A/N: I'm really depressed today and could really use some cheering up. So that's why I'm doing this humor fic. If you are any obsessed fangirl to any of the guys and you're going to flame me b/c he's your 'man' then please leave. But if you're a fangirl who doesn't mind if other ppl likes your guy then please read and review.

Summary: Help! My friend is setting me on blind dates with guys from her school, Domino High. (Don't worry, though. For the sake of everybody, some of these blind dates probably won't turn out well. That's the whole point of this fic anywayz! Lol!)

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! I do own Miiko and myself (Oh no wait, my mom owns me)

Fanfiction idea thought of and written by Phoenix Kaen

I was minding my own business, just walking home from school when I heard it. "Hey Ruri!" I turned around and saw Miiko coming towards me. Oh, shit! I wish I remembered that Miiko walks the same way I walk home on Tuesdays then I could have avoided her. "Oh. Hi, Miiko-chan" I said with a weak smile.

"Hey guess what? My school's having a dance" she said as she walks up next to me.

"So?" was my reply. Even though we were good friends, we go to different schools. She goes to Domino High School while I go to the school which was almost next to her school. (A/N: I couldn't think of a good name for my non- existant school so...)

"So? I want you to be there with me. Other people that don't go to DHS can go too with a ticket"


"Oh, come on!" she whined.

"Oh, lord. Help me, she's whining"

"Why not?"

"Err...I don't have a date"

She smiled and said in a tone that tells me something I was in deep doo- doo...I mean, trouble! I was in deep trouble. "No problem. There's a lot of cute guys from my school that would love to go out with you. (A/N: She means the boys of YGO) I'll set you on blind dates with them and you pick the one you like most."

With that she ran off, her face smug as if she did a good thing. I stood there not believing what just happened and then started to panic about these 'cute guys' she knew from school. Miiko usually hung out with not-so- sane people that included me. I can lose my sanity once in a while.

7:30, the next night

"What! You're going on a date?" my mom asked.

I nodded while trying on different outfits for my blind date that was coming at eight. It seems that having her only daughter going on a date shocked her. How daughterist! Kind of like racist but..oh never mind. "You don't mind?" I asked her.

"Mind? Hell, I'll do anything to find you somebody who will actually be willing to marry you before it's too la..." she trailed off before realizing what she was gonna say and looked away rather quickly. (A/N: No my mom's not actually like this. I'm just trying to make this funny.)

I glared at her back while she suddenly became interested in my animal magazines. "Hey, what do you think of this dress?"

She stopped flipping through my animal magazine and turned around to look at me. I was holding a black skirt that goes one inch above my knees with a separate silky white shirt in front of my body. (A/N: OK, so I have a weak fashion sense. So sue me)

"Eh" she said.

"What do you mean by 'eh'?" I asked hands on my hips.

"It's rather...plain"

"Well, I have nothing else to wear"

"Why don't you go naked? I'm sure he won't mind" she chuckled and ducked the stuffed teddy bear I threw at her.

"I can't believe you're my mother!" I exclaimed.

"Come on. Let's see what's in your closet" mom said smiling and searched through my closet.


Ding-Dong! "Ohh! My date is here!" I ran down the stairs as fast as I could and tried to fix my hair while gathering up all the courage to open the front door. I was now wearing flared black pants and a white shirt with flower designs on the sleeves. I didn't bother fixing my hair so I just left it down. The doorbell rung again. I was just standing there all kinds of worries popped up in my head. What if I embarrass myself in front of him, what if I spilled something on him, what if he thinks I'm ugly, what if--

I broke out of my reverie and saw mom emerge from the kitchen with a box of oreos (A/N: Which by the way I don't own) clutched in her hands. "Hey, what's wrong? Why won't you open the door for him?" I just stood there and looked at the front door. With an exasperated sigh, she opened the door and stuck her head out even more. "Hello?" she called out to the dark still night.

Then mom looked down, I looked at her curiously as to why she lowered her back a little.

"Oh! Hi, I'm Ruri's mother. What's your name?"

"Yugi Motou" answered my date.

"Why don't you come in for a while?"

"All right"

Then mom straightened up and turned to look at me with an amused look on her face. She opened the door and I was pretty shocked when I saw my date. He was shorter than I was!

A/N: Want me to continue? R & R! No flames and don't worry. This is not a bashing fanfic.

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