lobster.
"Get down!" Naruto yelled at Roberta before he tackled her to the ground so she was on the ground like everyone else as Stan sent bullets everywhere in a frenzy of bullets.
"Damn it Stan!" Francine was heard yelling from behind an overturned table next to Lois
"Hey that fat enemy sympathizer brought a terrorist to my home!" Stan yelled
"You idiot, it's just a lobster!" Hayley yelled at her father
"You all saw it! I had every right! Steve will back me up! Right son?" Stan asked his son before he saw Steve holding his arm after having been hit by a bullet
"Oh my God Steve!" Francine yelled as she ran to her son
"The fuck man?!" Naruto yelled from the ground at Stan while keeping Roberta down in case the lunatic started firing again. "You ok?" He asked Roberta, wanting to make sure she was alright.
"Oh I'm more then ok stud" Roberta said with a sexy smirk as she held Naruto close almost burying his face in her cleavage
Bitch! Meg and Hayley thought seeing this jealous
Naruto got free and chuckled a little as he helped Roberta up "Little forward ain't you?" he asked
"Oh I can be even more forward if you want baby" Roberta told him with a sexy smirk, turning around and grinding her large ass against his crotch.
Naruto smirked at this "I bet you can" he said with a flirty tone not noticing Meg and Hayley's eyes with murder burning in them.
"Roberta! We're leaving!" a black man yelled near the entrance to the backyard
"Damn it Cleveland" Roberta growled as she scowled
"Don't worry I'll see you at school" Naruto said
Roberta smirked at this before she took a piece of paper out and wrote on it "Text me later stud" she said before she left swaying her ass for Naruto
Naruto watched this and smirked as he liked what he saw before he pocketed her number
"You did this!" Stan yelled at Peter as he pointed his gun at him
But before Stan could do anything Naruto punched him hard in the face, knocking him out with a right cross.
Hayleys eyes widened at this as she had never seen her dad get taken out like that ever. Never with a single punch.
"Punk bitch!" Naruto growled angrily at the unconscious man.
"You son of a bitch!" Peter yelled in a rage at Stan as he didn't realize the man was out. He grabbed a large glass bowl of hot soup intending to douse the man in the scalding liquid.
"Dad calm dow-" Meg was cut off as Peter tripped and dumped the scalding liquid on her instead as well as shattering the bowl on her.
"You fucking moron!" Naruto yelled at Peter as he had already solved the issue but Peter let his rage take over.
"I'll call the hospital!" Brian yelled as he took out his phone seeing as Meg and Steve could use some medical attention
"Oh my God Meg!" Lois shouted going to check in on her daughter
"Is every guy in this neighborhood an idiot?!" Naruto yelled
"Hey I'm not!" A man in a red hawaiian shirt
"No your just a public nuisance" Brian grumbled as he finished calling a ambulance
"Fuck you Brian!" The man yelled flipping the dog off having heard that
"Can someone call the cops or something?" Naruto asked gesturing to the unconscious Stan
"Already did" Joe said as he wheeled over speaking into a police walkie talkie "I'll take it from here" he told Naruto
Naruto nodded before he saw an ambulance arrive and paramedics walk over to Meg and Steve
"Load them up, we need to get them into surgery immediately." A paramedic ordered his partner
The ambulance loaded them up quickly and drove off
(at the hospital)
Naruto sat in the lobby with Francine, Hayley, Ellie. Brian, Lois, Stewie, and Chris. Peter didn't think it was necessary to come and instead went to find his lobster.
"Well this was a good first day in this neighborhood" Ellie said sarcastically sitting next to Brian
A doctor came out and approached the group
"How are they?" Naruto asked the doctor
"Mister Smith will be fine but Miss Griffin will require plastic surgery to restore her skin due to the heat and scarring from the glass in her flesh. And it'll be quite expensive even with insurance" The doctor said
"Absolutely do whatever you need to do" Naruto said as he handed the doctor a stack of cash "I have some prize money from my last bout. Money isn't an issue" Naruto said seriously
The doctor nodded as he took the money
"Bout?" Brian asked with a raised eyebrow
"Oh I'm a boxer not in the pro leagues yet but I do pretty well" Naruto said as he realized he never mentioned it to any of them.
"So that's how you were able to knock out my dad" Hayley said
"Nah he's just got a glass jaw. Second easiest knockout I've ever done" Naruto told her
Hayley laughed at this finding this funny
"Hayley were gonna go visit Steve" Francine said
Hayley nodded at this and looked at Naruto and handed him a piece of paper "Call me" she said with a smile before she followed her mother
Naruto pocketed the paper before finding himself suddenly tackled into a hug. "Thank you" Lois said with utter relief that Naruto was willing to give his own money to help her daughter. Even if she was shocked that he could afford it.
"It's no problem Mrs Griffin. I'll just have to figure out a way to make some money a bit quicker but it shouldn't take me too long" Naruto said as he was saving that for more rent but if he got a boxing match quick enough he could make some of it back.
Lois nodded at this "I swear I'm gonna kill Peter" she grumbled to herself as they got ready to leave since Meg was going into surgery and they didn't need to stay overnight.
(The next day)
Naruto groaned as he got up from his bed and stretched as he got up before stood up to get dressed
"What's the plan for today?" Ellie asked from her makeshift bed made from spare blankets with her eyes closed knowing Naruto slept nude.
"Well it's Saturday and I don't start school until monday so I'll probably look around town for anything of interest and see about getting a match" Naruto said as he grabbed clothes to wear.
"Make sure it's a good one. Paying for Megs surgery cut your funds down by half" Ellie said
Naruto nodded since Ellie was his accountant. Before he could get clothes on however he heard the attic door open and footsteps heading up.
"Naruto, are" you awake? Breakfast is rea-" Lois walked up to wake him before stopping at seeing his nude state 'Hung..I mean sorry! Breakfast is ready!" Lois says before rushing out of the attic.
"Damn it" Naruto sighed as he got his pants on and made a note to set up a system for when he's occupied in his room
"Hope there's no sausage for breakfast" Ellie said with a laugh before Naruto threw a pillow at her "Good thing you box better than you throw" She snarked with a smirk
(kitchen)
"Sorry we're late",'' Naruto said as he and Ellie entered the kitchen. To see plates of sausage, eggs, and toast on the table.
"It's fine you're still new to the house". Brian said as he drank some coffee while reading the paper
"Jeez Lois why are you so red?" Peter asked "You get a sunburn again cause I'm not helping you with it like last time" Peter told her
Lois ignored him as she passed out sausages to the people at the table.
"Lois what the hell, why do I get a tiny sausage and Narotu gets a huge one, it has to be like a foot long!" Peter complains after seeing the tiny sausage on his plate that was even smaller than a baby carrot
"Oh calm down Peter. You get the small one as you are going on a diet and Naruto gets a big one because he is still a growing young man...still growing" Lois says before muttering the last bit to herself with wide eyes
Brian raises an eyebrow hearing this and leans over to Ellie "Hey does something seem odd to you almost like something happened?" he whispers
"Yeah Lois accidently saw Naruto while he was changing and got an eyeful of his...footlong" Ellie says causing Brian's eyes to widen before he stifles a chuckle
Naruto sat down next to Stewie who was tinkering with some device "What are you working on little man?" he asked
"Just a simple mind control device" Stewie said nonchalantly
"Huh sounds boring. If I was gonna have someone do something I would manipulate them. Make them think they had the choice" Naruto whispered to him
"... I dare say that's bloody brilliant! Make the moronic masses think they have a choice that way no rebellion will come after me during my rule. Excellent idea whiskered one keep this up and I may just have you be my Number 3 when I rule the world" Stewie said as he started to take apart the device so he could use the tech for other inventions.
"Who's number 2" Naruto asked
"Why Rupert of course" Stewie says gesturing to his stuffed bear sitting next to him in his high-chair
Naruto smiled at this before turning to the other people at the table "So what's the plan for everyone?" he asked turning to the rest of the family at the table
"I'm gonna go out with Steve and show him around town" Chris said with a smile
"That's wonderful Chris" Lois said with a smile glad Chris made friends with Steve
"I'm gonna be heading to the library. I need some inspiration for my novel" Brian said
"You write?" Ellie asked curiously
"I try to." Brian admitted as he was always suffering from writer's block.
"Well I'm gonna pick up Meg and take her out to the mall she probably needs a pick me up after her visit to the hospital" Lois said with a slight glare at Peter
"Yeah sure just make sure your back for tonight Lois" Peter said ignoring the glare
"What's tonight?" Naruto asked as he ate
"it's my dad's retirement party tonight and the whole family is going" Peter said
"You and Ellie are welcome to come if you want" Lois said
"Don't come. Save yourselves" Brian whispered to Ellie
"Sure we will go" Naruto said with a smile at Lois who blushed still recalling earlier
"Crap" Ellie grumbled at this cursing her owners kindness
"Sorry I tried" Brian told her quietly
"Well then Since everyone has plans I'm gonna hit the town and see if I can set up a boxing match for me to compete in" Naruto said
"I think the mayor's office has information on where you can set that up" Brian said
"And if not I can always call Daddy. He likes sponsoring athletes" Lois said
"Your dad?" Ellie asked curiously
"Carter Pewterschmidt" Brian said
This got a pause from both Naruto and Ellie since the recognized that name
"Maybe I should've taken up his offer when he was in Japan" Naruto said to himself
"Well he said the offer was still open" Ellie said remembering the man well. The only reason Naruto didn't agree was he wasn't ready to leave Japan. But now that he was in Rhode Island.
"I'll make the call after I come home with Meg" Lois said with a smile glad to help
Naruto nodded glad for the help as he finished his meal
(later)
Naruto was walking through the city taking in all the sights and came upon city hall "I may as well register as a citizen in this city while at it" He thought as he walked up the steps
As soon as he walked the steps he was suddenly shoved aside as a small midget in a red jumpsuit bounced around.
"Get back here Noid! You ruined my pizza!" A man with gray hair and a blue suit yelled chasing after the bouncing midget.
"Ha ha - urk!" the midget choked out before Naruto grabbed him by his ears and held him up
"Ah thank you citizen. Now I can finally do my promise from back in 89. Time to snap your neck Noid" The man in the blue suit said
"Uhhhh ok look I'm here to register as a citizen of Quahog" Naruto said
"Ah, a newcomer. Very well for helping me I will not only rush the paperwork for you. I'll give you special privileges" The man said
"You're the mayor?" Naruto asked curiously as if he had that kind of power then he must he in the city's government
"Indeed Mayor Adam West." Mayor West said
"like the Batman guy?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Who told you my alter ego? Was it Two Face? The Riddler? Lenny from the coffee shop?" The man asked in a panic
"Uh ok look your secret is safe with me Mr west just make sure my paperwork goes through" Naruto said figuring it was best to play along
"Very well citizen give your info to my secretary and it will be done by the end of the weekend" Mayor West said with a nod before grabbing the struggling Noid from Naruto's grip and brought him inside "Now you'll learn it was the Noid who should've avoided me" Mayor West said as he carried him into his office before the door closed
Naruto sweatdropped at this before he went to the secretary to give her his information
(an hour later)
Naruto left city hall and not only had his paperwork taken care of but also found out about the boxing scene in Quahog from the secretary. So after he met with Carter he'd be able to schedule a fight quickly. Especially since Carter had investments in the boxing scene already.
He felt his phone buzz and when he looked he saw he had a message from Roberta, when he answered it he saw there was a attachment
When he tapped on it he saw Roberta taking a selfie in her room with her ass to the camera…and only wearing Jean booty shorts that were wedged between her large cheeks.
Naruto blushed a little at this and saw the message :I still owe you for the save stud: with a sexy wink emoji
Naruto quickly saved the picture and chuckled as he put the phone away as he walked home
(later)
Naruto walked into the house using the front door and saw Ellie and Brian talking on the couch while Stewie was watching TV from the floor
"Hey guys" Naruto greeted the people in the living room
"Hey" Brian said with a smile at Naruto
"Greetings whiskered one" Stewie said from his seat on the floor
"That didn't take you long," Ellie said, surprised he was back so soon.
"Yeah I helped the mayor with something so he sped up my paperwork" Naruto explained
"Was it the Noid?" Brian asked with a flat tone
"That a normal occurrence?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Did he get caught?" Brian asked
"Yeah" Naruto said
"Then it's not a normal occurrence anymore" Brian said
Before Naruto could respond Lois came into the room
"Hey Lois, how is Meg?" Naruto asked
"So good news she was healed up. Unfortunately Peter decided since you were paying to ask them to do some extra work on her" Lois said as that was something their insurance covered
"Oh jeez is Meg mad?" Naruto asked
"Hell no!" Meg yelled as she came downstairs she now had Low E cup breasts, a plump ass, and a model curvy body
(Play Van Halen, Drop Dead Legs)
Drop dead legs! Pretty smile! Hurts my head gets me wild!
"Where's that music coming from?" Stewie asked, confused as no one turned on any music.
Naruto looked at Meg as she came downstairs "Holy fucking shit" he thought in utter shock and awe as his jaw opened
Meg chuckled at this "Yeah I was surprised too apparently fatass hired top of the line surgeons so I'm all natural. It just needed a push so to speak" She said as she swayed over to Naruto
"Thank god our insurance covered that aspect" Lois muttered as she still was unhappy Peter caused this crap in the first place.
Peter then came in with Chris "Ok everyone we need to get dressed for my dad's retirement party and who's this?" he asked pointing at Meg
"That's your daughter" Lois said with a flat tone
"Oh my God Lois I'm sorry it was 20 years ago! I swear I didn't know. I didn't even know what rubber meant!" Peter yelled in a panic
"it's Meg you moron" Naruto said as he pinched his nose
"Meg? Holy crap" Chris said with a surprised look
"Chris burn all of Meg's old pictures when we get back from the retirement party" Peter said
"Ok!" Chris cheered happily at the prospect of burning things
"Oh and Naruto" Meg said getting his attention before grabbing his face and shoving her tongue down his throat
"Woah!" Brian said wide eyed at the display
"Already?" Ellie asked boredly thinking she should've expected this
After a few moments of this Naruto pulled away from Meg "Are all women in this neighborhood so forward?" he asked as he took some breaths
"Can't let Roberta beat me cutie." Meg said with a smile "besides that was just a small thank you for paying for this" she said gesturing to her new body.
"Ok you two go get dressed for this party" Lois said with a chuckle
"Ok mom" Meg said as she walked up the stairs swaying her hips for Naruto to watch.
Ellie chuckled at the fact Naruto was watching Meg so "which one you gonna go for?"
"Huh?" Naruto asked after he stopped watching
"You have Meg Roberta and Hayley after you you loon" Ellie said with a chuckle at her owner
"Ummm I'll need to think as I've literally only been in the city for a day" Naruto said
"I have 50 bucks that's says you won't last a week before one of them makes you break" Ellie said holding up a 50 dollar bill
"Bet!" Naruto said as he took the money
"Can I get in on this?" Brian asked holding up a 50 bill
"Me too" Stewie said holding up a 50
"Where'd you get the money little man?" Naruto asked
"What are you a cop?" Stewie asked
"Just curious was all" Naruto said
"... I was selling lemonade" Stewie answered after a few minutes
"Yeah selling" Ellie said with a flat look at the toddler knowing he quickly got bored and mugged a guy instead.
(at the party)
"Oh god this is so boring" Ellie whispered to Brian as they sat at a big table
"Once this is over, wanna go to a bar?" Brian whispered back
Ellie smiled at this and nodded "done. First drinks are on me" Ellie said as she really wanted to escape this endless borefest.
"Where's his dad?" Naruto asked Lois as he wanted to know who raised the idiot he'd been dealing with the past few days
"Out of my way you heathens!" An old man yelled as he approached them while pushing past people
"That's him" Lois deadpanned with a scowl
"Hey dad!" Peter said with a smile as the old man sat down next to him
"Peter I see you're still a fat stinking drunk" The man said
"Well he's not wrong" Naruto whispered to Meg who stifled a laugh
"Ah Megan you're looking like a harlot just like your mother" the elderly man said
"Love you too grandpa" Meg said boredly not noticing Naruto ball his fists in anger.
"Who's the foreigner? Did your wife get a new less lazy lover?" The man asked Peter
"The name is Naruto sir" Naruto answered trying to be polite
"Francis" the old man said before getting a look at Naruto "haven't I seen you before?" He asked curiously
"Are you familiar with boxing?" Naruto asked
"Ah, I know you now. You knocked out Kenny Combs in Japan in a single round." Francis said before he glared at Naruto
"Let me guess you bet on Kenny?" Naruto asked with a smug look
"Gambling is a sin boy. I don't indulge in it and have no respect for any who do. I don't like you because of your parading with harlots to the ring for that match" Francis said sternly
"All boxers do that" Naruto said with a flat tone
"Aye and they're all gonna burn in hell. May as well ask Lois here to join you for it since she's a protestant whore" Francis said as he was really getting to Naruto
"This is gonna be a long ass night,'' Naruto thought as luckily Meg and Lois were helping to calm him down. Lois very reluctantly mind you.
(A few days later)
Naruto was in his room getting ready for his first day of school when he heard a knock on his door to the attic.
"Not interested you quack!" Naruto yelled at the door as he put on his pants
The past few days since Francis moved into the basement he had been harassing everyone. Especially Lois, Meg, Brian, Ellie, and Naruto
"It's me Naruto" Meg said from behind the door
"Oh thank god" Naruto said as he opened the attic door for her "if it was your grandfather again trying to put up a crucifix in here and burn my boxing coat I'd have knocked him out" Naruto told her
"Yeah hopefully your first day of school will help distract you" Meg said
"At this point I'll take any distraction since I don't have a bout until the weekend" Naruto said as with Lois's help Carter had set up his first boxing match in Quahog
"Oh good, can I see your match?" Meg asked with a smile
"Yeah sure Carter gave me three tickets and I already gave two to Hayley and Roberta." Naruto explained
Meg Paused at this but smiled in thanks at this "I won't lose to them now that I'm stacked" she thought
"Anyways let's get going" Naruto said as he threw on a black leather jacket over his dark orange shirt and blue jeans.
"Hope you are ok with walking" Meg said as they both went downstairs
"We could walk orrrr" Naruto smirked as he and her opened the door to the front yard and saw a black convertible
"Whoa" Meg said with a surprised look
"Yea your grandpa threw in a car as a bonus for signing with him. He said he had 13 of these things" Naruto said with a smile
"Woah stud is this yours?" Roberta asked as her and Hayley approached them. Not noticing Meg's new look as the car was far too distracting
"He signed with my grandfather for his boxing matches. This was a signing bonus" Meg said smugly to Roberta
"Woah meg?" Hayley asked surprised at the girls new looks
"Damn girl you look great" Roberta said with a smile as she checked Meg out
"Damn right I do" Meg said with a smirk
"You two need a ride to school?" Naruto asked as he got in the driver's seat while Meg got in the passenger's seat.
"Fuck yeah" Roberta said
"Thanks" Hayley said with a smile as she got in the back seat with Roberta
Naruto started the car and after he backed up out of the driveway he drove off
"Wait until the student body sees the new guy roll up with three sexy bitches in his car" Roberta said with a smile
"And wait till they see my new look" Meg said with a smirk thinking of the reactions she'd get from the other kids.
"Oh I definitely need to take you shopping girl" Roberta said with a smile
"Now that I'm hot absolutely" Meg said
"You can come to Hayley you need friends don't you?" Roberta asked
"I hate malls but….. maybe just this once" Hayley said.
"Atta girl" Naruto said as he knew from texting with Hayley that she was an environmentalist but he convinced her to give making friends here a chance instead of prejudging people
Soon the car pulled into the parking lot of the school. Getting looks from students and teachers alike.
"What's good everybody?! We got a new foxy stud here rolling up with the three hottest bitches in this place!" Roberta yelled at all of the onlookers
"... did she seriously just do that?" Naruto asked Meg and Hayley
"It's Roberta…so yeah" Meg said with a shrug having been used to her friends' antics.
"Hey I'm not complaining I like a girl with spirit" Naruto said with a chuckle as he got out of the car along with Hayley and Meg.
"Come on stud let's show off a bit" Roberta said as she put his arm around her shoulders
"Don't hog him" Hayley said as she and Meg took his free arm and placed it around their shoulders. Well around Hayley's shoulders. Meg placed his draping arm in between her breasts
Naruto chuckled at this as they walked into the high school together
(later)
Naruto sat in his homeroom class next to Meg and Roberta who took seats next to him while they waited for their teacher
the door opened and the principal came in. "Students I have some unfortunate news. You have a new teacher since your past one left under unforeseen circumstances"
"I heard she won the lottery" Roberta whispered to Meg
"Which is why I'm here to introduce your new teacher. Please give a warm welcome to Mrs. Lana Lockhart" the principal said as a blonde woman in a red button up shirt with the top button undone and black skirt entered she had high F cup breasts a curvy body and a plump ass
"Hello students, I'm happy to be your new teacher and hope we can make this a pleasant year" Lana said with a smile at her students, ignoring the hearts in most of the male students' eyes. And some females.
Meg frowned at the size of the new teachers breasts "knew I should've asked for implants" she muttered finding it annoying that there was someone with a bigger chest than her "I had the biggest rack in school for a whole weekend"
She looked over to see Naruto's reaction. Wanting to gauge how jealous she should be.
But was surprised at the fact that Naruto barely reacted as he took out his school supplies
"Now it seems we also have a new student here. Would you like to introduce yourself Mr. Uzumaki?" Mrs Lockhart asked as she looked over the class roster
Naruto stood up and waved once before he sat down again not wanting to stand out
"Holy crap it's Japan's Riptide!" A student yelled out in shock now recognizing Naruto
"You're famous?" Roberta asked curiously as Naruto sighed
"Not really. I was on the independent boxing scene but I've had a few televised matches. If anything I'm minor celebrity status at best" Naruto said
"Yes but since you signed under grandpa you'll probably be famous after your first match here" Meg told him making him pause at the thought
"Ok everyone let's start today's class" Lana said with a smile as she decided to start today's class
(after school)
"Gah school is as bad as I remember" Naruto said as him, Meg and Roberta walked out of the school
"Well I'm sure this school has some things that beat out your past school" Roberta said trying to cheer him up
"Well they didn't have you, Meg, and Hayley" Naruto said with a chuckle
"Keep that up foxy and you may get me to open up these long legs for you" Roberta said breathily
"Get in line" Meg said with a glare
"Oh relax girl I'm bi so if you want to play too I'm game." Roberta said with a sexy smirk at Meg
"... holy shit" Meg said in surprise with wide eyes.
Naruto laughed at this as Meg's reaction was pretty funny to him
"So this is the new guy" a voice said as a blonde girl approached Naruto
Meg scowled at this while Roberta coughed into her hand covering her saying "Bitch alert"
"I'm surprised someone so hot wasn't sent immediately my way" the girl said as she looked over Naruto
Naruto looked at the girl and shrugged "Eh I have seen hotter" he said
"... The hell did you just say?' The girl asked in shock
"I said I have seen hotter for example my three friends here", Naruto said pointing out Meg, Roberta, and Hayley who had just arrived "they're hotter than hellfire and sexier than most models. You on the other hand….. you're just meh to me" Naruto told her boredly
The girl looked absolutely horrified from what he just said
"Ok you three you wanted to go to the mall right?" Naruto asked his friends
"Sure thing Naruto. And see you around Connie" Meg said with a smirk as her, Roberta, and Hayley got into Naruto's car before he started it and drove off
"Hehehehahaha! Did you see that skank's face? Priceless!" Roberta cackled
"I know right! That was awesome" Meg said as she laughed
Naruto smiled at this but noticed that Hayley was silent "what's wrong?" he asked her
"Did you mean what you said about us?" She asked
"Yeah why?" Naruto asked not seeing any reasoning to be silent when he told the truth
Hayley smiled at this "No real reason I just don't get a lot of compliments" she said
"Then people are idiots and deserve a punch in the face. You're very sexy Hayley. Never let anyone tell you otherwise" Naruto told her
"Yeah girl I would kill to have titties like yours" Roberta said
"Roberta I'm barely bigger than you" Hayley said
"Still bigger though and Meg has us both beat there" Roberta said "and that teacher today? Makes me want to up these puppies in size" Roberta said
"Your fine as is Roberta hell I kept that picture you sent me" Naruto told her
"Ooh you did get it! Hope it helped you release some tension stud." She smirked
Naruto chuckled at this while Meg and Hayley looked at Roberta with curious looks
"I sent him a sexy pic. Next one I'll send him will be sexier and with less clothing though" she said nonchalantly
"This your way of saying you want to date?" Naruto asked with a smile
"It's my way of saying let's get down and dirty stud" Roberta said with a husky tone
"That's a yes" Meg said flatly as she rolled her eyes
"You can join in girl. I want to see those new tits of yours in full" Roberta told Meg
"Your looking to have Naruto date both of you?" Hayley asked surprised
"You too if you want in" Roberta said unashamedly
"Naruto tell her to stop playing" Hayley said
"Actually Mayor West made it legal for me to have a harem so….." Naruto said as he trailed off
"Score!" Roberta said with a smile at this information
"And I may have heard mom mutter what he was packing after she picked me up from the hospital" Meg admitted
"Details…now" Roberta said with a smile at Meg
She whispered at Roberta and Hayley while they both leaned forward towards Meg
"That's not bad" Roberta said with a smile
"Yeah he's got most guys beat" Hayley said
"Soft" Meg told them after they seperated
Roberta and Hayley both blushed at this
"You do realize I'm next to you three right?" Naruto asked as he parked in front of the mall
"And you do realize that now that we know we want you to just wreck us here and now in this car" Roberta told him
"As fun as that sounds I would prefer getting Meg some new clothes since fat ass burned most of them" Naruto said
"Wait what? He said to burn my old pictures" Meg said confused as she didn't know that
"Lois texted me in class. He thought he could use them for a campfire" Naruto told her as they got out of the car
"Oh fine we can shop. Maybe we can find something sexy for our man to rip off our bodies" Roberta said
"Our man?" Hayley asked as they entered the mall
"You're single and you clearly want in. Just accept it babe" Roberta told her
"Fine but were all equal and don't call me babe" Hayley said
"I second that though I may call you babe" Naruto said with said with a smile
"No, I'm serious. No one call me babe" Hayley told them all
"Bad memories?" Naruto asked with a raised eyebrow
"Yeah my ex called me that" Hayley said with a scowl
"I'm guessing he was an idiot or something" Roberta said
"Think pothead with less brains than my dad" Hayley said with a sigh
"Was he that bad?" Meg asked
"He was stalking me before we moved here, drugged my mother at one point and brought her to a concert, and when we were together I lived in his stupid van and had to make money stripping" Hayley said
"Memo to me I'm kicking him in the dick if I see him" Naruto muttered which Hayley smiled at
"You can work a pole?" Roberta asked Hayley with a smirk
"I was a very popular stripper so yes" Hayley said with a smirk of her own
"Don't let Mr. Quagmire know that" Meg said with a shudder
"... who?" Naruto asked seeing her shudder
"He's one of my dad's friends and our next door neighbor" Meg said as she was trying to calm herself down
"What's bad about this guy?" Naruto asked seriously as that reaction could only mean something bad.
"He's a pervert." Meg said seriously
"How bad?" Naruto asked
"He hit on me at the party where we met. Steve was one thing as he's in my age range but this guy is at least 40" Roberta said with a scowl
"He also hit on me and my mom at the same time" Hayley said
"Remind me to prank him later" Naruto growled out
"Awww you're protective of your girl's stud?" Roberta asked with a smile as she hugged Naruto's arm
"Of course I am" Naruto said without hesitation as he and the girls entered the mall to shop.
The three girls smiled at this before they dragged him towards a clothing store
hey everyone Kfbanime87 here
this is a idea I have been getting requests for since I did my helluva boss fic lol
this fic will be like that one here for gags and…..other stuff
as for when this takes place obviously since Francis was in this it takes place in season 2 when most characters were somewhat likable
I also decided to bring in the American dad cast and have cleveland be with Donna already that way I don't get requests for a American dad fic in addition to this
as for paring I'll just say that his top three bitches will be Meg (alternate body) Roberta and Hayley with them bringing in other pieces of ass for their man