"Yo! We're coming at you live from Camp Wawankwa! I'm your host, Chris McLean." Chris introduced
"Dropping season one of the hottest new reality shows on television right now!" Chris said making his way down the dock
"Here's a deal, 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp. They'll compete in challengers against each other then have to face the judgments of their fellow campers. Every three days, one team will either win a reward or watch their team member walk down the dock of shame and take a ride on the loser ship, never come back...Ever!" Chris grinned, gesturing at the dock.
"Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic campfire ceremonies, where all but one camper will receive a marshmallow." Chris said pointing over at the campfire site holding up a marshmallow
"In the end, only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid fame and a small fortune," Chris said pulling out a treasure chest "Let's face it, they will blow it off in a week or so."
"Every moment will be caught on one of hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp. Who will crumble under the pressure? Find out here right now on TOTAL...DRAMA...ISLAND!" Chris exclaimed from the docks
opening by Neostardustdragin101
Cameras and stage lights pop throughout the forest knocking a gopher out of the ground and squirrel out its tree. We zoom through the island passing Chris knocking over his coffee
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine,
You guys are on my mind.
The camera reaches the mountain peak diving into the water as Owen swims by letting loose a fart just as Geoff is laying back on his surfer board before falling over from the stank with Bridgett surfing past him.
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see,
I wanna be famous.
A hawk swoops down picking up a dead fish from the water soaring into the sky accidentally dropping onto a peaceful Dj surrounded by adorable animals who soon bite him when they see the fish causing him to run off screaming in terror as Duncan laughs and Courtney rolls her eyes.
I wanna live close to the sun,
Go pack your bags, 'cause I've already won,
Everything to prove, nothing in my way
I'll get there one day.
Cause, I wanna be famous!
Heather and Leshwana slap fight on a raft unaware of the waterfall nearby as it falls downward as Harold is practicing karate. Izzy swings by on a vine crashing into Harold knocking them into the confession booth knocking Lindsay out. Eva and Tyler engage each other in arm wrestling. Chef sticks his arm into a pot of green soup smirking at a tied up and fearful Noah and Zeke, his unlucky taste testers.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na!
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous
Katie and Sadie swoon as Justin looks at himself in the mirror while Beth twirls around her batons tossing the flaming stick into the air. Gwen and Naruto look at each other before Cody gets between them smiling with an arm around each of them the campers Chef and Chris sit around the campfire whistling to the tune of the song
(Camp Wawanakwa)
"Welcome to Total Drama Island. Right now we're gonna introduce our contestants. We told them they'd be staying at a 5 star resort so if they seem a little PO'd that's the reason." Chris said with a smile as a boat pulled up revealing a pudgy girl with brown hair in a ponytail, glasses, and Braces.
"Beth good to see you" Chris greeted the girl who rushed him into a hug while he looked uncomfortable at the contact
"It's like so incredulous to meet you!" She said before getting a good look at the host. "Wow you look a lot shorter in person" she said
Chris's eyebrow twitched at this but he kept his smile on his face as another boat pulled up revealing a tall african american man with a white cap on his head, a small growing beard, green shirt, and a pair of jean shorts stepped off carrying two cases of luggage
"DJ" he greeted as Beth went to stand away
"Yo Chris Mclean. You sure this is the right place? Where's the hot tub at?" DJ asked
"This is it dawg. Camp Wawanakwa" Chris informed with a grin
"Hmm. Looked a lot different on the application form" DJ said as a third boat arrived
"Hey Gwen" Chris said as a teen goth girl with green hair and black lipstick stepped off the boat she had E cup breasts, a toned body, and a plump ass
"You mean we're staying here?" Gwen asked
"No, you're staying here. My crib is an airstream with A.C. that-a-way." Chris said pointing over in the direction of his trailer
"I did not sign up for this." Gwen protested
"Actually, you did." Chris said holding up her contract which she quickly snatched and tore up. "That's the great thing about lawyers the always make copies." he said as he held up a copy of the papers Gwen just tore up
"I am not staying here." Gwen said as she scowled and shook her head
"Cool. I hope you can swim, though. Because your ride just left." Chris said smirking as the boat left the dock
"Jerk." Gwen said stomping away suddenly party music blared and turned to see another boat arriving revealing a teen boy with blonde hair under a big cowboy hat wearing a pink open shirt and blue jeans
"Chris McLean! Sup, man? Honor to meet you, man!" The boy greeted
"The Geoffster! Welcome to the island, man." Chris greeted
"Thanks, man." Geoff said as he smiled
"They say "man" one more time, I'm gonna puke." Gwen groaned
"Everybody, this is Lindsay." Chris said "Not too shabby…" he grinned as Lindsay was a buxom blonde girl wearing brown cowboy boots. An orange skirt and red shirt showing off her EE cup breasts, model curvy body, round, plump, and juicy ass while the top of her long blonde hair was underneath a blue bandana
"Hi. Hey, you look so familiar." Lindsay said
"I'm Chris McLean. The host? Of the show?" Chris said
"Oh, that's where I know you from." Lindsay said as she smiled cluelessly
"Uh… Yeah." Chris said, the next camper came
"Heather." Chris said as an asian teen with long black hair in a red tube top and white shorts stepped off. Narrowing her eyes as she removed her sunglasses. She had DD cup breasts, a model thin body, and a toned but firm ass
"Hi!" Beth greeted with spittle "Looks like we're your new friends for the next eight weeks!" Heather simply rolled her eyes as A boat Blasting punk rock music showed up
"Duncan, dude." Chris said to the teen with a green mohawk and black clothing and piercings on his face.
"I don't like… Surprises." Duncan said
"Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that, man. He also told me to give him a holler anytime and have you return to juvie." Chris warned smirking
Duncan took a breath "Okay then. Meet you by the campfire, gorgeous." Duncan said to Heather
"Drop dead, you skeeze. I'm calling my parents, you cannot make me stay here." Heather said stomping away with Chris pulling out the contact
"Ladies and gentlemen, Tyler!" Chris said as the next camper with brown hair and a white head band wearing a red tracksuit came riding on waterskis before tripping over a rock, crashing into the dock and sent flying into the campers luggage Beth, DJ, and Gwen all groaning at the wipe out
"Ugh! My shoes!" Heather exclaimed covered in water
"Wicked wipeout, man!" Chris hollered Tyler giving a thumbs up which Dj and Geoff returned before he heard heavy breathing
"Welcome to camp, Harold." Chris greeted, the nerdy boy looking around his surroundings
"What's he looking at?" Beth asked
"So you mean this show is at a crappy summer camp and not on some big stage or something?" Harold asked
"You got it." Chris said
"Yes! That is so much more favorable to my skills." Harold said walking past Chris who cringed as another boat pulled up revealing a boy with a bored, blank look on his face
"You got my memo about my life-threatening allergies?" Noah asked
"Sure someone did." Chris said as he smiled
"Good. Is this where we're staying?" Noah asked pointing to the camp
"No, it's your mother's house. And we're throwing a party!" Duncan said cracking his knuckles
"Cute. Nice piercings, original. Do them yourself?" Noah remarked with a sarcastic tone
"Yeah. You want one?" Duncan said grabbing Noah by the lip
"No thanks, can I have my lip back please?" Noah scoffed with slur before Duncan let his lip go "Thanks."
"What's up, y'all! Leshawna's in the house!" A young African American woman greeted making Harold let out a gasp. She had F cup breasts, a chubby yet curvy body and a plump heart shaped ass
"Yo, baby! Hey, how you doin'? How's it goin'?" Leshawna said high fiving Chris "Feel free to quit now and save yourselves the trouble, 'cause I came to win! Oh, what's up, my brother? Gimme some sugar, baby!" Leshawna said high fiving DJ
"I've never seen a girl like you in real life before." Harold remarked as he looked at the new arrival
"Excuse me?" Leshawna asked as she raised a eyebrow
"You're really big. And loud." Harold said bluntly
"What did you say to me?!" Leshawna shouted as Gwen cringed knowing a beat down was coming "Oh no, you didn't! You have not seen anything yet! I'll show you big, baby!" Leshwana said as Dj and Bridget held her back while Harold performed...karate?
"Ladies! Katie, Sadie! Welcome to your new home for eight weeks!" Chris said ignoring Leshawna trying to kill Harold.
"Oh, my gosh! Look! It's a summer camp!" Katie gushed
"I always wanted to go to summer camp! Eeeeeee!" Sadie said with excitement
"Ezekiel! What's up, man?" Chris said
"I think I see a bird, eh." Ezekiel said pointing up some of the boys snickering
"Look Dude, I know you don't get out much homeschooled your whole life, raised by freaky prairie people. Just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early, okay?" Chris said putting a hand on the boys shoulder
"Yes Sir." The farm boy said
"That's just…um…wow?" Gwen said dumbfounded.
"Cody! The Code-ster! The Codemeister!" Chris said as they high-fived.
"Dude, psyched to be here, man." Cody said with a gapped toothed grin walking pass Leshwana, Bridgette, and Lindsay "I see the ladies have already arrived. All right." He said smirking as he walked past them before he opened his mouth to say something to Leshawna
"Save short stuff." Leshwana smirked putting a finger on Cody's lip
"Eva! Nice to see you here!" Chris said as a girl with a unibrow in an athletic outfit lifting weight in one arm and carrying a bag in the other walked off the boat.
Eva walked up to the campers with a scowl Cody offering a high five, only for her to drop her bag on his feet causing him to yelp
"What's in there dumbbells?" Cody ask rubbing his bruised foot
"Yes." Eva said simply
"She's all yours man." Duncan said to DJ as he chuckled
"WOOO-HOOOOO!" Everyone jumped, turning to see a large teenager, "Chris, what's happening! This is awesome! WOO-HOOO!" The boy cheered
"Owen, welcome!" The host greeted before he was grabbed in a bear hug.
"SO AWESOME TO BE HERE, MAN!" Owen tightened his hug, "Yeah, man, this is just so…" Owen paused
"Awesome?" Gwen smirked
"YES! Awesome! WOO-HOOO!" Owen shouted "Are you going to be on my team?"
"Oh, I sure hope so." Gwen muttered with sarcasm
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOh!" Owen hollered
"You about finished?" Chris asked as he was set down.
"Up next Courtney." Chris said as a girl with auburn hair and gray shirt arrived waving to the group Chris offering a hand to let her off the boat
"Thank you." Courtney said stepping down "Hi, you must be the other contestants. It's really nice to meet you all."
"Nice to meet you, I'm Owen!" He grabbed Courtney's hand and shook it in his excitement.
"It's also nice to meet you, Ow…wow." She trailed off as the next camper arrived
Everyone was in awe at the handsome youth even Eva couldn't help but swoon. Sadie even fainted.
"This is Justin." Chris introduced. "Welcome to Total Drama island."
"Thanks Chris, this is great." Justin said as they fist bumped
"Just to let you know, we just pick you based on your look." Chris stated
Justin smirked at him, "I can live with that." He said shrugging
"I like your pants!" Owen said
"Thanks man." Justin said
"Cause they look like they're all worn out. Did you buy them like that?" Owen asked
"Um…No, just had them for a while." Justin said
"Oh…Stupid" Owen facepalmed
"Hey everyone Izzy!" Chris introduced as a girl with orange hair and green eyes wearing a green top and green skirt walked down. She had DD cup breasts, a toned fit body, and a big round ass
"Hi Chris! Hi! H-whoa!" Izzy waved before slipping off hitting her chin on the dock.
"Oooh thar was!" Tyler laughed and
"Guys she could be seriously hurt." Courtney said running up to pick Izzy up the wild girl shaking the water off like a dog
"That felt… So… Good!" Izzy exclaimed "Except for hitting my chin. This is a summer camp? That is so cool. Do you have paper maché here? Are we having lunch soon?" Izzy asked with excitement
"Yes, that is a great question!" Owen agreed on the lunch question
(Play Kingdom by Downstait)
As the 21 campers stood on the docks they heard rock music blasting from the sea gathering their attention as they looked out at an incoming boat.
"Adrenaline in my soul! Every thought out of control! Do it all to get them off their feet!" Crowd is here about to blow! Waiting for me to start the show! Out the curtains lights go up I'm home!"
"Our final contestant is a last minute addition that I had to scramble to get thankful I called in a favor from someone I see as a sister" Chris said as the boat pulled up
"Woah! And my father said when I was younger Hard times breed better men! Better men!!" A teen boy with spiky blond hair and bright blue eyes wearing a black t shirt, blue jeans, boots, and a black leather jacket stepped off. On his face were three whisker like markings on each cheek as he descended the boat to the docks
"You took it all away I give it all away! Can't take my freedom! Here to change the game a banner made of pain I built my Kingdom! Now you bow to me! You took my dreams but not my name! You'll follow me until the end! I am my kingdom!"
Chris rolled his eyes as he made a killing motion at a member of the crew on the boat who pulled the plug on the music. As the teen finally stepped onto the docks.
"Really?" The teen asked since his music was cut off
"This is a summer camp Naruto. Not your debut match." Chris deadpanned at the blond
"Fine fine I've had my fun so this is my competition?" Naruto asked looking over the group of gathered teens
"Indeed they are so keep the pranks to a minimum" Chris told him
"What makes you think I would do that? Naruto asked as he gained a offended look
"Cause you're Kushina's kid and I'm not a fool. I still recall your prank of setting my condo on fire with that rigged whoopie cushion" Chris deadpanned
Naruto chuckled at this as he joined the rest of the group
"Wait Kushina? As in Kushina Uzumaki, the owner of the Canadian Wrestling Federation?" Tyler asked with wide eyes
"Yup that's my mom" Naruto grinned at this
"Why are you here then? You don't need the money or fame if that's your mom" Duncan said confused
"I make my own fame. Besides I'm not here for the money." Naruto explained
"Yeah he's here cause one of the campers went into therapy or something and his mom owed me a favor" Chris said as he smiled
"How do we know he won't get special treatment?" Heather scoffed
"It's in the contract that he can't" Naruto said as everyone looked at him "what was I the only one to actually read it?" He asked
"…..yes" Gwen said after a moment of silence from everyone
"Huh well sucks to be you guys then" Naruto grinned
"Ok everyone gather up and let's take a commemorative photo" Chris said as he held up a camera. The 22 teens stood on the dock as Chris stood on the dock to take the photo. "Ok everyone when I say so say Wawanakwa. Ready? And w- wait hold on forgot the lens cap. Ok and and wawanak- wait memory card is full. Just hold that pose while I make some room." Chris said as he started to delete some photos
Everyone took a pose on the dock and right as Chris finally took the photo the dock broke under them. Sending everyone into the water as Chris took the photo.
"Alright dry up and meet me at the campfire pit in 10" Chris said smiling like they weren't just humiliated
"You so planned this shit!" Naruto yelled out as he helped Gwen to shore since she was closest to him
"I did no such thing!" Chris said gasping dramatically as the boat drove away with him on it
"You are so pranked!" Naruto yelled at the retreating Chris before he helped Gwen up to her feet.
"Thanks" Gwen said simply as they all walked towards the campfire area
"Not a problem." Naruto told her with a smile at the goth
(10 minutes later)
Everyone was around a campfire while Chris stood nearby ready to make his announcement
"Alright folks this is Camp Wawanakwa. Your home for the next 8 weeks. The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates, competition, and maybe even your friends. Ya dig?" Chris asked with his usual grin "the camper who manages to stay on Total Drama Island without getting Voted off will win $100,000 dollars" Chris told them
"Scuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be? Because I'd like to request a bunk under her." Duncan said as he gestured to Heather
"They're not co ed are they?" Heather asked with a raised eyebrow as she ignored Duncan
"Ooh if they are I want whiskers as my bunkmate!" Izzy exclaimed with a crazed grin "he seems like fun!"
"There are girl sides and guys sides in each cabin." Chris said as he knew better than to have them all together. Even for the sake of ratings.
"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsay asked as she raised her hand
"Ok you are. But that's not really how it works. And the name is Chris" Chris told her
"Just get on with it Kyle" Naruto smirked to irritate him
"Here's the deal. We're gonna split you into two teams. If I call your name out, go stand over there. Gwen. Naruto. Heather. Cody. Lindsay. Beth. Katie. Owen. Leshawna. Bridgette. And… Noah. From this moment on, you are officially known as… The Screaming Gophers!" Chris yelled as he threw a green banner to Owen unfurling to reveal a screaming Gopher logo
"Wait. What about Sadie?" Katie asked as her and her best friend frowned
"The rest of you, Geoff, Justin, D.J, Tyler, Sadie, Izzy, Courtney, Ezekiel, Duncan, Eva, and Harold. You'll be the Killer Bass" Chris told them throwing a red banner to Harold unfurling to reveal a bass with fangs as it's logo
"Noooooooo!!!!" Katie and Sadie yelled together as they hugged each other
"This caused several of the campers to cringe and hold their ears in pain
"Oh this will be a fun 8 weeks" Naruto said as he groaned in irritation
"You won't be sleeping next to them" Gwen deadpanned
"…..my condolences" Naruto said
"Please let one of us switch teams!" Sadie yelled at Chris
"I'm not one to give into demands unless it's okayed by everyone el-" Chris
"Switch Em or I'll burn your hair products!" Naruto yelled
"What he said!" everyone else yelled as they had no problem doing this if it shut Katie and Sadie up
"Ok fine, any volunteers? Chris killer bass team as he knew that wasn't a threat from Naruto it was a promise
"I'll switch" Izzy held her hand up
"Good Katie You're a Killer bass Izzy you're a screaming Gopher. Now pipe down and let me continue speaking" Chris said
"Yay! I'm with the the whiskered man" Izzy said with a grin as she looked at Naruto
"... why do I feel like prey?" Naruto asked himself
"Cause you are" Chris said simply "now you campers will be on camera in all public areas during the competition. You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts with a confessional" Chris said gesturing to an outhouse with a Camera
(confessional static)
"um…..Ok so far this sucks" Gwen said blankly
(Confessional static)
"Where is the camera?" Lindsay asked with her butt directly in front of the camera trying to find it
(Confessional static)
Showed a duck putting on pink lipstick before looking at the camera and quacking
(Confessional static)
"Hey, everyone. Check this out. I have something very important to say." Owen said before he farted and laughed
(back to the others)
"Any questions?" Chris asked the two teams
"Yeah why is one team mostly women?" Duncan asked pointing at the screaming Gopher team
"Do you honestly care?" Chris asked with a raised eyebrow
"No I'm just wondering why most of the hot ones are there" Duncan shrugged
"No reason" Chris said as he hid a check from Kushina in his back pocket "no reason at all. Alright everyone go find your cabins. Gophers have the east cabin, bass in the west" Chris told em as the campers went to their cabins
"I call a top bunk!" Naruto yelled as he ran into the guys side
"No offense big man but I don't want to tempt fate by sleeping under you. Only thing I sleep under is a blanket…..or a hot chick" Naruto said to Owen and chuckled as the guys entered the boys side with Naruto already on a top bunk and putting away his stuff
"Wow this place is roomy" Cody said as him Owen and Noah entered the guys side
"Yeah I'm surprised considering how terrible the rest of the camp looks" Noah said as he took a bottom bunk under Cody while Owen took a bottom bunk under Naruto blankly as he laid his bag on his bunk
"Hope the ladies aren't all cramped into the other side" Owen said as he looked at the wall where the ladies side was before they heard a scream. Naruto immediately jumped off his bed and in a fast dash rushed to the ladies side and opened the door "what happened?" He asked concerned as all the campers ran to see the commotion
"Those two are about to throw down" Gwen said as she gestured to Heather and Leshwana
"Already making friends I see" Naruto said as he saw Bridgette trying to keep said girls separated before Lindsay suddenly shrieked loudly as she saw a cockroach right in front of her and jumped onto a bed in fright. Naruto just stepped on it without a thought. Crushing it to death. "Problem solved," he said. as he looked up at Lindsay hoping to put her at ease
"Yay!" Lindsay shouted as she jumped down and hugged him in gratitude…..
By shoving his face into her chest.
Naruto chuckled at this before being let go and turning to see Duncan holding an axe. "Little overkill there ace" Naruto told the punk who shrugged in response
"Where did you even get that?" Naruto asked confused
"You don't need to know" Duncan said simply as he walked away still carrying the axe.
"... this is gonna be a weird 8 weeks" Naruto sighed
(30 mins later cafeteria)
"Listen up! I serve it 3 times a day and you'll eat it three times a day! Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now!" The chef yelled
"Jeez they had better food in juvie" Duncan said as he took his tray
"Difference between here and juvie is that in juvie there's hope! Now shut up, maggot!" Chef yelled as he dropped some brown slop on Duncan's Tray and sent him away as he had 22 people to give food to.
"Excuse me will we be getting All the major food groups?" Beth asked
"Yeah cause I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar" Harold told him
"You'll get a can of whoop ass if you don't sit down!"
"Oh goodie you have my mom's recipe for that?" Naruto asked with a smirk
"Oh ho! we have a comedian and who's your mommy blondie?" Chef asked sarcastically
"Kushina Uzumaki" Naruto told him
"…..Chris what did I say about using that woman's brat?!" Chef yelled at the host after a moment of silence
"To give you a heads up and you just got it. I was gonna tell you tomorrow." Chris told him with a grin
"You know my mom?" Naruto asked Chef interested as there was all a good story when it came to his mom
"She once suplexed him off of a skyscraper in New York after he called her a tomato" Chris cackled
"No, for that she powerbombed me off the pyramids. It was me calling ramen a poor man's soup that was the suplex off the skyscraper" Chef said as he flinched
"You dare insult ramen?! Kill the non believer! Heretic!" Naruto yelled as he leapt over the table to the kitchen and clotheslined Chef to the ground before raining punches down on the chef
"Wow an hour was all it took for him to do this" Chris said as he looked at his stopwatch
"Shouldn't you stop him?" Courtney asked
"And get in his way? He was trained by his mom to be a pro wrestler. No thank you" Chris said holding up his hands while listening to Chef's screams of pain which made the other campers flinch
(confessional static)
"... memo to me don't pick a fight with Naruto" Cody said with a shudder
(Confessional static)
"That dude scares me" Geoff said wide eyed
(Confessional static)
"Hehehe. Whiskers is fun!" Izzy cackled
(Confessional static)
Chef wearing bandages on his face looked at the camera "memo to self buy ramen and don't insult ramen. Also…. Fuck…. You…. Chris" Chef growled
(confessional static)
"……that's hot - I mean he's crazy! No wait I mean give me that tape!" Gwen yelled at the camera before there was static
(Back in the cafeteria)
Naruto, covered in blood, calmly sat at his team's table to eat the brown slop while everyone on both teams just stared at him bewildered and wide eyed
"Ok eat up campers your first challenge is gonna begin after you eat" Chris told them as Chef was now bandaged up and still serving food
"Hope it's not too hard" Sadie said hopeful
"Nah the first challenge is always easy on these shows" DJ said with a smile
"And now you have tempted fate." Naruto said without looking at DJ as he focused on eating his food
(Later)
The campers in their swimwear, barring Naruto, were standing on the very top of a cliff looking down at the water
"Before we start, has anyone seen Naruto?" Chris asked as he couldn't begin without all the contestants present
"He said something about wanting to make an entrance" Owen said
"No interns! No music! Kill it before it begins!" Chris yelled but it was too late
(Broken dreams by Shaman's Harvest)
"What's that metronome I hear? Perhaps the end is drawing near. You never hear the shot that takes you down. Out of time! So say goodbye! What is yours! Now is mine! And I dream broken dreams! I'll make them come true! I'll make them for you!"
Naruto came walking up wearing a pair of tight black swimming trunks with orange trim. Showing off his muscled and chiseled chest and abs as he slowly walked up the cliff to join his team. Smirking the whole way with each step as the music made him seem like he was ready to bust some heads
Bridgette, Gwen, Leshawna, Heather, Lindsay, and Izzy looked at him as Naruto walked up to join his team.
(confessional static)
Bridgette looked at the camera with a growing blush on her face but not saying anything. Or rather trying to speak but no words coming out
(confessional static)
Gwen blushed red "I um wasn't expecting him to be so fit" she admitted as she tried to compose herself
(confessional static)
Leshawna "Woo! Did ya see that boy? You could grind meat on those abs!" Leshawna said with a grin as his muscles were ingrained in her mind
(confessional static)
Heather smiled at the memory of Naruto's muscles before she composed herself"I need to keep a close eye on him and make sure he's not a threat. A very close eye on every bit of him" she said as her mind wandered back to his muscles
(Confessional static)
Lindsay: "wow Nathan is sooooo hot!" Lindsay said
(confessional static)
Izzy was smiling as she thought about Naruto's body before she started to cackle madly at the ideas she had "oh I'm gonna take him with me into the woods and have him shove his- (beep) up my- (beep) until he (beep) -inside my- (beep) -and covers my- (beep) -in his -(beep)" Izzy cackled out like crazy as she continued to speak and giving the censor guy his hardest earned paycheck ever.
(back with the others)
Chris rolled his eyes and made a killing gesture to the interns before the music cut off
"Damn it Chris you're a bitch!" Naruto yelled at the host as he stood by his team. Unnoticing the gazes of several females taking a look at his body since his shorts were very small and his muscles very, very defined
"Ok campers here's what you're gonna do. Your challenge is threefold. Your goal will be to dive off this 1000 foot cliff and land in the water." Chris said
"no problem" Bridgette said with a smile at this
"If you look down, you will see two target areas." The wider part area represents the part of the lake that we have stocked with psychotic, haha, man-eating sharks. Inside that area is a safe zone. That's your target area. Which, we're pretty sure, is shark free" Chris said as she smiled
Excuse me? Leshawna asked with a raised eyebrow at this
"For each member of your team that jumps and actually…survives, there will be a crate of supplies waiting below. Inside each crate are supplies that you'll need for the second part of the challenge." Chris said as he pointed out some crates that were down on the shore below them "building a hot tub! The team with the best hot tub gets to have a wicked hot tub party. The losing team will be sending someone home. Killer bass you're up first!" Chris told them
"So who's gonna jump first?" Courtney asked her team as everyone looked at each other
"I'll go first dudes!" Geoff said confidently "besides they always have some people test out these challenges before we do them" He said sure they'd be fine. Immediately after he ran and jumped off the cliff "Yee Haw!" He yelled as he fell down into the safe zone. Landing before resurfacing from the water as he came up for air "it's all good dudes! Just hit the safe zone and you're golden!" He shouted as a boat came to pick him up
"Awesome! I'm next!" Tyler yelled as he took a run at the cliff before leaping off with a yell
……. And landing on a buoy groin first making Geoff and everyone watching wince as he groaned in pain.
"Oof that one hurt me Just watching" Naruto winced as he felt some sympathy for the clumsy jock
"You good dude?" Geoff asked the groaning jock.
"Ohhhhhh" Tyler moaned ss he slid off the buoy into the safe zone water due to his pain
"That's two jumpers so far, who's next bass?" Chris asked the team with his grin
"I'll Go if you go" Sadie said to Katie
"Oh my gosh I was just about to say that to you!" Katie squealed to her friend
"Ok those two definitely share a brain" Naruto whispered to his teammates who snickered in response.
As they snickered the two best friends jumped off and cannonballed into the safe zone while holding hands.
As they fell Eva followed after jumping down without a word and landed in the safe zone
Duncan jumped down with a blank face and his arms crossed as he fell into the safe zone
DJ looked down at the water and panicked.
"Scared of heights?" Chris asked with a smile
"Since I was a kid" DJ admitted
"no problem bro you can bail but you have to wear this hat for the rest of the day" Chris said with a smile as he placed a chicken hat on his head
"Aw man" DJ sighed as he slumped his shoulders
"Chicken path down is that a way dude" Chris told him pointing at an escalator
"Guess I'll go then eh" Ezekiel said before he jumped off with an excited yell…. Until he hit the side of a mountain and started to spin out of control. However he did land in the safe zone so no one complained
Justin came next and dove down…. But he landed outside of the safe zone area. As everyone on both teams yelled to him to swim away before he got eaten, some sharks surfaced about to take a bite of the pretty boy teen.
However the sharks gained hearts in their eyes and let Justin ride them to the shore due to his beauty hypnotizing him
"Ugh spare me" Naruto said as he rolled his eyes at this
"Huh? What happened? I blanked out?" Gwen said as she and all the females on his team, barring Izzy, were just coming out of a daze from the sight of Justin
"It's almost our turn and only DJ bailed on jumping" Naruto said to her
"You really think those two will jump?" Gwen whispered gesturing to Courtney and Harold
"That one? Not a chance" Naruto said as he chuckled as he gestured to Courtney who was approaching Chris
"Excuse me Chris. I have a medical condition" Courtney said to the host
"What kind?" Chris asked with a raised eyebrow
"One that prevents me from jumping off cliffs" Courtney said simply
"You can chicken out but it might cost your team the win" Chris said
"It's a calculated risk. I doubt eight of them will even jump. Let alone nine if Harold jumps" Courtney said as Chris gave her a chicken hat while she went to the escalator
"Oh hope someone picks up the phone" Naruto chuckled
"What?" Cody asked curiously
"Cause I called it!" Naruto smirked getting laughs from his team at Courtney
"Ha ha" Courtney said as she headed for the escalator wearing her chicken hat .
"Don't you mean bawk bawk?" Naruto smirked as his team laughed even more. Even Heather smirked at this.
"So immature" Courtney scoffed as she left down the escalator
"Hey if you're not laughing you're not living." Naruto said simply.
"Well said Naruto now what about you Harold?" Chris asked to the final member of the Killer Bass
"I'll jump. Can't be outdone by everyone else can I" he grinned
"Good attitude" Naruto admitted
"The hell dude?" Gwen asked as she raised a eyebrow at Naruto giving the opposing team encouragement
"What? I like to give encouragement plus it's just a game miss frowny." Naruto said with a teasing grin
"Tsk whatever" Gwen said as she looked away
"Oooo look I'm a teenage goth girl and i like to respond with sullen silence or a smart comment. So what are you gonna do now? sullen silence or smart comment?" Naruto grinned at her
"…….you got me in a box here" Gwen admitted as she tried not to smirk at Naruto
"ah ha!" Naruto yelled triumphantly
As the two had their little exchange Harold ran and jumped off the cliff with a run.
And kept his legs in a split as he fell to the safe zone before landing on the water… with his groin….. from 1000 feet up
"OOoooohhh" the guys bkth on the shore or up on the cliff winced in sympathy for the nerd. even the sharks winced
"ow he should get immunity just on principle" Naruto said as he winced at this
"I should do that" Chris said as he winced a little
"And?" Naruto asked curiously
"I said I should. Didn't Say I would" Chris admitted before he ducked a rock Naruto threw at his head
"For that you can go first brat!" Chris told him as no one messed with his face. That was his money maker
"Fine with me. Let's go!" He said excitedly
Naruto stood at the top of the cliff smirking before jumping down with his arms crossed straight down without a care in the world, everyone watching on in shock before he crashed into the water with a big splash.
"Whoa man, that dude is awesome!" Geoff cheered from the shore
"Hmm not bad." Duncan said
"Uh guys...SHARK!" Beth screamed pointing to the moving fin as while Naruto was in the safe zone the shark jumped over the ropes connected to the buoy. And was now in the safe zone
"Hey fish breath you wanna fight? Bring it on!" Naruto challenged shocking everyone save Chris
"IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND!" The Campers shouted
"Just watch." Chris said smirking as the Shark closed in opening it's mouth biting down at Naruto who stopped it with his bare hands stunning everyone as he wrestled with the shark pushing it back
"No...Fucking...Way." Duncan said as his eyes widened
"W-what...how...he...man eating...bare hands...I..." Noah stuttered out in pure shock at what he was witnessing
"Awesome..." Cody, Owen, and Geoff all gasped simultaneously
Naruto dived down with the shark popping back from the water wrapping it in a bear hug as he dunked under again swimming around trying to force the boy off
"Say uncle! Say uncle!" Naruto yelled as the Shark moved around trying to get him off
The other two sharks jumped over ropes as well and they swam up to them with Naruto jumping up popping both of them on the nose before splashing the water creating a small wave pushing them back.
The four soon rose up sending glares at each other baring their teeth, a few seconds passed before they all broke out into laughter Naruto swimming up to it Sharks petting their heads
"Man you guys sure know how to put up a fight. Been a while since we wrestled" Naruto said as the Sharks nuzzle against him
The Campers watching this were frozen in shock with Tyler even falling backwards.
(Confessional static)
"Okay it's official I'm never messing with that guy." Tyler said in shock
(Confessional static)
"I don't believe it man, the way Naruto took on those Sharks was amazing, I only thought that stuff happened in the movies or cartoons." Geoff said
(Confessional static)
"That boy is some kinda crazy. But in a good way." Leshwana said as she chuckled
(Confessional static)
"Hmmm impressive, I'll need to keep my eyes on whiskers even more after that." Heather smirked
(back with the event)
The sharks let Naruto ride Them to The Shore as he stepped off
"While I'm here we'll train again sometime." Naruto told them as they nodded in anticipation before they swam off while Naruto walked over to the Killer bass team
"Sup" he greeted the others with grin before he looked up at the others "Come on guys! It's not that bad! Plus my boys won't hurt ya! Too bad I mean!" Naruto yelled
The sharks gave Naruto a thumbs up at this with their fins. No one questioned this
"Wait for me Mr whiskers!" Izzy yelled before she jumped off with a crazed cackle. Doing flip after flip before she landed in the safe zone
"Awww I wanted to wrestle the sharks!" She pouted before the boat driver pulled her up
I'm not doing it even if the ripped blonde did- hey!" Heather was saying before she was picked up by Leshawna and held up above her
"Come on y'all! Lets not let the wrestler out do us!" Leshwana yelled out as she threw Heather off the cliff and jumped down following after her.
"You'll pay for this!!" Heather growled out as she fell before hitting the water followed by Leshawna
"Well nothing ventured right?" Bridgette asked as she dove off in a perfect dive
Naruto held up a 10 score card at this as he smiled at Bridgette who smiled back with small amount of red on her cheeks
"Where'd you get a score card?" Harold asked confused while he was still holding his groin in pain
"Trade secret" Naruto smirked as he watched who would jump next
"I thought this would be a talent show!" Lindsay said to Chris
"Nah!" Chris smirked before the buxom blonde jumped off with flailing arms and a scream as she landed in the safe zone.
Beth looked down at the cliff before she trembled and looked away. "I can't do it! I'm too scared!" She admitted near tears before she took a chicken hat from a smirking Chris
"That's like so lame right?" Lindsay asked to Heather
"Fully lame" Heather agreed with a frown.
Noah looked down then looked at his book before ging shruggingas he jumped off while reading his book as he jumped off. Landing in the safe zone but holding his book up so it didn't get wet as he hit the water.
Cody looked at Gwen before smirking "ladies first" He said
"Oh fine I'll do it" Gwen said with an eye ro as she looked away from the edge and fell back back down into the water. Hitting the safe zone.
Cody looked at Owen "alright dude I'll go next" he said as he high fived Owen before leaping off with a yell as he made it in the safe zone.
"Okay Gophers there's one jumper left. You need this jump for the win. No pressure dude" Chris told Owen who smiled "okay there's pressure" Chris told him making Owen nervous
"Come on big man! It's all down to you!" Naruto yelled up at Owen
"Just do it! Jump already!" Heather yelled at him as he put some floaties on his arms
(Confessional static)
"I was nervous. See I'm not really a strong swimmer" Owen admitted as he frowned
(Confessional static)
"I'm looking at this guy and I'm thinking there's no way he's gonna make it!" Geoff said with a grin
(Confessional static)
"I actually thought if he jumps this, he's gonna die" Gwen admitted
(confessional static)
"Come on big man you got this! Naruto yelled into the camera…..even though this was post event. "Quick, I need to save face. Um if he didn't jump I'd have suplexed him through a wall! There we go" Naruto yelled
(Back in the event)
Take a good run at it buddy, you can do it" Chris encouraged
"... I'm going to die now. I'm going to fricking die now!" Owen yelled before he ran at the cliff with a brave look before he leapt off.
In a belly flop.
With Cody still in the safe zone as he dropped down
Which sent a massive splash of water up which sent a wave at the shore sending Cody, and even the sharks to the shore. One of them landing across Naruto's shoulders
Naruto looked at the shark on his shoulders before he shrugged "nice one Owen" he said as everyone hit by the wave slowly got back to their feet
The Screaming Gophers all cheered for Owen who smiled in victory before he started to look around for something
"What's wrong?" Bridgette asked as she stood up after Naruto helped her up from the sand
"I um think I lost my bathing suit" Owen admitted sheepishly and embarrassed making everyone groan in dsigust
(later)
Back at the cabins the Screaming Gophers had just hauled their supplies back thanks to the hand carts they were given to haul them.
Naruto pulled one solo since he was one of the physically stronger competitors
"Man you go extra with everything you do huh?" Bridgette asked curiously
"Go big or go home my dear. My mother trained me to approach life itself like a wrestling ring." He said
"That why your man has gotten more reprimand from roughness out of all wrestlers?" Leshawna asked as she chuckled
"No That's because she's an eccentric lunatic….. who's probably watching the show…. Sorry Mom um dad stole the pie in the fridge you were saving" Naruto said to a nearby camera
(with Kushina and Minato)
Inside a nice home where the parents of Naruto were watching the show Kushina was watching her son with her husband on a nice couch before her gaze turned to Minato.
"You what?" She asked with fire burning her eyes at her husband
"Um….. oh hey what's that?!" Minato yelled pointing behind her at the tv
"I ain't falling for that shit!" Kushina yelled as she picked up a steel folding chair to smack her husband with
"No really Naruto is checking out one of those girls!" Minato yelled hoping to distract his wife
"Ooh Is It The crazy range haired chick! I like her" She asked Excitedly as he gaze went back
"No it's the goth" Minato said as he slowly made his way off the couch to the door while her gaze was on the tv.
"Hey he's not checking out any of them!" Kushina yelled as she saw her husband now by the door
"... I regret nothing!" Minato yelled before he ran out the door in a sprint
"That's it! I'm the man tonight damn it!" Kushina yelled as she chased after him with the chair
(Back on the island)
The Screaming Gophers were currently trying to open the crates….. with their teeth
"So glad I made that a rule" Chris chuckled to himself
"Hey I got it!" Izzy yelled as she ripped open her crate by pulling a rope with her teeth
"Damn you are talented huh?" Naruto asked as he whistled
"Yup wanna see how talented? Behind that tree?" Izzy grinned at the whiskered teen.
"Flirt later you two. We need to build this thing" Heather ordered
"Ok keep your shorts on. We can do this if we focus and not talk smack" Naruto said as he looked at the instructions for the hot tub with the others over his shoulder
"... why are these in Russian?" Naruto yelled
"Other side dude" Cody said as he sweatdropped
Naruto then turned the instructions around and saw they were in English "oh good. Thank you Cody"
(later)
The Killer bass finally made it to the cabins after having to push the crates by hand the whole way. The gophers had already started their hot tub building.
"You guys sure took your time" Leshawna said with a smirk before seeing Courtney.
Whose eye was swollen up and pink.
"Oh girl that looks bad what happened?" Leshawna asked concerned
"I'm fine" Courtney said quickly "it doesn't hurt that bad"
"I think it's getting worse eh" Ezekiel said to her
"Quiet we don't need the enemy to know that" Courtney growled out
"Well sorry to say we are halfway done with our tub so better luck next time. Not that it matters since you're missing two people" Naruto said
"One since between them they share half a brain" Duncan agreed with that despite them being his own teammates
"They'll be here they just went for a drink" Courtney said quickly
"Yeah if they drink with their butts" Harold whispered to Ezekiel who snickered with him
"And we're done!" Izzy yelled "now we just need to set it on fire!" She grinned
"Not needed Izzy you all already won" Chris said with a chuckle "sorry Killer Bass looks like your all voting off a teammate tonight
"We Don't even get the chance to build it?" Courtney asked in surprise
"They have there's built and we just got Here with our supplies." Eva growled as they had No chance
"Besides your missing two people due to their poison ivy issue" Chris said with a chuckle
"Ouch" Gwen said with a wince at this
"Oh what did they do?" Naruto asked feeling like this had to be good if Chris was laughing about it
"They went to the bathroom in the woods and squatted over …" Duncan was saying before Naruto held up his hand
"I get it" Naruto said with a wince and a chuckle
"Ok campers it's dinner time then Killer bass will have to vote off one of their own" Chris said as he left. Letting the gophers enjoy their kick ass hot tub. Which Owen was already in.
"Woohoo!" Owen cheered
"Too bad, so sad. Have fun voting off someone." Heather said with a small smirk as she filed down her nails while her teammates enjoyed the hot tub
(mess hall)
Everyone was at their tables eating their dinner
"Alright we need to figure out who to vote Off" Courtney said to her team
"I nominate the princess" Duncan said pointing at Courtney "there we decided" He said before he went back to eating his slop
"hey I'm -" Courtney was saying before she was cut off
"The only one with CIT training" everyone at both tables sounded in Sync with eyerolls"
"I don't get how we lost. When most of the other team are girls" Ezekiel said as he poked at his food with his spoon
Everyone at both tables stopped after hearing him say that.
"Come again?" Eva growled out as she stabbed her fork into the table. And actually made a crack in the table from the force
"What? My dad said to look out for the girls here and pick up their slack" Ezekiel said simply
The girls on both teams all started growling at this
"Ok dudes let's all calm down it's not like he said boys were smarter than girls" Geoff said to placate everyone
"But they are" Ezekiel said simply
This got groans from the guys as Ezekiel was digging his grave deeper
"…..I got nothing you're on your own dude" Geoff said As Naruto stood up and grabbed Ezekiel by his throat and threw him across the room into the wall.
"Oh jeez get your bets in now people" Chris said as Naruto cracked his neck by moving his head side to side
"I bet he wins in less than 30 seconds" Chef said
"Why are you mad eh?" Ezekiel groaned out
"Dude his mom is a former world champion of wrestling and owns her own company. You dug your grave. Best you just lie in it" Duncan said with a headshake
"I'll give you one chance to apologize before I make blood spill out of your mouth" Naruto growled as he approached the downed Ezekiel
"For what? It's the truth eh" Ezekiel said as Naruto approached him and placed his ankle into Ezekiel's throat and put him in a mma gogoplata submission (undertaker hell's gate). With his right ankle in his throat and his left leg over the back of Ezekiel's head and lulling him forward with his hands so his ankle was crushing his throat. All while Naruto was on the floor on his back roaring with rage as he applied the submission to the homeschooled dumbass.
"….so we vote Ezekiel off?" Courtney asked her team as Ezekiel yelled in pain as Naruto was still choking him out
"He won't stop till you tap out" Chris said helpfully
Ezekiel immediately tapped out
"Fuck that these are street rules bitch!" Naruto yelled as he moved his left hand into a fist and cracked it into Ezekiel's back making him yell like a bitch "I'm not gonna stop unless you pry me off him!" Naruto growled as he was intent on really injuring Ezekiel
"I mean I should……. Nah" Chris said as he just watched plus the ratings they would get for Naruto doing this would be amazing
Soon though Ezekiel stopped struggling as his arms went limp and he stopped moving.
"...Is he breathing?" Harold asked concerned they just watched Naruto kill him
"Nah he will be fine … medic!" Chris yelled at Chef
Naruto let go of Ezekiel from the hold and booted him onto his back, revealing Ezekiel with glassy eyes and blood dripping from his mouth
"I don't know about you all but I feel better after that" Naruto said as he stood up like he didn't just choke a dude out
(Confessional static)
"Why did they bring him on? The guy is dangerous" Noah said wide eyed
(Confessional static)
"See I have a reason aside from needing a fill in for the show to bring in Naruto. He doesn't care about the fame or money making him the perfect wildcard" Chris said with a smirk
(Confessional static)
"Not gonna lie I thought he killed Ezekiel" Duncan admitted
(confessional static)
Izzy had a bright grin on her face "hehehahaha!! Oh I'm so gonna take him and suck his (beep) and choke on his (beep) and (beep) (beep) (beep) while covered in whipped cream and-" Izzy once again gave the censor guy his hardest earned paycheck
(confessional static)
"Ok I'll say again that's hot, and you better not show this to the others damn it!" Gwen was saying as she smiled before she yelled at the camera
(Confessional Static)
"Should've kept him in the hold longer" Eva grunted out as she lifted a dumbbell
(confessional static)
"Wow! I wonder if Nathan can do other positions like that….why are you laughing?" Lindsay asked the cameraman, who was fixing the camera, laughing at the double meaning of what she said
(Later at the Campfire)
"Killer Bass, at camp, marshmallows represent a tasty treat that you enjoy roasting by the fire. At this camp, marshmallows represent life. You've all cast your votes and made your decision. There are only ten marshmallows on this plate. When I call your name, come up and claim your marshmallow. The camper who does not receive a marshmallow tonight must immediately return to the Dock of Shame, to catch the Boat of Losers. That means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back… ever." Chris told them
"Duncan" Chris said as the punk stood up to get his
"Tyler" Chris said next "Geoff, Harold, Justin, Katie, Sadie, DJ, Eva" Chris called out as one by one they went to collect their marshmallows. Leaving only Courtney and the still sore Ezekiel on their seats.
"And the final marshmallow goes to…." Chris said as he egged on the tension with a very, very long pause "Courtney" he said as he tossed her the last marshmallow
"Can't say I'm shocked, I saw you picking your nose dude. Not cool. Dock of Shame is that way, bro! The rest of you, enjoy your marshmallows. You're all safe… for tonight." Chris said as he smiled at the team while Ezekiel was carted off by Chef in a wheelchair to the dock of shame
(with the screaming gophers)
The team were all hanging out at the hot tub celebrating their first victory
"Hey where's Naruto?" Gwen asked curious as she didn't see The blonde
"What, looking to get your hooks into him?" Heather asked with a scoff as she thought Naruto wouldn't waste his time with the weird goth girl
"He said something about scaring Ezekiel one last time" Noah said with a shrug as he read his book
The gophers were cut off as they heard a bloodcurdling scream coming from the docks before Naruto came back wearing his swimming trunks
"What did you do boy?" Lewhana asked with a knowing smirk
"I walked in front of him and smiled. He freaked out from my presence alone. He ended up jumping out of his wheelchair in fright and crawled onto the boat just to get away from me" Naruto smirked
"That's it?" Gwen asked with a raised eyebrow before they heard the sound of a loud boom come from the boat
"I may have also placed a stink bomb on the boat as well" Naruto said with his grin
This got silence from everyone before they all started to laugh at the fate of the sexist dumbass. Before Naruto joined them in the hot tub to party the night away.
Hey everyone Kfbanime87 here
So yeah one of my co authors got me into Total drama island recently as you can see
so we decided to do this fic sence it's something he really wanted to do and it sounded like fun
and as for harem list the following girls are in for season 1
Gwen
Izzy
Bridgette
Leshawna
Lindsay
Heather
Yea I know Heather is a problem personality wise but me and my co author have a plan for her so stay tuned for that.
Now we did change Bridgette from the killer bass to be on the screaming Gopher and replaced her with Justin on the bass team. We did that for reasons pertaining to the drama as well as because it's a butterfly effect. As for Trent Naruto has fully replaced him but that's not to say he couldn't appear in a later season if it works.
Anyways here's the teams listing so you're aware of who's still in for each team each chapter
Screaming Gophers: Naruto, Gwen, Izzy, Bridgette, Heather, Lindsay, Leshawna, Cody, Beth, Owen, Noah
Killer bass: Courtney, Duncan, Justin, Katie, Sadie, Eva, Tyler, Harold, Geoff, DJ
Eliminations: Ezekiel
Hope you all enjoyed the first chapter of this fic and look forward to more chaos on