Chapter 2

Bears Funeral

By: The Extroardinary CHEATLETHEFAG



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It was a time of mourning. A time of sorrow. A time of revenge.

It was Bear's funeral.Bear had an extra coffin for his decapitated head.

Ojo was in a full body cast and a wheelchair.

He had amnesia from several rams from a "large, powerful objects"(Ha!HA!).

No one knew exactly what had happened.

Tutter had been buried in a matchbox. Treelo, Pip, Pop, and Luna were there.

Treelo was crying.

Pip and Pop thought had lost his mind. He did, kinda, in a way.They were about to put the coffin

lid on Bear's casket when a black mustang pulled up in the cemetery.

It knocked over Tutter, Barney, and some unidentified person's graves.

All of the people looked up.

Two girls were blasting loud music. It was Ciar and Aideen!

"I thought we finished that stupid little bear off!" Aideen said to Ciar.

"If it makes you happy, we can bury him, too! Wait, then he'll die..." Ciar offered.

"EXACTLY,stupid! That's the point. ANd we can throw that damned lemur in too!(Treelo)." Aideen cried.

Then, Ciar and Aideen cornered the frightened puppets.

But Ojo couldn't move bcuz he was both braindead and paralyzed.

They grabbed Ojo and threw him in the coffin.There was no burial crew because they had to stop

for coffee.

"Treelo no like this! He think you should be nice," Treelo bravely said.

He always talked about himself in third person.

"Ciar, do you still have that baseball bat?" asked Aideen.

Ciar got the bat from the trunk. After thanking her, Aideen began

to savagely beat Treelo with the bat. He fell into a coffin hole

( a hole where coffins go, if you didn't get that , your DUMB!).

Then, Ciar picked up a shovel nearby the hole and poured the dirt over Treelo's unconcious

puppet body.

Pip and Pop TRIED to run. But, Aideen caught up with them.

She tied them up, and left them in the cemetery parking lot, near her

precious mustang(Aideen hates most ppl, but she loves that mustang).

Then, they put the coffin lid over Bear's decapitated body and the braindead Ojo.

Who was screaming through layers of bandages.

The girls spotted the burial crew, and got in the car.

They backed up, "accidentally" running over Pip and Pop.

"Wow," said one of the burial crew members, "I can't believe no one showed up.

I thought he had a group of friends." Then they buried Bear. They had

no idea that Ojo was in there too, because by now he had fainted from fear.