"Grrrrr..."

"Hmph..."

Two slender, busty figures stared each other down. Clad in their sexy costumes, the two women glared at each other and looked ready to pounce. The cause of the bloodlust in the air was a long-standing topic of debate between prominent, important figures everywhere. The topic was as old as time itself. Nothing ranked higher in the court of public opinion as the debate that had caused the two gorgeous girls to start glaring daggers at one another.

"Batman's better."

"Bull. Supes is way better."

"Ha. Ridiculous."

Poison Ivy. Slender, busty, red-headed, fair-skinned goddess of the Green. Super-villainess. A poisonous flower men could not help but fall for. One of the most notorious villains to ever torment Gotham City and Batman. Had a penchant for plant-based crimes, fighting for the cause of floral supremacy and a world brought to heel with her on top. She frequently attempted to make Batman her unwilling King as she laid claim to the throne of Queen of the Green. Had been stopped by numerous heroes, but none bested her as frequently as Batman. She hadn't gotten a little tired of it, honestly. Batman belonged at her side, worshiping her as she deserved. Not fighting to the death trying to resist her. She almost felt bad that Batman couldn't see the truth. He belonged to her.

Livewire. Blue-skinned, lithe, curvy shock jock and Queen of the Mic. Outlaw. A sexy spark that could fell men a hundred yards away. A tough, independent babe determined to enlightened everyone in Metropolis to the true nature of their so-called hero, Superman, and electrify them all into submission. Had tangled with Superman many times over the years, frequently making his life miserable with her incredible electric powers. Had been unable to kill Superman on many occasions, though admittedly she wasn't trying as hard these days. A free spirit, she just wanted Superman to leave her alone now for the most part. Though that hadn't stopped her from clashing with Big Blue now and then.

"Batman's bigger."

"Superman can last longer."

"The detective is smarter."

"Supes can punch through mountains. He doesn't need to slum it to find clues."

"Batman can take down the Joker, easy!"

"So what?! How is that relevant!?"

"Hmph. How is punching through mountains relevant either?!"

Ivy, who had been arguing Batman's merits for some reason, just glared at the blue-skinned babe and scoffed. Livewire glared back, sparks coming off her short blue hair. She crossed her arms and glared back at Ivy. The red-head remained silent for a few moments then broke into a malicious smile.

"I suppose you're right. This is about who is better in bed after all. Batman is bigger, for sure. His touch can drive anyone wild, and he always finds the right spots! He's a wonderful kisser too! Superman's got nothing on him. NOTHING!"

"Haha, you really are crazy, Red. Superman can last DAYS with his super-stamina. He vibrates! VIBRATES. Batman's got nothing on that. Not in his body or that belt of his! Can't even take a few jolts of lightning!"

"Hmph. As if that's somehow a positive. MOST people would die if you zapped them with electricity."

"Well, it makes Big Blue a better partner in my book!"

"Ha. As if I care. Batman could bring down ANY hero with some preparation and the right tool."

"There's only one tool worth anything."

"And Batman's is better!"

"Screw you!"

Poison Ivy's face darkened for a second, then lit up with an idea. Leslie, otherwise known as Livewire, stared back at Pamela in confusion until she shared her idea.

"... welllll... why don't we find out?"

Livewire broke into a wide grin as she realized what Ivy meant. She turned her head to where Ivy was looking. Batman hung helplessly a short ways away, bound in vines, blindfolded and gagged with a special plant that was pumping aphrodisiacs into his system. His belt was missing, wrapped around Poison Ivy's waist like some kind of trophy. Superman stood next to him, bound in a special contraption that pumped tiny, trace amounts of Green Kryptonite into his blood stream. Nothing lethal, but enough to keep him weak for a while. Eventually he'd become immunized to the effects, but for now he was helpless. A ring-like device sat atop his head. Livewire had channeled her powers through it, and the current was enough to scramble Superman's nervous system so he couldn't fight back or even move unless Livewire wanted him to. The current wasn't enough to harm the Kryptonian, just keep him subdued. Both heroes had been like this for hours. After Livewire and Poison Ivy had ambushed the two on patrol a fight had broken out between the four. After a few lucky shots, the heroes were down and Ivy and Livewire had moved them to a nearby safehouse of theirs. When deciding what to do with the boys the two gorgeous villainesses had gotten into an argument about their prizes. Now, it was time to settle the debate.

"Who's better in bed? Why don't we find out? You'll help us, won't you boys?"

Ivy teased their captives, who could only groan weakly in response to their lovely captor's taunts.

"Sounds like a yes to me, Ivy. Which one are you starting with?"

Livewire tried to stay professional, but even she was a bit excited to find out. She looked over the two bound heroes with the hungry eyes of a jackal who had just made a kill and was about to devour the succulent meat of its prey.

Ivy shrugged, almost diplomatically.

"I know Batman is better, but why don't we switch things up? I'll take Superman first, and you can have Bats. We'll try out some things and then switch partners. Just remember, don't damage the boys. We want them to last long enough to get our answer!"

"Fine, fine. We about after? Should we kill them?

Ivy frowned and shook her head.

"Heavens no. Why would we do that?!"

"Well... they are always getting in our way!"

"Humbug. We want to keep them alive so we can test our little toys again and again in the future, don't we?"

Livewire looked thoughtful for a second, then nodded in agreement.

"Alright, fine. In fact, it'll be fun to see the look on Supey's face next time when he remembers what happened. Wouldn't want to deprive myself of that."

"Right? Don't worry, they won't be bothering us for a while after this. I can assure you."

The two beautiful super-babes smiled at each other and set about unbinding their boys and preparing them for the night of their lives. Once everything was in order the girls made sure Batman and Superman wouldn't forget this night... ever.