This is a random event that happened during an AOL instant message. Ace is another Fanfic author. She is Jewel Saync. She has lots of nicknames. I'm just DL. Yup, that's it.

All the characters from Trigun are well. . . From Trigun. We do not own them, meaning the both of us. However, I own DL and Jewel owns Ace, cause they're us.

Moose cheese!!!!

Chapter One: The Cricket

Ace: *jumps into Ferrari* *driving along* *rabid bunny appears* *stops car* Yes bunny?

Bunny: I need to take you to my magical heavens!

Ace: Why?

Bunny: Cause we need you to bring cookies.

DL: Because the rabid bunny says so! You cannot disobey the rabid bunny! *Pats bunny's back* It rules aaaallllllllllll.

*rabid bunny takes Ace to his heavens with lots of cookies&

DL: *Runs behind them* I wanna come, too!!! :(

Ace: *Allows DL to come* I give up on my attempt. You win. You're funnier

DL: Hee hee. Ya hoo!

Ace: Grr *glare*

DL: *Hugs life-size plushie of Vash I made*

Plushie: @_@

DL: Wheee!

Plushie: *Sighs* It's a living.

Ace: *hugs my Knives plushie*

Vash: What's this? *Has randomly appeared*

DL: A plushie of you so when you're not here I still get you!

Plushie: save me. . . .

Vash: Well, I'm here now. Hug me.

DL: Okay! *Glomps*

Knives: *appears*

Ace: KNIVESY-CHAN!! *glomp*

Knives: *hug back*

Cricket: Chirp chirp!

DL: CRICKET!! *Tries to smash it with Vash's gun*

Vash: Hey! That's not a toy! *Chasing DL-chan* Give that back! Give it back, NOW!!!

DL: No way hosay! *Shoots at cricket and misses every time*

Gun: *Click click* Sorry, I only had two bullets.

DL: Bad gun.

Ace: *loading my gun (with is like the boy's except its gold)*

Knives: I didn't know you had a gun.

Ace: Yep.

Vash: Ha ha! *Swipes gun back*

DL: Bad Vashy-chan.

Gun: Good Vashy-chan.

Plushie: Very good Vashy-chan.

DL: Traitors.

Vash: ^_^

Me: o\ /o

Gun: Uh-oh.

Plushie: Duck for cover!

Cricket: Chirp chirp!

Ace: Want my gun DL-onee-sama?

DL: Too late for gun. *Explodes*

Vash, Plushie, Gun: *Hides*

Cricket: *Mutates to ten feet tall*

Knives: *blank look*

Ace: @.@

DL: *Parts come back together* Whoa. I hate it when that happens.

Vash: What the %^&*?!!! *Looking at Cricket*

Cricket: Mwahahaha!!!!

Gun: Screw THIS fight. *Jumps out window*

Plushie: Good idea. *Jumps out too*

Ace: *Aims my gun at the cricket*

Knives: *Beside Ace aiming his as well*

DL: Whoa big cricket.

Vash: Uh-oh.

DL: Yeah, no kidding.

Random guy: What the #$%^?!?!?!!!

Cricket: *Eats him in one gulp* Bwahahahaaa!!!!

Ace, Knives: *shoots cricket* *aims again*

DL: Ouch. poor Bob.

Vash: You knew him?

DL: Nope. Just decided to give him a name.

Bob: *From inside cricket* Mmmffff!!!

DL: Oi. Bullets no pierce giant Cricket.

Ace: *both shoot again*

DL: I'm in trouble.

Vash: *Hides behind couch*

DL: Oh, yeah! That's courageous!

Vash: Leave me alone! Those things eat plants!!

Cricket: No longer! I feel the need for human meat and blood!

DL: Oh shit. *Watching bullets bounce off Cricket*

Ace: ::chucks gun at cricket and grabs rocket launcher::

Knives: @.@ ::hides with Vash::

Ace: ::starts launching rockets at bob::

DL: We're screwed.

Vash: Why don't you just use IM magic to get rid of it?!

DL: you're one to talk! *Gets out nuke* Eat THIS!!! *Shoves it down Cricket's throat*

Bob: Nnnnnnffffffffff!!!!!

Cricket: @.@ *BOOM!*

Bob: *Flies out* Oh, gross! *Runs home* And my name is GEORGE!!!

DL: Gross.

Ace: Yuck. @.@

Vash: It's dead? *Peeks around corner*

DL: I'm kinda hoping, yeah.

Knives: What's - AAAHHHH!!!! *Cricket leg is on his arm*

DL: uh-oh.

Leg: *Moves*

Knives: ^___^ Good show of bloodshed.

Ace: *whacks him over head*

Knives: I mean... @.@

DL: Oh, well. Keep going.

Ace: Ahh!! *hides behind DL-onee-sama*

DL: Kill it!

Vash: I'm not killing anything!

Gun: Kill? *Hops back in window and starts shooting at cricket leg*

Ace: Knives what the hell is that?

Knives; *Runs around waving arm frantically*

DL: Get it get it get it!!

Gun: I'm trying!

DL: Well I thought you ran out of bullets?!

Gun: I lied!

Vash: Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. . . .

Gun: *trying to aim*

Vash: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Ace: *aiming my gun at it*

Knives: GET IT OFF GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!! *running around and waving arm like a mad person*

Plushie: *hiding behind Ace*

DL: Traitor. *whacks him over head*

DL: *Grabs gun and tries to aim*

Vash: oh my god oh my god oh my god ph my god oh my god. . . . I don't want to be an only child!!!!

*Cries*

Knives: Then do something!!! *Leg is crawling closer to his head*

Cricket's Head: I am not dead!! *Starts pulling pieces back together*

DL: OH MY GOD!!!!! *Shoots its head and the bullets do nothing*

Ace: *starts throwing grenades at head*

Gun: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Vash: OMG OMG OMG OMG.... HELP MY ONII-SAMA!!

Ace, DL: WERE TRYING!

Plushie: OMG OMG OMG...

Ace: Shut up!! *whacks Gun,Vash and Plushie over head*

Knives: *still running around and acting nuts*

DL: *now throwing grenades too* *Unpins thirty grenades at once as scene changes to outdoor and chucks

them* DUCK AND COVER!!!

Gun: Way ahead of you! *Hides in his holster*

Vash: Knives Knives Knives Knives Knives - !!!!! *Whacks leg repeatedly as it is dragging Knives towards

the Cricket's slowing reforming body*

Plushie: Screw this!! *Runs away*

Cricket's deformed body: I will. . . eat the . . . PLANT!!!

Knives: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Leg: he is right! You will be our -

DL: Oh shut UP!!!! *Whacks leg until it lets go* Dinner's cancelled!!

Ace: Take THIS!!! *Throws more grenades*

Grenades: BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!!!! BBBBOOOOOMMM BOOM

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

Cricket's half body: *Twitch* I... must... eat... the... plant...

Ace: ON MY DEAD BODY!! *ton-o-grenades*

Grenades: BOOOMMMM! BOOOMMM!!! BOOOMMMMMM!!

Knives: *hides behind me*

Ace: *goes to demon state (which ill send u a pic of)* *charges crickets body*

DL: ACE!! DONT BE A HERO!!

Ace: *attacks crickets body*

C.B.: *fights back*

Gun: *still hiding in his holster*

DL: *starts throwing grenades while I'm fighting*

Vash: Your gonna blow Ace up to if you do that...

DL: Whoops...

Knives: OMG OMG DONT DIE ACE!!

DL: *Catches all the grenades and juggles them as I try to decide what to do*

Ace: Get him, NOW!!! *Has backed off*

C.B.: NOOOO!!!!!!! NO MORE BOOMS!!!!

DL: No more my ass! *Runs up to it and shoves them down his throat again*

Vash: Don't kill it!

Knives: YOU IDIOT!!! *Knocks him out*

C.B.: BBBBBOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: CRICKET GUTS!!!!!

Everyone: *Hides*

Vash: Errr. . . . *Has not been moved and is covered in Cricket Guts now*

Plushie: I was modeled after THAT guy?!

Ace: Take that you beast!!!!

Me: Yeah you ^@%^*(@~%*(#@$Y&!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *Blush*

DL: Oh shut up!

Knives: It's dead, right? *Is rocking back and forth and holding his knees, scarred for life*

Vash: *Twitches*

Ace: *hugs Knives*

Knives: *keeps rocking*

DL: *smiling like Maniac*

Vash: @o@ *goes off to take a shower*

Gun: *peacefully asleep in holster*

Plushie: *goes back to being a plushie*

DL: *glomps Plushie*

Cricket: *revives*

Ace: DONT YOU EVER DIE YOU LIL !@#$%^&*()?!?!?!?!

Cricket: Nope.

DL: *starts throwing nukes again*

Me: *goes to demon form and is attacking*

DL: *same as Ace*

Knives: *shooting at it with Gun*

Gun: Hey, that tickles.

Plushie: *hiding*

Vash: *singing in shower*

Plushie: WHY AM I STILL IN THIS?!

Cricket's head. . . again: Because there's no point to you!!

DL: Wow. Cricket knows the secret. Eh. *Grabs laser gun* Bwahahahahaaaa!!!

Ace: The cricket cannot know our secret!!! *Does the same* EVER!!!!!!

Knives: *Is still rocking* Kill kill bad bad bad cr-cricket k-k-k-kii-i-iii-i-llll. . . .

DL: *rereads* Oh well. Gotta go with it.

B.Gun: It cannot hurt my master!

DL: . . . . That sounds all too familiar.

Legato: I will protect my master with my life. *God only knows how HE'S back*

DL: Whadaya know.

S.Gun: My Twin!! *Jumps next to B.Gun* Let's do it!! *Transforms into the Angel arms. . . somehow*

Ace&DL: DIE YOU MOSTER!!!!!

C.H: I cannot ever die!!!

DL: You will by my laser gun!!!

L.Gun: YEAH!!! LASER GUNS RULE!!!!

DL: I don't remember giving you the ability to talk.

L.Gun: And?

Cricket: *Now fully healed* That's what you get for not paying attention! *Eats Knives*

Ace: NOOOO!! GIVE ME BACK MY BF!! *shoots him with laser gun*

C.H.: OWWW!! *gives back Knives*

Ace: Thought so.

Knives: *hides behind Legato*

Legato: //^;

DL: *throwing nukes again*

Vash: *still in shower*

Ace: *grabs guns and forms angel arms*

All but Ace: Whoa... @.@

DL: Are you part plant?

Ace: 1/4.

Cricket: *scared out of his wits*

Ace: Die. *shoots him with both angel arms*

Cricket: *dies*

DL: Whoa... TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!!

Ace: *angel arms go back to S. Gun and B. Gun* Are you part plant?

DL: No...

Vash: *comes out of bathroom in towel*

DL: *glomp*

Knives&Legato: ^^; //^;

DL: Towel. . . . *Tries to take it off*

Vash: *Not letting go* Not out here! You want to take it off, we go inside!!

DL: Okay!

Everyone else: O.O;;

DL: Let's go! *Shoving him back inside*

What's left of Cricket: I . . . . will not. . . . give. . . . up -

Ace: *Stomps on his head* Now DIE!!

Knives: *Twitches, shudders, sits down and starts rocking again* Cricket. . . .

Ace, Legato: O.O Knives!!! *Runs to be by his side*

DL, Vash: *Inside* Hee hee. . . *Laughter and clashing is heard*

Plushie: *Shudders*

G&B.Gun: *Shudders* I hope they're not doing what I think they're doing.

Vash: *Runs outside wearing his old red getup*

DL: Bwahahahaaaa!!! *Runing after him snapping the towel at his ass* Bwahahahahaaaa!!

Vash: HEEE-EEEEE-EEEELP!!!!!

G&B.Gun: Oh good. *Sighs*

Plushie: *Is now confused and very badly scarred*

Ace: *Shakes head* It's okay now, Knivesy-chan. . . *Hugs him*

Legato: *Jealous look* *Sighs* ///v;

~**~**~**~**~

End of chapter one. Damn, that Cricket just did not want to die!!! Who knows, it might come back in another chapter. Damn thing won't stay down. Anyway.

This is DL saying good bye and good night, seeing as how Ace left a while ago. So, on behalf of Ace, I say that she would say:

Bye bye!

And very well said, too. Mine is:

See ya!