Alright, here we are back again with this story it's time for the good ol' chapter 63 now, or something like that, you know how it goes, boys and girls. Sorry about not posting over the last month. Between my new puppy being hell and hit with massive writers block, it's been a thing.
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He was lead out into the wide dusty streets, and found himself standing opposite Tsunade, 'Hmm, note to self when I become Hokage and tighten things up, work on the infrastructure as well, not even a bloody pavement in a town like this,' Daiki thought, arms crossed before casting his gaze to Tsunade and rolling his eyes, "Here, in the middle of the road outside the bar? Are you serious? Don't you have enough debt already?"
Tsunade snorted, clenching a fist and audible popping her finger bones, "Don't worry brat, this won't last long enough to rack up anything serious," she fired back, "Besides, once you wake up from the crater I'm gonna leave you in and crawl your scrawny little punk ass out of it, you can pay for it. Think of it as recompense for running your mouth and me not killing you for your cheek."
"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune called out from the side, at the entrance of the bar beside Anko, "You can't be seriously considering this, he's just a boy."
"A cocky little punk is what he is Shizune, and just think of it as me teaching him a lesson for the future," Tsunade huffed, "Don't worry, I'll even be nice enough to heal his broken bones when I'm done with him, can't have that old fossil getting uppity with me for smacking around his new little failure of a pet project."
Daiki placed a hand to his neck and jerked slightly to the side, a crack echoing, then done it with the other side, "Don't hold back on my account," he snorted, "You aren't kunoichi enough to clean my boots nowadays. This will be over quick and you'll learn that the world has moved on and being one of the Sannin, isn't anything special nowadays, especially not a washed up has been that probably hasn't trained for a single day in over a decade."
Tsunade growled at his come back, "You want to bet you little punk?" she bit out.
"Not really," Daiki shrugged casually, "For one, with all the debt you're in, do you even have something worth betting beside your body? And secondly, I'd feel bad accepting a bet so easily won."
"…My god brat." Anko mumbled, palming her face off to the side.
Tsunade's eyes ignited with fury, but instead of snapping back, her abundant chest heaved as she took a deep breath, before exhaling, "You said you're next in line to be Hokage huh?" she turned eerily calm, reaching into her cleavage and pulling out a familiar necklace of glimmering green crystal, "Let's put your money where your mouth is. If you win, you can have this necklace. It was made by the first Hokage himself and not even three mountains worth of goldmines could buy it, it's priceless. And if I win, I'll be taking all your money."
Huh, this he did not expect.
And he could use this.
"The necklace of Hashirama huh?" he mused outwardly, he smirked, "Alright, I'm game. Let's play it like this then. If you win, I'll give you something far better than my money."
"Is that right?" Tsunade raised a brow, "And what could a brat like you have that's so valuable?"
Daiki pointed at his eyes, "My doujutsu is called the Shinkugan, it allows me to convert chakra to pure life force among other things, and I can transfer it," he said, baiting his hook, "I'm sure you can understand what that means, but I'll sum it up. I can return your youth to you with enough chakra. Beat me, and I'll return you to your prime."
He wasn't Naruto who could Talk No Jutsu people like Tsunade into believing in him. But, he had his own ways of getting things done.
For a woman like Tsunade who was self conscious of her age now, that was bait enough for him to follow him back. And the best thing about it was, it was something he'd do for free anyway should she come back to the village permanently.
Hell not even just her, but Jiraiya, the old mans teammates, heck even Danzo. He would return them all to their physical prime.
Tsunade's eyes widened minutely, "…I see…" she bit her lip, and didn't deny his claims at all, interesting. She grinned, "Well now, this has just gotten interesting. Come at me then brat, I'll end this quickly and collect on my payment."
"You wish." Daiki's smirk widened and he clenched his fists. He pulled on the very base amount of Isobu's chakra, enough simply to change his eyes, while at the same time activating his Heavenly Star Seal. His eyes rippled as familiar bolt light tattoo paterns spread across his skin.
And then lightning shrieked into existence around him as he activated his lightning chakra mode.
And then Daiki moved.
And disappeared.
Tsunade's eyes widened as he appeared in front of her in what seemed like an instant, one fist heading for her face, the other held to his side. To her credit to her title, even out of shape she reacted, fist spiking with chakra and lashing out towards his face.
A shock wave erupted from his unclenched fist and his momentum transferred into a spin and he lashed out with a kick that caught her in the side.
Tsunade grunted as his kick lifted her up off the ground and sent her flying, smashing straight up through the air, up and over the buildings around them.
Hands running through blinding hand seals, Daiki pointed two fingers out up at her, "Lightning Style: False Darkness!" he declared, a massive spear of lightning erupting from his fingers and blasting towards the air borne kunoichi.
With this, he had easily assassinated an A-rank missing ninja just a few days prior.
Yet, with his eyes he could see as Tsunade, holding her side in shock, merely narrowed her eyes, a blade of chakra rippling along her hand and she slashed out with it, cutting the massive lightning spear in half and letting it pass around her like water.
Hmph, guess a sannin was a sannin in the end.
Out of practice or not.
No matter-
Daiki launched himself after her, a blitzing bolt of lightning, revolving towards her in a buzzing frontal flip like a buzz saw and lashing out with an overhead kick, bringing his heel down towards the top of her head.
And then changing his moment once more with a blast from his Dimension Force Seal, the shock wave turning him around completely, from spinning vertically, to horizontally.
Tsunade's eyes widened again in realisation in a split moment, her arm coming up and guarding the blow, but it didn't stop the lightning enhanced kick from blasting her back down into the outskirts outside the town with a thunderous boom.
Daiki touching down behind her a moment later, arms crossed as he looked down into the crater she was kneeling in, "…So you aren't all talk." Tsunade commented idly, shaking her hand out. Her green jacket had been utterly vaporized and the arm she blocked with, was discoloured with bruising.
She stood, completely unbothered, and without even making a hand seal, green chakra shimmered around her arm, healing it in the blink of an eye.
"Did you think the old man would make me the next in line to be Hokage if I were?" Daiki fired back.
Even if he was somewhat impressed in spite of himself. Between his base jinchuuriki form, the lightning chakra mode and heavenly star seal, she was able to keep up even after being out of shape.
Not to toot his own horn, but even the old man hadn't taken him lightly during their spars when he went that far.
And the old man definitely wasn't out of shape despite his age.
"I suppose not, another freak has been born huh?" Tsunade snorted, "Interesting though, those markings look just like Orochimaru's silly little curse seal, and if I'm not wrong, that's the lightning chakra mode of the Raikage's, just how did you get your hands on those?"
"I had a run in with your loser teammate like I said, and again I repeat, he's a loser. Getting rid of the problems with the cursed seal was easy for a non loser like me, I made it mine and improved on it," he boasted, "And as for the Raikage's technique, I read up about it, thought it would be useful and reverse engineered it after a few weeks, simple as that."
'You know, you speak such bullshit so casually, that sometimes I think you actually believe your own made up stories.' Isobu commented, amused.
"Another monstrous prodigy freak, not that it matters," Tsunade said, shaking her head, "You should tell the old man to piss off on giving you the hat. It's a death sentence kid. Besides the old man, everyone else who aimed for that hat or wore it, has died young."
Huh, this he did not expect.
Daiki let her words hang in the air for a moment, before raising a brow, "And?" he snorted, "That's simply the life of a ninja. The second you put on the headband you know your life will be on the line. And anyone who aimed to be Hokage, should be ready and willing to put their life on the line to protect the village."
She reared back as if struck, "You don't get it, you're too young. Kids like you, strong, prodigy or not, with your heads in the clouds and full of dreams, kids like you don't understand just what you're risking."
"And who says that? You?" Daiki snorted, "Sure I may be a kid, sure the most fatalities among ninja are young brats like me. But don't be so fucking arrogant to think only you understand and pity the likes of me!"
For some reason, her acting like the authority on it all, that pissed him off. A vision of a kindly old man flashed in his head, smiling gently, laughing warmly at his rough and disrespectful attitude, completely open and welcome. His warm, liver spotted wrinkled hand held out, offering him the chance to become his student, the chance to take up the hat himself.
"To be a ninja is to endure. And to be Hokage is to be the pillar that holds up the village, the villages greatest protector," he spat out, "No doubt you've known quite a few aiming to be Hokage who died young, but that means fuck all. Don't you dare fucking look down on the Hokage, and those aiming to reach the hat!"
He pointed straight at her, before blurring in a crackle of lightning and appearing in front of her, "I can guarantee your little brother, while he might have just been a little brat like me, was ready and willing to fight to the death for the village," he growled in her face, "And I won't let you whine about his death and insult him like that."
And then he punched her in the face.
Tsunade's face contorted around his fist, and like a ragdoll she was launched backwards, skipping up the hill of the crater, bouncing off the ground multiple times like a stone skipping across water before landing in a heap a few dozen feet away from the crater.
Daiki jumped up, landing at the top of the crater with a scowl on his face, "Someone like you, who has totally given up and let yourself go to this point, could never understand the pride of the Hokage," he snarled, thinking of the old man, and his quiet, sombre affection for the village, and his towering, broad pride filled shoulders that shone through even through his old and weakened body, and his gracefulness in turning down even the offer of being offered his youth back. The kind of man that carried the village on his shoulders for decades, and to allow her to run her mouth like she had and pity the likes of Nawaki, was to allow to her spit on everything the old man stood for, "My name is Daiki Yurei, And I am the man who will become the Hokage and carry the village hidden in the Leaf on my shoulders."
Tsunade lay there for a second, before standing up, nose bloodied and stared at him, "…You…" she uttered.
Before huffing, she wiped away the blood of her nose and stared at at for a second, and then snorted.
And smirked.
His eyes widened.
Her bloodied hand glowed green and she touched it to her nose, healing it in an instant and looked back at him, "You sure are a mouthy little prick aren't you?" she sniffed blood from her nose and spat it to the side, "Fine then, if you want to be Hokage so bad, and think so much of it. Show me."
She pulled her hand back and he saw chakra ripple around it his eyes narrowed on the chakra taking in exactly how she shaped it, before she launched her fist out, the chakra spiralling out of her tenketsu.
And a massive shock wave spread out towards him like a roaring wave of pressure, the ground being utterly blown away from the sheer force of her punch launched in his general direction.
The sheer scale of it could casually reduce a street to rubble.
Was her middle name fucking Newgate?
Quickly, Daiki thrust both palms out and fired off a pair of force palms at the same time the shock wave made of pure strength reached him.
He blasted through it with twin, smaller and more concentrated shock waves, parting he wave of force like water around him, the same way Tsunade had his spear of lightning earlier.
"Not bad." Tsunade nodded, before launching herself into the air, chakra rippling along her leg as she came down like a meteor towards him, "Heavenly Foot Of Pain!" she shouted.
Daiki moved.
He sprang backwards rapidly, bouncing backwards in a zipping bold of lightning, getting over a hundred feet away in the blink of an eye, at the same time her foot connected with the ground.
And the ground ceased to exist.
Literally, a mountain sized crater tore the ground apart, as if the fist of an angry god came down and scooped away a portion of the land.
Daiki's footing was torn from him, and he found himself bouncing off of falling chunks of debris, his vision would have teen totally obscured, if not for the Shinkugan.
As it was, he saw as Tsunade speared through the rain of dust, smoke and debris caused by her simple heel drop, heading straight for him.
Was she fucking crazy!? The towns people were probably panicking something awful.
Daiki kicked off the debris, flipping over her punch that obliterated the boulder sized chunk of debris he was on before
He sprang onto another and pushed off, zipping around her from boulder to boulder and activated his eyes, ghostly chakra clones warping into existence around him, mixing in with after images spawned from his sheer speed.
He surrounded her from all sides, and then came in straight at her front, while his clones and afterimages converged from all around her. Most would use this kind of feint to strike at the back or another blind spot.
But anyone could predict that.
So he went for the front.
Tsunade spread her arms out and outright spun, kicking chakra out in mid-air, a sonic boom of force erupting from her feet as she propelled herself into rotating like a beyblade.
A literal tornado of force erupted from around her, smashing into him and obliterating all of his dopplegangers.
Ragdolled through the air, Daiki spun around, flipping and landing on the side of the crater she created and goggled.
All the debris, smoke and dust?
Had been completely blown away by her attack. 'What unreal strength.' Daiki thought, like he knew her strength even at the base was absurd, and the chakra enhanced version was far beyond even that.
…But this was another level entirely. She basically just used the Hyuuga's Kaiten…but with pure physical force.
He licked his lips, 'Incredible.'
Barely a second had passed.
And then he moved, spearing into the air like a bolt of lightning towards the airborne Tsunade still.
He thrust his palm out, firing off a Force Palm at the same time she punched out, two shock waves colliding and cancelling each other out. Using the force of it, he spun mid air, lashing out with an elbow.
She caught his wrist with her left hand, the farthest away one, grabbing his hair with the closest and dragging him down into a rising knee strike.
She wasn't even bothered by the lightning around his form zapping at her body, enough to fry your average shinobi.
"Coral Palm!" he shouted on instinct, coral more durable than diamond erupting from around the hand she grabbed, spreading out over her arm and allowing him to pull free, flipping around to grab her around the neck between his thighs and using it to leverage himself above her and drive a punch straight down towards her face.
Just before he hit her though, Tsunade opened her mouth and his eyes widened as he saw chakra lining her throat.
And she…roared.
A shock wave erupted from her lips at point blank range, blasting him off of her and launching him slamming into and through the ground, a crater forming around his body.
'Ow.' he blinked.
Chakra enhancement could be used for that as well? That was like his Tailed Beast Shock Wave!
And because it was pure force, his chakra armour couldn't protect him from it.
'Move!' Isobu ordered suddenly, a shadow descending on him at rapid speeds.
He already knew.
Daiki substituted with a large rock just as Tsunade drove her foot into and through his previous position like butter.
Behind her in an instant, Daiki swept her feet from behind her, before driving an elbow into her lower back that contorted her body around the blow, his other hand grabbing one of her twin tails and he spun, dragging her through the air like a windmill, before letting go and punting her with a lightning enhanced foot straight to the stomach.
Spittle flew from Tsunade's lips before she was blasted away. But, the kick while powerful enough to kill a genin on impact, maybe even a chunin, did little more than stun Tsunade who re-oriented after flying for a good fifty feet, flipping and slamming into the ground feet first and carving away at the ground like a rampaging bull.
"You hit like a rhino kid." Tsunade commented with a snort, casually healing herself up.
"You're one to talk." he grinned back at her excitedly.
This was awesome!
His blood was pumping!
He held out his hand, and a second later, the Kiba blades burst into existence, igniting with electricity, hovering over his shoulders.
He wasn't holding back anymore.
This was fun, too much fun!
"Is that the Kiba blades?" Tsunade raised a brow.
"Yes," he grinned, rushing through hand seals, "Water Style: Exploding Water Shockwave!" he roared, opening his mouth wide as his chakra surged and expelling a massive wave of roaring water towards her.
At the same time, the Kiba blades unleashed twin massive blasts of lightning that surged through the tsunami like wave, igniting it with crackling power.
A massively powerful combination jutsu.
And in return, Tsunade made two hand seals before slammed her hands into the ground, "Earth Style: Earth Rampart!" she shouted back, and the ground split apart, rising up in front her forming a colossal earth wall over ten metres high.
The electrified wave crashed against the huge earth wall uselessly, rushing away, and a second later-
The massive wall over ten metres high and at least a hundred feet wide, rose up into the air.
And Tsunade stood below it atop the massive amount of water he'd created, holding the mountainous wall of earth above her hand, something that had to weigh tens of thousands of tons.
And tossed it at him like a baseball.
Oh, was that how she wanted to play it?
Daiki grabbed the Kiba blades floating around him, his lightning chakra mode sparking into all new heights around him before thrusting both forward, lightning converging and swirling around both blades, forming into the shape of a gargantuan dragon head.
With the Kiba blades in hand, he didn't even need hand seals for his lightning jutsu, "Lightning Style: Thunder Dragon Tornado!"
With that declaration, a gargantuan dragon of roaring blue lightning erupted, over a hundred feet in size the dragon of lightning smashed through the huge rampart of earth and blew it to pieces, and exploded into the water where Tsunade was, erupting into a huge dome of lightning.
Not that Tsunade was still there, already on the move she blitzed across the water towards him, throwing out a pair of rapid jabs that launched twin shock waves of force towards him, boxing him in.
The only options were above or through them.
He chose through.
Hands going over his shoulders, Daiki threw the kiba blades. Lightning sparked around them as they buzzed like saws and carved through the shockwaves, spreading out with a thought from him around Tsunade, and lightning bolts erupted from their lengths, forming a box around Tsunade.
He saw her scowl, chakra scalpels forming on her hands as she tried to cut straight through the lightning cage, and succeeded.
But it gave him a split moment to gain the advantage.
His hands had already made the seals and pulled back, twin icy black dragon heads with glaring crimson eyes forming around his fists, before he punched out, "Ice Style: Twin Black Dragon Blizzard!"
He punched both hands out, twin serpentine black dragons erupting from his fists, ignited with sparking lightning from his lightning chakra mode spreading throughout them, creating the S-class ninjutsu that had even had Orochimaru running for his life.
Tsunade's eyes widened at the approaching dragons, and apparently sensing how threatening they were.
She punched out both hands rapidly, unleashing twin massive shock waves to meet the dragons head on.
As they did, the dragons exploded into a gargantuan electrified black tornado of cutting wind and biting cold ice.
The sheer force of the gargantuan tornado almost blew Daiki off his feet, he had to jump up onto the sides of the crater they were in and hold on with chakra.
It took a good few moments before the technique died down to reveal Tsunade, arms crossed over her face.
His eyes widened
Faint sparks ran over her body, and her arms were raw with frost bite, and bruises littered her torso.
That wasn't what made him so shocked though.
Nor was it how Tsunade lowered her arms with an annoyed huff, showing off just how durable she was compared to her teammate, tanking his S-class combination ninjutsu to the face, even if she blunted some of it.
No, as familiar healing green chakra spread over her, what shocked him was the fact his jutsu had obliterated her clothing.
Water dropping from her body due to the lake formed underneath them now from his jutsu, Tsunade's wide glistening thighs, shapely grabbable hips and absolutely enormous pale tits capped with juicy pink nipples was bared before him.
"…Holy shit." Daiki gaped, staring her her massive tits in absolute awe.
108 centimetres right? She was beyond a G-cup right?
…Just holy shit.
'Eat your heart out Jiraiya.' Daiki thought absently.
Tsunade stared at him blankly for a moment, before looking down at her exposed tits and sighing in pure annoyance, "…You perverted little brat."
"Hey, I didn't aim for this!" Daiki protested and for once he was being entirely truthful, and didn't take his eyes off her massive tits at all, in fact he was zoomed in on them right now with his Shinkugan imprinting them up close into memory.
Tsunade crossed her arms under her huge tits, pushing them up even more! "Then look away, have some decency." she shot back.
"And let you get the drop on me, no way!" he fired back.
And it was at that moment, Shizune and Anko arrived at the top of the crater and saw the state they were in.
"Tsunade-sama where are your clothes?!" Shizune sputtered.
"…How do you keep doing this shit?" Anko palmed her face.